BLOG: Demimondaine's Debauched Debauchery

From Twitter 03-14-2010

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 03:03:05 PDT

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-13-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/1YkZ
Sunday and we did the spring forward and hour thing, so why didn't anybody "sleep in." Kids and critters, they wake up early on weekends...
...just to spite the Mommy (*LOL*)
Why do I always wanna tug dick in the morning? Just something so right about yanking a guy around by the cock first thing in the day. Hmmmm
@Poohbear98188 Pi Day - eh. That cracks me up!
Slick Blazer basket! Games are better in person!
And another slick basket! Might change my "no celebrity cock" policy.

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From Twitter 03-13-2010

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:03:07 PDT

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-12-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/0HkR
Seeing Avatar again, this time in 3D. I still wanna screw an alien cock - new height of 3D fuck!
I'm down with: RT @AlexaRPD: "I love to be their dirty little secret, the thing they crave and fantasize about."
Foiled! Avatar 3D is sold out! Who would have thought.
So much for my alien eye-candy, fantasy big blue cock.
I am in a state of annoy built by no Avatar 3D, the dogs shredded paper all over my house, and the neighbors are shooting rifles and...

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From Twitter 03-12-2010

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:03:34 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-11-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/zKjW
What does kicking butt on a new project always make me wanna fuck?
@Rachel_Benedict @Rachel_Benedict Sounds like you have the safety switch turned to "off" happens to me all the time.
RT @AlexaRPD: If I am with a client when the clocks move forward this weekend, do I get to bill for that hour? lol :p
Is it bad that buying Girl Scout Cookies makes me wanna say a lot of perverted things? Even if in jest?
RT @easygoer132: @SilviaMcKenzie No, I don't think it's bad, Silvia. How you been, beautiful?
Busy busy Beaver @easygoer132. Get it.... "beaver"
RT @Paramour425: @silviamckenzie almost everything makes you want to fuck
RT @Paramour425: @silviamckenzie and i'm happy to oblige
@Paramour425 You beat me to the bunch! I was gonna say "Lucky YOU!"
@Miss_Darling Oh I L-O-V-E those tutorials on YouTube!!! And "Yes" I have loads of MAC!

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From Twitter 03-11-2010

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:03:05 PST

Mouth full of cum washed down by a swig of Coke Zero. Does that make zero cum?
From My Blog: From Twitter 03-10-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/el8S
RT @belledejour_uk: Possibly result of too much coffee, but I feel a rant coming on. Expect to see it on blog later.
There, changed my TweetDeck settings to make my personal Twitter profile my main (default) and my SilviaMcKenzie profile secondary.
@ilikeyourcurves Why, may I ask? I guess my "personal" sex life and my personal "regular" life arn't a good cross-over (*giggle*)
@tinyMember domestic, overnight since its frozen ground whole prey, but if it'll stay frozen and be more cost-effective 2nd day for sure.
There sure are a lot of regulations for shipping with dry ice! Damn, I wasn't prepared for the complications of shipping carnivor food...
Yup my "what would be "G-spot"" is deliciously sore
RT @Paramour425: @silviamckenzie As it should be!
RT @Paramour425: I can't believe the doubts about the G-spot. Maybe it's a conspiracy so Men who can't find it can defend themselves?
Girl Scout cookies!
RT @KassiaGC: @SilviaMcKenzie The G-spot is real. It's a feeling that words can't explain. I still remember 2 years later.
RT @Hkyguy06: @SilviaMcKenzie Yum! What kind?
@Hkyguy06 the mint ones. They go well with oral sex.
RT @Paramour425: @SilviaMcKenzie You forgot to say "Evil" when talking about girl scout cookies
RT @Hkyguy06: @SilviaMcKenzie I am trying to imagine that - and all I see is crumbs....
@Hkyguy06 Well, I like the cool mint feeling, but licking up da'crumbs is good too (*wink*)

