Next, I checked out the video for “Dynamite.” If you thought a song where someone sings about dynamite would naturally be set in a grade school, well, you could’ve directed Vanessa videos.

The strangest thing about this video is how uncannily Vanessa resembles Paris Hilton. Or perhaps, ipso facto, it is that Paris Hilton resembles (is the long-lost love-child of?) Vanessa.

Videlicet:

Finally comes the video for “Cheerio.” I think the theme is supposed to be Spanish Mardi Gras. Or something.

[Thanks to reader JP!]

Gotta love the dog. Especially his hot tub reaction shot.

[via reader JP]

Lots of netizens had the same idea:

I prefer musical remixes…

I’m sure there are many more on the way. The squirrel warrens of the internet must be hard at work auto-tuning the choisest phrasery of MC Mel. We have a team here at Tastes Funny who will stay abreast of Apocalyptophonecall, and respond instantly as the dance beat versions go viral.

But let us just say that to stand out in the flood of remixes, you’re going to have to be Passion-of-the-Christ-like in your sacrifice. Do it for Mel! Do it for America!

UPDATE:

Tickle-Me-Melmo

PREVIOUSLY:
Christian Bale Tirade Remix Bonanza

The phrase “chin music” is a metaphor for getting punched in the face. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Be sure to hang around for the big ‘how it was done’ reveal at the end of the video. Or not.

And here’s the rebuttal he did:

I guess Best Buy didn’t find these funny. According to Tech Crunch, they suspended the dude who made them, Brian Maupin, and were taking steps to fire him. Thanks to the publicity, however, they reinstated him, only to have him decline the reinstatement. So I guess he fired himself.