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Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Wed, 28 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Earlier today, Fox News aired a graphic of Johnny Manziel that used his 2016 mugshot from a misdemeanor domestic violence charge The charge was dismissed in 2017 after Manziel completed an anger management course Manziel's mugshot was switched out at some point later in the day https://t.co/6OegUtFsdk
— Nicholas Anastácio (@NenoNicolosio) October 27, 2026

Colt McCoy wasn't at the Trump rally here in Corpus Christi, but Johnny Manziel and Danny Amendola were. McCoy posted 20 minutes ago that he's at the Rough Creek Lodge in Glen Rose, TX.
— Chris Thomasson - KIII Sports (@ChrisThomasson7) October 27, 2026

Enjoying the day out at rough creek lodge! Beautiful place! @rclodge https://t.co/DxuigzlYu7
— Colt McCoy (@ColtMcCoy) October 27, 2026

Texas AG Ken Paxton's wife is divorcing him, citing infidelity. But during one of the most watched races of the midterm elections, little has been reported publicly about the new woman at the center of his life. I sought to learn more about her. https://t.co/Wi0r03lysC #txlege
— Lauren McGaughy (@lmcgaughy) October 27, 2026

("three divorces...does not appear to be registered to vote in Texas. In Louisiana, state records show, she is registered as a Democrat")

Republican congressional candidate Brent Taylor has sent unsolicited nude photos as recently as 2021. He dismisses his past sexual advances as “youthful indiscretions" At that time, Taylor was 53 https://t.co/SnYF9r0iSw
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) October 27, 2026

Memphis

Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26. @Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia: “We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.” https://t.co/dCcyYePnnS
— The Bulwark (@BulwarkOnline) October 27, 2026

Forgetting the drone side of things, there are artificial limits on civilian thermal imaging cameras in the US that the rest of the world doesn’t have to follow.
— Scott Manley (@DJSnM) October 25, 2026

Vigilante predator group traps off duty LAPD officer in sting, Monrovia police arrest officer for meeting w person they believed to minor for lewd conduct. Investigation ongoing. https://t.co/XKUnFjIj1C
— Richard Winton (@LAcrimes) October 28, 2026

("The video shows members of the civilian group chasing and holding [the officer]")

Wow... LAX People Mover flashover was caught on video https://t.co/RwYuvnFJDQ
— Oren Ben-Joseph (@orenbj) October 27, 2026

Happened in September apparently

Yall the prices at the new Burbank Airport are hahahahahaha don’t miss the 5% sustainability fee 😵‍💫 https://t.co/G4LrfnAo1N
— jedidiah jenkins (@shredidiah) October 26, 2026

been a while since apple users were basically beta-testing new tech for a quadruple-digit fee

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— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) October 26, 2026 at 10:50 AM

UCLA’s Sigma Nu chapter reported raising at least $100,000 annually from 2023-26, the highest among Greek life chapters. Alumni leadership said this week that the totals were inaccurate and that the chapter raised $950 in 2025-26. https://t.co/VeuOvxvFD1
— Daily Bruin (@dailybruin) October 23, 2026

("The $950 the chapter raised this year went to the Angel City Pit Bulls")

@Tma_666 لان الطلب نفسه في النظام اذا رفضه المندوب يروح لاقرب جهاز لوكيشن فهم حاطينها كلها جنب بعض ويرفضون بسرعة فكرة ذكية ذا الخوارزمية ورانا ورانا بس هذولي لعبوا عليها 😂
— محمد الشهري (@moshehri1) October 23, 2026

Supposedly they're repeatedly rejecting an Uber Eats delivery order until coercing the algorithm to upping the delivery payout

Starting a rumor that the Digger 4K will restore all six (6) musical numbers they cut out of the theatrical print.
— Old BloodyScratch (@oldbutterscotch) October 25, 2026

The Simpsons appears to be taking on the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser. The Nov. 8 episode, titled “The Kosmic Kruiser,” is described as Bart and Lisa breaking into Krustyland’s “most notorious and failed attraction.” Jenny Nicholson will provide a guest voice. https://t.co/rVNwvkTdWR
— Scott Gustin (@ScottGustin) October 26, 2026

Mel Jarnson and Julian Barton on the set of "Street Fighter" (2026) #StreetFighter #Cammy https://t.co/9FyqC1e57x
— Kai 🌸🐦‍🔥 (@_Kaimitsu) October 26, 2026

One of the most underrated actresses of 70s and 80s TV with multiple hit shows to her name as well as multiple Emmy Award wins. Pro wrestling fans will know her for her bizarre but endearing guest commentary stint during the New York portion of WrestleMania 2. "ALL RIGHT, GEORGE, EAT HIS LEG!!"

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— CC (@cckirby.bsky.social) October 27, 2026 at 8:08 AM

RIP, Susan Saint James. If her passing puts you in the mood for a ‘Kate & Allie’ rewatch, I wrote up my ‘10 Best Episodes’ in 2020, with special note of how Saint James’ acting style quietly yet defiantly expanded the boundaries of the traditional sitcom: thatsallsiknow.blogspot.com/2020/12/the-...

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— Tommy Krasker (@tommykrasker.bsky.social) October 27, 2026 at 8:29 AM

real madrid always finds themselves in scenarios i couldn’t even dream up in my wildest imagination wdym la liga is cancelled in all of china bc mbappe laughed at a maobappe meme
— ?? (@aeragons) October 27, 2026

⚽ 🇨🇳 🇪🇸 🇫🇷 Chinese state television has suspended broadcasts of La Liga matches following remarks by Real Madrid star Kylian Mbappe about the country's founding leader Mao Zedong, state-owned China Media Group announced on Tuesday ➡️ https://t.co/ghBA9dfmcO https://t.co/bkulisSLqy
— AFP News Agency (@AFP) October 27, 2026

Hoy he mantenido una reunión con el embajador de China en España para abordar la situación generada por las declaraciones de Kylian Mbappé y buscar soluciones que permitan superar este episodio. Durante los últimos años, desde LALIGA hemos trabajado mano a mano con las autoridades chinas, las instituciones del fútbol, los operadores audiovisuales y las empresas del país para impulsar el crecimiento y la popularidad del fútbol español en China, pero también para contribuir al desarrollo y crecimiento del propio fútbol chino, compartiendo nuestra experiencia, conocimientos y recursos. Queremos que nuestros acuerdos de colaboración, especialmente el convenio estratégico con la Chinese Professional Football League (CFL), vigente hasta 2029, y los acuerdos con China Media Group (CMG), entre otros proyectos conjuntos, sigan siendo un éxito y contribuyan tanto a hacer cada vez más grande el fútbol chino como a acercar nuestras competiciones a millones de aficionados. Una relación construida sobre el respeto mutuo, la confianza y la cooperación que debemos preservar y seguir fortaleciendo. Nuestro compromiso es seguir trabajando juntos para que un episodio individual no perjudique los importantes avances conseguidos ni afecte a los millones de aficionados chinos que siguen nuestras competiciones. China es y seguirá siendo un socio estratégico para LALIGA.🇨🇳🇪🇸
— Javier Tebas Medrano (@Tebasjavier) October 27, 2026

La Liga president sayjng he met with the Chinese ambassador

2nd funniest football scandal of the year. narrowly misses out on top spot to Jorginho vs Chappel Roan
— juan (@bigjuange) October 27, 2026

Fashion brand On was down when I checked

Sonny fans definitely need to apologize to Mr Armstrong. He's been a STH since day 1. We are anything but racist. https://t.co/Nd46goD7Ks
— Profe Ceasar #Mundialista (@ProfeCeasar) October 27, 2026

The MotoGP grid has had another riders-only meeting, this time in Sepang, to discuss Qatar. Seems they want reassurances, including an evacuation plan. If anyone convinces them they can be safely evacuated from Doha during a war, I’ve got a bridge to sell them, though…
— Simon Patterson (@denkmit) October 27, 2026

Main character energy in the worst way. @alex_kirshner nails it https://t.co/aArZ8blXuP
— Ben Koo (@bkoo) October 27, 2026

The 2026-27 Women's Basketball First-Team All-Name Team (All Levels) https://t.co/0L3v5u9Ir8
— NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners (@NCAABuzzerBters) October 24, 2026

Also RIP to our Recently graduated legends Po’Boigh King (2022-2026) Khighten Day (2024-2026) Gob Gob (2022-2026) Zytarious Mortle (2022-2026)
— NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners (@NCAABuzzerBters) October 23, 2026

Please I can’t do this anymore https://t.co/PEoOrv3NFH
— OJMayo#00 (@OJMayo00) October 27, 2026

ICYMI: The rare “triple flop” just happened in the Warriors-Nuggets game. Peak NBA basketball. https://t.co/NYpiCirmUx
— 𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 (@ferretallen) October 27, 2026

https://t.co/hrLwYmwVhF
— 🤺 (@philfanacc) October 27, 2026

You may know about Tennessee PMS 151, but did you know that on official University communications, you're not supposed to use black? Only Smokey Grey.

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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) September 26, 2026 at 9:51 AM

Даже на приеме у ветеринара маленький бобер 🦫 по кличке Лютик занимается своей работой https://t.co/ugxXANHlS7
— Slawa J (@doma_s_soba4koj) October 24, 2026

@neverboredinorlando I normally share Florida adventures, but I’m originally from New Hampshire! While visiting my family there this summer, I decided to take on the viral Lemon Squeezer cave. This boulder cave narrows to only about 16 inches wide, and there’s a Squeezer Gauge outside so you can test whether you’ll fit before entering! It’s one of 11 optional boulder caves along the one-mile boardwalk at Lost River Gorge, which also features waterfalls, a suspension bridge and views of New Hampshire’s White Mountains. If this cave looks a little too tight, you can bypass it and continue along the trail. 🎟️ Tickets: https://lostrivergorge.com/ 📍Lost River Gorge & Boulder Caves 1712 Lost River Road, North Woodstock, NH 03262 #NewHampshire #LostRiverGorge #WhiteMountains #NewEnglandTravel #CaveExploring ♬ original sound - Kaleigh | Orlando Things to Do

@silvy_theshihtzu the second I pick her up… SLOTH MODE. 🥹🦥 She just wraps herself around my arm like she’s been waiting all day for this. #love #sloth #dog #shihtzu #rescue ♬ Ghost on the Walls - Wren Whispers

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How to make Spooky Eyeball Snacks (Halloween roundup)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Wed, 28 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000

@mamacooking34 👀 Spooky Eyeball Snacks for Halloween! 🎃 Creepy, cheesy, and so much fun! 👀🧀 These spooky eyeball snacks are made with sausage and mozzarella balls for a fun and delicious Halloween treat. Easy to make and perfect for your Halloween party! 🎃💀 #EyeballSnacks #HalloweenFood #HalloweenAppetizers #SpookySnacks #halloweenpartyfood ♬ original sound - Mamacooking

@aaeliu.art
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♬ original sound - aaeliu

@gracem879
Halloween costume reveal
♬ original sound - Troye Sivan

@mariapetrus_ The school spirit committee of your dreams. Peep that “human wall” we made 🫣 #pumpkin #trunkortreat #pto #fitmoms #delulu @bridgidantoniello ♬ sonido original - sabrinecanavalvise

@halfpricelaundrysfv Half Price Laundromat 20021 Roscoe Blvd Winnetka CA #HalfPriceLaundromat #HalfPriceLaundry #WinnetkaCA #CanogaPark ♬ original sound - halfpricelaundrysfv

@hettiekrampitz It was a hit last night 🏸 #halloween #diycostume #halloweencostume #shuttlecock #badminton ♬ Witchy Shop – Curious Halloween Finds - Erika Rythmique

@dervisevics1 @Erling Haaland found your twin #halloween #halloweencostume #haaland #october #fyp ♬ sonido original - Futbol.Elite

A rave review for "Night Watch," an immersive horror experience that tales place in a windowless van

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Wed, 28 Oct 2026 03:45:00 +0000

LAT:

Yes, a real van. It’s creepy,
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Participants are assigned the role of an overnight security guard to monitor a mysterious tech firm. You’re unaware, at least at the start, of what kind of business the company is in, but “Night Watch” wants you to get to know the person who held the job before you.

