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New video game Humble Bundles

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 19:58:44 +0000

The indie fighting games bundle starts at $5 for three games, Steam scores displayed.

The scifi and horror VR games bundle (including Star Trek Infection) starts at $5 for two games "Never before bundled!"

Finally, the Indies in Space bundle (including two Starship Troopers games), exprires in a few hours.

Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Kids on a 10 & under New Jersey hockey team have been suspended by the team’s owner after the moms of the team made their own custom gear without paying the owner his royalty. 👀👀👀 https://t.co/kV6htBNyoo
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 6, 2026

The issue here gets cloudy from a legal standpoint. The owner actually does not own “Hitmen” alone. He owns “New Jersey Hitmen” and the logo. Hitmen alone is trademarked by former wrestler Bret Hart. https://t.co/E0vO7aZBss
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 6, 2026

The suspension of the 10-year-old hockey players due to their mothers making unlicensed team gear is apparently over.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 7, 2026

(From the reporting, the jacket seemed to use the generic name Hitmen and logo, and not the tacky mafioso logo)

The Supreme Court called for a response to the cert petition on whether the Fourth Amendment allows warrantless searches of cell phones at the border. https://t.co/RoNci9VNF0
— Orin Kerr (@OrinKerr) October 6, 2026

We have a tremendous amount of money spent on propaganda in California and it's all many people know about any of these propositions.

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— estarianne (@estarianne.bsky.social) October 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM

A quintessential Upper West Side tale. Former Manhattan BP Ruth Messinger and Assemblymember Dick Gottfried have lived in the same neighborhood building for 32 years. Each year, they produce something called the "Dear Neighbor Letter," which gives a concise breakdown of candidates they are supporting in the district on the General Election ballot and an explanation of the referendums. The pair of UWS political icons then slip the letters under the door of all their neighbors. Story by Saul Dennis in West Side Rag. https://t.co/ctq2vP7wLc
— Gus Saltonstall (@GusSaltonstall) October 5, 2026

BREAKING: The biological parents of more than 20 infants born through surrogates and kept in an Arcadia mansion under strict surveillance have been arrested on suspicion of child abuse. More as it comes today. D.A. Hochman speaking at 11 a.m. www.latimes.com/california/s...

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— James Queally (@jqwritesstuff.bsky.social) October 6, 2026 at 9:48 AM

("had been on law enforcement’s radar since at least 2021 after an El Monte property he owned was found to be operating as an illicit casino, then a marijuana stash house and, later, a grow site for psychedelic mushrooms")

NEW: The Los Angeles Police Department’s officer union said Tuesday it will oppose Measure FD, the half-cent sales tax measure pushed by the city firefighters union — setting up a bitter and expensive clash between two of the city’s most powerful unions. https://t.co/suGwuvEoQh
— Noah Goldberg (@Noah__Goldberg) October 6, 2026

Some photos from the new Burbank Airport Grand Opening Ceremony this morning - beautiful terminal, amazing they brought it in on time and on budget.

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— Scott Lowe (@tropicostation.bsky.social) October 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM

Dolly Parton's estate lawyers claim her nephew tried to evade service of a lawsuit with barbed wire and caution tape blocking his door. https://t.co/A5MzFnEqwW
— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) October 6, 2026

("accused of telling one of Parton’s lawyers that “I’m a killer.” He also is accused of separately saying to [her business manager]: “I’m literally an international arms dealer and mercenary. All I do is warfare. Everyone needs to be worried about what I might do.”")

Community Notes really a huge feature upgrade and other platforms should follow suit. https://t.co/zLlZ6Tngik
— Jason Goldman (@goldman) October 5, 2026

(I contribute to these)

The University of Arizona has placed all of its fraternities on interim activities suspension amid multiple misconduct investigations. Full story at link in bio.
— ABC15 Arizona (@abc15) October 6, 2026

("her office has been flooded with reports concerning fraternities, and they haven’t been able to keep up with the caseload")

New: ProPublica designed a reporting experiment to demonstrate how easy it can be to open private schools that might then access public money. We succeeded in opening two schools. No credentials or background checks required. https://t.co/fpAdTt27n4
— ProPublica (@propublica) October 5, 2026

My absolutely unhinged school where we read nothing but late-career Steve Ditko comics could not only open, but receive public funding in nine states. projects.propublica.org/private-scho...

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— Jason X (@jasonxbergman.com) October 2, 2026 at 6:36 AM

Polish cars are driving around Naples, imported by Italian crime gangs to avoid taxes and insurance premiums https://t.co/47XTI5kM9E
— Raphael Minder (@RaphaelMinder) October 4, 2026

nothing has ever been something more laser targeted on making me fucking S O B: the devs of dressmaker made the game because one of the partners has EDS and can no longer sew like she used to www.engadget.com/2264203/enga...

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— Aiden Straw(berry)hun 🍓 (@astraww.bsky.social) October 5, 2026 at 9:19 AM

Tom Holland reveals that Marvel directors tried to cut his Spider-Man debut down to almost nothing until Robert Downey Jr. forced them to shoot it

"My scene had been cut down significantly from what I'd done in the audition to now a page and a half or maybe even two pages"

"And… pic.twitter.com/USo2PjuBFa
— Rixlerr (@rixlerr) October 1, 2026

The Jets offense has 7 delay of game penalties already this season, easily the most in the NFL. It's the most delay of game penalties by an NFL offense thru the first 4 weeks of the season since at least 2000 (per @trumedia.bsky.social).
— Nate Tice (@natetice.bsky.social) October 6, 2026 at 1:02 PM

Montenegro President: “Novak Djokovic is from Montenegro.” Pope Leo XIV: “He’s Serbian.” Montenegro President: “He also is very keen of Montenegro.” Pope Leo XIV: “Okay.” …………. https://t.co/ZQBbFKEryD
— Danny (@DjokovicFan_) October 5, 2026

https://t.co/nxWCnDhvFr https://t.co/9h5Qfspzee
— daily masil 💭 (@dailymasil) October 5, 2026

Soapdish is streaming on Pluto, btw

Fun scene down at the 1st ann Philly parallel parking competition. It’s no joke for the drivers tho, super tight spot, only 18 inches of space. Lots of oohs and aahs from crowd. https://t.co/qBGYMDSKMR
— Eric Balchunas (@EricBalchunas) October 3, 2026

Philadelphia held its first parallel parking championship over the weekend www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...

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— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) October 6, 2026 at 7:24 AM

@foodiebravo So smart auntie! #filipino #filipinosbelike #filipinorelatable #filipinos #filipinocomedy ♬ SMART - Journi

@cassiebor 10/10 experience. Highly recommend. #fyp #vetschool #vetstudent #medschool ♬ original sound - bollybeo

@tuckerandsadieshihtzu Tucker’s first time in the pool! #dogsoftiktok #puppytiktok #shihtzu #dog #dogswimming ♬ sonido original - Vibra Musical

@hayley.pm lol #shihtzu #shihtzusoftiktok #velcrodog #spoileddog #clingydogs ♬ Weasel Caper - Wanda Vice

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NYT asked 100 scientists to identify an unsolved problem in their field

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 14:30:00 +0000

The one that got me to google: "Why and how did the human brain expand so quickly during the ice age?" (The why seems to be environmental pressure demanded it)

And the funniest: "Why are humans the only species with a chin?"

