tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883139435132101622026-05-07T21:35:16.446-04:00Six Word PlaysIt only takes six words to write a play...Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comBlogger100125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-25182388375236191102026-05-07T21:24:00.001-04:002026-05-07T21:24:56.987-04:00Who?<p> Jack: Not me?<br />Tom: Not me?<br />Allison: Guess who.</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-18869510199622931652024-06-30T19:50:00.002-04:002024-06-30T19:50:37.753-04:00Reading the book...<p> Social Studies Teacher: Read the Book!</p><p>Clarence: I really should.</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-69956260283384778952024-06-30T19:47:00.004-04:002024-06-30T19:47:45.453-04:00During the debate...<p> Mrs. D: He said what?</p><p>Mr. D: He really did!</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-13181614903895798352023-08-08T19:34:00.002-04:002023-08-08T19:34:32.481-04:00The Interview <p> Interviewer: Favorite computer?</p><p>Interviewee: Parker Pen.</p><p>Interviewer: You’re hired!</p><p><br /></p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-22722435515288742972023-08-07T20:37:00.003-04:002023-08-08T10:37:16.447-04:00Doubt<p>Mom: Did you mean that?</p><p>Son: Yes, Mom.</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-91951860751168565592022-06-30T07:33:00.003-04:002023-08-08T10:37:29.039-04:00Compromise<p>Ma: No.</p><p>Pa: Yes.</p><p>Ma: No!</p><p>Pa: Yes!!</p><p>Grandma: Try negotiating.</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-35274690166328117182022-06-29T09:27:00.003-04:002023-08-08T10:37:45.760-04:00Guilty or Innocent?<p>Detective: Did you? We have evidence!</p><p>Criminal: Really?</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-58400629912931255622022-06-28T09:12:00.005-04:002022-06-28T09:12:40.724-04:00Caught!<p> Mom: Who ate the donut?</p><p>Jimmy: Not me!</p><p>[Just then T.J., the Pug, walked in with white powder on his chin.]</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-87415906589308001402022-06-27T09:21:00.005-04:002023-08-08T10:38:03.647-04:00Why did she do it?<p>Daughter: Guilty.</p><p>Mom: Why?</p><p>Daughter: Fun.</p><p>Mom: Ashamed?</p><p>Daughter: No.</p><p>Mom: Unbelievable!</p><p><br /></p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-58464999825412147202022-04-11T14:36:00.003-04:002022-04-11T14:36:55.972-04:00Forgotten<p> Wife: Did you record my program?</p><p>Husband: Oops.</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-91903787479989980482022-04-10T09:39:00.001-04:002022-04-10T09:39:34.694-04:00ImpossibilityJordan: Impossible!<br>
Amy: Really, I did that yesterday!Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-14106321267834998202022-04-06T14:17:00.000-04:002022-04-06T14:17:39.727-04:00Going?<p> Jimmy: I don't want to go!</p><p>Grandpa: Please.</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-19160026118324349292021-08-13T10:38:00.001-04:002021-08-13T10:38:11.097-04:00The Pony ploy...<p> </p><div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-5202889044654606734" itemprop="description articleBody" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 19.799999237060547px; line-height: 1.4; position: relative; width: 520px;"><p>Photographer: Smile! Wanna pony?</p><p>Reluctant Young Client: Yes!</p><p>[Picture taken with smiling face...]</p><p>Photographer: Buy one!</p></div>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-64236097076785730212021-08-12T10:09:00.001-04:002021-08-12T10:09:13.376-04:00D-Day<p> General Eisenhower: We are ready!</p><p>President Roosevelt: Sure?</p><p>General Eisenhower: Yes!</p><p>President Roosevelt: Attack!</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-82378279589765284012020-10-22T13:11:00.003-04:002020-10-22T13:11:39.652-04:00Don't Move!<p> Scout Master: Stop!</p><p>Scout: Why?</p><p>Scout Master: Snake!</p><p>Scout: Poisonous?</p><p>Scout Master: Very!</p><p>Scout: Yikes!!!!</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-88833092430471837772020-10-20T20:18:00.000-04:002020-10-20T20:18:27.637-04:00Pulled Over<p> Police Officer: Hello.</p><p>Driver: Sorry, I did it.</p><p>Police Officer: What?