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New Humble Bundle featuring Rick and Morty comics

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 27 Oct 2026 23:41:05 +0000

Starts at $5 for three volumes.

Also one day left for the scifi VR game bundle, starts at $5 for two games.

Over the Garden Wall figure set by Mondo featuring an exclusive glow in the dark Dog up for preorder at EE

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 27 Oct 2026 17:53:56 +0000

Five figure set with accessories, but I believe only Dog glows.

They also just posted a Ken White snowboarding Ken Doll for preorder.

Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 27 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

como pode o brasileiro ir tirar uma foto qualquer e simplesmente meter uma semiótica de prêmio pulitzer
— lu.cas (@der_muffinman) October 26, 2026

(Apparently a photo of a police officer threatening the photographer. AI translation: "How can a Brazilian just go take any random photo and simply drop a Pulitzer-worthy semiotics bomb")

Following alleged airstrikes against Islamic State by Jordan, a diplomatic crisis has completely blown up between two states tonight. Jordanian airstrikes were heavy handed, likely killing many Syrian civilians even if jihadists were the target.
— Paweł Wójcik 🦋 (@SaladinAlDronni) October 26, 2026

("Jordan attacks militants in Syria in retaliation for last week’s church attack")

Nithya Raman's campaign just filed this Ethics complaint (w/EXHIBITS!) against Thrive LA, accusing the PAC of spray-painting the floors with "Poop Zone, courtesy of Nithya Raman" w/o disclosure disclaimers, and for AI impersonations of Raman's voice, etc. https://t.co/zbw2rXdHUY https://t.co/Van6ePxn2V
— Elizabeth Chou (@reporterliz) October 26, 2026

(This one, too)

Ethics complaint filed over ads falsely portraying Raman promoting homeless camps https://t.co/q1yMGujQhJ
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) October 26, 2026

("The AI-generated voice carries a live conversation with the caller, and doesn’t clarify it’s not a real person unless prompted")(Last line of the article says "homelessness in Raman’s district dropped by 49% this year")

That the Bass' campaign and this independent expenditure committee share the same lawyer -- Stephen Kaufman -- seems to undercut notion of independence + separation https://t.co/lX0v8KFtDF
— Matt Hamilton (@_hamilton_matt) October 26, 2026

("left a $272,000-a-year job advising Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass this year. Months later, he was helping her out in a different way: running Unidos Con Karen Bass")

Mayor Bass is now calling for an "outside the city, independent audit" of LADWP utility rates, which have been pretty high recently.... ... and this comes a week after her challenger in the mayor’s race, Council member Nithya Raman, called for an audit. https://t.co/ufb16kPTF8 https://t.co/8QBw5Kj3Wg
— Elizabeth Chou (@reporterliz) October 26, 2026

("The plan [Raman] outlined has three parts: repair and modernization of the utility system, public City Council appearances by LADWP officials to explain rates, and an audit with City Controller Kenneth Mejia that would examine executive pay")

🚨AGAIN When this Mayor faces calls to AUDIT & address the City's failures, she'd rather waste tax dollars on outside consultants. The City already has an INDEPENDENT AUDITOR, one beholden to the PEOPLE: The City Controller Fund us with adequate staff to audit LADWP regularly!
— LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia (@lacontroller) October 26, 2026

FWIW

📸 SURVEILLING ANGELENOS City Council is voting tomorrow on a pilot contract with AXON for Automated License Plate Readers (ALPR’s). At the center of the debate are questions around data access & audits. 👮‍♂️4,000 LAPD employees have access ❌ No independent audits required https://t.co/CDG6f0tnGa
— LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia (@lacontroller) October 27, 2026

commercials during the MLB playoffs:
— Tipping Pitches (@tipping_pitches) October 25, 2026

Politico wrote up Zohran playing basketball with the uncovering-a-big-scandal tone the same day the NYTimes wrote up "credible allegation that The President of the United States raped a woman" as a political strategy story. Broken media in a nutshell

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— mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) October 26, 2026 at 3:54 PM

("academy staff was preparing the gym for a health and wellness event the next morning that meant setting up 1,000 chairs when the mayor’s security team called to say Mamdani and his friends were coming. According to one of them, the chairs had to be moved to accommodate the mayor’s game. The other person said setting up the chairs had to be postponed to the morning hours"

if james talarico's campaign sends me another fundraising text i am gonna impeach the dude before he gets elected
— Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman.bsky.social) October 25, 2026 at 1:34 PM

MARACAIBO, Venezuela—Seeing Venezuela align with Trump after the overthrow of Nicolás Maduro, shrimp magnate José Enrique Rincón thought he could safely return home to reclaim the $700 million business the regime had seized. He was jailed instead. https://t.co/BVQGPBa0YQ
— Juan Forero (@WSJForero) October 24, 2026

Fui assistir a apuração dos votos no Roblox e encontrei o homem em pessoa https://t.co/AKhgYKXBa0
— Ayu (@dissonanciayu) October 25, 2026

Skydance paired a new five-day office rule for the whole company with a one-time voluntary buyout for eligible employees, and the buyout comes ahead of layoffs. Paramount ran that sequence last year. About 600 employees took severance rather than return five days a week, per Ellison's third-quarter 2025 shareholder letter, and roughly 1,000 were laid off weeks later. Variety reports the combined company carries about $80 billion in net debt. The Oct. 6 closing release targets at least $6 billion a year in savings within three years, about 7.5% of that debt, and says the money comes primarily from technology, integration and procurement, marketing and real estate. Per the Hollywood Reporter, Kreiz and board member Gerry Cardinale have said they don't expect most of the $6 billion to come from staff cuts. Variety reports net debt is estimated at about 7 times adjusted annual earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization in 2026 and 2027, against a 3.0 times target for the end of 2029. Skydance hasn't said how many jobs it expects to cut or what the buyouts cost, so the restructuring charge in its first combined quarterly report should be the first hard number on that. https://t.co/iShNTq9FWW
— Aaron Harme (@Aaron_Harme) October 26, 2026

Lmfao holy shit https://t.co/2ODrqMLOrK
— reyna cervantes (@Jfcdoomblade) October 26, 2026

Hollywood's production slump has created an unlikely new revenue stream: $100,000 to $300,000 bar and bat mitzvahs on studio backlots and soundstages, complete with custom sets and luxury swag. Degen Pener reports: https://t.co/2lHW0xWrEd https://t.co/yKNDBdFShL
— The Ankler (@TheAnkler) October 22, 2026

parece donde fue el funeral del papa de fiona en shrek 2
— angel (@zmlegna) October 26, 2026

(I don't know if it's only visible to people with voting rights, but there's a proposed community note that's pretty funny) (I haven't seen the movie, so can't vouch)

Pat McAfee ‘very, very uncomfortable’ at University of Utah due to light criticism, alludes to Charlie Kirk assassination https://t.co/c0UO6XlXmb
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) October 26, 2026

(“And then I thought to myself, has anything like really scary happened at like a college gathering in the state of Utah recently?” [he asked]. “Like, do we think we should be amplifying reasons for why people hate my guts as a university? I don’t know.”)

The University of Utah has released a statement in relation to Pat McAfee’s comments today: https://t.co/MhU81IRaC9
— Josh Furlong (@Josh_Furlong) October 27, 2026

BTW, this is the video the University of Utah put out that Pat took offense to. Holy Charmin soft... https://t.co/Rt9gVdrKD1
— College Sports Only (@CSOonX) October 26, 2026

Disney's done an incredible job assembling talent that's boring, unpleasant, and expensive

Incredible reporting from @NathanKing247 on a wild story: “Kloman was Rubstavicius's primary recruiter and knew that Rubstavicius had been enrolled in university courses in Europe, but did not make the rest of Auburn's staff aware.” https://t.co/F9Rh73xCOG
— Taylor Korn (@TaylorKorn_) October 26, 2026

(He's 24, and played professionally, and went to college in Lithuania)

me and who? https://t.co/WZldaHaOIZ
— marzy ✨ (@weirdnotwild) October 25, 2026

Worthy’s hand placement…they coach this shit out of you in like 8th grade… https://t.co/eSoalLuRuj
— Mind Rhino (@mind_rhino) October 26, 2026

Every time I noticed him he was doing something bad

I’ve known for a while it was a national-level team to be clear. Arlington, VA does not play about their flag leagues. Just never knew until now that she was involved in the beatdown https://t.co/88VaujDStD
— Anthony Lawson (@esquireanthony1) October 26, 2026

Personally the biggest problem in my life is that my golf shirts dont have a firm enough collar. But surely nothing on Fox Sports 1 at 12:16 am will fix th-OH MY GOD
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) October 11, 2026

The cast found this quite amusing, as Shaughnessy is a native Englishman, born in London while Davis is an American, born in Arkansas. 2/2 Source: IMDb 📺 The Nanny - S6.E15: Ma’ternal Affairs
— Charles Shaughnessy Fan (@fortheloveofcs) October 12, 2026

Moriarty

@garythebulldog2 Wait until u see his face! I just can’t say no to him 😭#garythebulldog2 #garythebulldog #britishbulldog #cuteface #hamislife ♬ original sound - Gary

@terrystantrums So good at making friends #shihtzusoftiktok #dogsoftiktok #dogtok ♬ C.B.Rhumba by Sage Guyton and Jeremy Wakefield - SpongeRadio

@_caliehs_ You can’t… #shihtzu #shihtzusoftiktok #dog #dogsoftiktok #1mviews ♬ Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

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Black Phillip butter dish

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 27 Oct 2026 14:00:00 +0000

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The shop

David Lynch vinyl toy

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 27 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000

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New Humble Bundle featuring digital board games

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 26 Oct 2026 18:39:14 +0000

Starts at $5 for three games.