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From Twitter 03-10-2010

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:03:08 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-09-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/Eox7
Airport bound
Over sold flight to DEN, I wonder who gets kulled? Slightly better eye-candy in express lobby this week - slightly.
Attractive lady seat-mate. Gives off a "nice" vibe. I'll fall asleep on her and see what comes. I'm overdue for feeling up a girl anyways.
Her ninnies are small and I love large mushy ones... but I could "deal with it." *giggle*
Seat mate is a "normal" American "nice" girl... It wasn't difficult refraining from messing with her comfort zone.
Ready set.......... "touched down"
Congrats @AlexaRPD! I remember my "letter" with great pride, enthusiasm and a certain sense of adventure. Cherish the moment!
Mmmm clit squeezing is good. The back of my hair is proof! ;o)
Only homosexuals and priests want to get married. ~Louise De Vilmorin, French writer/journalist.

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From Twitter 03-09-2010

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:02:47 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-08-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/tgq2
Amalgam TweetsRide and Twidroid for Android and you'd have the perfect Twitter app.
Oh I wish there was a TweetDeck for Android!
TweetsRide is on my Android and handles SM tweets; Twidroid is on my Android and handles my animal acct.
Now to get the damn web host to return my phreaking calls and emails! I own the domain name through 2019 but I think the hosting lapsed...
The new man in my life is now scheduled to land on Friday, and move in Johnny on the Spot!
What is it about Aunt Flo coming to visit and I get all idiot-stupid horny. It's wrong I say - damn wrong.
@easygoer132 Are you out here NOW?!!! Argh!!! Aunt Flo is visiting sweetie.
@easygoer132 So I guess that makes the answer to your question a simple "No."
RT @kimberleecline: @SilviaMcKenzie Me too! It's torture really. And if it's not taken care of before or during
RT @kimberleecline: @SilviaMcKenzie then I'm a desperate wreck by the time it's gone
*tee hee* looks like I'm not the only mindless fuck bunny during Aunt Flo's stay [see @kimberleecline]
Why do chicks crave cock and cheap chocolate during menstration? Sounds like fetish porn!
RT @easygoer132: @SilviaMcKenzie Is that what you're craving right now?

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From Twitter 03-08-2010

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:03:21 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-07-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/GvAP

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From Twitter 03-07-2010

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:02:46 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-06-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/X4MX
~~wishing TweetsRide for Android worked with more than one Twitter Acct~~

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From Twitter 03-06-2010

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:02:23 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-05-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/OGkd

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From Twitter 03-05-2010

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:02:50 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-04-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/CPwU
Wow! Outbreak at school! 8th 4th and Kindergarten are out sick. They are clearing out school as they are thinking it's airborne
I'm freaking! I have 8 kids. What are the chance at least one's been exposed... then taking it home to Monkey Butts.
Health Dept is "making calls." What's that mean - exactly?
And people say monkeys CAN carry diseases that can infect humans. Humans DO spread shit that will kill my captive breed primates.
All this is happening at a very good private school. Money can't buy germ-free classmates (because it sure wasn't one of mine! LOL*)
I have a car load of kids? I'm contemplating running them through the car wash... now how to de-germs them internally before going home LOL
Off to Alice in Wonderland.
Take the pill Alice. Take the pill.
RT @AlexaRPD: Just as an FYI, the A321 Airbus' mid-fuselage lavatory has plenty of room for two people to fuck. ;-)
Is it just me or does @AlexaRPD's tweets seem so much more succulent now?
Elusivity IS oh so powerfully sexy! ~~ @AlexaRPD ~~
Curiouser and curiouser...
Johnny Depp - Edward, Willy, The Barber, Jack, Hatter... the man is a curious one. I wonder what he'd do with the Marques De Sade'?
But then I am one that finds a good dose of "insanity" rather sexually appealing.
Hmmmm? Insanity...... fantasy...... where's the line? Outside of the "clinic" that is.
I grew up in a fantasy, married the Prince, and apprenticed 8 children in the finer arts of imagination. Therefore, "Alice" entertained ME.

