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Lazy Harp Seal

John — Thu, 17 May 2012 18:16:22 +0000

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Shiri, The Robot Butt

John — Fri, 11 May 2012 16:22:31 +0000

Because, you know, Japan.

Harvard Baseball ‘Call Me Maybe’ Lip-Synch

John — Tue, 08 May 2012 21:59:32 +0000

They got into Harvard, but they really wish they were still in high school. They are on the baseball team, but they really wish they had made the cut for the Glee Club.

Love the dude in the back who sleeps through the whole thing. How much you wanna bet this whole thing was a prank where they tried to convince him crazy stuff happened while he slept? “Dude, your favorite jam came on the radio and we all rocked out!”

Sure, the choreography is a little repetitive, but you gotta hand it to them. There are more motions in this 3-minute video than in a whole 3-hour game of baseball.

Pubertina – Episode 1 Bieber Parody

John — Fri, 04 May 2012 13:01:28 +0000

“Pubertina”, a new animated short series hearkens back to the Ren and Stimpy style of gross-out animation, although I don’t think 90′s Nickelodeon ever took that aesthetic to the exploding-zit, menstrual-blood levels of this ‘toon.

I wonder if Pubertina dolls were a real thing (“life-like bleeding action!”) if they would be big sellers. Or maybe the opening credits are accurate: more often they would be thrown angrily to the ground. I know if I had a doll version of my pubescent self, I’d certainly hurl that thing a good fifty yards from my sight.

Anyway, looking forward to more from writer, cartoonist, voice actor Emily Brundige.

Lion Tries to Eat Baby Boy Dressed as Zebra (Cute)

John — Thu, 03 May 2012 23:19:24 +0000

Part 1 of the video has embedding disabled but you can watch it here. The best part is when the kid finally turns around… and is surprisingly unscared.

The same kid also taunted a crocodile…

This family sure has a lot of confidence in the glass at the Oregon Zoo.

Bad Lip Reading does Gotye – Kicked Your Goat

John — Thu, 03 May 2012 23:01:22 +0000

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The Illusion reviews Thrasher Mag

John — Thu, 03 May 2012 19:09:47 +0000

Is it just me or could you listen to Malibu Hamish Patterson aka The Illusion talk about the ‘burly’ grinds and ‘crusty bowls’ all day long?

He also gets out of the ‘Bu from time to time to meet and interact with his fellow skaters in the flesh. Here’s a report from the First Annual Great Desert Pool Duel:

The Illusion has many, many more reports from Spaceship Earth on his YouTube page. Check ‘em out, dude!

If You’re Ready To Learn (NSFW)

John — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:47:51 +0000

Brian McKnight is an adult contemporary R&B singer. But he wanted to break out of that box… or at least become more “adult”. So he composed a song. A very dirty song.

All I can say is this is indeed NSFW.

The tape has caused quite a stir. And not just in my office when I ignored the “not safe for work” warning and played it out loud. MTV is reporting McKnight’s fans are up in arms.

McKnight just announced on Twitter that he’ll finish the song in “clean and nasty” versions and he’ll let his audience decide what they want to hear.

This is what I’ll do I’m gonna finish it today and I’ll put it out a clean and a nasty version how about that?

— Brian McKnight (@ItsBMcKnight) April 24, 2012

Stay nasty, Brian, and keep winning the internet!

For now, I’ll leave you with this “reaction shot” of one McKnight fan watching the video for her first time:

Jamagels – Jamaican Bagels

John — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:15:53 +0000

Yes, this seems like it would be (and should be) fake. But by all appearances it is actually a real actual authentic product. Mon.

[via reader GR]

3-Second Rule – The New ‘Friday’?

John — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 01:15:30 +0000

Or is it “Hot Problems”?