Also, the puzzle game bunde expires in a few hours, starts at three games for $6.

Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 26 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Irei tar acompanhando pelo Roblox pq eu tô muito nervoso https://t.co/qZWJVTYgR4
— wiskinhas 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 (@wiskinh4s_) October 25, 2026

It's really nice to see another Meta investment fail
— Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open (@dylanmacri.bsky.social) October 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.
— Patrick Wyman (@patrickwyman.bsky.social) October 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM

BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) — Serbia’s strongman leader Aleksandar Vucic has conceded defeat to a student-led movement in a seismic political shift.
— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) October 25, 2026 at 1:45 PM

Huh. Do they not get much Facebook or YouTube there?

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— Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo (@infinata.bsky.social) October 25, 2026 at 2:29 PM

Major setback for betting operators in Brazil, including FanDuel parent Flutter, whose ban was engineered by Lula.
— Dan Bernstein (@dan_bernstein_) October 26, 2026

Is this shaping up to be one of the biggest prediction market whiffs of all time? https://t.co/9f56FGS5zZ
— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) October 25, 2026

Rev. Jeffrey Grob, Archbishop of Milwaukee, issued an apology this morning after a dozen bishops posed for photos with President Trump after an invite to the White House last month. Grob says the prayer was “manipulated”, adding “we never should have been put in that position” https://t.co/SrG5Osf5YT
— A.J. Bayatpour (@AJBayatpour) October 25, 2026

I assumed they were all reactionaries when I saw the pic last week

The cop was handing them off to federal immigration agents. As early as a month after the flood, laborers were adding an extra 90 minutes to their daily commutes, just to avoid Ingram’s five-minute stretch of highway. https://t.co/P7mvLitoxf
— Francesca D’Annunzio (@FrancescaDnunz) October 25, 2026

("things recently started to fall apart, first in his marriage, next at the sheriff’s office: A 185-page internal investigation found that he had an affair before his divorce was final and used a county vehicle to carry it out, then lied about it all. He says the investigator called him an “embarrassment to the profession.” The sheriff’s office fired him")

Houston: Hundreds of Texans leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was shot by ICE https://t.co/L3cuac17bL
— Scott Braddock (@scottbraddock) October 25, 2026

Having been in these moments, I can visualize the focus group when someone turned the whole room against him over his playing tennis, leading to this ad 🤣 I watched a woman turn an entire focus group once over one candidate’s choice of food at a BBQ (sadly never made that ad)
— Steve Schale (@steveschale) October 24, 2026

I didn’t realize until now that this isn’t even the first woman married to an incestuous pedophile to appear in a Ramaswamy tv ad! Vernon Edwards “was convicted of gross sexual imposition in 2006 for molesting several of his nieces under the age of 13” https://t.co/vgiVgxCbe0
— Jake Tapper 🦅 (@jaketapper) October 24, 2026

73% of your campaign donations go to consultants and vendors; only 13% goes toward ads. This is 4x the cut consultants made 20 years ago. Important work by @JakeMGrumbach and Adam Bonica on the capture of the Democratic Party by consultants. https://t.co/N54CBUAqGs
— Michael Paarlberg (@MPaarlberg) October 23, 2026

("If your $100 was in response to a fundraising text or email, the single most expensive way to raise money in American politics, $65 is instantly consumed by the cost of asking you for it. Asking this often, and this aggressively, is expensive. It means paying the data brokers who traffic in your personal information, the digital copywriters who draft the inexplicably bizarre messaging, the email and SMS providers who specialize in slipping past spam filters, the compliance lawyers, and, of course, the fundraising consultants")

$borr punch through Prospector 5 https://t.co/UJXSIvrnFm
— Rust n Rumour (@Rust_and_Rumour) October 25, 2026

Borr Drilling jack-up has sunk off Gabon. The Prospector 5 went down late on Saturday at the Dussafu licence, off Mayumba. It was being prepared to drill for BW Energy. 115 people were on board, and 110 are accounted for. Borr says the rig suffered a “punch-through” during preload. One of its legs broke through the seabed, and the rig lost stability. The rig hadn’t started drilling. BW Energy shut production at the nearby MaBoMo facility as a precaution, and no spill has been reported. Gabon has set up a crisis unit and ordered an investigation. The search comes first. Questions about the rig and the market can wait. https://t.co/95mPC0Dl3s
— Jack Prandelli (@jackprandelli) October 25, 2026

🇬🇦 Naufrage d'uneplateforme de forage au large du Gabon ⚠️ La plateforme de forage autoélévatrice Prospector 5, exploitée par Borr Drilling pour BW Energy, a sombré samedi 24 octobre vers 20 h 37 au large de Mayumba après un poinçonnement du fond marin lors du préchargement. 🛟 Sur 115 personnes à bord, 110 ont été secourues, un ressortissant indien a été retrouvé mort et quatre autres travailleurs restent portés disparus.
— Alex Xplore (@AlexXplore) October 25, 2026

someone put a bitcoin wallet on a PHP server they say is open to PHP2Shell and told HN: steal it. hours later, no confirmed steal. people topped it up instead, ~$500 to ~$2,000 😂😂 either the "AI hacks everything" panic is overblown or $2k isn't worth burning an exploit https://t.co/oyGrjKBy84
— Tonino Catapano (tonnoz) (@tonnoz) October 25, 2026

They are looking to buy a working exploit with bitcoin. 🤣
— Rob Joyce (@RGB_Lights) October 25, 2026

StealMyBitcoin is solved! This is the absolute best explanation you’ll see on how hard #php2shell is to exploit. The author had to trigger a precise memory corruption condition, leak internal memory addresses, bypass aslr, reverse engineer php’s internal memory structures, forge structures to hijack execution, and account for php build differences, worker behavior and timing to get RCE. 20 http requests with a 7 out of 10 success rate. What an amazingly successful CTF. Impressive the creator was able to keep the server up during all the attempts. With all the BS around it’s nice to see something concrete that moves the art forward. https://t.co/fRq4859KE2
— Mark Maunder (@mmaunder) October 25, 2026

A write-up

There are Glup Shittos everywhere for those with the eyes to see
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) October 22, 2026

Imagine an Oceans 11 heist to steal General Grievous's wheel bike from the Lucas Museum. https://t.co/IBCUClq4Gc
— Keyan Carlile (@KeyanCarlile) October 10, 2026

More Mass Effect Universe detail. First, I'm fine with a flooded inbox of threats. Par for the course. Fine with being called a liar. Fine with being informed that I apparently wrote a woke Snow White novel (news to me)... What I'm not fine with is the insinuation that, after 600+ years, Batarians and Humans couldn't possibly find themselves in some kind of tumultuous alliance of circumstance. The Batarians were almost wiped out. Of the surviving major powers, humanity was their closest neighbour by proximity, and humanity had the Citadel parked above Earth. America dropped atomic bombs on Japan 81 years ago. Today, they're allies.. Humans and Batarians don't have to like each other. In fact, it's far more interesting if they don't. Imagine the banter, resentment and distrust that could come from an alliance built out of necessity rather than friendship. It's an alliance of scrappy, dirty survivors standing against the high-and-mighty Council races and the Geth. And, well... there's something shadowy going on behind the scenes causing the cold war. Calling Shepard a 'walking gun rack' wasn't intended as a negative. Shepard is a soldier. Built to kick down the door, take on armies, and get the job done. This new N7 agent is different. They need to be more precise. More surgical. Less 'kick down the front door' and more 'find another way inside.' I also want to reiterate that this was not a trailer intended for the public, it was one of many made for internal use. Meaning it was not as polished as it would have been, it would have used original music, and had some gameplay. Mass Effect Universe was being 'built for the fans' in that they were trying very hard to not make the same mistakes and focus on what we loved from the originals. I don't know if they would have been successful, but I do know that I was hopeful.
— Dantics (@DanticsOfficial) October 25, 2026

Computer Rage Marinette, WI

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— Rural Indexing Project (@ruralindexing.bsky.social) September 17, 2026 at 8:40 AM

meal prepping by buying two full Chinese meals for Sunday dinner that I’ll continue to eat for two days
— samchon (@damien_levi) October 18, 2026

This exchange lives rent free in my head. https://t.co/BqIaiBD41i
— Lori Love (@thereallorilove) October 14, 2026

サウロンちゃんいい匂いがする… https://t.co/WtMz08XUoy pic.twitter.com/DJ6hmKhdGN
— 五十二🍉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@昔のアカウントは消去しました (@isoji_t) September 17, 2026

@angeltrsong Life goals 🥺 #switzerlandnature #outdoors #hikingtok #mountains ♬ Glass Lake Echo - Alma Wren

@rissy___
Belgian Malinois things at the Louvre Park
♬ Soft Noise - Static White Noise Sounds

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Elizabeth Holmes lookalike competition(Halloween roundup)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 26 Oct 2026 14:30:00 +0000

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Elizabeth Holmes lookalike competition at Washington Square Park https://t.co/yu4rf5kHOo
— Kevin Esherick 👖 (@kev_esh) October 25, 2026

Spotted in Washington Square Park https://t.co/fmyNswZWm1
— Scott Barry Kaufman ⛵ (@sbkaufman) October 25, 2026

well, now i’ve seen everything https://t.co/9XuPZGWwEV
— kamil (@unable0_) October 25, 2026

Whoever did this… 10/10 no notes 🤣 https://t.co/YWKFcA0HyM
— Ariana Jasmine (@arianajasmine__) October 22, 2026

Couldn't stop thinking about pathetic spider donut so I decided to draw him

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— Lilypad 🪷 (@tiisaiscientist.bsky.social) October 21, 2026 at 9:25 AM

OH SHE ATE THIS SO BAD LMAOOO😭😭😭 https://t.co/jRcnVYkbxc
— 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) October 22, 2026

After a hurried explanation, my daughter thinks Elizabeth Holmes is a vampire and keeps saying in a deep voice “I want your bloooood” which is I guess good enough?