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From Twitter 03-04-2010

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:03:07 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-03-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/Wmeq
Noth'n like waking up in a Man's bed to find yourself alone!

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From Twitter 03-03-2010

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:03:21 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-02-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/tWa1
RT @Poohbear98188: @SilviaMcKenzie And here I thought yours was spelled S-p-e-c-t-a-c-u-l-a-r.
RT @Mcnudde: @SilviaMcKenzie Or "dear?" As in, "My dear derriere?"
Trying to leave the house today for an overnight in Seattle (dinner, the Opera, and some sum'thn sum'thn) *(gloat gloat*) was horrendous!
My favorite Petrol Station is closed for repairs.
Oh my clean car is no longer clean. Alas Semi trucks, the superhighway and PacNW pockets of sprinkles.
Paranoia over letting 7wk micro puppy go w/new owner today. She's a friend and promises to text (during the Opera) at the slightest concern.
Damn my legs are white! I need to TAN!
Looked up my dress and my pussy is pretty pink though... life is therefore good. (*priorities*)
I'm starting to wonder how T'M will respond to the 3 month absence from @Paramour425. Will it be a friendship rekindled?
RT @cliffhangernlv: @SilviaMcKenzie trying hard to think of a humerous reply but I'm not awake! Coffee is my priority of the moment. Gla ...
RT @Hkyguy06: @SilviaMcKenzie That is a good priority to have I think.
Gotta go peeeeee! Roadside?
Leave it to T'M to find the Valentine candy within 10 seconds of arrival!
Any idea how hard to it is to catch a monkey with a chunk of PRIZED chocolate?
The signs of a GREAT man! http://pi.pe/-2av4wx
From My Blog: Wench is Spoiled! http://goo.gl/fb/Ke08

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Wench is Spoiled!

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:05:59 PST

From Twitter 03-02-2010

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:03:27 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 03-01-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/Xb85
Frustrated! Trying to find emergency (after hours) Veterinary care for my monkeys.
I'm trying to have my ducks in a row. I don't want to get in the same situation with my monkeys as I did with my Hyacinth.
In europe .... well... everything is less difficult. So much for the USA being "the land of the free."
Ignorance is curable, stupidity is a disease.
Don't listen to me, I'm just feeling frustrated. I get laid soon, so my attitude will mellow.
Yipee! My eldest son comes home from Military Prepatory School soon - spring break is soon to be upon us!
Starting to plan our twice yearly DisneyLand trip
Ma'Ma Silvia's been in the kitchen all day slaving over a hot stove. Kiddies are eat'n good tonight. (I'm sucking up)
I think I got fat (er) just smelling all the yumminess!
Ahhhh, gives some rebound material on my derierre (sp?) (My French sucks!)
Opera tomorrow and my forearms are clawed up from working on Hyacinth's free-flight recall hard and heavy. Jacket on all night for me
RT @_spell: @SilviaMcKenzie 'derierre' could be derriere, drearier, derrieres, Deerdre, Deirdre, Dierdre, Deere, drier, Desiree or Deidre.
"Derriere" ... I knew there were 3 'r's in it.
Haplorrhinni pickup March 18th.
*snicker snicker* @tinyMember

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From Twitter 03-01-2010

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 02:03:13 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 02-28-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/VPOj

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From Twitter 02-28-2010

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:02:48 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 02-27-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/4xF0

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From Twitter 02-27-2010

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:03:31 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 02-26-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/sP2P

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2.25oz micro Yorkie male, Mommy 3lbs 4"; Daddy 2.8lbs 5"

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:19:21 PST

From Twitter 02-26-2010

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:03:43 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 02-25-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/odm2

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From Twitter 02-25-2010

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 02:03:47 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 02-24-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/XQ8g
Spring has sprung! I'm craving sex and salty Margarita
@easygoer132 I guess I'm wondering what changed since your using the word "still." No worries, I tend to overthink stuff :)
Hmph! The new man in my life is not moving to the PacNW until next Thursday. I am disappointed, but still giddy with anticipation.
RT @photo_sex_slave: @SilviaMcKenzie What species is your new man? hehe
Chest thumping ape all the way babe! (*LOL*) (YOU, my friend, know "ME" faaarrrr to well)

