• Deleted a bunch of contacts so I'm waiting for that one lame guy who txts me every time I delete him to txt again. What a lame mutant power. #
• Now I'm also waiting to see who txts me to try to find out if they are the guy. #
• May just respond to every txt for the next few days with "Who is this?" just to keep everyone feeling special. #
• @notbenh I don't think it works if I never had your number! in reply to notbenh #
• If you don't have anything nice to tweet, don't tweet at all. *never tweets again* #
• I already know some of you dummies will think I just quit twitter. Nay, I just won't tweet about this guy's horse teeth. SHIT #
• "Susan Logan, editor of [...] Cat Fancy, told Yahoo News that she was unaware of the faux feed. "Oh no," Logan said." (re: @Cat_Fancy) #

EarthBound <3

nedroidcomics:

goddamnitkate:

chompass:

blowholeboogie:

omocat:

ten pages of the booklet “overcoming shyness” *_*

the tendas rewrote it for future generations after ness returned to the book to the library

the whole thing is approximately thirty pages

is there an option to reblog this 50 or more times by clicking it once?? i’d like that

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I love this so much. Haha. I always thought it would be awesome if someone did this.

 I love Tendas. I am shy

• @jencyr you can say "nice outfit" and keep walking, but every time I do that I worry they will think I was being sarcastic :( in reply to jencyr #
• Ut-oh, Citizen Kane has finally made it up to the top of my Netflix queue. Guess I won't be getting any new Netflix movies after this. #
• @jencyr Every time someone bought me something expensive I wondered why they didnt just get me something practical like a video game console in reply to jencyr #
• @jencyr WUT. Is the answer supposed to be "COUGH HACK HACK COUGH SPIT*? in reply to jencyr #
• Someone needs to photoshop this to have a dollar bill in front of the baby http://t.co/7fzu704y #
• Giving up and installing Flash, because the Internet is still too broken to worry about the principle of the thing. :( #
• I was okay with never listening to Pandora, but @The_OverLady twote a Turntable link that seemed too good to pass up… http://t.co/7zeQlj21 #
• The science pub sold out, so I guess I'm not doing that tonight. #

Someone needs to photoshop this to have a dollar bill in front of the baby.

laughingsquid:

Blue Velvette, A David Lynch Tribute Rap by Cancer Merchant

• @skyesidhe Fuck that noise. in reply to skyesidhe #
• Just watched Tron Legacy and I was more impressed with the actual Unix commands they used than with the idea of virtual planes stalling out #
• What is altitude, or air, to bits and bytes? And why does this stand out to me more than the transmogrification of bits and bytes to flesh? #
• @hackop That wasn't the vibe at all. in reply to hackop #
• HT Facebook: "The only good Doors song is Paint it Black" #

“Men who don’t like girls with brains don’t like girls.”

– Mignon McLaughlin (via zoetica)

• Either my sense of humor broke, or Portlandia season two is actually really funny. Way better than season one. #
• @xiexie11 When you were talking about t-rex drinking tea the other day, had you seen this site yet? http://t.co/6bhbEoNd #
• Does it speak highly of my organizational skills that I've never once lost a shoe? Or does it just imply I'm at least barely competent? #
• @SkarrKrow I don't know, but there was a poem in the bus about someone who is late every day because they can't find a shoe. in reply to SkarrKrow #
• @JoeStreckert I don't know, but there was a poem in the bus about someone who is late every day because they can't find a shoe. in reply to JoeStreckert #
• So, this is happening right now: a balrog burlesque dancing to dubstep. #
• Confused about why a guy here with his girlfriend would buy me a drink, but hey- I got a drink out of it. #

Atheism isn’t a religion.

It’s a personal relationship with reality.