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Tees You Wouldn’t Want to Wear to a Job Interview

Benjamin — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:45:17 +0000

You don’t have to look far on the internet to find all kinds of handy advice on how to get that big job you’re hoping for. Of course, there are so many of these articles, it’s hard to know which to trust. Don’t worry – we’re on your side. We’ve got all the bad job interview t-shirts laid out for you right here.

Tees You Wouldn’t Want to Wear to a Job Interview

Catch ‘Em All Poké-Tees

Benjamin — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:01:49 +0000

People tend to worry if they’re dealing with an infestation of mice. Not so if those mice are electric! Whether you’re an aspiring Pokémon trainer or you’ve already caught them all, we’ve got more Poké-tees than you can fill a Pokéball with! Even several probably won’t be enough! It’s cramped in those. Just saying.
Catch ‘Em All Poké-Tees

Merriest Christmas T-Shirts

Benjamin — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:18:53 +0000

Suffering from holiday fatigue? We’ve got a list here to help you give that seasonal affective disorder the old heave hohoho with a hohoho lot of things for you to hohoho at. (Too many hohohos?)
Merriest Christmas T-Shirts

Meta Community Tees

Benjamin — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:11:19 +0000

Are you recovering from an Adderall addiction? Do you secretly want to be best friends with the dean? Did you eat all the macaroni? (It’s so messed up that he knows.) Do you like blanket forts, paintball, and pretend morning talk shows? It’s possible you’re a student at Greendale Community College. Which is logistically impossible because it’s entirely fictional.

Still! We do have a very self-aware tee list for you Community fans. This one isn’t all in your minds, we promise.
Meta Community Tees

Revolutionary Che Guevara Tees

Benjamin — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:22:15 +0000

It’s no secret that we’re living in challenging times these days. There’s visible rebellion against the status quo all across the globe, as the people speak out against systems that clearly aren’t working. The sowing of such seeds of discontent has historically led to no lack of revolution, and of course, the Cuban Revolution, which spawned everybody’s favorite badass t-shirt icon. Why not Che-llax and check out these sweet Che Guevara tees? Whether or not you’re a fan, or you’re just looking for a laugh, there’s a tee for you.
Revolutionary Che Guevara Tees

Nostalgic John Hughes Tees

Benjamin — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 17:01:14 +0000

Dear Teenormous, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a period of our free time of our choosing in metaphorical detention by our own free will…but we think you’re crazy to make us only search for our t-shirts. You present us lists based on how you see us… In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…
and an athlete…
and a basket case…
a princess…
and a criminal…
also a John Hughes t-shirt addict…
Does that answer your question?
Nostalgic John Hughes Tees

Action-Packed Anime T-Shirts

Benjamin — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:15:05 +0000

When it comes to anime, who can resist some good action here and there? Whether your tastes are more Dragon Ball Z or Bleach, we’ve got tees for you otaku out there!
Action-Packed Anime T-Shirts

Legendary Zelda Tees

Benjamin — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:09:33 +0000

“Gee, I wonder what’s on Teenormous!” You think to yourself. You locate the treasure chest, and DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNN! Looks like you found a bunch of t-shirts worth your hard-earned rupees! Jovial!
Legendary Zelda Tees

Sparkly Twilight Tees

Benjamin — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 20:47:13 +0000

Some vampires suck blood. Others only know how to love with a passion that literally CANNOT DIE. Sometimes they do both. These ones sparkle, and have glamored a whole generation of young ladies. And what do young ladies like, but t-shirts? We’re in touch with this new youthful generation of clothing. Ignore the cobwebs.
Sparkly Twilight Tees

Three Wolf Moon

Benjamin — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 02:03:28 +0000

Love it or hate it, there’s no escaping Twilight or ignoring the cultural impact it’s made on the landscape. In 2009, upon the release of the second movie – New Moon – College Humor gave us a comedy sketch integral to the very Twilight parody oeuvre. A t-shirt-based saga of a man to whom no sparkly vampire nor shirtless werewolf could hope to compare. One man. Three wolves. And a moon.

If that wasn’t cool enough? There’s even some variations on the theme!
Three AT-AT Moon

If you’ve wanted to bring the battle of Hoth into the mix, there’s a t-shirt for that. Now you can embody the spirit of three wolves and a moon with a healthy dose of Star Wars.

Three Teen Wolf Moon

Like classic ’80s Michael J. Fox movies that aren’t Back to the Future? And recent MTV revivals? And specifically, Teen Wolf? I mean, that’s what I was getting at there. There’s a tee for that, too! Thrice the Teen Wolf, thrice the howling – one moon is all you need.

Cravings Cookie Monster

Three Cookie Monsters. And a cookie. With this tee, you can let the world know that while you howl at the moon, you’re probably also thinking about cookies. And in a sense, we all are. I mean, who doesn’t love cookies?

Also, if you improvise? Cool shirt becomes cool shorts. There’s nothing this shirt cannot do. Except lift that restraining order Aubrey Plaza put on me.