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— Erin L. Thompson (@artcrimeprof.bsky.social) October 24, 2026 at 2:25 PM

“Are you wearing the-“ The vase of flowers that haunted Nikki hides her face behind in Obsession? Yes, yes I am. https://t.co/c9TAFOLjcA
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) October 23, 2026

@datkaeva_alena @NorthridgeHalloweenHouse 📍 location: Northridge, CA (7853 Louise Ave) ⏰ hours: 6.30-9.30 pm 🎟 admission: free walk-by display #halloween #halloweenhouse #halloweendecor #spookyseason #animatronic ♬ Spooky Freaky - Felipe Vassão

@apfeifthewife EDIT: Archie the Friendly Ghost has been found!! 🥹👻 Go check out his mom’s POV! @_canadiann no because why did this just make my entire morning 😭👻🐾 #spookyseason #fyp #oceanside ♬ Kiss me Sixpence None The Richer - whitelinesprettybabyy

Spotted on the 110 North heading to DTLA. The skeleton is one thing but. . . look at ALL THOSE CAMERAS! https://t.co/eNxwHWb2VQ
— L.A. in a Minute (@LaInaMinute) October 25, 2026

Our toddler has decided the Halloween skeleton is his best friend, so the skeleton now eats dinner with us every night and also my husband tucks him in on the couch at bedtime. I love October 💀
— Nina Freeman (@ninamarie.bsky.social) October 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM

Free 3D-printable Wicker and Theranos device popcorn buckets

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 26 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000

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Downloadable files for the Wicker and prior buckets.

Husband just sent me this screenshot from threads and omg https://t.co/rPcvewkulA
— Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) (@Buffalojilll) October 24, 2026

Link

The Buccaneers rookies wore costumes for their road trip (Weekend sports roundup)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 26 Oct 2026 06:00:00 +0000

Bucs rookies got costumes for road trip to Carolina, and it’s glorious. Caden Fordham and Jalon Daniels got Toy Story, Ted Hurst is Chucky … https://t.co/R7sk0oN5ZA https://t.co/6tdOy3pn8y
— Greg Auman (@gregauman) October 24, 2026

I have the feeling F1 is waiting to Antonelli to become World Champion after finishing a race to announce the cancellation of Qatar and Abu Dhabi... If they do it right now Kimi is automatically champion
— MiniDrivers (@OfficialMinis) October 24, 2026

The New York Times reports today that Iran has reached advanced stages of planning attacks against Americans in Saudi Arabia / the Middle East. WWE ‘Crown Jewel’ is still currently scheduled to emanate from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia in two weeks. (@nytimes) https://t.co/nWc3MSpJRb
— Wrestle Ops (@WrestleOps) October 24, 2026

UAE team, according to reports, refuses to travel to Riyadh for Asian Champs League game with Al-Nassr after recent Houthi attacks on Saudi Arabia. Monday's game has been postponed. The Asian Cup in January is likely to go the same way unless there is a significant development soon.
— John Duerden (@JohnnyDuerden) October 25, 2026

📣 OFFICIAL STATEMENT 𝗗𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟳 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗶 𝗔𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗮: 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝟱𝟬𝘁𝗵 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 🇸🇦 Amaury Sport Organisation (A.S.O.) and Saudi Motorsport Company (SMC) have jointly decided that Dakar Saudi Arabia 2027, scheduled from 1 to 15 January 2027, will not be held in the Kingdom, following recent developments in the region. This decision is exceptional and one-off and was taken in close coordination with the Saudi Automobile and Motorcycle Federation (SAMF), and with the support of the FIA and the FIM. 𝗗𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟳 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗼 𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟳 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗔.𝗦.𝗢. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀. 𝗔.𝗦.𝗢. 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀, 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. 𝗦𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗶 𝗔𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗮 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗗𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟴, 𝗮 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝟱𝟬𝘁𝗵 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆. Both organisations are already working together to make this milestone an exceptional moment for the Dakar and for the Kingdom, with a shared commitment to once again deliver an iconic and world-class event to the highest of standards. Since 2020, Saudi Arabia has hosted seven consecutive editions of Dakar, welcoming competitors from around the world on routes that showcased the Kingdom’s remarkable geographical diversity. These editions have made Saudi Arabia an integral part of the Dakar community and established a strong, long-term strategic partnership between A.S.O., SMC and SAMF. All three organisations reaffirm their commitment to continuing their cooperation, developing motorsport in the Kingdom and delivering outstanding experiences for competitors, teams and fans. 🔜 #Dakar2027
— DAKAR RALLY (@dakar) October 25, 2026

Max Verstappen says COTA's boss "wouldn't be able to walk anymore" if he drove five laps on the bumpy circuit, following comments downplaying fears over the severity of the track this year https://t.co/nUVvPG74l1
— Nate Saunders (@natesaundersF1) October 25, 2026

🚨🚨A water line near FM 812 is currently impacting westbound traffic into Circuit of the Americas. An estimated time for repair is unknown at this time. If you are headed to the F1 race today, please take Elroy Rd. & expect additional delays. Further update to follow. #f1
— City of Austin (@austintexasgov) October 25, 2026

The COTA trophy, revealed 🏆 #F1 #USGP https://t.co/RvRaIcSqAK
— Formula 1 (@F1) October 25, 2026

wait i forget he’s an athlete cause this throw didn’t even move him just nonchalantly catching with one hand ouuhhhhh ok
— marta (@marthlaren) October 25, 2026

I’m deaddd https://t.co/QYFSqkO6SS
— ⁸¹ mika ¹ 🧡 (@mikagaleazzi) October 25, 2026

🔥 FUEGO en el coche de Fernando Alonso antes de su vuelta rápida de Q1 #F1 #USGP 🇺🇸 https://t.co/NpebtdQlj7
— Nachez (@Nachez98) October 24, 2026

He posted a great time on that lap

GEORGE’S REACTION IS KILLING ME LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/JFkKGcfJZD
— f1diplo (@thef1diplomat) October 25, 2026

kimi loves max's personal space i fear https://t.co/L6mFpFiS2j
— nini (@SCUDERIAFEMBOY) October 25, 2026

LOL. The boos from the crowd 😂

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— JM =^D (@jm539581.bsky.social) October 25, 2026 at 2:57 PM

MAGA's favorite WNBA player was the celebrity checkered flag waver

esse sem sombra de dúvidas é um dos melhores vídeos do george, ele olhando pra trás pra conferir se todos estão batendo palmas, o lando e o oscar se olhando e dando risada... são tantas camadas kkkkkkkkkkk https://t.co/onJlG8yxRF
— mel (@meecrf) October 25, 2026

(George (the driver's association president) makes sure they're all clapping)

I wonder how many teams have a player they absolutely hate and he just never gets traded so they never get a chance to jump him like this
— Micheal ShmBe (@MSShmBe) October 23, 2026

Sidney Crosby gets clotheslined by a referee in the opening minutes of the game 😳 https://t.co/o95heV3Etc
— SportsNet Pittsburgh (@SNPittsburgh) October 24, 2026

oh my god 😭😭😭 https://t.co/wVJpj9lr3Q
— pei ⭐️ (@sidcrosism) October 25, 2026

REF IS AN ABSOLUTE SICKO

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— nick pants (@nickpants.bsky.social) October 24, 2026 at 4:16 PM

The Injury Report, your one-stop shop for in-depth injury data from most major American sports: lucasseehafer.github.io/the-injury-r...

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— Lucas Seehafer (@seehafer.bsky.social) October 21, 2026 at 8:06 AM

What I'd really like is a breakdown of how many injuries are suffered per game.

@UnderdogNFL Wonder how that could have happened https://t.co/a3Dg8w8BYk
— Finesse (@FinesseBTW_) October 25, 2026

The Ravens are +65 in the first half and –70 in the second half this season. A 135 point swing between halves. No team this century has had a larger second half point differential drop off through 7 games.
— Ryan Paganetti (@RyanPaganetti) October 25, 2026

(They're missing their qb, but still)

It was amazing 👏🏽

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— Strictly 4 My Navigators (@lizzslockeroom.bsky.social) October 25, 2026 at 7:08 AM

This is like if a European soccer team went to Pittsburgh and posted about cheesesteaks.
— Jonathan Smith (@DegenerateTBone) October 25, 2026

Come on. The French have literally weaponized mini salami snack packs. The machine gun even comes with a crew of beret-wearing Frenchmen. https://t.co/l91rOOJfnE
— Tom Antonov (@Tom_Antonov) October 25, 2026

I need a Ravens fan to pick me up from BWI so we can argue about tomorrow’s Bengals-Ravens game, grab some food & hit an adult ballet club tonight❔
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) October 24, 2026

Why would i get in a Uber with a stranger I don’t know when I have followers in each state that’ll pick me up❔
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) October 24, 2026

Would you rather have a PSA 8 Anthony Richardson rookie for $1.50 or a Costco hot dog? https://t.co/I2pq8c2vYE
— Berry (@BerryNiceCards) October 24, 2026

Daniel jones scammed 2 billionaires. Truly the American dream
— kyle (@knicks_tape99) October 25, 2026

He played well for a couple weeks and the colts went all-in intead of immediately trading him, and then they resigned him after he suffered catastrophic injuries

OH! NO! Jahmyr Gibbs own teammate cause the fumble 😭

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— JM =^D (@jm539581.bsky.social) October 25, 2026 at 2:47 PM

they just killed isaiah joe https://t.co/5jkQQKWb8Z
— mar⋆˙⟡♡ (@m6rwaa) October 26, 2026

League has to increase the punishment for this play ASAP. Ghastly week

SGA meets... SGA?? 🤣 https://t.co/hI1e8Ijzv5
— NBA (@NBA) October 25, 2026

https://t.co/HSnFRE9xul
— Ralph Mason (@Ralph_MasonJr) October 24, 2026

I am here for creative trash talk. Sound on for the court-side Nuggets fan (presumably a kid) calling Dejounte Murray Temu Murray 😂😂😂

#NBASky #SkyHoops

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— Daniel Thompson (@dr-thompson.bsky.social) October 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM

the teacher would have separated them in class https://t.co/YL1u2XfPhb
— coopz (@Coopz___) October 26, 2026

This is how Dr. Seuss probably talk smack. “It’s no sausage, but it might be a little green eggs and ham, you know what I mean? Jaylen I am”
— Trang (@traaang) October 25, 2026

Bubba Wallace is driving a COVID vaccine car today at Talladega and is certainly well aware the Internet may have a few opinions about that. https://t.co/WArauDpYeE
— Jeff Gluck (@jeff_gluck) October 25, 2026

I HAVE to show you Josh Williams' firesuit oh my God dude https://t.co/B2wypWNuUW
— Steven Taranto (@STaranto92) October 24, 2026

Some lady brought a monkey to Dega to watch the race yesterday😭😭😭 https://t.co/edgcFrPusl
— hannah 🏁🩷 (@hannah85924946) October 25, 2026

Who brought an actual live monkey to Talladega like how did the animal actually get in 😭 https://t.co/e3zIvGJLMW
— dan of midwest (@soliarsism) October 25, 2026

This goes HARD https://t.co/nxzBtvkeRi
— Josh Norris (@JoshNorris) October 24, 2026

