Here is the list in no particular order.

ShitMyDadSays – @shitmydadsays

Bio: I’m 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.

• “See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I’m thinking; How can I give less of shit? That’s why I look interested.”
• “Invite them. A wedding is a loaded gun. Don’t be the asshole staring down the barrel asking which button makes the boom noise.”
• “Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit.”

Al Yankovic – @alyankovic

Bio: You know… the Eat It guy.

• Congrats to Aaron Paul on his Emmy win tonight! Still think THIS is his best role, though: http://bit.ly/cGBkRf
• Trying to decide on the next family pet… cockapoo or sharktopus?
• Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Had no idea there were so many dust bunnies under there.

Alan Carr – @alancarr

Bio: Stand up comedian and tv presenter

• Thanks for asking but cant go to manchester pride as i have to work *picks up broom and starts sweeping sadly, a la Cinderella*
• Mind you, wouldnt it be scarier to release Michelle Bass into the BB house?
• That tenalady was a godsend!

Bo Burnham – @boburnham

Bio: i’m just a humble kid with possibly the funniest album to ever be in stores ever.

• @thecomicscomic thanks Sean!
• @ChrisStorer let’s have something that feels like a sleepover
• @SmoshIan you were never there for me!!!

Jimmy Carr – @jimmycarr

Bio: Jimmy Carr. Literally the biggest face on television.

• RT @thanosguinnes: did you audition for X Factor?? http://twitpic.com/2jg0t0 Yes, MJ is just a pale imitation of the man he used to be.
• RT @thanosguinnes: @jimmycarr did you audition on X Factor?? http://twitpic.com/2jg0t0
• I just saw Nick Helm ‘Hold on to the Gold’. My mind was blown. http://tweetphoto.com/42174948

Stephen Colbert – @stephencolbert

Account has been removed.

FakeAPStylebook – @fakeapstylebook

Bio: Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.

• citizen journalism – a good way to save $25,000 on an editor for the online edition.
• Officially, we do not quote anonymous sources. Unofficially, no one can prove we didn’t interview Fergus McGoolidangle.
• Since addicts need reminding: Our mug sale (15% off with code “BTSRULE5MUGS”) ends Sunday. http://www.zazzle.com/thebureauchiefs*

Jelisa Castrodale – @gordonshumway

Bio: I’ve learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.

• I named my fantasy team Eat Prey, Love. The mascot is Julia Roberts devouring Javier Bardem with all seven rows of her razor sharp teeth.
• Just pulled a withered old cucumber out of the vegetable drawer. All of a sudden, I feel overwhelming sympathy for Larry King’s wife.
• Just saw a guy leaving Costco with four pounds of FiberCon & a forty pack of Trojans. Someone doesn’t plan on wearing pants this weekend.

People of Walmart – @peopleofwalmart

• #1 Grandpa… http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=16604
• Chin Straps McGhee… http://fb.me/GRTUJzyn
• I Pinch… http://fb.me/zdcSlLgX

Tim Siedell – @badbanana

Bio: Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

• You can change a lightbulb. You can even change brands of lightbulbs. But you can’t change the fact this tweet went nowhere.
• Just once I’d like to see these young vampires show a little respect and put on a freaking cape.
• And that’s the last time I teach a cat how to operate a flamethrower.

Hobo Jones – @hobojones

Bio: I live in a wheelbarrow!

• At the Tumblr party drunk as a string bean in a corn husk. Beans!
• Holy moly! I jus’ saw m’self in a puddle reflection… I’m a handsome man. I jus’ need t’ git m’ boils drained!
• Tryin’ to git m’ hobo friends t’ sign a petition to nationalize hobo healthcare.

Father Kelly – @fatherkelly

Bio: Disgruntled Catholic Priest. Seemed like a wise career choice at the time.

• If I were a doctor I’d mess with patients. I’d make them wear that dunce cap looking thing dogs wear. You know..that big fucking cone thing?
• Note to self: Do that quick neck move that the chick in The Last Exorcism does on Sunday everytime congregation says, “Amen.”
• For the Latin Mass this morning I read an entire side of a Men Without Hats album in Latin. Nobody noticed.

Well I hope you liked the list, one thing is easy to see. It’s hard to be funny on twitter all the time.

An easy to read listing of all the rewards avaible in the UK for foursquare:

Birmingham

• Urban Coffee Company – B3 2
  Mayor: 1 Free coffee per week for the Mayor!

