TextS, QuoteS & JokeS

Quotable Quotes Set 3

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:09:00 +0000

Be more concerned with your character that your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are

- John Wooden

Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how i react to it.

- John Maxwell

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winner do what is goal achieving.

- Dennis Waitley

The present is what slips by us while we are pondering the past and worrying about the future

- ziggy

I believe life is to be lived, not worked... Enjoyed, not agonized... Love, not hated...

- Leland Bartlett

Quotable Quotes Set 2

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 06:08:00 +0000

Keep away from people who try to be little your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really GREAT make you feel that you, too can become great

- Mark Twain

No one will manufacture a lock w/o a key. Similarly, God won't give us problems w/o solutions. I hope you find the right key everytime you encounter a doorlock

- anonymous

Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead. If you loose, you can guide

- anonymous

Remember, happines doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think.

- Dale Carnegie

The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything

- Theodore Roosevelt

Quotable Quotes Set 1

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 05:58:00 +0000

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing is nothing and becomes nothing. He simply cannot learn and feel and change and love and live.

- L. Buscagilla

Don't live in the past with anger, or live in the future with fear. Live in the moment with wonder.

- Rage Gage

Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers; pray for powers equal to your tasks.

- Philips Brooks

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow

- anonymous

5 things to look in a partner

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:05:00 +0000

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1) Pleasing "PESO"nality

2) Good "CAR"acteristics

3) Good Family "BANK"ground

4) Good "MONEY"rism

5) of course, very "CASH"ual!

Jokes From: Frend Randy

Twilight

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:02:00 +0000

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In the forest, Bella saw Edward's body shimmered as it has been hit by the sun...
Bella: I know what you are..
Edward: Say It, say it out loud, say it...
Bella: BADING, BADING!!! puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngaun may glitters ka pa sa katawan?! eeww!

Jokes From: AMA Joel New

Read It Slowly

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:58:00 +0000

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Sun Come man narrow row on cup fog kill lung an moo co.
The rat thing at the rat thing a co.
A king cave bee gun

Jokes From: Frend Randy

Sales Agent

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:54:00 +0000

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A man was carrying three babies in a train...
A lady sitting next to him asked, "Are those your babies?"
"No, i am a condom salesman & these are customer complaints."

Jokes From: AMA Joyload

Fired

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:50:00 +0000

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Wife: Dear, You were so drunk last night you insulted your boss...
Husband: Piss on him!
Wife: You did, So he fired you!
Husband: Fuck Him!
Wife: I did, so u can work again on monday!

Jokes From: AMA Joyload

Morning

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:46:00 +0000

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GOD has given each of us the ability to do certain things well...
St. Paul said: "Whatever you do, do it for the glory of GOD"
Moses told the Israelites to Remember the LORD your GOD,
for it is he who gives you the ability to produce wealth...
We can also do the same... God Bless you...

Quotes from: UNO Lito

Success

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:41:00 +0000

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Success is not the key to happiness.
Happiness is the key to Success.
If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
by: Albert Schweitzer

Quotes from: UNO Lito

Never Give Up

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:39:00 +0000

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Michael Jordan, missed more than 9000 shots in his career and lost almost 300 games. He failed 26 times when he was trusted to take the game's winning shot. Yet, despite all these, he was known as M.V.P and HALL OF FAMER in Basketball.

Failure is always a part of success. Never give up! Everything will turn out right in GOD's time.

Quotes from: LR

Our Choice

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:36:00 +0000

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They say we have two choices when we wake up, Go back to sleep and continue dreaming or Get up and make your Dreams happen!

Quotes from: UNO Lito

Success in Life

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:32:00 +0000

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Success in life can never be an accident...
It is the result of right decisions at the right time...
Champions are not the people who never fail,
but the people who never quit...

Quotes from: KDI Unknown

Happiness

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:31:00 +0000

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Happiness is very subjective factor in one's life... Being happy doesn't depend on achiving what you want, but rather making the best out of what is given... Life isn't fair, it never was... The only thing that can make you completely happy is contentment... Be contented on what you have, but be sure to aim high & never stop believing you can do better everytime... But if all else fails, don't forget that an ordinary you has an extraordinary GOD to back u up...

Quotes from: Frend Randy

Prayer before starting the day

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:26:00 +0000

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Let's pray before we start the day...

Dear LORD, i ask for your protection and care over my loved ones and myself...
Send your guardian angels to protect us and lead us away from danger.
LORD, help me recognize your intervention in my life so i will never take you for granted. Amen.

Smile, its going to be a wonderful day...

Quotes from: Frend Randy

Road Trip

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:24:00 +0000

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Think of life as a great road trip.
If you spend too much time looking at the back at where you have been,
You will surely miss what's ahead.

Quotes from: KDI Unknown

Conflicts

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 03:01:00 +0000

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10% of conflicts are due to difference in opinion...
But
90% is due to wrong tone of voice...
Think of it!!

Quotes from: AMA Julius C.

Special Grain

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:57:00 +0000

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Only the rare grain of sand is destined to be a pearl...
To GOD, you are that special grain of sand ---
destined for a specific purpose...

Quotes from: AMA Joyload

Falling

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:54:00 +0000

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The Lord didn't promise us a life where we would never fall...
But he assures us of a life where we can rise everytime we fall...

Quotes from: AMA Joyload

Priority

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:49:00 +0000

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Just a thought...
don't make someone a
"PRIORITY"
who only makes you an
"OPTION"
believe me it really hurts

Quotes from: AMA Joyload

Run Away

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:44:00 +0000

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Sometimes you have to run away...
Not just to create distance...

But to see who cares enough to run behind
and pull you back...

Quotes from: AMA Joyload

Entering someone's life

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:38:00 +0000

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When you enter someone's life whether by plan,
chance or coincidence, consider what your lesson will be.
Will you teach love or a harsh lesson of reality?
When you die will your life have resulted in more loving or hurting?
More comfort or pain? More joy or sadness?
Each 1 of us has power over the balance of love in world.
Use it wisely.
Don't miss an oppurtunity to nudge the world's scale in the righ direction

Quotes from: AMA Joyload

Kiyosaki's Message

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:34:00 +0000

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If you want to retire young and rich you need to invest what is going to happen
rather than what has already happened.
In the world of business there's a lot of truth to that old saying,
" the early bird gets the worm"...
By Robert Kiyosaki
If you are not rich today because you missed the last boat leaving the dock,
don't worry, another boat to the land of riches and opportunity is getting ready to sail...
The question is " Will you be on it?"
Don't be left behin...

Quotes from: KDI Meylard

Be Thankful

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:29:00 +0000

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Be thankful that you don't have everything you desire.
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful for the difficult times.
It is during those times that you grew.
Be thankful for your limitations because they
give you opportunities for self-improvement.
Be thankful for your mistakes.
They will teach you valuable lessons.
Find a way to be thankful for your troubles,
and they can become your blessings.

Quotes from: Frend Randy

Prayer

noreply@blogger.com (webmasterphi) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:24:00 +0000

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Prayer is the best shield against all trials.
A heart to heart talk with GOD will lessen your burden
for HE will never say NO to those believe in HIM

Quotes from: Dwight Latest