The Dutch lion is victorious in Austin 🦁 #F1ACADEMY #USGP https://t.co/MdV2APYmzG
— F1 Academy (@f1academy) October 25, 2026

BACK ON THE TOP STEP 🦁🏆 https://t.co/kYVbZPdxgG
— F1 Academy (@f1academy) October 25, 2026

La importancia del deporte en los jóvenes. #Paris #France #Francia https://t.co/7o3j4Zgx88
— Cristian Riom (@CristianRiom) October 25, 2026

Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Sun, 25 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

A lovely afternoon here in Paris - where the city is not, in fact, on fire Mind you, neither are the throws on the Hail Mary Challenge by the Notre Dame Cathedral. Crowd is loving it 🏈🇫🇷 https://t.co/Xxoi9SwDzi
— Shane Brennan (@ShaneBrennan21) October 24, 2026

macron vs spiderman😭 https://t.co/YBXtjz8DDE
— ☆ (@beyordei) October 24, 2026

Quand tu n’avais pas prévu une manif durant ton mariage #24octobre #manif #funfact https://t.co/3gG5Foocd8
— Linda Bouras (@Linda_Bouras) October 24, 2026

(By the time this posts, the NFL Paris game will be almost over)

I say yet again: any so-called “pardon” that is exercised as part of a corrupt or criminal conspiracy for which the President is either a participant or the beneficiary falls outside of the Article II pardon power and is void ab initio I’ll write the damn law review article of I have to

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— Vituperative Erb (@vituperativeerb.bsky.social) October 24, 2026 at 1:20 PM

This is going to create a major issue for Trump if he goes through with it: pardoned staff lose their 5th amendment protections for the pardoned offenses.
— Aaron Parnas (@AaronParnas) October 24, 2026

Please take some time today to read @Hayley__Harding's wild tale of a local election official (with a MAGA talk show host husband) who tried to cancel a bunch of voters' registrations—and how the system caught her. https://t.co/WDyuTZinN5
— Nathaniel Rakich (@baseballot) October 22, 2026

(That story's from Michigan, this one's Arizona.)

We spent a few days with Haiti's new Gang Suppression Force, and then men from the unit we met with disappeared. A look at the new force and the crisis it faces: https://t.co/EUmjC6CX4S
— Frances Robles (@FrancesRobles) October 23, 2026

("the episode has raised serious questions about what they were doing driving through what is widely considered a “no-go” zone for foreigners and even most Haitians..."I think this is a wake up call,” said [a] senior adviser of the Institute for Research and Action for Peace, a peace-building organization in Port-au-Prince, the capital. “Wake up call for the international community, for the U.S., for everybody: ‘Hey, we’ve been fooling around here, and those guys are not fooling around. Let’s get it on.’”"..."It is also funded by contributions to a dedicated U.N. trust fund. Expected to cost about $400 million a year, the fund has received $194 million, according to U.N. records.")

I was recently jogging on Sunset at night and noticed this insanely bright billboard. Today, @pablogoldstein has the outrageous backstory: how it is blatantly illegal, disrupts the sleep of nearby residents, and reflects the city’s sluggish enforcement of illegal billboards https://t.co/Vz1OS1X5cc
— Matt Hamilton (@_hamilton_matt) October 23, 2026

(The billboard owners have a lot of money to spend on politics, and lawyers)

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Another targeted theft, $100k in cash and $100k in cards stolen. More details they went to show yesterday left hotel this morning stopped at Starbucks and got hit. They were basically followed for more than a day before getting hit. https://t.co/ZhLMU3Xquu
— NEO Cards & Comics (@NEOCards_Comics) October 24, 2026

Got to start putting serial numbers on these like cash.

Let’s geek out a little on Disneyland ride mechanics, shall we? www.latimes.com/travel/newsl...

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— Todd Martens (@toddmartens.bsky.social) October 23, 2026 at 9:48 AM

("Behind-the-scenes engineering modifications over the last year have boosted not only the attraction’s reliability, but allowed its capacity to increase by about 125 people per hour" (the doors should open more reliably, the cars should park more precisely, and there are bigger storage pouches for people to store their possessions))

can’t wait to see topps cut these up and put them into cards 😂
— RobsRips (@RobsRips) October 22, 2026

Jared Verse on if he had FOMO for missing Deshaun Watson's viral #Browns hangout: "I'm not making an hour drive."
— Nick Pedone (@NickPedone12) October 22, 2026

We put the Lakers’ pronunciation skills to the test. ☝️😁 #LakeShow https://t.co/BND4Gj3s9R
— Spectrum SportsNet (@SpectrumSN) October 23, 2026

Sepulveda is a good one, too

somebody around LIV bankruptcy case told me to look into the disclosures today on the domain names the league purchased. A sampling: https://t.co/of6MnrBJJz https://t.co/zjNcbkuVLG
— Sujeet Indap (@sindap) October 23, 2026

That one dry cleaner on TikTok just dropped to his knees.
— Lakyn Thee Stylist (@OgLakyn) October 21, 2026

Phone: Do not take your normal way to work. There’s something fucked up with it. Take this bullshit way.

Me: No. I’d rather be late going the normal way than go the bullshit way.

Phone: That was a test, and you passed. Your normal way is 3 minutes faster than the bullshit way
— Ⓜ️ert (@mertcentury) September 16, 2026

big fan of this road sign pic.twitter.com/n0MQLtJby2
— evie 🧡🖤✨ (@eviedead2) September 13, 2026

日本のお天気キャスターバージョン☁️ https://t.co/R8vOPeE4YK pic.twitter.com/PiriQUGOst
— 山岸愛梨🍙気象予報士・星空案内人 (@airin0609) August 28, 2026

I looked them up and they appear to be at the Pima Animal Care Center (PACC) in Tucson, Arizona. If you adopt both of these dogs together — or any animal from this center — I will pay for a month's worth of pet food and help you find a good pair of pants. https://t.co/vabeBFUVCY https://t.co/wNK6EWTEFV
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) October 24, 2026

Handful of people are seeing this so let me just say: don't stop considering adopting/fostering just bc these guys have a home! There are currently ~475 dogs in shelter while, we have a comfortable max capacity of ~350. There are SO many wonderful dogs that need homes ASAP
— sin (@butchbaitism) October 24, 2026

@ayesha.pajares bichons are drama queens fr 😭 #bichon #bichonfrise #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #dogsofph ♬ âm thanh gốc - PawPaw Daily

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Michelin denies using AI to write the food guide Texas paid millions for (This week in AI)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Sun, 25 Oct 2026 14:30:00 +0000

"Michelin declined requests to interview Guide leadership and declined an opportunity to review the evidence before publication."

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— Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) October 19, 2026 at 7:17 AM

("When asked for comment, a spokesperson told D Magazine that the Michelin inspectors develop the descriptions based on their firsthand dining experiences and that the Guide has its own editorial team, but denied using AI to write or edit its restaurant descriptions.") ("The agreement that brought the Michelin Guide to Texas has expired after three years and $2.7 million in tourism funding, leaving the future of the prestigious restaurant ratings in Dallas and four other major Texas cities unsettled")

New: Texas suspended permits of 17 data center projects after 404 Media reported a group of Texans discovered the state had continued to issue construction permits related to data centers despite Governor Greg Abbott calling for a pause in September https://t.co/K0mQumcj0p
— Joseph Cox (@josephfcox) October 22, 2026

Before Google’s arrival a few months ago, an estimated 250,000 trees occupied the 330 hectares (815 acres) of forest near Muhos in rural northern Finland. Now they are all gone, the tech company illegally stripped the entire area to build a datacentre https://t.co/FK2Y9CA7YS
— Alfons López Tena 🦇 (@alfonslopeztena) October 22, 2026

gray lady covers gray paint www.nytimes.com/2026/10/22/t...

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— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@rmac.bsky.social) October 22, 2026 at 3:27 AM

Here's an update on my story in August about scientists using AI to make viruses. Now a startup has put AI viruses in a patient, to test them as a treatment called phage therapy. Gift link: nyti.ms/47pOLJv

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— Carl Zimmer (@carlzimmer.com) October 20, 2026 at 5:46 AM

(The report has not been peer reviewed or published in a scientific journal")

truly a wild time to be alive when the cryptography world is split between those worried about quantum computers and those whose private key is “4”
— Molly White (@molly.wiki) October 20, 2026 at 4:02 PM

("Security personnel around the world are on high alert Tuesday following the discovery of eight TLS certificates with private keys so weak they could allow anyone to mint trusted browser and app credentials for any site on the Internet") (“Explaining to my wife how there’s this one guy. And he alone is responsible for most of the world’s distribution of PHP,” a software developer ... wrote on X. “And if anything happens to this guy, that’s just it. Everyone is screwed.” He was referring to Surý.") (FWIW, "There isn't an easy exploit for this PHP vulnerability")

In September, the AI company Anthropic claimed its models were approaching “superhuman capabilities for geolocating outdoor photos”. Bellingcat put that claim to the test by benchmarking the performance of Anthropic and other LLMs. Here’s what we found: www.bellingcat.com/resources/20...

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— Bellingcat (@bellingcat.com) October 22, 2026 at 4:32 AM

(They've improved)

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

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— Ketan Joshi (@ketanjoshi.co) October 21, 2026 at 12:12 PM

Also hat tip to Jess Lawrence and a few others on Threads who saw the ad and posted about it www.threads.com/@jess_lawren...

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— Ketan Joshi (@ketanjoshi.co) October 21, 2026 at 12:37 PM

The amazing thing is that he isn't getting Copilot to do it from scratch - it is very much the direct plagiarism thing I have been talking about!!! bsky.app/profile/keta...

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— Ketan Joshi (@ketanjoshi.co) October 21, 2026 at 12:37 PM

(It's the small type at the bottom of the screen as he starts prompting)

Is it true you've been given the nickname TyGPT in the locker room? "Yeah. I think I have to credit that one to Spoon." Okada mentioned he earned it because he always is quick to answer every question in the meeting rooms. https://t.co/1dw5mnvR0g
— Brian Nemhauser (@hawkblogger) October 22, 2026

Publishers have been urged to delete Facebook, Whatsapp and Instagram accounts before a T&Cs change kicks in. 'Shameless land grab' would see Meta claim AI rights for everything publishers produce (whether it is on Meta platforms or not). pressgazette.co.uk/news/faceboo...

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— Press Gazette (@pressgazette.co.uk) October 19, 2026 at 3:34 AM

holy crap

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— Jessica McKenzie (@jessimckenzi.bsky.social) October 21, 2026 at 10:05 AM

(Didn't read it)

The entertainment giant hopes to get trust and safety tech, among other IP, from a startup whose chatbots dozens of states allege encouraged minors to self-harm and kill their parents.