</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-12703025086490512322020-08-13T13:36:00.002-04:002020-08-13T13:36:20.596-04:00The Six Word Plays ... Zine<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6pJm2kRV8KQ0xr5wpwZmFNJfOOnO2Ndd2jLIyoWrF7yVQB02J1pC1l9CSKpqNetMBtnFeAvUWAkR8M2n47Fa05yCeQMEweUq1WHUnb_bF_bgcbLbMWu4GnOg7q3XkpYhY8gs8NitC7Y4/s2048/C4Ygawf3TSiupw7GHGaTDg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="2048" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6pJm2kRV8KQ0xr5wpwZmFNJfOOnO2Ndd2jLIyoWrF7yVQB02J1pC1l9CSKpqNetMBtnFeAvUWAkR8M2n47Fa05yCeQMEweUq1WHUnb_bF_bgcbLbMWu4GnOg7q3XkpYhY8gs8NitC7Y4/s640/C4Ygawf3TSiupw7GHGaTDg.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Eight of the Six Word Plays are now part of a Zine.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Interested?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Send an email if you are.</div><p></p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-71538052813777091852020-08-10T11:51:00.000-04:002020-08-10T11:51:04.411-04:00The Sleeper<p> <span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(20, 23, 26); color: #14171a; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", sans-serif; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;">You can write a play about anything/anybody. Try it.</span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(20, 23, 26); color: #14171a; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", sans-serif; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPcYHvvSlxU5-pVVCa8KccivYJAy4HSluUlafV7sbxaCc0okqG-1E4k-Ae6JEErAKWa3MD8PSgRZYgaOzvrlOG_MAiO3gfV50NQoYRL2d825PQrEAO7LIsChaTd56cnvfjaHqVWnTvMOY/s2048/IMG_2525.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="2048" height="262" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPcYHvvSlxU5-pVVCa8KccivYJAy4HSluUlafV7sbxaCc0okqG-1E4k-Ae6JEErAKWa3MD8PSgRZYgaOzvrlOG_MAiO3gfV50NQoYRL2d825PQrEAO7LIsChaTd56cnvfjaHqVWnTvMOY/w262-h262/IMG_2525.jpg" width="262" /></a></div><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(20, 23, 26); color: #14171a; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", sans-serif; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span><p></p><span style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(20, 23, 26); color: #14171a; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", sans-serif; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;">
Me: Time to wake up.
Her. Go away.</span>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-85542940581670933402020-08-10T11:24:00.002-04:002020-08-10T11:24:25.645-04:00Pandemic Drinking<p> Jim: Tea?</p><p>Meredith: Stronger!</p><p>Jim: Coffee?</p><p>Meredith: Stronger!</p><p>Jim: Gin?</p><p>Meredith: Perfect!</p>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-57081445686473141852020-05-25T09:06:00.002-04:002020-08-10T11:19:43.014-04:00More Than A Chess GameGrandson (with a stunned look): Checkmate?<br />
Grandpa (with a big smile): You are always a winner!<div><br /></div>Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-85925003181231035482020-05-24T12:14:00.001-04:002020-05-24T12:14:22.821-04:00Is It Time?Shirley: It's time.<br />
Sid: Sure?<br />
Shirley: Get the bags!Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-46667811922529179002019-09-30T20:21:00.002-04:002019-09-30T20:21:58.500-04:00Victory!Supporter: Poll says victory.<br />
Candidate: Polls don't vote.Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-8202609928618330562019-04-20T18:19:00.001-04:002019-04-20T18:19:25.537-04:00NowMom: Time to go...<br />
Daughter: Not now.<br />
Mom: Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-68158918344774988782019-03-26T15:38:00.000-04:002019-03-26T15:38:15.507-04:00Grandma and GrandsonGrandma: Going?<br />
Grandson: No.<br />
Grandma: Too bad.<br />
Grandson: I'll go.Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-588313943513210162.post-73206946632074596012018-11-03T09:03:00.001-04:002018-11-03T09:03:20.243-04:00The PhotographerFriend: Your photos?<br />
Photographer: Only the good ones.Joel Heffnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03508139226161118287noreply@blogger.com