Hank and his sugar momma stop by the G-Lo Show

Super Bowl choke artist Hank Baskett and his Playboy Wife Kendra stop by George Lopez Tonight..If you’re an athlete and you’re best known for being your wife’s husband..not good. To see the un-dynamic duo talk it up with G-Lo take the jump. -TO

Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashian on the George Lopez Show

Comedian George Lopez owes $21k to MLB manager’s charity

You don't need 3-D glasses to hit my pitch Terez..

At 6 feet 10, Andrew Brackman has to watch his head before entering the Yankees’ clubhouse. Just by walking out to the mound, he draws attention. And when he’s out in public, Brackman gets noticed to the point where strangers are compelled to say something in his presence. “People are starting to call me an Avatar now,” said Brackman, who’d rather be known as a right-handed pitcher finally on track to Yankee Stadium. His big-league ETA might not come for another two full years. Though he feels “100 percent” back from reconstructive elbow surgery, Brackman has just one pro season under his belt – and miles to go before he’s complete. — Bergen Record

The kid will be lucky if the nickname sticks..which means he’d relevant as a major leaguer. -TO

‘Pinstripe Bowl’ Set for Yankees Stadium

Canadian doctor in probe says he treated A-Rod

Terez, this is my writing outfit..

New Orleans Saints Coach Sean Payton and quarterback Drew Brees both have book deals in the works after their remarkable Super Bowl season. Payton’s book, titled “Home Team,” is scheduled to be released in the first week of July and will center on the unique relationship between the Saints and the city. The details of Brees’ book have not been announced, but he confirmed that he plans to become a first-time author through a tweet Thursday night. “I never thought this would happen, but I am writing a book. A great opportunity to make a difference in the lives of many,” Brees said on his Twitter account. Payton’s book will be written in collaboration with Ellis Henican, a columnist for Newsday, host of a nationally syndicated talk show and analyst for Fox News. And it will be published by the NAL/Penguin Publishing Company. — New Orleans Times-Picayune

So that means someone else will be writing his book and Drew will have his name on it..-TO

Drew Brees playsgolf with  Nicklaus,  Marino and Kenny G

Drew Brees to Speak at University’s Graduation

Man, I really fu*ked up this time T..

Ben Roethlisberger just added another elite member to his defense team — a famous private investigator who’s handled several high profile celebrity cases before. TMZ has learned the P.I. is Charles Mittelstadt – who has worked as a lead investigator on behalf of NFL stars like Ray Lewis and Jamal Lewis. Mittelstadt has also worked for rapper T.I. and convicted Olympic bomber Eric Rudolph.  Hiring a private investigator is a sign that the alleged victim is fair game. In this case, as we already reported, law enforcement tells us alcohol was a factor.  It’s a safe bet the P.I. will go down that road … as well as others. –TMZ

A private dick is a sign that Big Ben is gonna get dirty..but when you’re a perv like him, you can’t afford to play nice.  -TO

Big Ben Did Not Have Sex With That Girl

Lawyer Declines to Say When Big Ben Will Meet With Police

Terez, Tiger blew it for all of us..

Gerard Butler is no Tiger in the bedroom: The “Bounty Hunter” star says he has curbed his randy behavior because he’s worried it’ll end up in the press. “I get laid less now than I used to because I’m way more paranoid now,” he insists. “Look at Tiger Woods!” But the Scottish hunk hasn’t cleaned up his act entirely. Says Butler: “I’m certainly no angel. There’s no smoke without fire.” — NY Daily News

Tiger’s sexcapades has made everyone take a step back…he got caught red handed and now everyone seems to be having less fun..-TO

Tiger’s College Sweetheart Speaks Out

Tiger Woods is a Drug Addict

What do you think about our Kitchen Terez..pretty down to earth huh?

American Golden Boy Tom Brady and Wife Gisele Bundchen have joined a group of tree-huggers around the world, and pledged to turn off their lights on March 27th for one hour that night. They both filmed videos encouraging their followers to support the World Wildlife Fund’s Earth Hour. Tom stands in the kitchen and spreads his message from their home in Los Angeles.. I wonder if Tom and Gisele will scent their house with patchouli oil that night as well..maybe wear some hemp necklaces..damn hippies! To see the earthy couple spread their green message take the jump. -TO

Tom and Gisele asking $2,000 a square foot for Penthouse

Boston guys wouldn’t go bald to marry Gisele Bunchen

Terez, thanks for taking the picture..now you get in and I'll take one..