Mr. Olympia 2026 is 5'7" and wore glasses for the competition

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000

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McSweeney’s Quarterly Issue 84 is packed inside a four-pocket "artisan's tool roll"

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Wed, 07 Oct 2026 02:07:08 +0000

Up for preorder at Amazon.

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New scifi book Humble Bundle celebrating Africanfuturism

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 06 Oct 2026 20:59:15 +0000

One $18 bundle for 13 books.

Also, the Astro City and more bundle ends in a few hours (starts at $5).

New Marvel Legends figures up for preorder, including Aja-style Hawkeye and Earth X Captain America

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 06 Oct 2026 17:39:30 +0000

Elektra, Elsa Bloodstone, and more.

Also, Inart's DKR Batman is up for preorder.

Just fyi https://t.co/civ9kPJFQ4 pic.twitter.com/L3eMp9nJAx
— Paul Harding (@HardingArt) September 10, 2026

INART Action - Batman: The Dark Knight Returns - Batman (Blue Suit) Action Figure Pre-order begins: October 3, 2026, 10:00 GMT+8 RSVP: https://t.co/8syrEupyjQ "I want you to remember… the one man who beat you." Gotham has been ravaged. #INARTAction #DC #Batman https://t.co/p2O1oQe8mN
— INART (@INART_Official) October 1, 2026

The Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K Max is 47% off (if you want to play Amazon Luna games on your tv)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 06 Oct 2026 17:33:59 +0000

$44.99 for the stick and remote, or $79.98 for the stick, remote, and native controller (48% off). The current Luna games include Star Wars Galactic Racer and Star Wars Outlaws.

Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 06 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

NEW STORY: It's been historically downpouring ever since the Celtics got to Charleston for training camp. Joe Mazzulla challenged his team not to skip their golf plans. “He said you got to prove how much you love something. If you don’t play in the rain, you don’t physically love it — and I’m about to see how many guys on this team truly love what they do.” https://t.co/phjsXD6U1R
— Noa Dalzell 🏀 (@NoaDalzell) October 5, 2026

Confusing news out of Fairford again. One view, implied by NYT reporting, is that B1s left in mad rush due to threat. Other view is that this is spin on routine bomber redeployment & USAF ops at other UK air bases seem unaffected. Either way, silence out of UK doesn’t help.
— Shashank Joshi (@shashj) October 5, 2026

it's relieving the GW, just like the Makin Island is relieving the Boxer, just like all of these are rotational swapouts and not additive how are you all still falling for this 8 months in, this is jangling keys toddler levels of attempted misdirection from some of the dumbest admin members and yet

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— Mike Black (@mikeblack114.bsky.social) October 2, 2026 at 10:15 AM

(And good luck figuring out what to make of the plague outbreak in Russia)

Over the weekend, Ukrainian forces launched dozens of balloons to carry FPV attack drones deep behind the southern frontline. After making it to the Russian rear area, the drones detached from the balloons and struck logistics traffic along the R-280 highway. https://t.co/n8kwAeBFED
— OSINTtechnical (@Osinttechnical) October 5, 2026

FAA will accept more risk to aircraft from space debris under new policy theaircurrent.com/aviation-saf... (via @elanhead.com) #staycurrent

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— The Air Current (@theaircurrent.com) October 5, 2026 at 12:19 PM

@cbsla
Multiple cars were damaged after hitting a concrete vault in the middle of the road in Studio City. CBS LA's Mark Liu explains how this was caused by a explosion underneath the ground, pushing it up into the street.
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(Major street fairly close to Universal Studios)

His own ads are funny because the constantly reference football but never mention the fact that he is a kicker because they know nobody respects kickers
— Rhine Stoned Cowboy (@BisqueBoi) October 2, 2026

Interesting, if cryptic, blog post from Steve and Connie Ballmer's Ballmer Group philanthropy. "This inevitably means stepping back from annual grants to some organizations we’ve supported over the years, despite our respect and admiration for their work." https://t.co/UqBYPlJK3D
— Teddy Schleifer (@teddyschleifer) October 5, 2026

(An invitation to audit the charities they realized they should stop funding)

Essentially, this is Michael Rubin using his money at Fanatics and his connections to the 76ers to assist them in circumventing the salary cap. But because he isn’t within the league he is not bound by the CBA or its guidelines. If Ballmer ever wants to sell his ownership stake in the Clippers he could end up doing the same thing. Acting as an outside “advisor” and doing things like offering star players multimillion dollar perks to convince them to sign with the franchise because he’s a “fan” and the owners are like his “family.” Except he’d be able to do it on an even more massive scale since he’s worth $144B more.
— APHoops (@APH00PS) October 5, 2026

Links

The helicopter LeBron James is using to commute from Philadelphia to NYC has made a dozen roundtrips between the two cities in the past week. James is flying in a Fanatics helicopter, which he has access to in his deal with the company, a spokesperson for him confirmed to FOS.
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) October 5, 2026

I think it's bad that the promotional pathway from "professional athlete" is turning into "modern-day Renfield who procures victims for Dracula"

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— Ned Resnikoff (@resnikoff.bsky.social) October 5, 2026 at 8:19 AM

Mike Brown, when asked if life has changed for him since the Knicks title, shows off his specialized dopp kit he was given with foam-padded compartments for his lotion, toothpaste, etc. when traveling. “This is what championship coaches get!” https://t.co/9UqEsYAc20
— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) October 5, 2026

Mike Brown is showing us his new travel case with lotion and toothbrush. He says this is what happens when you win a championship https://t.co/7nksuZMVvv
— Stefan Bondy (@SbondyNBA) October 5, 2026

"All the Knick players came out" –– KAT helps Huk to the locker room after an early injury to the former Knick https://t.co/V34D9BiIEh
— New York Basketball (@NBA_NewYork) October 5, 2026

(He was their teammate last year)

DILLON BROOKS AND JOHN COLLINS GET CHIPPY 5 MINS INTO PRESEASON GAME 🤯 https://t.co/ZQQmNF0qYM
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 5, 2026

This shit cracked me up 😂 https://t.co/9czcCmqPVf
— Churrodizzle - Bruce/Holt are the GOATS (@carter2985) October 5, 2026

Vigilante justice since the league won't stop it

Oregon State head coach Jamarcus Shephard says the team is getting booster shots for mumps ahead of this week’s match-up against San Diego State.
— Erin Slinde (@slindeerin9) October 5, 2026

Here’s another video where you can clearly hear the Rams coaches continuing to bang on the windows during the Eagles final drive https://t.co/CH8a1plMiM
— RB (@RBPhillyTake) October 5, 2026

("We'll learn from that," McVay said. "We'll be better. Those fans are really into it, but I know that we want to make sure that we're representing the class and just the calm steadiness that we want to have")

Update: The NHL's "Hot for Hockey" campaign is fully over; the first seven epsiodes have been pulled from Spotify and no additional ones will be produced The league had initially told SBJ there'd be installments "throughout the season"
— Ellyn Briggs (@EllynBriggs) October 5, 2026

@HalfordBrough #WWL The NHL has launched the "Hot for Hockey" campaign in response to the popularity of Heated Rivalry and other hockey romances. This is “Chasing Connor” 👀 @MikeHalford604 @SadClubCommish @AndyCole1984 https://t.co/HDEiQ3H4au
— Justin in East Van (@EastVanJustin) October 1, 2026

Le dos de la cover de FC27 est hilarant.

