Subject Line Sandbox

2009-11-25T13:57:00.001Z

Sshhh ... c'mere, but be quiet. Now, if you look through that great big plate glass window (it might take your eyes a second or two to get used to those bright lights) you'll see a team of highly-skilled Bloctors and Blurgeons carrying out A Very Difficult Operation. They're in the long, slow process of separating conjoined Blogs. The blogs in question are the Subject Line

2009-11-24T13:11:00.003Z

2009-09-08T23:59:00.001+01:00

September 8th: Today's award we can't help giving? It's the "Of Course You Can, But Not In Coins, Please" trophy. To find out why, scroll on down to "Marketing Strategies", below Apart from that, welcome to the serious side of subject lines. We're all still working on making the Subject

2009-09-07T23:58:00.001+01:00

September 7th: Today's award we can't help giving? It's the "Cruellest Thing You Could Say To Any Man" trophy. To find out why, scroll on down to "Internet Marketing", below. Apart from that, welcome to the serious side of subject lines. We're all still working on making the Subject

2009-09-06T23:57:00.002+01:00

September 6th: Today's award? It's the "OMG! I Only Paid A Couple Of Bucks For It At A Garage Sale!" trophy. To find out why, scroll on down to "Manifestation", below. Apart from that, welcome to the serious side of subject lines. We're all still working on making the Subject

2009-09-05T23:59:00.002+01:00

September 5th: Today's award we can't help giving? It's the "Some Like It Hot, Others Just Like Spanking" trophy. To find out why, scroll on down to "Internet Marketing", below. Apart from that, welcome to the serious side of subject lines. We're all still working on making the Subject

2009-09-04T23:59:00.001+01:00

September 4th: Today's award we can't help giving? It's the "Why I Got Thrown Out Of Pittsburgh Zoo" trophy. To find out why, scroll on down to "Health and EFT", below. Apart from that, welcome to the serious side of subject lines. We're all still working on making the Subject

2009-09-03T23:59:00.001+01:00

September 3rd: Today's award we can't help giving? It's the "If Above Means On Top Of, Count Me In" trophy. To see why we're awarding it, scroll down to "Wealth Creation" below. We're all still working on making the Subject Line Sandbox website as serious as it should be ... ...

2009-09-02T23:59:00.000+01:00

September 2nd: Welcome to the serious side of subject lines. You can find the not-so-serious side of them at the Subject Line Sandpit. We're all still working on making the Subject Line Sandbox website as serious as it should be ... ... and still serious about making the Sandpit

2009-09-01T23:59:00.006+01:00

September 1st: Right - this is how it's going to be from here on in: This blog is now officially the Sandbox, where students of the art and science of SubjectLineOlogy can drop by to see who's trying to get us to open their emails, and how ... ... while everybody else who just wants a little daily dose of

2009-08-30T23:59:00.000+01:00

August 30th: Oh, FAQ. Oh, FAQ. Oh, FAQ FAQ FAQitty-FAQ-FAQ-FAQ. Again, I have no idea what Santa's done here. I gave him one last chance, and he blew it. But ... I don't want Santa to leave because he mixes up a mean Long Island Iced Tea. And he doesn't want to go because it's nice and warm here. So he says. Me, I think it's got

2009-08-29T23:59:00.001+01:00

August 29th: Oh, FAQ. I have no idea what Santa's done here. I'm so sorry. One last chance for him, and that's it. var bt_counter_type=1; var bt_project_id=26541;

2009-08-28T23:59:00.001+01:00

August 28th: Like yesterday, things are definitely going downhill here. Stands to reason, really - the butler's a great butler (and a crack shot with an AK47 now, too): he can keep all those perfect Russian wives in order - OK, we're talking alphabetical here, but it's better than nothing - and knows which

2009-08-27T22:05:00.003+01:00

August 27th: Ah. Yes. We definitely need some TechnoElves, judging from what The Great Santa's done below. Just goes to show that even though it's nice when someone else does it for you, if you want something done properly you've got to do it yourself. Never mind - we've got

2009-08-26T21:54:00.000+01:00

August 26th: Houston, we have a problem. Not surprising, considering our trainee butler / email wallah is much more interested in all those perfect Russian wives than his new position. But hey - after hundreds of years specializing in transport and delivery, it's bound to be a bit of a quantum leap for ol'

2009-08-25T23:59:00.000+01:00

August 25th For the subject line that wins today's "The Most Appropriate Thing To Say When I'm Standing On The Very Uppermost Bit Of A Rapidly Sinking Titanic ... " award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog..

2009-08-24T23:59:00.002+01:00

August 24th: For the subject line that wins today's "Because I'm Two Hundred And Sixty FAQ-ing Four, That's Why" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's Who of

2009-08-23T23:59:00.002+01:00

August 23rd : For the subject line that wins today's "That's What They Said Last Time This Happened" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's Who of Internet

2009-08-22T14:49:00.001+01:00

August 22nd: For the subject line that wins today's "Yes Please. (Well, It's So Much Nicer Than Doing It Yourself, Isn't It?)" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's Who of

2009-08-21T23:59:00.001+01:00

August 21st: For the subject line that wins today's "What? Flat On My Back?"award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's Who of Internet Marketing - as well as a whole

2009-08-20T23:59:00.000+01:00

August 20th: For the subject line that wins today's "Whaddya Mean, Avoid? They're What The Internet's All About!" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's Who of Internet

2009-08-19T23:59:00.002+01:00

August 19th: For the subject line that wins today's "Tuna Fish Riffstarter" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, enjoy the rest of "Best Of The Rest" immediately afterwards. Plus there's a Who's Who of Internet Marketing - as well as a whole lot more

2009-08-18T23:59:00.000+01:00

August 18th: For the subject line that wins today's "I Will Work For You All Day Every Day 365 Days A Year - For Nothing!" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's

2009-08-17T23:59:00.001+01:00

August 17th: For the subject line that wins today's "How Long Before My Face Clears Up Completely?" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's Who of Internet

2009-08-16T23:59:00.017+01:00

August 16th : For the subject line that wins today's "What Happens When You Take Too Much Viagra In Japan?" award, click here. And for more surreal subject line silliness, then scroll down to "Best Of The Rest" down at the end of this blog.. Plus there's a Who's Who of Internet Marketing -