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Winehouse, Ramsay and Lord Gobshot have Cosmetic Surgery

Lord Gobshot — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:33:00 +0000

Amy Winehouse and her Tits Amy Winehouse has had her boobs cosmetically altered. I learnt of this for the first time today – some time after she appeared with her new knockers on a BBC show called Strictly Come Dancing (sounds a bit shit, whatever it is). It’s wonderful news. My life has taken on a [...]

Pregnancy, Sexual Relations and Auntie’s Advice

Lord Gobshot — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:46:24 +0000

Bonking Advice from the BBC During a futile search for something to whinge and moan about, I finally came across an article on the BBC’s website in their h2g2 section entitled: How to Get Pregnant and How Not To . It’s really quite brilliant – especially the Old Wives’ section. Take this for example: If you believe you are pregnant, you shouldn’t pull [...]

Nick Griffin; Black Balled Or Black Balls?

Lord Gobshot — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:14:07 +0000

What Nick Griffin Would Have Said… I promised myself after watching Nick Griffin on last Thursday’s now infamous edition of BBC Question Time that I wouldn’t write about his and the BNP’s subsequent black-balling from the mainstream political arena on the same and only day he’d ever stepped into it. I’ve now broken that promise. However, rather than [...]

BBC Watchdog Shits On The Box.

Lord Gobshot — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:59:25 +0000

Shit on the Box – BBC Watchdog Yet Again! In tonight’s enlightening programme (BBC 1, 7.30pm), Sir Cliff Richard wrote a letter to BBC Watchdog advising people not to buy tickets for his live concerts from ‘rip-off merchants’ or non-approved ticket agents. As tempting as it might be to buy your ‘dream ticket’ he said (who [...]

BBC Masterchef – Guilt and Remorse Reviled

Lord Gobshot — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:19:09 +0000

Guilt and Remorse I’ve been feeling the tiniest twinge of guilt over the last few days since I posted an article entitled BBC Masterchef – Masterchefs, Mastercunts and Minge Biscuits. In it, I referred to several things about Masterchef that makes me want to throw my colon up into a Pyrex bowl and force the producer’s [...]