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Dublin vs Kerry - The final verdict

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:58:03 +0000

Nuff said.

Did you ever? #1

Fri, 29 May 2009 23:32:33 +0000

Have sex with a girl, then afterwards say: “you didn’t tell me you had your period” only to hear the reply “I don’t” Hurts, don’t it?

Just how stupid do you have to be…

Mon, 25 May 2009 20:54:00 +0000

…to fall for this? “We helps you connect and share with people in your life” Oh, really? Well, me tells you to grow a fucking brain. If you are going to phish for facebook login details, it would be a good idea to AT LEAST put the facebook logo on the landing page. It kinda loses effect without [...]

One for Sorrow

Fri, 22 May 2009 01:38:43 +0000

As I was driving home today, I happened to notice a dead magpie on the road to my house. Okay, so I didn’t stop the car to take the picture below. I stole off some other website. Anyway, you get the idea: I’m not usually a believer in that crappy poem about magpies but, for once [...]

Calculus FAIL

Tue, 19 May 2009 18:17:18 +0000

Had an exam today on the wonderful topic of Integral Calculus. I say wonderful because it’s a wonder that anyone can fully understand that shit. I certainly don’t, not anymore. Although, I used to be quite good at maths, back in the day. Despite having a borderline-retard for a maths teacher, I somehow managed a [...]

Action Plan #1

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:45:30 +0000

With all the talk of our growing dole queues and crumbling economy that I’ve been hearing in the news lately, I thought that it would be interesting to conduct a little experiment. So I went to Monster.ie and searched through their database to see just how many jobs were out there for someone with qualifications [...]

Growing up

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:27:07 +0000

It’s RAG Week. For many of my fellow students, this means a week of heavy smoking, hard drinking, crazy dancing, feeble fighting and futile fucking. Only the geeks, do-gooders and those without friends will still go to their lectures, whilst the majority will spend the day knocking back shots of Jaegermeister at the Student’s Union [...]

Chimp and Chump

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:52:33 +0000

If there’s one lesson to be learned from this story, it’s that you shouldn’t give Xanax, Coke and Old Navy Rum to a chimp, it drives them bananas. Ba-dum-bum-tsh!

I hate comebacks…

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:34:34 +0000

…that’s why I’m keeping this one short and sweet. Things were going pretty good before Christmas but then, suddenly, things went really bad and a bunch of crap happened which was pretty, um, shit. I wrote at least ten draft posts regarding the shitty circumstances, but eventually I realised that I couldn’t put my feelings [...]

One Year On

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:03:25 +0000

Those of you that know me personally will probably agree with me when I say that I’ve been talking shite for quite a long time. However, it was just a year ago today that I that I began subjecting the world at large to such shite-talk, mostly because the people that know me wouldn’t fucking [...]