tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988640015888850606Sun, 08 Sep 2024 00:16:31 +0000Make Up Your Mind.http://theaholeguru.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (The A-Hole Guru)Blogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988640015888850606.post-6144162437654290988Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:32:00 +00002009-06-10T12:23:47.425-07:00A neccessary realization you should have, before you try to change yourself for the "better". When The A-Hole decided to come down from the heavens to save the world, he had an Epiphany that made him almost rise back up immediately after his decension upon this mental asylum of a planet.You people love your lives just the way they are.That's right, love. Not like. Not tolerate. Love.I'll save http://theaholeguru.blogspot.com/2009/06/why-you-secretly-love-life-you-say-you.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The A-Hole Guru)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988640015888850606.post-5380710139135836787Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:17:00 +00002009-06-02T09:06:46.691-07:00Just what does The Greatest Self-Help Resource Evar have planned for you? Behold, and become beholden.I know I'm definitely not alone in my opinion that most self-help gurus are some straaaaaange motherfuckers.A great many are overpoweringly flowery. Practical ones will tell you to caress your inner child. The more ethereal talk and talk about nourishing your spirit to create more of a loving http://theaholeguru.blogspot.com/2009/06/website-syllabus.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The A-Hole Guru)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988640015888850606.post-3317155828425488878Tue, 19 May 2009 21:28:00 +00002009-05-28T10:13:49.573-07:00Like way, way before. What if you were told that you could focus on changing your thoughts and not worry about the behaviors you're trying to fix for awhile, and still make substantial progress... if not more? The A-Hole Guru shoves another M-80 of megainsight up your keister and covers his ears.See, the problem with self-help books is that they're always trying to get you to DO shit.Open up http://theaholeguru.blogspot.com/2009/05/a-hole-guru-says-change-your-thoughts.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The A-Hole Guru)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988640015888850606.post-6156770016757289745Thu, 14 May 2009 16:39:00 +00002009-06-02T09:36:57.627-07:00It's time to remember what you already know, dipshit. And to maybe realize that changing your life isn't as difficult as some pussies may have cracked it up to be.Dear,Fellow,Turds.Months back I had a spirit-searing, quasi-scientific profound moment of clarity. Call it a re-realization. Something we all allegedly know, yet veer through life almost as if pretending we don't.For a buttload of http://theaholeguru.blogspot.com/2009/05/a-hole-guru-says-oh-power-of-your-dopey.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The A-Hole Guru)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2988640015888850606.post-8108757179800104701Thu, 14 May 2009 02:17:00 +00002009-05-13T19:18:14.567-07:00Ladies & Gentlemen - American ...http://theaholeguru.blogspot.com/2009/05/ladies-gentlemen-american.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The A-Hole Guru)0