Il y a tellement de mentions légales qu'il ne reste plus de place pour voir à quoi ressemble le jeu 🫣 pic.twitter.com/1cGct3sJpo
— nilhya~♪ (@nilhya_) September 25, 2026

🇨🇳 Sun Yuanyuan (Xiaohongshu user name “Abeeeer” with nickname “小梅”), a fitness influencer from Henan province, China, boasted she achieved personal best at the Berlin Marathon on Sep 27, but she was subsequently called out for cheating. https://t.co/DNe2RWSSCi
— Byron Wan (@Byron_Wan) October 4, 2026

Kathleen Turner broke her silence after her former "Romancing the Stone" costar Michael Douglas revealed they had a secret affair while filming the 1984 film. https://t.co/nal5Fk553C https://t.co/TkQUButuAa
— E! News (@enews) October 3, 2026

Love this movie. It's one of the movies that will be shown in this special event in LA.

it’s incredible that dogs have figured out how to outsource their cognition to humans. they will literally stare at you and it makes you uncomfortable enough to try to figure out what they want. the dog might not even know! but you’ll start doing things for the dog until you do something they want.
— Screaming Pectoriloquy (@caulimovirus.bsky.social) September 28, 2026 at 8:11 PM

(When my dog needs to use the bathroom outside of normal schedule, she climbs into my lap, stares into my eyes, and gently paws at my face; that first time (and it's only happened twice), it took me a while to figure out what she wanted)

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper hanging out with some special Olympians in 1995

You can tell Hot Rod genuinely loved this pic.twitter.com/vlKmjIii2x
— Hibiki2MD (@Hibiki2MD) August 30, 2026

Colin McRae en 98 qui te répare un bras de suspension tordu avec une pierre, ces mecs étaient des fous furieux ! pic.twitter.com/F7L3efe6kh
— Jason Burne (@Monty_Brogan69) August 31, 2026

con mi familia fuimos a ver el terreno de mi tío (qepd) y cuando salimos de la casa mi hermana me dice “sácame una foto como el de the notebook” pic.twitter.com/ebRJJD92jj
— tobi (@tobiixeneize) August 30, 2026

Dei uma mochila de capivara pro meu sobrinho ele tá assim agr pic.twitter.com/WKNFs8eIDW
— TimeTurnerAnd5H (@TurnsTimeAnd5H) August 30, 2026

@goldengirlslunanovabella Mom sees a thunderstorm… I see unlimited waterpark 💦🐾#GoldenRetriever #dogsoftiktok #goldenretrieverpuppy #bella #waterdog ♬ Have You Ever Seen The Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival

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Amazon Basics 128GB USB Flash Drive is 30% off (with USB C and A ports)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 06 Oct 2026 15:19:33 +0000

$32 at Amazon. (Wirecutter's budget pick for transferring files between phone and computer).

Star Wars Galactic Racer is free to Prime members

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 06 Oct 2026 15:00:17 +0000

via their cloud play Luna (it worked great when I tried Dispatch, but I haven't tried a fast twitch game like this yet). If you don't have Prime, you can also try for 30 days for free.

Really pleased to finally say that Chris Remo and I were the lead writers on Star Wars: Galactic Racer. The team at Fuse are the absolute best in their field, and it really shows. It was a great project to work on and is an even better game to play. Sebulba forever

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— Duncan Fyfe (@duncanfyfe.net) October 6, 2026 at 8:10 AM

Impressed with the level of nuance they gave Sebulba, the pod racer that walks on his hands like they’re feet from Episode 1.
— Chris Person (@papapishu.bsky.social) October 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM

Mechanical brooch creatures

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 06 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000

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Lacoste's silly tennis ball shoes (I'm pretty sure this isn't a joke)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 06 Oct 2026 04:53:05 +0000

Lacoste puts the "tennis" in tennis shoe for SS27 🎾 https://t.co/SnFyuxvUBo
— HYPEBEAST (@HYPEBEAST) October 5, 2026

But the shots from the show were good:

La inspiración Lacoste SS27 https://t.co/5RtLn0KlEd
— Rebeca Maccise (@rebecamaccise) October 5, 2026

Las prendas empapadas de sudor son de Lacoste SS27. El efecto se creó combinando dos capas interiores y organza, y aplicando vapor con una plancha. El calor hizo que el material se encogiera y creara los pliegues que parecen marcas de sudor. https://t.co/jKxtw2Lqct
— Rebeca Maccise (@rebecamaccise) October 5, 2026

La arcilla cubrió la cancha y las gradas de la Philipe Chatrier para la presnetacion de la nueva colección de Lacoste https://t.co/qAmDoOucZa
— Iván Aguilar (@ivabianconero) October 4, 2026

Taco Bell Ultra Marathon recap (1200 people participated)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 06 Oct 2026 02:44:51 +0000

@abcnews
ABC News’ Danny New spoke with the co-founder of the International Taco Bell 50K, the annual event where participants cover 31 miles while making stops at 11 Taco Bell locations along the way.
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Deals on Micro Galaxy Squadron vehicles at Amazon right now

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Tue, 06 Oct 2026 01:41:25 +0000

Several on sale. The Razor Crest is $15. Kenobi's Jedi Interceptor plus a blindbox is $7.99.

Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 05 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

Folks we’ve got a rare Reverse William Carlos Williams in the office fridge

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— Mags Display Name (@mags.colvett.online) July 17, 2026 at 11:13 AM

Anyone who read Engulfed probably isn’t that surprised by this news from Saudi Arabia. Neom’s planned 2034 World Cup stadium is being shelved. https://t.co/dv0hLQrbyF
— James Montague (@JamesPiotr) October 4, 2026

All the same people who assured us that Israel could never defeat Hamas to only then underestimate how far the Israelis would go to flatten Gaza are now claiming that the Saudis could never defeat the Houthis

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— Alexander Clarkson (@aphclarkson.bsky.social) October 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM

If Saudi society ends up with no choice but to have to engage in the restructuring needed to learn to fight effectively, that could end up having domestic, geopolitical and geoeconomic implications that reach far beyond the frontlines between Najran and Aden
— Alexander Clarkson (@aphclarkson.bsky.social) September 25, 2026 at 3:53 AM

A Chinese fishing boat ignored three warnings to leave Taiwan's restricted waters. Now interior footage shows what the water cannon actually did inside. The video circulating on Chinese social media shows flooded cabins, soaked floors, and scattered belongings on the Jin Sha, hit by Taiwan Coast Guard water cannons near Dongsha Island on October 1. Chinese patriotic text overlays the clip, "long live the motherland," even as the footage shows the aftermath of a boat that refused to leave. The footage isn't being suppressed in China either. Chinese outlets have picked it up, but framed as Taiwan roughing up "ordinary" fishermen on National Day, leaving out the part where the boat ignored repeated warnings first. Same video, two completely different stories depending on who's doing the editing.
— UnveiledChina (@Unveiled_ChinaX) October 4, 2026

Worth asking once again with cases such as this: How much of it was simply bad economic/investment policy by Beijing keeping relevant civilian institutions afloat, and how much of its supposed military purpose was a projection by Western observers?https://t.co/hjUiykOcDT
— Alex Luck (@AlexLuck9) September 25, 2026

(FWIW, "the physical and geopolitical terrain through which this trade must traverse makes it one of the most perilous logistical corridors in the world")

why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion

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— Chris Ingraham (@cingraham.bsky.social) October 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM

👇👇👇

FanDuel tells Congress it has sent about 30 personalized videos of athletes and entertainers to customershttps://t.co/JtXPwmeYEy
— Jackie (clevfan) (@jackiehaz) October 1, 2026

("as a token of appreciation for a customer’s loyalty...not used to “induce customers to continue gambling.”")

