Turning Daily Boredom Into Life's Little Pleasures

How To Stop Men From Smoking ?

2009-06-23T13:39:00.001+08:00

But this will increase the number of female smokers!.. Lol

What Working Phase Are You At?

2009-05-18T15:39:00.001+08:00

Phase 1

You are listening to jazz ;Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is beautiful, you love your boss, and our government is the best!

Phase 2

You are listening to pop music. After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal. This is what happens after about SIX Months!

Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop.You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do. You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.

Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP. After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head. You have locked the office door to keep people out, You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today!

So, what phase are you in now?…

The Concept as Naked Streets

2009-05-14T14:27:00.001+08:00

Hey yah!!… Hallyloya…

Today, many European cities are doing away not only with traffic lights, but also sidewalks, curbs, signage and painted markings of any kind. The concept, known as naked streets. The results have been lauded in progressive urban planning circles: the average car speed dropped, as did the number of accidents…. ha… guess what… naked lady on street…

Language That’s Remain Stupid

2009-05-12T18:02:00.001+08:00

yeah.. right… Please don’t wear this shirt during your next year Mother’s Day..

The Day Everyone on Earth Will Stand Still

2009-05-11T09:03:00.003+08:00

Old man rule the earth... Epic of Star Trek begin... prepare for a battle by full loaded sh*t
yeah.... come to papa....

A Picture's Worth 1000 Words

2009-05-07T16:49:00.003+08:00

What do you thing about this picture?... this kid really got ball to attempt to take upskirt photos from his mobile phone..

Weired Signboard But Really Funny

2009-05-07T12:14:00.002+08:00

To Keep The Sacral And the Clean of this temple, so that:

For women who are in coming moon is forbidden to enter the temple.
Is forbidden to climb the building to make dirty the wall of the building.
It is not allowed for having sex, and it is forbidden to enter the temple without sarong.

Naked Tennis On The Floor

2009-05-06T15:01:00.003+08:00

Perhaps the greatest tennis tournament in the world today. It’s rich tradition and “high class elegance” year by year give it an almost awards like feel for the tennis world.
Which is why it’s nothing short of amazing when something like this happens. Not only that, nearly everyone in the background and podcast TV news is laughing.
What a great day that must have been. Here we go!!... It Naked Day's

Grandma In The House

2009-05-06T08:40:00.003+08:00

yeah right!....
The picture is so tasteful, I would show it to my grandma." ... I've seen the magazine. I knew what I was getting into." .... My fiance' has been a subscriber for a few years now and I read Playboy every month too!... what wrong with it?... nothing wrong right?... yeah... women rules!...

Hollycow What The...!

2009-05-05T16:54:00.003+08:00

I know I have said a more than once my previous post about Wedding Breast

“here is the girl with biggest boobs I’ve ever seen”

but after today you will never hear me say that again. This video is definitely the girl with the biggest boobs I’ve ever seen. Jesus Christ!... how can this women can run over from bad man..

Dump Dumper Dumpest

2009-05-05T15:30:00.004+08:00

Ok guys!... please watch this clip.. they using their head hear for firestarter......

Warning Dont Do This To Sheep

2009-05-05T09:35:00.003+08:00

I’m going to start doing a picture of the week starting today.

So I figured I’d begin this feature with a picture that makes zero sense. Well unless you frequently have sex with sheep, then this directly applies to you.

Imagine what it takes to actually have a town have to put up a sign like that. I mean a sign usually warrants a consistent and abundant amount of activity to go up. Sheep sex is this rampant in that town? Amazing.

Wedding Breast

2009-05-04T09:36:00.004+08:00

Omg!!
I guess the size of wedding dress not big enough for the wide portion of the boobs and the slit may not provide enough support to hold up the weight of both breast. If the cup is not big enough, some breast tissue may spill out.... at least can cover his wife tits...lol...

Dont Ram The Boobs Please!

2009-04-28T08:25:00.000+08:00

Dont Ram The Boobs!!!

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Harry Potter Thai version

2009-04-17T13:37:00.004+08:00

Kudos...lol... harry potter that version...

funny? creative?

Is A Good Time To Buy Gold Now?

2009-04-17T08:42:00.003+08:00

Recently, the price of gold going up rapidly and I was kicking myself for not being able to grab the opportunity and time to drop in to Local Bank to buy when the price was hovering at RM85+ per gram. It going up to RM120 correct me if im wrong.

But gold as a commodity is rather volatile. With the recent changes in the market, the price of gold has been coming down this week, and also just as quickly as the way it went up. Yesterday, at the close of business, it was about RM108 per gram. Today, it has gone up again to RM110. It’s really hard to read each day whether it will be going up or down!