Sammy Sosa version 2.0, his wife Sonya, Nigtclub guru Victor Drai and Jesse Waits at XS in the Encore. You know it’s a problem when Sammy looks whiter than actual white guys..but he looks all white to me. Kinda like a grease-ball robot, but all white.  -TO

Sammy Sosa’s Wife is All White

Sammy Sosa Dances All White Long

Are you serious Terez..f*ck these guys..fargain iceholes..

General manager Ken Williams is fond of telling the media to “stay out of White Sox business,” and now the organization is making sure that to a certain extent that includes Ozzie Guillen — at least regarding his plan to launch his own Web site this spring. Guillen confirmed Thursday that while he’s allowed to continue his Twitter and Facebook accounts — although only after a talk with Williams on the subject — members of the Sox front office have shot down the idea of Guillen having his own Web site. ”It’s a lot of reasons they have,” Guillen said. ”I wanted to do it. I thought it was a great idea, but in the meanwhile, I have to go by their rules. The White Sox’ rules are they want me to stay away from a lot of things, and I respect that.” Considering the Sox have approved a behind-the-scenes reality show that will begin airing in July on MLB Network, and considering they’re still allowing Guillen to tweet — as long as it’s not Sox business — it might seem strange that they drew the line on a Web site. — Chicago Sun-Times

Ozzie being Ozzie on his own website would be hilarious..but the powers that be know this and don’t want the Blizzard of Oz stirring the pot anymore than he already does.. -TO

Ozzie Guillen and White Sox to Star in Reality Show

Ozzie Guillen: ‘Our fans are not stupid like Cubs fans’

I have Tiger on communication lockdown T..

Knowing how devoted Tiger Woods is to the couple’s two young children, Elin also has stuck it out for her kids’ sake. Yet, my source tells me the golfer’s wife has set some pretty strict ground rules for him, now that he’s completed his two stints in sexual addiction rehab and therapy. ”Elin’s keeping him on a very short leash,” added the source, explaining Tiger not only keeps a daily journal of his thoughts and activities, but Elin insists on reading every entry. Trust is understandably still an issue. Elin also checks Tiger’s e-mails and cell-phone log constantly. Apparently, she learned of a woman at the Hattiesburg, Miss., treatment center where Tiger initially went for help, shortly after the Thanksgiving Day incident at the Woodses’ Florida home. Even though the woman in rehab was of no interest to Tiger (apparently proved by his curt replies to her continuous e-mails to him), Elin took an interest, simply because the e-mailer was female. Apparently, Mrs. Woods shot off quite the sharp-worded e-mail to the woman, and that quickly quashed any further contact.  — Chicago Sun-Times

Elin probably had a tracking device inserted into Tiger’s forearm..-TO

Howard Stern’s Tiger Mistress Pageant Recap

Florida Highway Patrol Accused of Being Soft with Tiger

How does my scarf look Terez? Does it match or should I wear one of my others?

To the rest of the world, L.A. Galaxy superstar David Beckham’s gesture Wednesday night didn’t mean much. But in England, it was the equivalent of Becks flipping the bird at Palm Beacher Malcolm Glazer! Heartthrob Beckham, who’s with AC Milan in Europe when U.S. soccer is off in winter, was lingering on the pitch after playing against his old Manchester United squad when a fan handed him a green-and-gold scarf. Beckham put it around his neck. Glazer, the 81-year-old owner of the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, borrowed heavily to buy ManU in 2005 for $1 billion. In a country where the great American pastime of buying something with someone else’s money is frowned upon, fans smelled a rat. And immediately took a real dislike to Glazer. Glazer, who sold one of his Palm Beach mansions last year for $24 million and then started renovations on a $22 million-beachfronter a few blocks away, immediately raised United ticket prices. He sold its most popular players. And now that Manchester United is even deeper in the hole, dislike has turned to hatred — and unhappy fans started wearing green and gold (the colors of the old Manchester club 100 years ago) scarves in protest. –Palm Beach Post

Only in Beckham’s world, would wearing a scarf be a diss. Davey loves fashion accessories more than his alien wife. -TO

David Beckham Owns Around 40 Cars

David Beckham Closes Soccer Academies