Very interesting here, as two of the Michigan-based tribes withholding payments have online gambling. https://t.co/dYM13Q9lA3
— Brian Pempus (@brianjpempus) September 30, 2026

twice a year the Mormons have a worldwide zoom where the big boss tells you what’s up looks like “prediction markets” are verboten https://t.co/daI5PQXDfY
— jameson (big deck energy) (@jamesonhaslam) October 3, 2026

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— Bryan C (@BryanCookeFL) September 25, 2026

A joke, I think

Earlier this week, I agreed to interviews with two USA Today journalists. They wrote fantastic articles about the Cornell case that I'm proud to have been a part of. What I did not know is that their employer considers interviews to proprietary and opens up recordings to be used by any journalist.
— Nicole Bedera (@nbedera.bsky.social) October 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM

The Cornell Daily Sun breaks some news — Cornell Police made a drug-related arrest at the Chi Phi house the night *before* the alleged assault took place. Drug violations can result in immediate interim suspension, but that doesn’t seem to have happened. https://t.co/DmicZZdL48
— Jacob Rubashkin (@JacobRubashkin) October 3, 2026

New: As gay bars across the country say that Meta is flagging and deactivating their accounts without warning, I spoke to an Austin queer bar that says Meta nearly destroyed their ability to advertise events: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

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— gwen howerton (@kissphoria.bsky.social) October 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM

I just knew the comments were gonna be full of coaster bros blaming the child for not being powerful enough to withstand the rollercoaster https://t.co/bDaAMfqEfG
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) October 1, 2026

I see them saying the same thing about X2 even though every rollercoaster fan forum had multiple threads over the years giving advice on how to ride it without getting a concussion
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) October 1, 2026

Even the Falun Gong newspaper hated Digger
— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) October 4, 2026 at 9:16 AM

Even the Falun Gong newspaper has a paywall
— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) October 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM

Not fact-checking this

the cut back to sharkie has me in tears
— sam dickinson’s beauty pill dealer (@mintymack) October 3, 2026

The Spurs fitness staff, giving strong vibes of ‘stopped by the police and having to make up fake names in a hurry’. pic.twitter.com/WKbSalKgHg
— Mark Gillies (@5goalthriller) August 29, 2026

I’m watching Muppet Treasure Island in honor of Tim Curry and bro I’m just now seeing Kermit has a tattoo of Miss Piggy on his chest. 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/zL9T9EctBc
— Je'lon Alexander, M.A. (@JelonAlexander) August 29, 2026

If yall didn't see it, I saw the most creative wrestling weapon ever this weekend courtesy of @jshook_75 and @SheanChrist. Utter genius pic.twitter.com/m7zWxoXyre
— BostonNooga (@BostonNooga) August 31, 2026

No sé qué le habrá hecho a su novia pero espero le perdone 🌸❤ pic.twitter.com/zFYm8MWb6y
— Rimanegra (@Rimanegra_) August 31, 2026

@barelysurving_mom The backtalk at the end is sending me. 💀#dogsoftiktok #dogs #weimaraner ♬ original sound - themalaymail

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I love this evil wrestling penguin

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 05 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000

Yippie! Hooray! It's time for some good fun with Mahiro and all our friends at #tjpw! ...oh, that's a knife. #tjpwWP7 #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

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— TDE Wrestling (@tdewrestling.com) October 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM

It's fine. This is fine. Tama is a professional. #tjpwWP7 #tjpw #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

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— TDE Wrestling (@tdewrestling.com) October 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM

https://t.co/oZ1lbexY7r
— em (@emjam1n) October 3, 2026

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SEAL'S PROBLEM https://t.co/yWIdDRKMdN
— Pink (@pinklightsticc) October 3, 2026

It ends in tragedy

now this is wrestling

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— Brian Pickett (@website.cool) October 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM

TAMA好き。そうだよね、レスラーでもないのにリングに放り込まれたら怖くて包丁持ちこむよね。#tjpwWP #tjpw https://t.co/yRK1zHIsiE
— のびのび (@nobinobi172) October 3, 2026

It shouldn't shock you that Tama is incredibly popular with idols https://t.co/gBg25XIiPW
— John Hetfield (@eugoogolizer) October 3, 2026

Ann Leckie's latest scifi novel "Radiant Star" is $1.99 right now

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 05 Oct 2026 05:37:55 +0000

at Amazon. The latest in her Radch universe, I enjoyed it.

Berhalter provokes a double-slap red card (Weekend sports roundup)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 05 Oct 2026 05:25:42 +0000

this is sending me bc wth was he actually thinking 😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/irHE9lcnU9
— ًًً (@_captainpulisic) October 4, 2026

🚨🇲🇽 ¡¡MATEO CHÁVEZ SE VA EXPULSADO Y DEJA A MÉXICO CON 10!! 😱🟥 El mexicano vio la roja tras una dura falta sobre Yunus Musah y un golpe a Sebastian Berhalter. ⚽ ¿Fue justa la expulsión? 👀 🇺🇸 Estados Unidos 2-0 México 🇲🇽 📺 Telemundo, Peacock y Telemundo APP ➡️ https://t.co/6K3dyxjPph #ClásicoDeNorteamérica #USMNTenTelemundo #USMNT #México
— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) October 4, 2026

(My favorite on the team, I hope his body holds up)

The USMNT account had to show a replay of the goal because the official TNT broadcast was too busy airing an “Allstate Assist of the Match” ad segment and completely missed the USMNT’s third goal from Malik Tillman.
— Braylon Breeze (@Braylon_Breeze) October 4, 2026

oh my god this set piece

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— andré, but scarier (@andre-carlisle.bsky.social) October 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM

Futebol boliviano: https://t.co/YjlSbkiWm1
— Davi Correia (@odavicorreia) October 2, 2026

What was the “software bug” that caused chaos before F1’s race in Malaysia, and how exactly did it intervene? https://t.co/IZyx9ktcCL
— The Race (@wearetherace) October 4, 2026

Watch Max's reaction to Kimi hitting the bollard 😅 #F1 #BahrainGP https://t.co/DQ4pLZMYpD
— Formula 1 (@F1) October 4, 2026

Jajajaja la marioneta de Checo con su bandera de México. https://t.co/p487FccVou
— Carolina 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 (@kroliizz) October 4, 2026

george really has the cutest fans 😭 https://t.co/csZObUP2JW
— 𝑁𝑜𝑤𝑎 ⁶³ ⋆⭒˚.⋆ (@grmv363) October 4, 2026

T-Pose 🥺🩵 https://t.co/kXaY8UDzF3
— Mercedes-AMG Passion Club (@MercedesAMGPCF1) October 4, 2026

"I haven't seen it in 6 years, so it'll happen tonight." - Brewers third-base coach Matt Erickson before last night's game, when the umpires were discussing what happens if a ball were to hit the roof. https://t.co/2zJOgrJ62i
— Just Baseball (@JustBB_Media) October 4, 2026

Tarik Skubal on if today's game was the hottest temperature that he's pitched in: "I played a little league game at 127°." https://t.co/p7kESf2hrI
— Doug McKain (@DMAC_LA) October 4, 2026

Brady Quinn saying the smartest part at the very end
— ButtMonster69 (@ButtMonster69) October 3, 2026