Brighton

• The Druids – BN1 4SD
  Anyone: No offers at present

Bristol

• The River Grille Restaurant – BS1 4QF
  Anyone: Checkin in on Foursquare to The River Grille and receive 20% off the a la Carte menu. Please let your server know before you order!
• The Bristol Hotel – BS1 4QF
  Anyone: Checkin to Foursquare to the Bristol Hotel and receive 20% off a la Carte menu in the River Grille. Please let your server know before you order!

London

• Bea’s of Bloomsbury – WC1X 8NW
  Mayor: Whoever is the mayor of Bea’s of Bloomsbury gets a free cupcake!
• Bou Tea – WC2E 7DD
  Mayor: Mayor drinks for free!
  Anyone: Check in before 10am, and receive a free pastry with any drink purchase.
• Debenhams Oxford Street – W1C 1JG
  Mayor: Free coffee in the Debenhams Cafe!
  Anyone: Check into Debenhams Oxford Street on a Friday and get a free coffee.
• Dorset Square – NW1 6QN
  Anyone: Free glass of prosecco for every 1st check in!
• Dose Espresso – EC1A 9EJ
  Mayor: Friday is Free Coffee day for the Mayor!
  Anyone: Check-in on Foursquare and receive a free coffee with any food purchase of at least £5
• Galvin at Windows – W1K 1BE
  Mayor: Anyone who becomes the mayor will get a complimentary bottle of champagne for their birthday as well as a window table overlooking the city from our bar.
• Hummus Bros. – W1F 0TJ
  Mayor: Mayor is king at Hummus Bros! Check-in, show that you’re mayor, and share the wealth with 2-for-1 on main courses for you & a friend.
• Kaffeine – W1W 7QJ
  Mayor: The mayor of kaffeine is welcome to a complimentary double ristretto for each visit when you come in and say to us, ‘I’m the mayor and this cafe is not big enough for two of us’!
• LivingWell Docklands – SE16 5HW
  Mayor: Show that you’re the Mayor of Carrabba’s and enjoy a complimentary dessert with the purchase of an entrée. Grazie!
• Nincomsoup – EC1Y 1BE
  Mayor: 25% Off for the Mayor!
• Paul A Young Fine Chocolates – EC3V 3LP | Paul A Young Fine Chocolates – N1 8EA
  Anyone: Show the store you’ve checked in on Foursquare and get free award winning chocolate truffles. Best in the U.K.!
• Watershed – SW19+1SD
  Mayor: The Mayor on each night gets a bottle of Codorniu Rose free.
  Anyone: Any Friday & Saturday in February – 11pm to 1am Check in using foursquare when you get to the door at The Watershed – show us – get in free.

This post is out of date.

Doing a quick search I found this site which is pretty good at finding rewards/specials.

In the next few days I will be writing a version for PunBB 1.2.* & FluxBB 1.2.* / 1.4.*.

Modification Title: Last post subject on Index
Modification Version: 1.6
Works on PunBB: 1.3.*
Release date: 07 / 04 / 2010
Description:
This will add the subject of the last post under the ‘last post’ column on the index page.
Also adds link to profile of the poster in last post column (both index.php and viewforum.php).

Affected hooks:

• index.php (in_qr_get_cats_and_forums & in_row_pre_display)
• viewforum.php (vf_qr_get_topics & vf_row_pre_display)
• admin (aop_start, aop_features_validation & aop_features_general_fieldset_end)

Additional Files:

• admin/subject_index.php
• lang/English/subject_index.php

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Download

Last post subject on Index 1.6

Version: 1.0 (05/02/08)
Version: 1.2 (09/02/08)
Version: 1.3 (09/02/08)
Version: 1.4 (10/02/08)
Version: 1.5 (25/02/08)
Version: 1.51 (07/04/10)
Version: 1.6 (14/04/10)

Modification Title: Simple Attendance
Modification Version: 1.2
Works on FluxBB: 1.2.* / 1.4.*
Works on PunBB: 1.2.*
Release date: 06 / 04 / 2010
Description: Adds a very simple attendance function to PunBB / FluxBB
Affected files:

• post.php
• edit.php
• viewtopic.php
• lang/English/post.php
• lang/English/topic.php

Additional Files:

• post_event.php

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Version 1.0 (06/04/10)
Version 1.1 (07/04/10)
Version 1.2 (08/04/10)