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From Twitter 02-24-2010

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:03:13 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 02-23-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/Sp9T
RT @photo_sex_slave: SM You were look'n for a couple to have fun w/you and your man. If interested it would be fun to go to Club Sesso
Wednesday and I am Veterinary bound with Hyacinth and Monkey Butt. Next week Hy gets xray to see if piece of metal has moved yet.
Next Wednesday land marks "getting back to normal". Crossing my fingers, hoping such is true....
I just went total "cougar" on young visiting vet at my Avian Vet's office. I simply couldn't help it.
Oops @easygoer132, did I miss something?
I got to be my own Vet Tech at my Avian Vet's side! I've never done a crop tubing before. I'm a natural! But then I'm paying her too....

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From Twitter 02-23-2010

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:04:01 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 02-22-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/zdqH
I should be in Israel right now... alas...
RT @shitmydadsays: A parents only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed.
There's a new man in my life. It's serious! He's moving in Thursday.
@InsomniaToDream @easygoer132 I'll post a photo of the oh so very handsome new man in my life Thurs PM after I pick him up at airport.
RT @InsomniaToDream: @SilviaMcKenzie Where did you meet the dude ?
@InsomniaToDream, it started with a blind-date set by an acquaintance of mine. It was love at 1st sight for him. I've been aprehensious (sp)
My gmail acct is funked up. Is gmail having "issues?"
RT @InsomniaToDream: @SilviaMcKenzie Ahh wasnt a twitter discovery LOL Cool , enjoy eh ?
@InsomniaToDream Oh, I will! *giggle*
WOW! Loads of straight-up dumb people driving today. I think I'll pull over and park - they scare me.
Tomorrow is Wednesday and it sucks already...
I might spend Thurs night in the Kirkland Love Nest with the new man in my life. Depends on how late his flight gets in to Seattle.
RT @InsomniaToDream: @SilviaMcKenzie lol Im sure you will savour the details..
Sheer stupidity irritates the hell out of me - mostly because there is a cure for it - it's called educating one's self.
1,000 Americans a day are treated in emergency for dog bites. In 2007 there were 33 fatal dog attacks in the USA. http://tinyurl.com/27yug
Two monkey bites reports hit the airwaves and people go into an uproar wanting to ban primate ownership.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_attack
http://tinyurl.com/ocv2x
Are you aware of how over burdened Humane Societies are with unwanted dogs and cats?
Animal shelters care for 6-8 million dogs and cats every year in the United States, of whom approximately 3-4 million are euthanized.
http://tinyurl.com/yg9veht
Total all the simians, lions, bobcats, lynx, coatis kinks, etc that are in Sanctuaries and the number comes nowhere near an nth that.
Running up to ANY animal, including the HUMAN animal, and sticking your hand in its face is a good way to get bit!
Now let's compare these number to the number of children "in the system," the numbers in jails and prisons. So who is the worse animal?
My motto: "The are no bad children or bad pets; there's only bad parents and shitty owners."
The two single most important jobs you will do in your life: Marriage and Parenting.
OK, tirade over. Now I'm fiesty and horney! Golly HUMAN'S are an interesting species.
RT @LaurenDelRio: I embrace the fact I'm a whore, no shame here. (RT via @GingerMcNaughty)
Golly, I havn't been on TweetDeck where I can view my "lists" "follows" and DMs near instantaneously; the Twitterverse that interested me
...has certainly died down.

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From Twitter 02-22-2010

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:04:18 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 02-21-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/JQpq

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From Twitter 02-21-2010

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:03:23 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 02-20-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/AMcK

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From Twitter 02-20-2010

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:03:12 PST

From My Blog: From Twitter 02-19-2010 http://goo.gl/fb/ZPeA

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