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— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing.bsky.social) October 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM

Have we considered the possibility that Deebo might be the only NFL player who grows *more* powerful with substation exposure
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) October 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM

Mike Tomlin wowing people with his Minecraft skills while TJ Watt & Aaron Rodgers kill Steelers coaches in real-time is a rough development for Pittsburgh
— Tony Mejia (@MejiaDinero) October 2, 2026

Jay Harbaugh will face his dad on the other sideline this weekend. Can you imagine what it would be like to face your dad? “Would have to be software sales or something with my dad.” https://t.co/EqPSwJPfJ3
— Brian Nemhauser (@hawkblogger) October 2, 2026

Colts Owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon is asking coaches why plays were called in London 😂 Imagine having her as an owner 😳 https://t.co/Wfl1D4qSS6
— HotTakes (@hottakes_app) October 4, 2026

this is the funniest part abt Travis Hunters transition to the league he was criticized for not being physical and having low tackle numbers in college (bc nobody was getting the ball near him) when in reality it seems like he fuckin loves nothing more than laying dudes out LOL
— EFFECT (@hitconfirms) October 4, 2026

Travis hunter almost tore tee Higgins acl with this move . Hes so dynamic with the ball in his hand he needs more offensive reps 💯 https://t.co/qKwZcmHjBt
— Dalvinthetruth (@dalvinthetruth) October 4, 2026

looking back at the other corgis is crazy
— Stacy Jo Rost (@StacyRost) October 4, 2026

Sorry I am still grappling with the fact that the dog was also onstage at Life Surge

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— Pablo Torre (@pablo.show) October 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM

Apparently I knew very little about The Ohio State

confirmaTION JIM MORA JR FIRED THE DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR MID GAME

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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) October 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM

Not sure I’d tolerate Mora’s immature, abusive behavior. https://t.co/d4jMp24WXC
— Caleb Bonham (@CalebBonham) October 4, 2026

https://t.co/zvxLajDmvq
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 3, 2026

Not trying to oversimplify things, but …. https://t.co/6qYGsh9l0N
— Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmesTV) October 3, 2026

Coach Prime: “We got 9 people out there after a timeout” 🎥: @DeionSandersJr https://t.co/E1fW7KH43O
— DNVR Buffs (@DNVR_Buffs) October 4, 2026

Colorado has thrown a pick on every drive in the second half

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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) October 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM

This MF has NEVER worn a hat in his life. Marcus Freeman is never beating the allegations https://t.co/eKjGrhdWMw
— Citizin Cane (@dre1021) October 3, 2026

We are the (sand)storm.

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— Kentucky Football (@kentuckyfootball.bsky.social) October 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM

Have watched this 37 times and it keeps getting funnier. https://t.co/y8blwPvztd
— Larry Williams (@LarryWilliamsTI) October 3, 2026

Minnesota does a Darth Vader force choke celebration on a sack: https://t.co/RjZeBoaYpl
— Bunch Formation (@BunchFormationP) October 3, 2026

Natalie deadass just fainted, got up, and drew her team a play in the huddle, this is playoff basketball
— pbj (1-2) (@pbj_5_) October 3, 2026

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the photographer, madeline carter, said the reaction to this iconic photo of a’ja has reinvigorated her and validated her craft. 🥺 https://t.co/BbYtfq7Lac
— M'𝑽P (soon) (@aja22wilsonHQ) October 4, 2026

Welcome Back Kawhi! https://t.co/DCkhZy5aep
— Nate Duncan (@NateDuncanNBA) October 3, 2026

Capcom video games Humble Bundle

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Mon, 05 Oct 2026 02:39:21 +0000

Starts at $10 for Resident Evil 1-3.

There's also a new bundle of 3D-printable miniatures starting at $5 for seven files, including a hamster companion.

Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Sun, 04 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

I went to the orange crosstrek parade this weekend and it was the greatest experience of my life pic.twitter.com/dNMKiWUZVr
— james barrett (new album 10/16) (@TheLordOfSynth) September 28, 2026

Video

The City of Malibu has delayed the next phase of its upcoming speed camera program after more than 100,000 speeding violations were recorded in less than 10 days. https://t.co/0FJtFy6va8 pic.twitter.com/HJ2fTjoTyM
— KTLA (@KTLA) October 1, 2026

Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?

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— Lis Power (@lispower.bsky.social) October 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM

(For the grandparents angry at what their grandkids are watching?)

Company creates an AirTag silencer so that a bike thief doesn't realize a bike is being tracked. But of course, that means a person wouldn't know they were being tracked either: sixcolors.com/post/2026/10... via @glennf.com

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— Kashmir Hill (@kashhill.bsky.social) October 1, 2026 at 12:19 PM

The Yale Golf Course just got a $30 million Gil Hanse restoration.

Now, Yale is charging $350 for the public to play…with poor and patchy turf conditions.

So, what happened?

“For them to drop the ball, that doesn’t surprise me.” https://t.co/xTnkYJFXBC
— Gabby Herzig (@GabbyHerzig) September 29, 2026

("We built a business model working alongside the brightest minds at Yale" (article indicates they didn't account for upkeep, and damage is accelerated becaue they insist on carts instead of walking))

“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.”

This upcoming Oct. 3rd, Taiwanese film distributor ifilm will host a MEAN GIRLS x CONCLAVE double feature screening with complementary gifts. pic.twitter.com/nCB7VTL4AE
— Pope Crave (@ClubConcrave) September 27, 2026

Not fact-checking this

Get me in there. #Whalefall pic.twitter.com/cAgdCTRqBY
— ComicBook.com (@ComicBook) September 25, 2026

The NHL says players approved of the use of their name and likeness in its new romance novel-inspired audio series, 'Hot for Hockey'

A league spokesperson told @FOS:
“We were very proud to partner with real hockey authors, illustrators, and voice actors in the space and we’re…
— Ellyn Briggs (@EllynBriggs) October 1, 2026

Dude gotta fix the net everytime😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/PCI1kKHAg4
— terry (@terryworst) October 1, 2026

crying pic.twitter.com/V0D6OqHDvj
— mags GR GRAND SLAM (@russelline) September 28, 2026

Lance Stroll 🤝 Ryanair passengers

both paying for their seats https://t.co/7oyMouRwvn
— Ryanair (@Ryanair) September 29, 2026

Funniest subplot of the Bucks’ preseason would be if Jenkins has to start GTJ next week purely for the optics of the league investigation https://t.co/UkyJQueynd pic.twitter.com/hFBOH1RrTh
— Frank Madden (@fmaddenNBA) October 1, 2026

I asked AJ about his house tour and why he might need a home with 9 bathrooms.

He said he already had a house and this was just for content.

“I was just exploring mansions. Like, I didn’t intend on buying any of those houses.” https://t.co/Y6MLgu2Gz0
— Mark Selig (@MarkRSelig) September 30, 2026

someone on the Seattle subreddit asked “what is an expensive but poor quality restaurant I can recommend to an enemy?” and I think thats just a brilliant use of crowdsourcing
— gare de guerre (@garrrish) September 28, 2026

This is literally the difference between Saruman and Gandalf. Tolkien is very clear about the necessity to go out into the world and yap with strangers, preferably while smoking and drinking.