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— WIRED (@wired.com) October 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM

("Disney Wants to Hire Most of the Employees From Bankrupt Character.AI")

Whatever the worst thing you can imagine being done with AI is, it turns out it's actually happening futurism.com/artificial-i...

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— jon christian (@jonchristian.net) October 21, 2026 at 6:31 AM

NEW: Dubious wellness apps including GLP-1 trackers, AI companions, and "wellness" tools are being marketed by sobbing AI-generated women crying over bogus texts from fake loved ones. The posts aren't being disclosed as ads, nor are they disclosed as AI: https://t.co/JuSKxkCYcT
— Maggie Harrison Dupré (@mags_h11) October 19, 2026

The Fifth Circuit harshly rebukes a judge that used AI in issuing an injunction against Mississippi’s anti-DEI law. /1 https://t.co/B4pLDTFE7e
— Raffi Melkonian (@RMFifthCircuit) October 23, 2026

Reagan appointee, born 1947

this dude already deleted his account lmao www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...

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— Ty Schalter (@tyschalter.com) October 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM

Vibe your way to 50K. The 2026 Epic AI MegaJam begins Nov 12: https://t.co/aAXEqj7zmE https://t.co/h3Kgs9Y5zH
— Unreal Engine (@UnrealEngine) October 22, 2026

Gaming's vibe-coded apocalypse even has devs who rip off other people's viral Steam hits complaining https://t.co/GrDzka5fFw
— Kotaku (@Kotaku) October 19, 2026

(Unclear if Anthropic has removed this feature from Claude)

When “Storm” — a seven-and-a-half-minute music video starring Swedish rapper Yung Lean and directed by Romain Gavras — debuted in April, it seemed like a celebration of all the things AI supposedly couldn’t fake: sweat, luck, and the swagger of a guy who knows how cool he looks standing still. But once people started calling “Storm” something AI couldn’t do, AI companies seemed to take it personally. “The tech people were like, ‘Oh yeah? AI could never?’ Then they started replicating it,” Gavras said. “So we were forced into this conversation. It’s a nightmare.” In September, social media was flooded with clips that re-created a half-minute from “Storm” — Lean’s cigarette, his walk up the steps, the dance explosion behind him — with the same choreography and camera moves but with Lean and his classmates replaced by strangers, pets, celebrities, and worse. Many of the clips were made with a tool called Genjutsu, which was released in late August by the AI video company Higgsfield. As the trend took off, other AI apps began offering ready-made “Storm” templates of their own. It’s a glimpse of a future in which people can lift an artist’s style, or even their entire personality, as easily as they once downloaded mp3s. Gavras finds it “fascinating and depressing — it’s like Prometheus stealing the fire.” Read the full story: https://t.co/urdXx57zxb
— New York Magazine (@NYMag) October 20, 2026

For hours on Monday, the 10 most recent Yohji Yamamoto women’s items were unavailable for anyone else to buy, save for a few moments in between when Muse was working. Though I had no intention of buying — maybe I just wanted to get first dibs — Muse added and re-added the items
— Mia Sato (@MiaRSato) October 22, 2026

Huge influx of accounts on here that AI-summarize Reddit posts for engagement. Most of them are running dropshipping scams in places like Vietnam and Rwanda. Users on here are stupider than they used to be and spend a lot of time fighting with them as if the stories are real. https://t.co/scrMEDb8TO
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) October 21, 2026

If you’re an author who’s been receiving verbose AI scam emails on a daily basis, and you’re wondering how gullible and ego-driven people think you are, this article helps to explain them. Sadly, they are successful enough to have been built into a big business. www.thedial.world/articles/new...

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— Oisín McGann (@oisinmcgann.bsky.social) October 19, 2026 at 11:51 PM

I had a renowned author contact me telling me how much he loved my book. After a few emails with him I realized I was talking to a AI that someone was training to write my own books.

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— Jack Murphy (@jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social) October 20, 2026 at 8:58 AM

San Franciscans, why do the Waymo’s keep getting lost? They start the journey on track and then kinda lose it.
— Jessica Lessin (@Jessicalessin) October 19, 2026

Not sure who’s in charge of Nexcon but I absolutely refuse to have my likeness be AI generated and my interest in attending as a special guest has dropped to 0. Incredibly disrespectful.
— SonicFox (@SonicFox) October 20, 2026

("Fighting game legend SonicFox pulls out of gaming event over AI-generated art")

AI bros out here burning tokens instead of just slapping an Arduino on a prayer wheel and making enough merit for the whole community at a fraction of the cost

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— Brendan O’Kane (@bokane.org) October 24, 2026 at 5:48 AM

i have 75 agents praying to send this guy to hell, effectively cancelling out his prayers

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— leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) October 24, 2026 at 6:43 AM

we're in the part of the AI supercycle where founders are pitching startups to create infinite ai pain and "get acquired by anthropic to make us stop" as an exit strategy https://t.co/9t2hDhh0uT
— aadilpickle (@aadilpickle) October 23, 2026

waxing place called and asked if I’d be willing to “model for a training video” during my next brazillian appointment in exchange for a free wax and i was like “by model do you mean film my vagina” and they were like “um yes” girl my rate for that is at least… 2 free waxes.
— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) October 22, 2026

Scenes from a suburban Barnes & Noble last week 🫠 https://t.co/SiML6vhFDj
— rae 🫠 (@RaeWitte) October 24, 2026

The boomers of Brewers Facebook groups are posting AI slop horrors you cannot comprehend https://t.co/HXhv3d05iO
— Blake R. Weiner (@BlakeWeiner) October 21, 2026

My buddy said his parents gifted his son a “History of the NBA” book they bought off Amazon. I will present this with no further comment: https://t.co/cddtrDlIhR
— Big Linguine (@BoilTheory) October 21, 2026

The LA Kings' played live action fruit ninja for social media clicks (would like to read about the approval process for this stunt)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Sun, 25 Oct 2026 04:43:02 +0000

Tired: cutting food perfectly in half Wired: Live action fruit ninja @hexclad https://t.co/kVEVGX6MMC
— LA Kings (@LAKings) October 23, 2026

Ninja Disguised as a Hedge action figure up for preorder

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Sun, 25 Oct 2026 03:23:15 +0000

At the BBTS.

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Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Sat, 24 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

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Climate disaster keeps disastering: Satellite monitoring has detected massive plumes of methane pouring from Chevron's Gorgon LNG plant in Western Australia. (This is the one connected to the world’s biggest carbon capture and storage project WHIICH IS ALSO FAILING) www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...

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— Dr. Sandra Steingraber 🏳️‍🌈 (@ssteingraber1.bsky.social) October 22, 2026 at 7:30 PM

("UN sends warning to Chevron after plumes of methane found over Gorgon project")

NEW: Elon Musk gave his super PAC $76 million in just two weeks of October, and more than half of its new candidate spending went to one race: the Texas Senate fight against James Talarico. He’s now given more than $445 million this cycle, far more than he spent electing Trump.

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— dell cameron (@dell.bsky.social) October 23, 2026 at 9:14 AM

Wrote on new Judge Shawn Thierry and her push to show Gov. Greg Abbott she had fully converted to Republican after her ouster from Texas House. Thierry's appointment application, obtained by @blaw, shows a sharp turn to the right. No paywall. #txlege https://t.co/ekPgY06X35
— Ryan Autullo (@RyanAutullo) October 22, 2026

("Abbott has rescued about two dozen judges by reappointing them to benches after they lost an election.")

Using the Fox News font and chyron here is diabolical-level (complimentary)
— Conor Rogers (@conorjrogers) October 23, 2026

learning about the 1978 maine state senate election

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— depths of wikipedia (@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social) October 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM

This guy is still getting op eds published locally www.bangordailynews.com/2026/07/01/o...

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— Opinion Haver (@asinmarx.bsky.social) October 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM

(wikipedia) (I can't read the oped because the site excludes California residents)

It’s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons
— carl 🥦 (@NightlifeMingus) October 20, 2026

I block all these accounts on Twitter and then can't avoid clowns on Bluesky screenshotting them for engagement

The unlicensed movie popcorn bucket business is where it’s at. https://t.co/P7UoDYjEkh
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 23, 2026

La Ligue de Football professionnel a pris acte de l’arrêté de la Préfecture de Police interdisant l’organisation de la rencontre Paris Saint-Germain - Olympique Lyonnais Par conséquent, nous vous informons que la rencontre entre les deux clubs, initialement prévue ce dimanche 25 octobre, est reportée au lundi 26 octobre à 20h30 au Parc des Princes.
— Paris Saint-Germain (@PSG_inside) October 23, 2026

PSG suspended sunday's game

This is how I find out where it's still illegal.
— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) October 23, 2026

The way Caleb Williams took that sack to set up the chance for Cairo Santos to be a hero is elite leadership you cannot teach.
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) October 23, 2026

College football's top donors used to fund buildings. Now they buy QBs. What's the payoff? I wrote about the Mega Booster Era of college sports, and why the only "donor fatigue" is a fear of their favorite school falling behind. Free via @TheAthletic. https://t.co/dVHl3ZJuvi
— Justin Williams (@Williams_Justin) October 21, 2026

Illustrating the article with a photo of Cuban actually touching Mendoza sums it up pretty well

So we're having TWO bowl games in Puerto Rico.

