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How to use adsense adds on wordpress free blog

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 22:19:00 -0800

Adsense, Yahoo, Chitika, TextLinkAds and other ads are not allowed on free WordPress.com blogs. If you would like to run ads on your blog, one of these options may work for you:

We have a feature called Ad Control that lets WordPress.com bloggers with a lot of traffic (generally 25,000 pageviews/month or more) and appropriate content turn on AdSense and Skimlinks for their blog and split the resulting revenues 50/50 with us. If you’d like to apply to try Ad Control, please use the form below to send us a message.
You can run any ads you’d like if you manage your own WordPress installation. More info, including hosting recommendations, can be found at get.wp.com.
VIP blogs are permitted to run ads.

In addition to AdSense-type ads, please do not use the following services on your blog: sponsored / paid posts including PayPerPost, ReviewMe, and Smorty; affiliate / referral links to the following domains: usercash, clickbank, clickhop, cashrocks, payingcash; clicktrackers (and any similar) and any promotion of the “I made a million on the internet and so can you” type of advertising (i.e. MLM, network marketing, cash gifting, etc.). Paid or sponsored post content is also prohibited.

Bilawal Bhutto Crazy Speech in Urdu :)

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Thu, 1 Apr 2010 22:32:00 -0700

Aik sardar doosre se

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 03:49:00 -0700

Aik sardar doosre se,
Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain..:-)
Doosra,
Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???
Sardar,
Meri 7 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko

Teacher: Story sunao

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 03:49:00 -0700

Teacher: Story sunao

Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 03:48:00 -0700

1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?
2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae

Teacher: What Is The Difference

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 03:48:00 -0700

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se

Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 03:47:00 -0700

Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy
Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan?

1 sardar ne jalti huwi building

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 03:47:00 -0700

1 sardar ne jalti huwi building se 6 aadmi nikale loogoon ne phir bhi ussay mara kiun?
kiun k wo 6 log fire brigade wale they

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 03:46:00 -0700

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 03:46:00 -0700

Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa...
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1 Sardar WO B SCIENCE DAN!!!

Sardar 2 hotel manager

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 03:46:00 -0700

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 03:45:00 -0700

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Tue, 6 Oct 2009 04:47:00 -0700

Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya?

Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.

Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Tue, 6 Oct 2009 04:44:00 -0700

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Tue, 6 Oct 2009 04:41:00 -0700

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Tue, 6 Oct 2009 04:38:00 -0700

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Tue, 6 Oct 2009 04:36:00 -0700

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

aansoon ko ankhon main

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:38:00 -0700

Ab Aansoun Ko Aankhon Main Sajaana Hoga

Chiraagh Bhuj Gaye To Khud Ko Jalaana Hoga

Ye Na Samajhna Ke Tum Se Bichar Ke Khush Hain Hum

Humein Laugon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga

Phir Shaam Dhal Gayi Tum Aayi Na Aaj Bhi

Dil Ko Aaj Phir Umeedon Se Behlaana Hoga

Vaada Khilaafi Kar Ke Muskurati Ho Tum

Dekhna Ek Din Sanam Tum Ko Pachtana Hoga

Lahoo Se Apne Kafan Par Tera Naam Likh Jaaoun Ga

Thaam Ke Haath Main Phool Tum Ko Aana Hoga

Tere Intezar Main Ik Umar Guzri Hai Sanam

Ab To Aaa Gaya Hai Waqt Ab To Hum Ko Jaana Hoga..

Har ek Jazbat

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:30:00 -0700

Har ek Jazbat ko Zuban nahi milti,
Har ek Aarzu ko dua nahi milti,
Muskurahat banaye rakho to duniya hai sath,
aansuo ko to ankho me bhi panah nahi milti

ansu rula diya.

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:29:00 -0700

Logon ne mere gum ka tamasha bana diya,
Mere chaman k saath mera dil bhi jala diya!
Apno ne mere pyaar ka kuch yun sila diya,
Ulfat badley khoon k ansu rula diya.

taiz barsaat

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:29:00 -0700

Bheeg jaati hain palkien tanhai main,
Dartey hain koi jaan na le,
Pasand karte hain taiz barsaat ko kahain koi rotey huye pehchan na le.

The Place You never seen before...

