tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883139435132101622010-01-14T14:36:59.522-05:00It only takes six words to write a play.Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.comBlogger28125SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffnerhttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-30996333536696329152009-12-07T17:50:00.002-05:002009-12-07T17:52:59.374-05:002009-12-07T17:52:59.374-05:00Brother: Mom?<br />Sister: No?<br />Brother: Dad?<br />Sister: No?<br />Brother: Fingerpaint?<br />Sister: No!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-3099633353669632915?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/F2lwPzXnjCw" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/12/home-alone.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-28762680581692631302009-12-04T16:08:00.001-05:002009-12-04T16:10:55.558-05:002009-12-04T16:10:55.558-05:00Brother: Gonna tell?<br />Sister: Nope.<br />Mom: Who?<br />Sister: He did!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-2876268058169263130?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/9LRYRK-SvXY" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/12/truth.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-2468073546339373942009-12-04T16:04:00.003-05:002009-12-04T16:07:52.461-05:002009-12-04T16:07:52.461-05:00Sales Trainer: More!<br />Trainee: What!<br />Sales Trainer: Everything!<br />Trainee: Why?<br />Sales Trainer: Guaranteed!<br />(...<span style="font-style:italic;">as trainer walks away</span>...)<br />Trainee: Idiot!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-246807354633937394?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/DJ6OHfZ899U" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/12/sales-training.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-53365536366451067042009-12-04T14:06:00.001-05:002009-12-04T14:08:21.469-05:002009-12-04T14:08:21.469-05:00Friend1: Twitter?<br />Friend2: Sure.<br />Friend1: Following?<br />Friend2: 6,241!<br />Friend1: Why?<br />Friend2: Ah.....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-5336553636645106704?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/hL2Bbr0frMc" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/12/twitter.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-4410223224954427202009-12-03T10:22:00.001-05:002009-12-03T10:24:45.624-05:002009-12-03T10:24:45.624-05:00Principal: John?<br />John: Not me.<br />Father: Who?!?!<br />John: I did.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-441022322495442720?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/G2sP3N7Za-s" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/12/who-did-it.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-37897676213400937902009-12-02T17:26:00.001-05:002009-12-02T17:28:03.856-05:002009-12-02T17:28:03.856-05:00Girlfriend: Curious?<br />Boyfriend: No.<br />Girlfriend: Really?<br />Boyfriend: Maybe.<br />Girlfriend: Good!<br />Boyfriend: Ooooo....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-3789767621340093790?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/3i9h8ZnsqWU" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/12/curious.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-75788698890149367242009-09-17T15:58:00.002-04:002009-09-17T16:02:44.929-04:002009-09-17T16:02:44.929-04:00Manager: You.<br />Pinch Hitter: Me?<br />Manager: Yes.<br />Pinch Hitter: Why?<br />Manager: You can!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-7578869889014936724?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/slNFzDNAmx8" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/09/you-can.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-43887483345327076962009-06-23T10:29:00.000-04:002009-06-23T10:31:37.092-04:002009-06-23T10:31:37.092-04:00Daughter: Grandpa's Missing?<br />Granddaugher: He's with his girlfriend.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-4388748334532707696?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/0D_sFDgSkKM" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/grandpas-missing.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-86979563664671687112009-06-21T10:59:00.001-04:002009-06-21T11:00:58.955-04:002009-06-21T11:00:58.955-04:00Writer: I'm not a writer.<br />Friend: Why not?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-8697956366467168711?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/_rJyzra0zUc" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/fear-of-writing-in-six-word-play.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-10819293310212059602009-06-16T10:56:00.002-04:002009-06-16T10:59:41.429-04:002009-06-16T10:59:41.429-04:00Geek: Can't talk.<br />Boss: Why?<br />Geek: Twitter conference.<br />Boss: Oh....?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-1081929331021205960?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/dUvQVo_xXWQ" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/at-twitter-conferencea-six-word-play.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-16020694565199248222009-06-15T10:03:00.002-04:002009-06-15T10:04:44.589-04:002009-06-15T10:04:44.589-04:00Salesperson: The idiots bought it.<br />Honest Owner: You're fired!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-1602069456519924822?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/vGPZqnABk3w" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/honesty-in-businessin-six-word-play.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-88590788987900101812009-06-14T18:45:00.000-04:002009-06-14T18:46:13.679-04:002009-06-14T18:46:13.679-04:00<span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">Writer: "Well?" <br />Reader: "Don't quit your day job."</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-8859078898790010181?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/e2o5L-J8wlY" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/writers-hate-trutha-six-word-play.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-80464954031857505322009-06-14T10:12:00.003-04:002009-06-14T10:20:41.389-04:002009-06-14T10:20:41.389-04:00Marketing Executive: TV?<br />Newest Marketing Intern: No.<br />Marketing Executive: Magazines?<br />Newest Marketing Intern: No.<br />Marketing Executive: What?