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— Andrew [Retired from Sad] (@athomashemlock.bsky.social) August 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM

New hobby is looking up things on amazon but with negative keywords pic.twitter.com/6fuIwvJmJ2
— Lunar φ (@LunarWave__) August 30, 2026

Ric Flair did that kid dirty 😂 pic.twitter.com/tJJTE2cAtT
— 90s WWE (@90sWWE) August 30, 2026

この子機転が効きすぎて凄い👍 pic.twitter.com/dER9IoBy9X
— 小粋なコント師🩵プレミアム＋ (@ao7215283078775) August 30, 2026

It's too good to not be choreographed, right?

@rewildequine #dogs #funnydog #weratedogs ♬ Pawprint on the Floor - Kitty Alcindor

*More funny posts.

I assume this cyberpunk chef is training a cooking AI (This week in AI)

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Sun, 04 Oct 2026 14:30:00 +0000

虽然知道这是为了給具身智能采集数据赚点外快补贴家用

但夜市看见这个还是太他妈赛博朋克了 pic.twitter.com/XmJc9nLxfN
— 沐安ねこ (@show5560) September 27, 2026

Turns out you can just build your own personal surveillance network and deploy it wherever you like (gift link)

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— Eryk Salvaggio (@eryk.bsky.social) October 1, 2026 at 6:37 AM

(In Utah, too. "Flock spokesperson...said the company applies for permits “where required, but permitting requirements vary by jurisdiction and are not necessary in every location.”")

1/ Another AI-generated video falsely depicting Russian 'control' north of Lyman has been publicised by disgusted Russian warbloggers. It's part of a "plague" of AI "neurocontrol" that prominent warblogger Rybar condemns as "inept, half-baked information warfare". ⬇️

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— ChrisO_wiki (@chriso-wiki.bsky.social) September 29, 2026 at 10:19 AM

I don’t think my company would let us have a slutcon
— ceej (@ceej.online) September 27, 2026 at 12:15 PM

NEW: After we published an investigation into Brown Brothers Media, a company that buys struggling news sites and turns them into AI-powered content mills, we got a tip that completely gobsmacked me: one of the brothers has extensive connections to Ghislaine Maxwell futurism.com/artificial-i...

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— jon christian (@jonchristian.net) September 28, 2026 at 6:19 AM

the humans who moderate chatbots say they're inundated with people trying to generate nonconsensual nudes: www.404media.co/humans-readi...

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— Jason Koebler (@jasonkoebler.bsky.social) September 28, 2026 at 6:40 AM

"We need every racist we can in the war against the Machine God" is at least kinda cosplaying someone from the Dune cinematic universe.
— Brandon Downey (@bdowney.bsky.social) September 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM

Jesus Christ https://t.co/u2MovMoVfA pic.twitter.com/dOwnBCvxw0
— Naomi Rohatyn (@omibaloney) September 27, 2026

Try the app:https://t.co/IlaawnpIWX

Code, assumptions and corrections:https://t.co/NgwdfHe4LA
— Shane Ross (@RossDynamicsLab) September 29, 2026

In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to. By @Amber_M_Neely

https://t.co/gWOqQu6vB0
— AppleInsider (@appleinsider) September 28, 2026

(*Not only had I not asked it to do that sort of thing, I never gave it permission to read my messages. In fact, I remember explicitly choosing not to let it have access to my messages")

Hi @andymstone Let's set the record straight. I wrote the article. I installed on a Mac mini that was signed into iCloud w Messages turned off. I declined access for messages, and expressly told Muse I only wanted it to prepare a daily brief. I don't love being called a liar.
— Jason Aten (@JasonAten) September 30, 2026

Here’s what my Muse app said - acting as Meta’s agent I presume :) - pic.twitter.com/emIUyT7kyY
— Rob Leathern (@robleathern) September 30, 2026

Excellent @truth.bsky.social investigation into Meta Muse’s ability to dox people, including people in at-risk communities hntrbrk.com/breaking-new...

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— Andrew Couts (@couts.bsky.social) September 29, 2026 at 6:28 AM

("Many of the accounts belonged to private individuals with no discernible public persona")

It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.

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— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) September 28, 2026 at 6:14 PM

Dots are always-on AI assistants that OpenAI says can ‘do nearly anything’ using a cloud computer and connected apps. https://t.co/UXs9zsTiwg
— The Verge (@verge) September 29, 2026

Dots not telling her to book a flight to Burbank if staying in Silver Lake is proof we're not at AGI https://t.co/AtZZ8xXDNv
— Ajay Mehta (@ajaymehta) October 1, 2026

@cbcnews Ngô Anh Tân is the CEO of a company filling Facebook feeds around the world with AI-generated fake news and clickbait. CBC's visual investigations unit and Radio-Canada's Decrypteurs tracked him down in Vietnam. Here's how. #Investigation #Vietnam #Facebook #Explainer #CBCNews ♬ original sound - CBC News

"Meta did not respond to CBC/Radio-Canada’s request for comment."

Amazon is ramping up its program to give delivery drivers smart glasses. The device captures still images constantly from the moment the driver leaves his van and walks to your door, potentially thousands per shift. You can’t opt out www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

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— Dave Lee (@davelee.me) September 30, 2026 at 4:45 AM

New: USPS is to put cameras in its trucks that continuously record. To gather data on roads, signage, and to improve "community safety," the agency tells me. The cameras are marketed to capture passing license plates too, but don't run ALPR softwarehttps://t.co/1eMb26GEit
— Joseph Cox (@josephfcox) September 30, 2026

Wow, it's true lol. If you ask the Trump administration's new stupid America.gov chatbot to "play Minecraft" it goes completely insane. Just tried it.

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— Ryan Broderick (@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social) September 30, 2026 at 9:58 AM

! www.reuters.com/business/med...

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— Kate Knibbs (@knibbs.bsky.social) September 29, 2026 at 2:26 PM

"China has expanded overseas travel restrictions for top AI professionals in private firms to include the families of key personnel, further tightening measures designed to prevent the outflow of critical know-how and information to the US." https://t.co/haiJ9oqHCG
— Bill Bishop (@niubi) September 28, 2026

Chinese AI developer Moonshot is conducting an internal review after researchers were able to persuade two of its popular Kimi models to tell them how to make biological weapons and carry out assassinations

https://t.co/AL3FW4P7Zk
— Paul Triolo (@pstAsiatech) September 30, 2026

How Google is making search terrible:

I searched "Josh Allen injury" for updates. Google pushed TWO https://t.co/83RlH6Ib5i links, some AI garbage, and a random site from India.

What I didn't get? The Athletic, ESPN, Buffalo News, https://t.co/kTPtqezl7T... pic.twitter.com/2cx6D1TlyP
— Rob Tornoe (@RobTornoe) September 30, 2026

they're frustrated that they have a lot of money but struggle to get a table at the restaurants popular among the tech/finance set in sf/ny. it's why their ideas always focus on problems that patrons supposedly have with reservations, rather than problems restaurants have https://t.co/bot0jnesKe
— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) September 29, 2026

Link: https://t.co/l12zTn0wIK
— Rob Freund (@RobertFreundLaw) September 30, 2026

Remember the Florida lawyer who was ordered to explain... WITHOUT USING AI... why she shouldn’t be sanctioned after a Florida appellate court said her filings looked like “AI slop”?

She just responded... and she's pushing back HARD...