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:04:00 -0700

Security situation in Islamabad

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Sun, 5 Jul 2009 23:36:00 -0700

So how are things in Islamabad nowadays? Well, apart from the excruciating heat, the sweaty underarms and the dehydration, there are the really annoying security measures which have been taken up by the authorities in Islamabad, which require every walking/driving/flying citizen to prove his identity anywhere and everywhere. They are annoying, but they are probably the only way the police, and other forces can take control of the situation in the capital. Oftentimes, I am reminded of the enormity of the situation by the policemen themselves, telling me that if I don’t cooperate and go through the hassle of proving my identify and getting my backpack checked every morning three times by three different security officials, I might get blown up like an overstuffed chicken in a microwave by some happy-go-lucky virgin loving bearded buffoon, ready to get his one way ticket to paradise.

The high security areas are particularly the most problematic for the daily commuter. There are places like the Marriott hotel area where you can’t walk down the footpath without a dozen eyes watching you. There are those 360 degree Marriott security cameras, the guards spread out in front of the hotel, illegally occupying the road, there are the Frontier Constabulary guys mounted on their machine guns and blowing whistles every time someone gets too close to their enclosure, and there are the measly police men with their taped AK47’s, their dangling bullet proof vests and their sweat ridden brows. No matter how bothersome they can get at times, I do feel sorry for these people whenever I watch them guarding at their positions. What do they tell their families when they go out every morning to work? How do their children feel about their father who is out there on the road, risking his life to protect others? How do these security people perform their duties knowing very well that there is no guarantee that they might live to see another day? So, I don’t like to argue with them like other people usually do to get past a seemingly annoying security check. I let them do what they want to do.

In a situation like this, how should an ordinary citizen react? Here are a few important points that one should consider while outside:

Always carry your ID with you, be it your workplace ID or your Government ID. Keep photocopies of your ID in your purse/wallet for submission where ever required by security officials.
Keep your driving license and vehicle documents with you while driving. Always keep an attested photocopy of your vehicles documents to show to security officials on demand. Give the photocopied document first, only show them the real thing if they insist or the situation permits.
Do not carry large bags around which might make you look suspicious.
Try not to walk around high security areas for too long. Remember that there are quite a number of places in the capital where 360 degree cameras have been installed, and your image repeatedly sent on the security screens doesn’t sound like a very good thing.
Do not argue with security officials. Try not to waste time arguing with them particularly at dangerous places like security check posts and road blocks. It is always safe to show them your ID before they even ask for it. Oftentimes they would even let you pass without asking too much details if you show your ID earlier.
Stay away from crowds. Even walking in large groups with friends can prompt the security officials to stop you all and question you about your purpose on coming to the area.
Although it’s a noble thing to report any suspicious behavior to the authorities whenever you see one, it is wise not to get involved with the authorities at all! However, you should not hesitate to report a suspicious inanimate object to the authorities so that quick investigation can take place.
Try not to carry metallic objects or other items that would slow your progress down a security check. Keep minimal items and a handy bag which can be quickly opened and closed when a security official needs to check.
Always make sure that your cellphone has credit and that it is fully charged whenever you go out.

These few points and others can increase your safety index, decrease your chances of getting stuck in a security problem, and even more important, protect you from potential dangers like explosions and other acts of terrorism.

Best Creation

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Fri, 3 Jul 2009 04:02:00 -0700

ترکی کے ایک شہری نے روشن دھاگوں سے بنی ایک جائے نماز تیار کی ہے ۔ اس ایجاد نے ایک بین الاقوامی نمائش میں دنیا بھر سے آئے افراد کو ہلا کر رکھدیا ۔

اس کا میکینزم قبلہ کی سمت کے مطابق کام کرتا ہے ۔

جائے نماز کی سمت جتنی زیادہ قبلے ( مکہ مکرمہ ) کی جانب ہوگی اس کی روشنی میں اضافہ ہوتا جائے گا ۔

اور مکمل طور پر قبلہ رخ ہونے پر یہ پوری روشن ہوجائے گی ! ۔ ۔ ۔

Masha Allah

smsship: 2 Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks

noreply@blogger.com (Asad) — Wed, 1 Jul 2009 08:15:00 -0700

smsship: 2 Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks