tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87780945050825925852024-11-06T03:07:55.369+00:00eMail marketing, affiliate marketing ... in fact, any kind of internet marketing needs carefully-crafted headlines. Whether they're on sales pages or email subject lines, if those headlines don't make readers want to read the sales copy below, they have failed. Here's a daily collection of successes and failures for you to study - as well as seeing which affiliate's promoting whose products.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger153125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8778094505082592585.post-69414877758208092912009-11-25T13:57:00.001+00:002009-11-26T11:11:03.248+00:00

Sshhh ... c'mere, but be quiet. Now, if you look through that great big plate glass window (it might take your eyes a second or two to get used to those bright lights) you'll see a team of highly-skilled Bloctors and Blurgeons carrying out A Very Difficult Operation. They're in the long, slow process of separating conjoined Blogs. The blogs in question are the Subject Line

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September 7th: Today's award we can't help giving? It's the "Cruellest Thing You Could Say To Any Man" trophy. To find out why, scroll on down to "Internet Marketing", below. Apart from that, welcome to the serious side of subject lines. We're all still working on making

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September 6th: Today's award? It's the "OMG! I Only Paid A Couple Of Bucks For It At A Garage Sale!" trophy. To find out why, scroll on down to "Manifestation", below. Apart from that, welcome to the serious side of subject lines. We're all still working on making the

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September 5th: Today's award we can't help giving? It's the "Some Like It Hot, Others Just Like Spanking" trophy. To find out why, scroll on down to "Internet Marketing", below. Apart from that, welcome to the serious side of subject lines. We're all still working on

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September 4th: Today's award we can't help giving? It's the "Why I Got Thrown Out Of Pittsburgh Zoo" trophy. To find out why, scroll on down to "Health and EFT", below. Apart from that, welcome to the serious side of subject lines. We're all still working on making the

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August 30th: Oh, FAQ. Oh, FAQ. Oh, FAQ FAQ FAQitty-FAQ-FAQ-FAQ. Again, I have no idea what Santa's done here. I gave him one last chance, and he blew it. But ... I don't want Santa to leave because he mixes up a mean Long Island Iced Tea. And he doesn't want to go because it's nice and warm here. So he says. Me, I think it's got

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August 29th: Oh, FAQ. I have no idea what Santa's done here. I'm so sorry. One last chance for him, and that's it. var bt_counter_type=1; var bt_project_id=26541;  

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August 28th: Like yesterday, things are definitely going downhill here. Stands to reason, really - the butler's a great butler (and a crack shot with an AK47 now, too): he can keep all those perfect Russian wives in order - OK, we're talking alphabetical here, but it's better than nothing - and knows which

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August 27th: Ah. Yes. We definitely need some TechnoElves, judging from what The Great Santa's done below. Just goes to show that even though it's nice when someone else does it for you, if you want something done properly you've got to do it yourself. Never mind - we've got

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August 26th: Houston, we have a problem. Not surprising, considering our trainee butler / email wallah is much more interested in all those perfect Russian wives than his new position. But hey - after hundreds of years specializing in transport and delivery, it's bound to be a bit of a quantum leap for ol'

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August 23rd : For the subject line that wins today's "That's What They Said Last Time This Happened" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's Who

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August 21st: For the subject line that wins today's "What? Flat On My Back?"award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's Who of Internet Marketing -

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August 20th: For the subject line that wins today's "Whaddya Mean, Avoid? They're What The Internet's All About!" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's

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August 19th: For the subject line that wins today's "Tuna Fish Riffstarter" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, enjoy the rest of "Best Of The Rest" immediately afterwards. Plus there's a Who's Who of Internet Marketing - as well as

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August 18th: For the subject line that wins today's "I Will Work For You All Day Every Day 365 Days A Year - For Nothing!" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus

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August 17th: For the subject line that wins today's "How Long Before My Face Clears Up Completely?" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's Who

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August 16th : For the subject line that wins today's "What Happens When You Take Too Much Viagra In Japan?" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's Who of

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August 15th : For the subject line that wins today's "What Happened Just Before Your Amazing Weekend With A Zen Mistress?" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus

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August 14th: For the subject line that wins today's "Yes, It Must've Fallen Out Of The Grocery Bag Coz It's Been Rotting In The Trunk All Week" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog..

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