And her argument is basically:

> “AI slop”… https://t.co/szxGPbUfJU pic.twitter.com/v0gKauefW9
— SMB Attorney (@SMB_Attorney) September 30, 2026

(A write-up of the order. Didn't read the new filing, but if the tweet is accurate, sounds like the lawyer's defense is that they're just grossly incompetent)

Police in Singapore have charged a man who is accused of posting an AI-generated image of a saltwater crocodile in a popular reservoir The fake image caused public concern, authorities allege, and the national water agency suspended its work for two days

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— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) September 29, 2026 at 8:50 AM

Police have not said if the person who reported the sighting could face possible criminal charges.

Read more: https://t.co/DnP2DIlV7S pic.twitter.com/3FoqV5bIzR
— KTLA (@KTLA) September 29, 2026

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They posted two photos but wrote, "the first photo is NOT AI"?

Full Self Hauling: Volvo moves 3 million tonnes of Earth, autonomously

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— Electrek (@electrek.co) September 28, 2026 at 5:32 AM

hate to say it but i'm kind of into the dudes who are driving a car with chatgpt www.404media.co/these-tech-w...

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— Jason Koebler (@jasonkoebler.bsky.social) September 29, 2026 at 7:25 AM

Driving Bench

I used GPT-6 Astra to break an unsolved cipher to one of Napoleon's generals that had gone unread for 217 years.

What makes this impressive isn't actually the codebreaking, but that Astra completed the entire multi-modal workflow in ~6 hours from a single image and goal.

1/6🧵 pic.twitter.com/vyiGKOsrHq
— Carter Church (@CarterWChurch) September 30, 2026

This took me <1 hour to make!

I gave Astra some reference videos, a few pictures of Finn, and a description of his personality traits.

It generated its own images and then sent to Seedance 2.5 for the video (I gave it a @fal API key).

Here's the shot board 👇 pic.twitter.com/1V7c8mMR1M
— Justine Moore (@venturetwins) September 26, 2026

whatever you say man

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— Pregame Empire (@pregameempire.bsky.social) September 25, 2026 at 9:03 PM

("This partnership creates new opportunities around cybersecurity awareness, career exploration, and storytelling")

Mike Rogers, who appears to be completely losing the plot, submitted whatever the fuck this is to the Lansing City Pulse today, instead of speaking directly to voters. #MISen pic.twitter.com/R2aS5xsZPG
— Joey Hannum (@joeyhannum) September 30, 2026

The Washpost Opinion section is mostly useless these days, outside of a couple of columnists from the old regime, and the absolute gangbuster AI summaries of reader comments.

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— Bill Grueskin (@bgrueskin.bsky.social) September 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM

Lot going on here www.azcentral.com/story/news/p...

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— Laura Bassett (@lebassett.bsky.social) September 30, 2026 at 8:39 AM

Tulsi Gabbard’s sister led Kyrsten Sinema's security detail? https://t.co/SMPH4ipKUd pic.twitter.com/QOwWUmg3cU
— Emily Mills (@sf_mills) September 30, 2026

(From 2023, "The amount Sinema has paid Gabbard's sister over the years raises questions about ethics")

I talked to the librarian at a tiny upstate NY library where the flyer for drop-in event where she'll help you remove the AI features of your phone has gone viral www.businessinsider.com/library-bye-...

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— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos.bsky.social) September 28, 2026 at 11:56 AM

Drudge really has still got it pic.twitter.com/nw1kiNnl8c
— Ben Smith (@semaforben) September 30, 2026

This is a genuine part of the trailer for the "Army of Robots" by Fedorov, Ukraine's previous Minister of Defence. https://t.co/PRyGeP9P8R pic.twitter.com/B4iRhF5ngx
— Hecateus 🇩🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦 (@Hecateon) September 26, 2026

We made it boys. California sent us a Cease and Desist for "UNSANCTIONED HUMAN VERSUS HUMANOID ROBOT CAGE FIGHT" pic.twitter.com/cw2jjl1aNV
— CIX 🦾 (@cixliv) September 30, 2026

Wait, was the footage of the fight actually real (not quite interested enough to fact check this, either)?

Incredible Salesforce ad here. Ricciardo, a man known for doubtful major career decisions, welcomes us to the Agentic Enterprise and then says, “I have no idea what that means.“ youtu.be/o6vJ5LLv4q8?...

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— Rob Zacny (@robzacny.bsky.social) September 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM

spotted Barnes & Noble, Union sq pic.twitter.com/AVWgZZ2wue
— Edmund Lee 🐿️ 🗞️ (@edmundlee) October 1, 2026

Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Sat, 03 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

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Breakroom Chronicles:

From breakroom banter to viral moments, Breakroom Chronicles celebrates the humor, music, and memories that make every workplace unique. Created by Esha and brought to life alongside creative partner Melly, it's a place where coworkers become friends, everyday moments become stories, and the 9-to-5 gets the respect—and the roast—it deserves.

One of the Russian Shaheds downed over Ukraine has ended up as decoration in a local supermarket. pic.twitter.com/8eFlkZKntx
— Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 (@bayraktar_1love) September 26, 2026

A bizarre black market is emerging in Iran: war trophy collectors are searching for external fuel tanks jettisoned by Israeli F-16I Sufa fighter jets. The tanks were jettisoned over the mountains of western Iran during SAM evasion maneuvers. pic.twitter.com/zccK9YhpBG
— Babak Taghvaee - The Crisis Watch (@BabakTaghvaee1) September 26, 2026

A judge refused to kick two jurors off a death penalty case. So prosecutors secretly had detectives run them through a confidential FBI database — without telling the court. This is Day 3 of Jurors / Investigated, a special 10-day ABC15 series where we go directly to jurors to… pic.twitter.com/dWvllUAkSF
— ABC15 Arizona (@abc15) September 30, 2026

("Arizona is the only state in the country that does not allow peremptory strikes, which allow lawyers to remove jurors without stating a reason" (per the article, the prosecutor couldn't think of a good reason to kick the jurors so ran a background search to go fishing))

increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
— joe (@shariauncle.bsky.social) September 28, 2026 at 3:28 PM

The Los Angeles Mall was supposed to be the modern commercial center of L.A.

Instead, it’s one of the greatest urban planning miscalculations in Los Angeles history.

Let’s get into it! pic.twitter.com/nlI12dWrXZ
— L.A. in a Minute (@LaInaMinute) September 23, 2026

(The sunken mall. Used to have a bookstore and a Bob's Big Boy)

If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
— cmrn knzlmn (@ckunzelman.bsky.social) September 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM

I assume this thread is quite long by the time this posts

The Big Ten had about all it could ask for with three over-the-air partners — Fox, CBS, NBC — and still, the SEC has ridiculously widened its gap over any other conference. Not even in the same hemisphere anymore.
— Braylon Breeze (@Braylon_Breeze) September 30, 2026

Not in my article, but so much of this is due to an expansion chess match that was really Fox vs. ESPN than it was the Big Ten vs. SEC.

Fox whispered in the ear for Rutgers and Maryland with BTN carriage in mind.

They should have pulled the trigger on Missouri instead of… https://t.co/sxWUat3oSl
— Ben Koo (@bkoo) October 1, 2026

Why watch a meaningless game between two teams made up of second-tier mercenaries just passing through?

The visiting locker room at the new Ryan Field is pretty nice compared to other venues.