Changelog

• Updated readme so that it makes sense for all versions (FluxBB 1.2.*, FluxBB 1.4.* & PunBB 1.2.*)
• Changed it so only admin and moderators can post an event (is_admmod)
• Tweaked ‘available / not available’ button on Flux/Pun 1.2.* version
• Kill the orphans, added line to delete.php to remove event info when delete topic – http://fluxbb.org/forums/post/30379/#p30379
• If you delete a user, you will now have the option to remove his events
• Fixed problem where you can sneakily submit your availability more than once – http://fluxbb.org/forums/post/30373/#p30373

Download

Simple Attendance 1.2

13th Sept

• iPhone App : LimeChat - IRC Client – http://bit.ly/limechat : It works but not keeping you logged in is an issue for me. £3
• iPhone Game : Zuigen - http://bit.ly/zuigen : Great little game, nothing special in the graphics department. 59p would be better than £1.20
• iPhone Game : Laser Core – http://bit.ly/lasercore : Found it poor to be honest. If it was free then I would say download. Not at 59p tho.
• iPhone Game : Games That Blow : Blow the mic and that is it. But the thing is, it works. Well a little. Worth 59p… No comment!
• iPhone App : What The Font – http://bit.ly/easyfont : Take a picture of some text then this app will tell you what text. Not perfect but FREE.

6th Sept

• iPhone Game : Need For Speed Undercover – http://bit.ly/nfsundercover : Driving games & iPhone UI I thought would fail, I thought wrong. £3
• iPhone App : Geocaching - http://bit.ly/Geocaching : Real life treasure hunting, OK maybe not.But if you like that sort of thing.Bargain £6
• iPhone Game : Suppression - http://bit.ly/Suppression : Complete crap and at £1.19 I would stay well clear of this one
• iPhone App : Guitar Tool – http://bit.ly/GuitarToolKit : Try buying a nice tuner for £5.99, now add the fretboard, metronome and more : Buy
• iPhone Game : Boxed In – http://bit.ly/Boxed-In : It wont last long. Controls annoying. But still a great game. Free : Buy

30th August

The 5 below I didn’t tweet links to the games home page, but I have added them on here.

• iPhone App : Twitterific : Currently the best Twitter client for the iPhone. £2.39 is steep but they also do Free version. : I would buy. – http://twitterrific.com/
• iPhone Game : Draw Race : You will not find a better multi-player game, no seriously it’s one of the best. At 59p it’s a steal : I would buy. – http://www.drawrace.com/
• iPhone Game : Steppin : A Great game with quality graphics and fun game play. Also free! : Download it now, it’s free. – http://iphone.ustwo.co.uk/iphone/games/steppinfull/
• iPhone game : Ragdoll Blaster : Its great and simple (well most levels), but should be priced at 59p not £1.19 : I would buy. – http://www.backflipstudios.com/ragdollblaster/
• IPhone Game : Adrenaline : Game is ok, many levels. Not worth 59p. : I would NOT buy.

The bill for repair is around £2000, which is good because I will be getting £2000 exactly from my insurance company (E-Sure). I had to fight for a good month to get the money because they was trying to give me £1400 to start with and I was having none of it. It didn’t help that the person who crashed into me was insured with the same company.

Anyway I have the car back and £2000 is on route to me so repairs will be coming soon.

Update: May 2010
I have now sold the car to someone looking to get it back on the road.

Review

This is a great little iPhone app that will no doubt bring thousands of people hours and hours of fun.

It lets you take a picture with your camera or use an image from your camera roll, then turn specific parts colour and the rest B&W. Check out the images below to get the general idea of what to do (it’s pretty easy).
I will twitter out more images for at least a week with the #colorsplash hash tag. After that I will probably get bored of it.

Screenshots

The result is

More Examples

Thanks from left to right (@edd_curtis, @dirrtyxx, @meganmccallon)

You can find lots more examples by clicking the link below.
http://search.twitter.com/search?q=ColorSplash+Twitpic

Price

£1.19

Buy it

If this was 59p I would say snap it up straight away, at £1.19 I would say think twice before purchasing it. It’s a decent app but if you watch what you buy it might not be worth the £1+ pricing. That said I will no doubt be twittering a few ColorSplashed pics over the next couple of weeks.

• Front Discs + Pads
• Rear Discs + Pads
• Half an exhaust, the back part + New exhaust brackets
• Service Stuff (Oil, Oil/Fuel and Filter, Spark Plugs)
• Temp Thermostat

Total: £340 (not including labour)

The car is with my brother at the moment so will take better pictures when it returns.