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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) October 22, 2026 at 12:26 PM

His wife was a football coach at Dartmouth when I worked there. A few years later, I was a bridesmaid in their wedding!
— Tiffani-Dawn (@Tiffani_Sykes) October 22, 2026

They really made a FLOPtape I’m crying 😭 https://t.co/G9bpGbFnfM
— Kobe Wan (@ogKOBEWAN) October 23, 2026

OKC continues to be the dirtiest team trying to purposely hurt players for no reason what so ever smh https://t.co/oLFrcEXhHE
— Tatiana (@Tatianaclinares) October 23, 2026

Sports are great when you really hate players/teams

Gary Trent Jr. hasn’t played a single second in either of the Bucks first 2 games (healthy DNPs) just months after signing a $64 million contract extension. That’s not weird at all
— Role Player Performances (@BenchHighlights) October 23, 2026

This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck! https://t.co/ZdBaqEltlw
— Oh No He Didn't 🤯 (@ohnohedidnt24) October 23, 2026

I got an urn necklace so I can take my mom's ashes with me to New York. I thought it would be a really emotional experience transferring some of the ashes into the necklace. I was wrong.
— ⚰️🖤KD🖤⚰️ (@craftycryptid) October 18, 2026

Long, slapstick, heartwarming thread

Always cool to see FedEx’s elite forces out on the road 💪 somebody’s probably paying $100,000 to move whatever’s in that truck. pic.twitter.com/MW863kixhi
— WatchJRGo (@WatchJRGo1198) September 14, 2026

Info page

"the Chinese engine in my factory girl is kind of hot"

yeah you absolutely are not ready for the boys over at chenglong truck store pic.twitter.com/FpYtpGq7eM
— ⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ (@sumitomedia) September 13, 2026

会場が静かすぎて、心臓止まるかと思いました https://t.co/EutJnt3k31 pic.twitter.com/HaAL3FyRq2
— 本物の外科医（北原大翔） (@HirotoKitahara) September 14, 2026

everything about this story is golden 😭 imagine saying goodbye to tom hardy (who kindly just drove you home ! ), thinking he’s left, and then realizing he’s STILL there having tea with your mom 😭 pic.twitter.com/BApyTRbBhi
— ale (@hardyverse) September 2, 2026

@dearuniverse369 #dog #pet ♬ original sound - dearuniverse369

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Interesting technique to make a water base for a diorama (just toilet paper, PVA glue, paint, and gloss varnish)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Sat, 24 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000

@eriks.mini.worlds How to make realistic DIY tabletop water without resin! 🌊 No toxic fumes, no expensive materials—just toilet paper, PVA glue, and gloss varnish. Perfect for D&D battle maps, tabletop wargaming terrain, and dioramas! Featured here as part of my historic Battle of Nissan Viking wargaming build, the Battle of Niså. Works wonders for 10mm, 15mm, and 28mm scales! #TabletopTerrain #DIYTerrain #DNDTerrain #Wargaming #MiniaturePainting ♬ originalljud - Eriks Mini Worlds

Two new video game Humble Bundles

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Fri, 23 Oct 2026 19:27:33 +0000

A puzzle game bundle starting at three games for $8, big bundle includes The 7th Guest remake.

And a physics game bundle starting at four games for $6. Big bundle includes Instruments of Destruction: Demolish buildings with advanced physics using heavily customized vehicles.

Finally, the Batman comics bundle expires in a few hours. Starts at $5 for Absolute Bats vol 1, Batman: Dark Patterns, Batman: Hush, and one month of DC digital comics access,

Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Fri, 23 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Low key one of the funniest reps of the 2026 season, Kyler had Bijan in a literal blender https://t.co/8hbOjSmFvw
— Ghost Mugs Halas 🐻⬇️ (@Nickdabearfan) October 20, 2026

(One of the best athletes in football)

EXCLUSIVE: U.S. troops told us what the Pentagon hasn’t: destroyed aircraft, bombed barracks, families left behind in Bahrain, troops digging their own foxholes. Never-before-seen photos and video from the Middle East. My latest with @MeidasTouch and @ValorMediaNet: https://t.co/D7pQIO7AQK
— Aaron Parnas (@AaronParnas) October 22, 2026

Sickening art installation in Tehran features performer dressed as Trump in mock jail cell https://t.co/puHmFB5nyS
— New York Post (@nypost) October 22, 2026

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me mata que en el sur de italia está habiendo una huelga tocha de transportistas y tienen los supermercados prácticamente vacios a excepción de la sección de pizzas congeladas que no las tocan ni en la peor hambruna 😭😭😭😭
— natalia (@DAMIANISM0) October 21, 2026

("A truckers’ protest in southern Italy has halted the production of the famed buffalo mozzarella, causing an estimated loss of 3 million euros in just 24 hours as the milk cannot reach dairies in the Naples region and the finished cheese cannot reach customers")

Bob Costas was 18 when his father dropped dead at JFK airport. At the wake, a man handed him a thick envelope with $6,000 in $100 bills. It was everything his father left behind, and a bookie would never have paid it to a dead man. In the video below, he tells the story himself. His father, John, was a big-time gambler. Not casinos, not racetracks. Ball games. Bob says the mortgage was literally riding on his bets. When the games went the wrong way, he threw things, cursed and yelled. Bob’s mom and sister would leave. Bob stayed, because watching the games with his dad was the only way to be close to him. Friday, May 15, 1970. A cop knocks on the door. Before he says a word, Bob’s mother asks, “My husband’s dead, isn’t he?” John Costas had a heart attack walking through JFK. He was 42. At the wake, one of his gambling buddies walked in with the envelope. “Your father was up when he died. Give this to your mother.” A bookie never pays a dead man, so the friend went to the bookie himself and said John sent him to collect. Decades later, Bob Costas refused to read sports betting ads on air. Today the bookie lives in everyone’s phone. Is that progress?
— Darvin (@darvinxq) October 20, 2026

@sfchronicle
Last one night in the Eastern Sierra town of Lone Pine, Cayden Thompson was hanging out on his friend’s front porch when the two men noticed a pair of what he described as “incredibly bright” beams of light shining down thousands of feet from the mountains near Mount Whitney into the low-slung desert below. Thinking that perhaps the beams came from a car that had driven off the side of a winding road and that someone might need help, Thompson and his friend drove up the slopes west of town, toward the light source. “We wanted to investigate,” he said. Motoring up the switchbacks on Horseshoe Meadows Road, the men got to within about 1,000 feet of the lights and stopped. A pair of high-wattage spotlights, connected to a generator, had been stationed in a dirt pullout on the roadside and pointed downward, illuminating a swath of the distant desert landscape south of town thousands of feet below. A technician manning the spotlights warned Thompson and his friend not to get too close. “They put out so much energy that you can’t stand in front of them or you’d get burned,” Thompson said. “It was pretty unbelievable.” The two locals would come to learn that the lights belonged to an L.A. tech company that was conducting a kind of experiment near their hometown that night. Read more via the link in our bio. Credits: Courtesy of Cayden Thompson, Reflect Orbital and China Lake Mountain Rescue
♬ original sound - San Francisco Chronicle

This is still one of my favorite videos. Just look at the bodyguards, they look so happy too, bringing all these babies to him to bless 🥹🤍 https://t.co/9BBBNtF2Nf
— Little Susie (@CatholicSusie) October 5, 2026

Yes, so this, from what I'm told, is very true. $500 million. Unbelievable.
— Christopher Dring (@Chris_Dring) October 22, 2026

Can confirm that this is a real trailer of the Mass Effect game that BioWare was developing up until its closure yesterday www.reddit.com/r/masseffect...

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— Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier.bsky.social) October 22, 2026 at 10:30 AM

It's really loathsome the way Reddit on an iOS device demands that visitors switch to the app

ひみつの的があったら狙わずにはいられない。 #NintendoSwitchSportsResort https://t.co/EeH2kQuhpm
— ホライゾン (@paranomafile79) October 21, 2026

O jogo não tem nem 12 horas de lançamento no Japão e, mesmo assim... https://t.co/jaUa0hI0JG
— 'Necro' Felipe #UnivNintendo (@necrolipe) October 22, 2026

My Walmart ran out of copies, so they told me they'd ship a copy to me for free, but now my pickup order is for a single banana. https://t.co/j88y1WOdyq
— Getlucky (@Getlucky12341) October 22, 2026

I'm jealous, loved the Wii version

doomscrolling habit so bad playing videogames feels productive
— Nifast🍀Greentail (@NGreentail) October 18, 2026

please appreciate the way i hand placed these sprinkles on this costco cake thank you thank you https://t.co/7H08h5rXmD
— katherine 🧃 (@itskathrn) October 10, 2026

That’s how you know your band director already had hearing loss.

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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) October 20, 2026 at 4:34 PM

Saw the clip where Travis Hunter explains how he “fake stumbles” when undercutting a route to trick QBs into throwing the ball - he says he intentionally squats low and leans over looking off center to make it seem like he tripped or got caught slipping on a route. Went back and realize he did it to CJ Stroud on the EndZone interception and Stroud realizes what happened immediately. https://t.co/Y9EKtxGsBO
— Ghost of Adam Gase (@GhostOfAdamGase) October 21, 2026

Dolphins fan correctly predicted what we are going through.
— Dean Thanos (@HailDeanThanos) October 21, 2026

Video of the year 😭 And I’d argue he didn’t even get the 5 worst plays from Kuzma in this video
— Justin Wills (@itsjwills) October 22, 2026

TENET (2020)

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— john wilmes (@wilmes.bsky.social) October 22, 2026 at 10:55 AM

Totally unrelated: Never have I ever seen a pro athlete remove a product they don’t have a deal with this smoothly lol
— christan (no i), ß (@ChristanWNBA) October 22, 2026

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Three years ago today, together with the Dutch police, I recovered Vincent van Gogh’s Spring Garden. Stolen from a Dutch museum in 2020 and returned in an IKEA bag. Naturally, the IKEA bag also became a museum piece... pic.twitter.com/GlaxAik96X
— Arthur Brand (art detective) (@brand_arthur) September 13, 2026

Dotted around the multi-storey car park near Cathedral Walk you may notice mini sections of walkways, ladders, doors and railings.
“Secret Industry” is a 2006 installation by artist John Pym and is intended to evoke the idea of a tiny, secret city hidden inside our own. pic.twitter.com/kFEB3vOwdG
— Weird Bristol (@WeirdBristol) September 12, 2026

Seeing as people were briefly discussing QTE fails not mattering when it came to Wolverine, now's a good time to showcase one of my favorite QTE fails. pic.twitter.com/H554GWF9iQ
— Nomusito | VTIDES | Trophy Hunting Calavera (@Nomusito) September 12, 2026

@tank.the.chonk someone’s gotta do it 😋 #corgisoftiktok #dogenrichment #peanutbutter ♬ original sound - balletscene

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The formerly exclusive "Infrared Version" Godzilla by Hiya Toys is up for preorder

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Fri, 23 Oct 2026 14:51:43 +0000

At the BBTS.

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I don't remember any of these 90's Marvel supervillains (art roundup)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Fri, 23 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000

Which 90s X-Men "big bad" is your favorite? From Fleer Ultra X-Men Series 1 1993 Art by David Braun, Glenn Barr, Peter Bollinger, and Chris Moeller. #TradingCardADay #Xmen #FUXM https://t.co/HYMSfqZdrd
— Ahhh!-stin Gorey-ton (@AustinGorton) October 21, 2026

First look at Batman by Darwyn Cooke: Absolute Edition!! • Out this week • 672 pages • $100 https://t.co/PgXKCTiuA3
— REUS | رويس (@iREUS_SA) October 20, 2026

21% off at Amazon

DC Comics' delayed Absolute Deluxe Hardcovers, The Absolute Batman Deluxe Hardcover, the Absolute Superman Deluxe Hardcover, the Absolute Wonder Woman Deluxe Hardcover will jump from $50 to $60 each when eventually published #absolutebatman 🔗 https://t.co/Dms4685SAc
— Bleeding Cool (@bleedingcool) October 21, 2026

#JohnByrne 1974 - 30 sample FF pages Byrne did mimicking Rich Buckler (who was himself mimicking Kirby at the time). From Comics Interview No25, 1985. Pages 1-8 - Continued in the replies 👇 https://t.co/2JycUKRrzJ
— Kevin Wolff (@KevinWolffart) October 21, 2026

#JohnByrne 1974 - 30 sample FF pages Byrne did mimicking Rich Buckler (who was himself mimicking Kirby at the time). From Comics Interview No25, 1985. Pages 9-12 - Continued in the replies 👇 https://t.co/NR8jlxNORf
— Kevin Wolff (@KevinWolffart) October 21, 2026

I got to do some variants for IRON MAN's upcoming "The Incarcerated Iron Man" storyline! Here's IRON MAN #12.

