Subscribe in a reader The man, the myth, the completely made up truths. E: skorp882003@yahoo.com var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7745379-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @skorped)https://skorped.tumblr.com/<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a2a62565e9961a0194df21651570b734/tumblr_n0g6nx0P2n1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My mother has been battling cancer for the past 6 months and is a huge fan of Duck Dynasty. She watches the show all the time while sitting in the hospital doing her chemo and it really keeps her spirits high. So I sent the guys an email and they sent my mother this awesome signed photo that says “You’re in our prayers.”<br/><br/>Really made her day, and mine for making my mother happy.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/75539226280https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/75539226280Mon, 03 Feb 2014 20:26:21 -0500duck dynastyGood Guysthankswilliesijasephiljepgodwinduck commanderbuck commander<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/b5fc21a04288a02b16c54b4feba5fb49/tumblr_mrnb5xAWS81qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My new niece has a terrible hat.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/58455614618https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/58455614618Fri, 16 Aug 2013 18:44:21 -0400facebookhumorfunnybabyr&b divassillyhat<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/fda52d3a514c26280fc30a8c51725301/tumblr_mrjgrtAQAv1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My daughter and I were flipping through Netflix for a new movie to watch when she spotted this animated film called “Delhi Safari”. So I put it on and it was terrible. When we reached this part of the movie I decided it was time to turn it off and go back to anything by Pixar.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/58269253750https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/58269253750Wed, 14 Aug 2013 16:55:05 -0400Delhi SafariWTFCasting CouchinnapropriateNetflixhumorLOLFunny<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/f79b0c344f100f49fc2bd429e4d19d24/tumblr_mp4j3aQKQm1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Speaking of Edgar Winter…did anyone notice the Ice King resemblance?</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/54130769124https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/54130769124Fri, 28 Jun 2013 18:13:58 -0400adventure timeedgar winterice kingsimon<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/b1e2826abb59de33dc2b049253ccd4d3/tumblr_mp4iz3yUtM1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And you thought White Walkers were scary…</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/54130596166https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/54130596166Fri, 28 Jun 2013 18:11:27 -0400edgar wintergame of throneswinter is comingfunnyhumor<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/60bc1a53766ecff1e70bd1ef98dba90c/tumblr_mnvza4KSdD1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The reflection of the lights in this bar are mildly interesting. I hope it’s not a trap.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/52164057856https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/52164057856Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:51:40 -0400death starmildly interestingfunnystar warsit's a trap<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/dd88249a5d798a9358d4d83cf07f2084/tumblr_mntu4ilXET1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Internet Director at my dealership has a “funny” name.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/52066132060https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/52066132060Mon, 03 Jun 2013 13:05:06 -0400funnyhumorhumorousseriously<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/4ff4ac593e5c6b4d42be5792eb22ede2/tumblr_mkaemcnHHG1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t know what everyone else is supporting but I am gay for bacon!</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/46365149471https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/46365149471Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:37:23 -0400bacongayrightsequalitymarriagefunny<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/9a641b82b177307b69565c12ee517232/tumblr_mgzwppcW4d1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Touched by a midget.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/41136986650https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/41136986650Mon, 21 Jan 2013 16:51:25 -0500touchedmidgetfunnyhumortextlol<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/9f4a86e5aa66bb7efbc751b9a6e60607/tumblr_mgqoifJTth1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thank you Yahoo! News for that horrible mental image.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/40709730841https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/40709730841Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:15:51 -0500Yahoo!Rupert Murdochfat lady flaphumorfunny<iframe width="400" height="225" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/dtRwFI3ar1A?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen title="Sleepy Pup"></iframe><br/><br/><p>My dog Bronx falling asleep while begging me for food.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/38979630851https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/38979630851Thu, 27 Dec 2012 16:39:37 -0500dogpuppysleepfunnyhumor<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdhuu0zLzo1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yep. Way more bad ass!</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/35720032583https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/35720032583Wed, 14 Nov 2012 15:13:11 -0500mustachemovemberbad assactionstarsFunnyHumor<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md38s8wARr1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Well played, Gentlemen’s Club…</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/35155424177https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/35155424177Tue, 06 Nov 2012 17:50:31 -0500electionvoteromneyobamafunnystrip clubinstagramwell played<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2x6tn1Qa1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I voted.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/35138522592https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/35138522592Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:40:05 -0500voteobamaromneypresidentelectionbacon<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcq924xWpU1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Finally, a Disney Princess I can get behind!</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/34661055760https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/34661055760Tue, 30 Oct 2012 18:27:40 -0400DisneyLeiaPrincessLucasStar Wars<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1468Ben61qzvv9co1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In response to my son.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/32416720418https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/32416720418Thu, 27 Sep 2012 18:08:32 -0400facebookcommercialscondomsfunnylolhumor<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f0z9hQRY1qzlk1xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>amandapalmer:</p> <p>angieiver:</p> <p>2nd version</p> <p><br/> beautiful</p> <p><br/> Wu-tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with…</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/31183060966https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/31183060966Sun, 09 Sep 2012 02:23:45 -0400<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lc58XOM11qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Anyone else feel like landscaping because all of a sudden I’m “mexican-inspired”.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/25074211768https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/25074211768Thu, 14 Jun 2012 00:49:54 -0400 <video id='embed-69e73cb924a62906058046' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='227' poster='https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5gytgcJh21qzvv9c_r1_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":10.68,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":false}' crossOrigin='anonymous' controls> <source src="https://v.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5gytgcJh21qzvv9c_r1.mov" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p>You probably thought this giraffe was alive.</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/24902322076https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/24902322076Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:11:00 -0400chuck testanopegiraffecute<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ih4uyxHf1qzvv9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sad Day…</p>https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/22392270773https://skorped.tumblr.com/post/22392270773Fri, 04 May 2012 14:38:54 -0400MCABeastie BoysRIPSad DayAdam Yauch