Update: 27th May 09 – The car was smashed by some idiot pulling out of a turning.

• Celebrity (11)
• Tech (10)
• Information (7)
• Funny (7)
• Mine (6)

If you have been around Twitter for a while then you probably have come across some of these at some point, not a reason to skip it though.

Celebrity

• @stephenfry – Stephen Fry (Holding is own in the twitter arena against the americans)
• @skinnermike – Mike Skinner (aka The Streets)
• @chrisdjmoyles – Chris Moyles (Radio 1 DJ)
• @schofe – Philip Schofield (This Morning ITV1)
• @wossy – Jonathan Ross (Film 09, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross)
• @britneyspears – Britney Spears (Duh!)
• @mchammer – MC Hammer (Duh!)
• @williamshatner – William Shatner (TJ Hooker ha ha!)
• @willcarling – Will Carling (Ex-Rugby Player)
• @jimmyfallon – Jimmy Fallon (Comedian, Actor and Musician)
• @lancearmstrong – Lance Armstrong (7-time Tour de France winner)
• @snoopdogg – Snoop Dogg (Duh!)

Tech

• @kevinrose – Kevin Rose (DIGG Founder)
• @mashable – Pete Cashmore (Mashable Owner)
• @garyvee – Gary Vaynerchuk (Wine Library TV)
• @problogger – Darren Rowse (ProBlogger, TwiTip)
• @jquery – JQuery
• @scobleizer – Robert Scoble
• @ev – Evan Williams (Twitter CEO)
• @guykawasaki – Guy Kawasaki (Online Magazine Editor)
• @fforward – (technology | art | science | design)
• @veronica – (Host of Tekzill)

Information

• @mayoroflondon – Boris Johnson (Mayor Of London)
• @wldaily – Wine Library (Wine Library’s Daily Offerings)
• @sonyplaystation – Sony Playstation
• @wordpress – WordPress
• @delloutlet – Dell (Official Refurbished Dell computers & electronics) – They have many accounts so check out www.dell.com/twitter.
• @algore – Al Gore (I put it under information because any post he does make is more about climate. Which is good.
• @tinybuddha – Tiny Buddha (Quotes from the wise)

Funny (All Fake)

• @borat – Borat
• @michaelbay – Michael Bay (Fake but occasionally funny)
• @chucknorris_ – Chuck Norris
• @williamshatner2 – William Shatner
• @jackbauer – Jack Bauer
• @thecopresident – George Bush
• @montanathedog – @alexalbrecht Dog (He doesn’t get to the computer much though)

Mine

This is a few selected users from the 160+ people I follow. I tried to keep it to people with less than 5000 followers because 5000+ generally will go in the categories above.

• @diggnationfans – Diggnation Beers (Weekly updates on the drinks consumed on Diggnation)
• @rogieking – Rogie King (Komodo Media – Just check out his site – It’s awesome)
• @melkirk – Mel Kirk (Random Girl, sorry Mel)
• @asrisjon – Jonathan (AppStoreReviewer – Reviews iPhone apps and games)
• @james_brooks – James Brooks (Always on Twitter – Not sure what he does lol)
• @randaclay – Randaclay (Freelance Designer)

Links

• @stevenbullen – Me on Twitter
• 25 Celebrity Twitter Users

First delivery – Hotpoint Fridge Freezer

We did spend a good few weeks visiting every store we could find to look for the right freezer. Height, Space, Fridge and Freezer share and more they was all deciding factors.

Once we had a few model numbers, I decided to check them out on google. This made me decide that the Hotpoint was the best choice.

I have now had the fridge freezer for about 2 weeks and very happy with it. Compared to the last one we had it’s a god send. Probably to do with the damn loud buzzing noise it would give off all night.

Argos – www.argos.co.uk

Second delivery – Prestige Cooker (E60D0)

Well we have had the cooker for less than a week and already you can see the difference in cooking times. Not to mention how quick the hob can heat up.

This one does have a negative point though and that is cleaning. Because of the material used it looks like it’s dirty all the time, even when you clean it you can see the smears on it.

Laskys – www.laskys.com

Final Delivery – Kenwood dishwasher (KDW8ST2A)

We have only had this for a couple of days but no complaints so far. One little minor issue that 99% of dishwashers have these days… Plastic runners. Argh! I swear I could not find one dishwasher in all the stores that had metal runners.

Currys – www.currys.co.uk

Overall it’s been a good couple of weeks. I got my new TV delivered a couple of weeks ago and now some new kitchen toys.