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— Annie Wu (@anniewu.bsky.social) October 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM

I also sent this sketch, which could have been cool, but it's kind of the same concept. I got really fixated on this idea -- I think I tried and threw out like a dozen other variations.

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— Annie Wu (@anniewu.bsky.social) October 18, 2026 at 11:45 PM

Haven’t drawn too many Wonder Women so here’s some old ones for #wonderwomanday

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— LEE GATLIN (@neilaglet.bsky.social) October 21, 2026 at 9:22 AM

プラモデルの良さと粘土の良さが絶妙に噛み合った傑作かもしれないスライムナイト！！何より作っててすっごく楽しい✨️ #ドラゴンクエストねんどモンスターズ https://t.co/uYyPxaw6LF
— タカハシ【YouTube『タカラボ』】 (@gdam429mk2) October 17, 2026

Russell Brand drawn today, https://t.co/qTiwEiQ31o
— Priscilla Coleman (@courtroomartist) October 14, 2026

Day 3, Russell Brand listens intently to his accuser (behind screen) https://t.co/asgq0QMSbU
— Priscilla Coleman (@courtroomartist) October 16, 2026

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New York Magazine ran an oral history of Lilo and Stitch that revealed Michael Eisner was notorious in the animation department for failing to grasp key plot information during screenings so I’m just going to assume this is Eisner’s burner YouTube account https://t.co/POEV3ZPX0e pic.twitter.com/aogSDex9wz
— Ryan W. Mead (@rwmead) September 27, 2026

@joepeoples23 Bringing mini sketchbooks to the aquarium but no one can actually draw #aquarium #fishtok #funny @Georgia Aquarium ♬ Under The Sea - The Main Street Band & Orchestra

BLADE

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— やしろ学/Manabu YASHIRO (@yashiro-manabu.bsky.social) September 26, 2026 at 8:12 AM

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詳細はリプにつなげます。#KF2026 #カリフェス2026 https://t.co/fzQdHLINuT pic.twitter.com/42gpcjIrHM
— ぐらまに@カリフェスA-07 (@guramani) September 26, 2026

I dropped this as an April Fools joke over on IG. It's the abandoned mystery character from Jim Lee's "Things to Come" pinup from 1991. I have a theory that the character was in fact a War Skrull... #skrulls #xmen #marvel-comics

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— Sean Clauretie (@seanclarity.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 9:00 AM

This illustration from “The Grumpy Monkey” speaks to me on a deep level.

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— eric stirpē (@stirpicus.bsky.social) October 19, 2026 at 9:45 PM

Just looking though old White Dwarf issues and am mildly fascinated by this otherwise pretty clean and crisp land raider that was painted with a part of it leaking and alarming amount of black ooze in a very localised way. It just looks very odd.

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— Matt 'Wib' Ward (@wib.bsky.social) September 27, 2026 at 10:09 AM

I was a longtime White Dwarf reader and the first time I saw object source lightning was a revelation. At least in my memory it was a female painter, and she got a whole page featuring her minis

Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Thu, 22 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

#MIPol: "Communists? We're Presbyterian. There's lots of ads making our grandson Abdul seem different, and he is different. Different by how he takes on the powerful." The Michigan Democratic State Central Committee and Abdul El-Sayed are up with a new coordinated #MISen ad. https://t.co/3v28iMaXxg
— AdImpact Politics (@AdImpact_Pol) October 20, 2026

“It’s been said that she doesn’t have many friends at City Hall, and I know what that feels like,” Horvath told The Times. “When you take on institutional inertia and decades of refusal to change, that kind of shake-up can feel disruptive to people.” https://t.co/LgVk1wBtCT
— Unrig LA (@UnrigLA) October 20, 2026

(Meanwhile Caruso keeps making statements without actually endorsing Bass)

In today's depressing but important news: Finland To Build A Million Landmines As Russian Threat Looms Helsinki is moving to restart domestic production of once-outlawed anti-personnel mines as Russia rebuilds its military posture along NATO’s northern flank. https://t.co/KA6hgcKFdw
— Tyler Rogoway (@Aviation_Intel) October 20, 2026

Russia is using a network of holiday homes in the Baltic to wage hybrid war on the West. Great investigation from @JamesERothwell and @LilyShanagher Western officials are taking action against hundreds of Russian-linked homes in Lithuania, Sweden and Norway, which have been bought close to strategic military sites or key infrastructure. The most serious cases involve oligarch-linked properties at the entrances to naval bases, and holiday homes in close proximity to Nato facilities. https://t.co/BoGRQZGSAW
— Richard Holmes 🕵🏻‍♂️ (@Richard_AHolmes) October 20, 2026

BYD launches new Seagull EV with 5-minute Flash Charging, starting under $10,000

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— Electrek (@electrek.co) October 20, 2026 at 8:22 AM

Nearly 200 Chinese electric vehicles equipped with cameras and communication devices have been freely entering and exiting South Korean military facilities, it was revealed on the 15th. These vehicles have accessed the Ministry of National Defense, the Joint Chiefs of Staff compound, Air Force bases housing stealth F-35s and supersonic KF-21s, and the Navy Submarine Command. According to People Power Party Rep. Kang Dae-sik, at least 190 Chinese-made connected cars capable of internet access, such as BYD vehicles, are registered for regular entry across Army, Navy, and Air Force facilities. Registrations cover sensitive installations including the Busan Naval Operations Command, where U.S. aircraft carriers dock, and the Jinhae Submarine Command. Connected cars feature over 10 cameras, high-precision GPS, radar, and microphones, raising concerns in the U.S. and the European Union that gathered surveillance data could be transmitted to Chinese authorities in real time. Chinese connected vehicles are also cleared for access at key Army installations, including Army Headquarters in Gyeryongdae, the Ground Operations Command, and the Special Warfare Command. A military official pointed out the contradiction in current policy, remarking that it is absurd iPhones are banned from military facilities for security risks while no restrictions exist for Chinese vehicles. The Ministry of National Defense has not implemented entry bans or requested security protocols from manufacturers, having acknowledged in April that video collection on bases poses vulnerabilities but only pledging in September to draft countermeasures. Rep. Kang warned that the government's response remains inadequate, noting that relevant ministries have shifted responsibility among themselves without establishing a central authority to address the risk of real-time intelligence leaks to China. https://t.co/3isCHGdpdL
— Spotlight on China (@spotlightoncn) October 19, 2026

After Welcoming China’s Electric Vehicles, This Country Is Paying the Price "Several Thai auto-parts suppliers that depended on Japanese manufacturers went bankrupt, threatening a supply chain that employs about 700,000 workers." https://t.co/LhBEQtmDnA
— Charles Burton (@Charles_Burton) October 19, 2026

"Who helped Elon finance Twitter when he bought it? Larry Ellison. How did Larry Ellison come up with some of the money to put into the creation of Skydance? Tesla stock. And I would not doubt for a minute that before very long you’re gonna see an announcement."
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) October 21, 2026

‘A Ticking Time Bomb’: An Economic Crisis Looms in Indonesia https://t.co/4trpPKLUTz
— Sui-Lee Wee 黄瑞黎 (@suilee) October 19, 2026

("The number of people considered middle class has shrunk by about 19 percent from its peak. Lower-class savings rates have plummeted. Youth unemployment hovers around 17 percent")

I don’t like this… @darrenrovell reports that PrizePicks was the buyer of the Flagg, Harper & Knueppel Debut Patches. They paid $13 million for 3 cards… to possibly put them in repacks?? I would MUCH rather see them go into a high-end collection. If they’re put in repacks, they’ll be resold again, and the cycle will continue. These cards are really special. They should be treated as such.
— Geoff Wilson (@itsgeoffwilson) October 21, 2026

[family gets into long political discussion] My liberal centrist aunt: "so what exactly *is* socialism?" My liberal centrist dad: "it's paying higher taxes for social programs" Me:

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— Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) September 28, 2026 at 1:40 PM

(Presumably the common response)

Look who is trying out as a Fox News pundit today... https://t.co/W9s8IgmUlq
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) October 20, 2026

OUT FOR BLOOD! Elizabeth Holmes comes to FORTNITE!
— Rob Wesley (@eastwes.bsky.social) October 20, 2026 at 7:50 AM

Many people like to laugh at medieval illuminations of stag-snails, oh those funny medieval artists making up anim...

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— Kathleen E. Kennedy (@themedievaldrk.bsky.social) October 10, 2026 at 10:18 AM

NEW: Tax returns reviewed by @Sportico show @SMUMustangs paid more than $12 million in 2024 to hire men’s basketball coach Andy Enfield away from @USC and buy out his predecessor. Enfield enters Year 3 facing mounting pressure to justify that expense. 👇 https://t.co/khmyEYdm2k
— Daniel Libit (@DanielLibit) October 20, 2026

USC had four losing seasons and five tourney appearances during his time (losing in first round three times)

This is the neck length of a certified hitter
— Ted Nguyen (@FB_FilmAnalysis) October 20, 2026

初対面の人と話す時に3ヶ月後に暗殺するつもりで話すといいと聞いたので実践したら割とよかったです　普段なら遠慮して聞けないことも積極的に聞けていつもよりいろんなことがわかりました
— 木花 9/26ZINEフェス東京 (@sui_sai) September 9, 2026

("I heard that when talking to someone you just met, it's good to imagine you're planning to assassinate them three months from now, so I gave it a try and it actually worked pretty well. Normally, I'd hold back and not ask certain things, but I was able to ask proactively, and I learned way more than usual.") (A good match for telling someone to pick the item at the museum they'd most want to steal)

My calculator history leaking would be 1000x more humiliating than my browser history.
— Nate (@thenatewolf.bsky.social) September 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM

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— 💕 (@janicesghost) September 9, 2026

@westcoastsunseeker #wickermovie #popup #alexanderskarsgard #oliviacolman #film ♬ Seeing Things - Charli xcx

@pawpawdaily28 Boyfriend: Didn’t you say she was super friendly and clingy? #puppy #dog #dogsoftiktok #cutedog ♬ âm thanh gốc - PawPaw Daily

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How to paint a miniature's burning scroll

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Thu, 22 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000

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