<br />Newest Marketing Intern: Twitter.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-8046495403185750532?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/okNlEgwI9pQ" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/changing-marketingin-six-words.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-6185456988893851582009-06-14T09:44:00.002-04:002009-06-14T10:21:49.653-04:002009-06-14T10:21:49.653-04:00Father: Kidnapped?<br />Son: Yes.<br />Father: Ransom?<br />Son: $1,000,000<br />Father: Pay?<br />Son: Never!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-618545698889385158?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/zXLClTh6UH0" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/getting-back-thelmain-six-words.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-2776583657934169352009-06-07T09:27:00.003-04:002009-06-14T10:22:17.433-04:002009-06-14T10:22:17.433-04:00Wedding Photographer: Ready?<br />Bride: No!<br />Wedding Photographer: Almost?<br />Bride No!<br />Wedding Photographer: When?<br />Bride: NEVER!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-277658365793416935?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/fVdE1KLQsoI" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/when-brides-change-their-mindsin-six.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-22657095850379006732009-06-06T23:16:00.001-04:002009-06-06T23:17:30.864-04:002009-06-06T23:17:30.864-04:00Writer: So?<br />Editor: Interesting.<br />Writer: Interesting?<br />Editor: Very.<br />Writer: Deal?<br />Editor: Deal!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-2265709585037900673?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/qbI4bprFklY" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/making-dealin-just-six-words.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-79775276652144494352009-06-05T07:42:00.002-04:002009-06-05T07:44:55.748-04:002009-06-05T07:44:55.748-04:00Taxi Driver: You idiot!<br />Taxi Driver: (2 seconds later) Let's go!<br />Taxi Driver: (1 second later) You too!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-7977527665214449435?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/iR-1cFmarOA" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/driving-in-manhattan.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-68502651262340389462009-06-04T11:13:00.002-04:002009-06-14T10:23:53.859-04:002009-06-14T10:23:53.859-04:00Man: Sit.<br />Dog: Ruff.<br />Man: Sit.<br />Dog: Ruff.<br />Man: Please.<br />Dog: (sitting) Ruff.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-6850265126234038946?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/aSZSw3r5n9g" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com1http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/control.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-63808863248071954912009-06-03T07:17:00.001-04:002009-06-03T07:20:35.237-04:002009-06-03T07:20:35.237-04:00Shakespeare: The play's the thing.<br />Shakespeare's Mother: Your point?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-6380886324807195491?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/1uCELyC_34w" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/when-shakespeare-was-actora-play-in-six.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-14061875133449175092009-06-02T18:10:00.002-04:002009-06-02T18:12:18.564-04:002009-06-02T18:12:18.564-04:00Photographer: Lights!<br />Assistant: Ready.<br />Photographer: Camera!<br />Assistant: Ready.<br />Photographer: Film!<br />Assistant: Film?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-1406187513344917509?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/MOxKpEnnuSA" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/generation-gap-in-picture-takingin-six.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-87990879808304655152009-06-02T07:06:00.001-04:002009-06-02T07:08:10.978-04:002009-06-02T07:08:10.978-04:00Writer: Pencils?<br />Coach: Yes.<br />Writer: Pencils?<br />Coach: Yes!<br />Writer: Why?<br />Coach: Erasers!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-8799087980830465515?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/fVDT0shSZpI" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/pencils-six-word-play-for-writers.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-63302869816689281992009-06-01T18:15:00.002-04:002009-06-02T07:32:47.166-04:002009-06-02T07:32:47.166-04:00Mom: Reading.<br />Dad: Why?<br />Mom: Don't understand it either.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-6330286981668928199?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/dUBbVgdxvvc" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/why-kids-actually-reada-six-sentence.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-80804833454294278512009-06-01T07:43:00.003-04:002009-06-01T07:46:57.484-04:002009-06-01T07:46:57.484-04:00Student: Why?<br />Professor: You know the reasons.<br />Student: Oh.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-8080483345429427851?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/vknRcLou-Lk" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/06/why-play-in-only-six-words.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-78934795552496267432009-05-31T11:55:00.002-04:002009-05-31T12:18:12.933-04:002009-05-31T12:18:12.933-04:00Teacher: Motivation.<br />Parent: How?<br />Teacher: Write Six Word Plays.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-7893479555249626743?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/G3snFFPzYGg" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/05/getting-em-to-write-six-word-play-idea.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-27820692048001286802009-05-31T11:16:00.002-04:002009-05-31T11:18:57.297-04:002009-05-31T11:18:57.297-04:00Girl Friend: With her?!?!<br />Boy Friend: Just once.<br />Ex-Girl Friend: Get lost!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/588313943513210162-2782069204800128680?l=www.sixwordplays.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SixWordPlaysByJoelHeffner/~4/zxAglSz08Dg" height="1" width="1"/>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287sixwordplays@gmail.com0http://www.sixwordplays.com/2009/05/ex-six-word-relationship-play-by-joel.html