I thought even if I buy in at RM100 per gram, I could average out with my previous buy-ins and could still be making a good investment when the price sky rockets again.

Anyone who is seriously investing in gold has any insights to share?

Broken English By Beauty Queen Janina San Miguel

2009-04-15T08:00:00.000+08:00

Janina San Miguel has resigned as the Philippines' official representative to the 2008 Miss World beauty pageant after becoming an instant celebrity on video Internet site YouTube.

During the contest, San Miguel said on national television:

"Well, my family’s role for me is so important b’coz there was the wa- they’re, they was the one who’s… very… Hahahaha… Oh I’m so sorry, Ahhmm… My pamily… My family… Oh my god… I’m… Ok, I’m so sorry… I… I told you that I’m so confident… Eto, Ahhmm, Wait… Hahahaha, Ahmmm, Sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever b’coz I’m only 17 years old and ahahaha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the tough 10. Hmmm, so… but I said dot my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you."

here the clip:

For Part Time Blogger Out There

2009-04-14T15:17:00.003+08:00

Today i was fooling by my office friend saying that he will resign from A company. So, i asked "Why you want to resign?" and he reply "No time for me". After that he show me his resignation letter look like this:

Dear Boss,

You know why I want to resign?

Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore. When I don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t visit my blog anymore. When they don’t visit my blog anymore, my hits drop, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business is no good. When your business is no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot like me. When you eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see. Boss, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good because I care for you, Boss.

So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go la.

Regards,
Mr.B

ha! Nevermind will gotcha you next time....

Another Tsumani Attack On July 22nd 2009

2009-04-14T08:00:00.001+08:00

I have no idea how true is this!! or maybe a scam..

I just received this message from a friends. I don’t know the source of the message; I also don’t know the credibility of the content, but just beware.

Below is the content on the message:

“Hello there. I just wanted 2 let you know that please stay away from the beaches all around in the month of July. There is a prediction that there will be another tsunami hitting on July 22nd. It is also when there will be sun eclipse. Predicted that it is going 2 be really bad and countries like Malaysia (Sabah & Sarawak), Singapore, Maldives, Australia, Mauritius, Si Lanka, India, Indonesia, Philippines are going 2 be badly hit. Please try and stay away from the beaches in July. Better 2 be safe than sorry. Please pass the word around. Please also pray for all beings.”

Thanks and have a nice day.

Bless you~

GutterUncensored Will Be Back With New Blog Template Design

2009-04-13T16:48:00.003+08:00

New updated from Mr.Gutter from FaceBook

"Gutter Uncensored:
Sorry, New Blog Not Up Yet. It will be up in a week or two with all new updates. Only thing needs to be done now is to pick a new template or theme for the blog because it seems a lot of people did not like the all black look. Any ideas drop a line at GutterUncensored@yahoo.com. The original plan was to launch the new website on May 1th but that seems too far away for most people and I am getting pretty bored too.last Tuesday"

Privacy Please!

2009-04-13T13:21:00.003+08:00

Guest what happened with this dog and cat.

I feel pity for this dog and cat.
What I mean is animals need privacy too.
Person who’s responsible for uploading this video to YouTube should stop doing this.

Yup they F**k while eating..!! omg...

PETA Chicks Go "Naked Truth" For Animal

2009-04-13T08:41:00.007+08:00

Even the manager of the KFC was sympathetic, telling them that his son had just gone vegetarian.

SAVE ANIMAL!!!
Peta.org

Math Problems; 4 Year Old Kid Calls 911 For Help

2009-04-09T15:13:00.003+08:00

hahaha... math! math! math! math!... How many of you like math out there? oh.. i really hate math! during high school. But not for this 4 year old kid.. by calls 911 on math problems. That was a stupid action for adult person but for kid..erm... never mind only a 4 year old kid..
so now i will transform it to adult stupid calls like this....

And the transcription of the phone call here's:

Operator: 911 emergencies.
Adult: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Adult: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Adult: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Adult: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Adult: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Adult: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Adult: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Adult: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Adult: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Adult: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Adult: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Adult: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Adult: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
Adult: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Adult: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Adult: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Adult: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

and the original phone call here's:

thanks to june..
Source

Almost Topless Girl Dancing Like Little Girl

2009-04-08T08:58:00.002+08:00

This girl covered her face using mask and covered her tits using plaster..and dancing like a little girl... too bad youtube will ban it later or sooner..

KENNY SIA BollyWood Dance

2009-04-07T11:19:00.004+08:00

When i saw kenny sia dance like pro bollywood dancer HOW TO WASH WINDOWS type..

first thing come out from my mind was ... I LOL..

You must watch this video first for origin dance from bollywood:

Now try to watch this from KennySia Bollywood dance:

Funny?