But students, all of whom are directly above it (and forced to stand the entire game), can do this: https://t.co/zbHvNtBgvA pic.twitter.com/HY23r8Yr0R
— Kamran Nia (@kamran_nia) September 30, 2026

This like when Nike signed Jordan https://t.co/FNkzw0czm6
— Marlon (@ItsRaineyDoe) September 29, 2026

The comments are full of “Hur, this is why he couldn’t win playoff games,” and they’ve 100% got that backwards. A man with this level of attention to detail, inventiveness, and determination is the reason Pittsburgh won as much as it did. https://t.co/jQi5RPFP6X
— David Gladow (@davegladow) October 1, 2026

IM SEEING A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THEY WANNA LIVE IN MIKE TOMLIN'S MINECRAFT CITY. WHAT IM NOT SEEING IS ANYONE ASKING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VILLAGERS THAT *USED* TO LIVE THERE.
— Mayce Tomlin (@maycetomlin) October 1, 2026

(His son)

i never considered that you used to have to send a letter to the newspaper to make this sort of tweet https://t.co/GDG737Z3nS
— Amelia™ (@RealiaAmelia) September 25, 2026

私が小学生のときの日記が出てきて「お母さんと一緒に寝ると安心する」とか「お母さんが作ってくれたプリンが美味しかった」と書いてあってほっこりしたら次のページに「クラスに殺したいやつが4人いる」と書いてあって激アツ。
— 無 (@muri112233) August 28, 2026

met a guy at a party tn and as i was leaving he asked if he could stay in touch and i was like yeah sure and then he pulls up the goodreads app
— arshia (@arshia__) August 29, 2026

i'm in a niche group of people on instagram who only gets forklift ads and we all comment " Love this " on every single ad we see i have started recognizing people in comment sections because of how often i do this pic.twitter.com/afJHQ5OdXZ
— lesbian toby fox (@oncelertwt) August 29, 2026

México Mágico jajajajajajajajaja alv pic.twitter.com/r8a8jQ65MA
— Tu Boing Favorito (@MameShitPst) August 28, 2026

@giantsbythesea Baby Leonberger 🥹 His 70lb body does not match his 4.5 month old puppy brain 🧠 #cutepuppy #puppyplay #leonberger #leonbergerpuppy #gentlegiant ♬ New Soul - Yael Naim

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These repainted Star Wars Black faces reveal the terrific sculpted likenesses hiding under terrible paintjobs

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Sat, 03 Oct 2026 13:00:00 +0000

【WIP BAD BATCH ECHO 】
ヘッドはこんな感じになりました
次はアーマーの汚しですね pic.twitter.com/FcYVsa0Tua
— chewie! (@chewie1539) September 22, 2026

#SWなんでお前のSW見せてくれ pic.twitter.com/MVdNvjB3XU
— chewie! (@chewie1539) September 19, 2026

Today's news and jokes

noreply@blogger.com (John) — Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:00:00 +0000

‘Trinity Rodman’s boyfriend’

I see you, graphics op. #nwsl #uswnt 🎾 ⚽️ pic.twitter.com/jNrQw4zMQ4
— Sebastian Salazar (@SebiSalazarFUT) September 26, 2026

This supports the theory (sorry I forget who I saw posit it first) that the day and time was the issue, not the name: His staff checked NBA and men's basketball and the Hawks game was the only one playing that evening; they didn't think to check women's basketball. https://t.co/o4a5th737I
— Paul McLeod (@pdmcleod) October 1, 2026

This only confirms my theory that there was no hawks hawkeyes confusion at all — they just saw reference to a basketball game and googled the date https://t.co/jt36hvpCm8
— Andrew Kaczynski (@KFILE) October 1, 2026

https://t.co/GI1AYHl3Nw
— Hector Becerra (@hbecerraLATimes) September 30, 2026

(A common story, I suspect, of a few adults seizing control of the board and gradually hollowing out the little league and replacing it with pay to play they benefit from--because normal people just don't have the time or motivation to oversee the league)

NEW: Tipster pointed out that Coors Distributing Co. cut the ribbon on a massive new warehouse expansion just weeks before both Constellation Brands (Modelo, etc.) and Mark Anthony Group (White Claw, etc.) announce plans to terminate the wholesaler. A brutal bit of bad timing.

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— Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) September 30, 2026 at 8:09 AM

A write-up

Markwayne Mullin is clutching a stress ball while answering questions from reporters pic.twitter.com/KI1fU1Fr4R
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 30, 2026

https://t.co/m5kEOxbPpH
— Katie Strang (@KatieJStrang) September 30, 2026

This is happening everywhere. In Bibury, villagers talk about tourists "mistaking them for actors in a living theme park." What to do? Increase the entry fee until the tourists go away? Easier said than done, and even if it worked, many people shy away from the idea that only the rich should visit.

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— Adrian Hon (@adrianhon.bsky.social) September 25, 2026 at 8:14 AM

People will say it's easy to stand on business when you've got Wemby money, but Lebron has Lebron money and still did a sports betting deal with Polymarket (as did Eli Manning, Derek Jeter, Sue Bird, etc) https://t.co/eupdQIyXcI
— Michele Steele (@MicheleSteele) October 1, 2026

San Diego State is dealing with a case of the mumps. San Diego County Public Health Series had confirmed 14 cases and that the outbreak remained within a single athletic team at the school. SDSU with a lengthy injury report for game against Texas State. https://t.co/sHXNE6BywB
— Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel) October 1, 2026

(I saw a much higher estimate. Are they all antivaxxers?)

"I'm gonna say this, I probably shouldn't: nine of my players make more than my assistants. And the other three make more than all my staff, and we are not one of the highest payers..."

John Calipari continuing his support for Protect College Sports Act while dishing out some… pic.twitter.com/pwUJVhAy20
— Pig Trail Nation (@PigTrailNation) October 1, 2026

The giants have assembled the funniest QB room of all time pic.twitter.com/PYiZs6cZpR
— unoffical cia operator (@DylanTop5) September 28, 2026

Trickle-down WAGonomics:

Allison Kaye, the go-to makeup artist for professional athletes’ wives and girlfriends, is heading to campuses to glam college football WAGS this fall

She's been to Ohio State & Penn State so far, and is prioritzing "schools with huge fan bases" as she…
— Ellyn Briggs (@EllynBriggs) September 29, 2026

What if Tom Cruise is in some sort of BREWSTER’S MILLIONS type scenario where he has to lose Warner Bros enough money before the end of the week to derail the Paramount merger
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) October 1, 2026

https://t.co/jhfKitkHXk
Category fraud. No reason why this couldn't be considered in the drama category. Better yet, create an actual horror category and respect
— Candice Frederick (@ReelTalker) October 1, 2026

he turned it to her so quick his ass was not saying that 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/SpxB6JxeNI
— mads (@lngdonmads) September 30, 2026

A "meta-theatrical tragicomedy"

Chartreuse Burtons

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— General Boles (@generalboles.bsky.social) August 28, 2026 at 11:31 AM

The pain of the unimportant child reading his father’s Wikipedia page. pic.twitter.com/UytPDBwzgY
— Lucius Winslow (@Lucius_Winslow) August 27, 2026

早速の匂い付け
可愛過ぎる♥ pic.twitter.com/28YIxVbLid
— るぴしあ (@LUPICIAKAPIBARA) August 26, 2026

River otters with duckweed mustaches. pic.twitter.com/Ro1kKMiovg
— XANDER GEOGRAPHIC 🏕️ (@actionxander) August 28, 2026

@pam_tends_to
Louie’s ears have fully hatched 🤪 and he’s available to adopt at the Everett Animal Shelter in Everett, WA! 🗣️UPDATE: ADOPTED 🎉
♬ original sound - Pam Tends To

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