Shady Vans

Big Surprise: Shady Stops for Children

What a massive surprise. A van that stops for kids. I didn't see that coming (but neither will the kids). Not sure what this van does or why it stops, and why children would be crossing in front of it, but a closer look into the window shows that it's carrying ...

I Heart Shady

Holey moley. Is that a freakin' heart? That's a custom window job there, Shady. Nothing defeats the spirit of hope in a youngster than seeing a bleak amount of sunlight poke through a heart-shaped window. Painting the van black can't hurt either -- it must get to be 106 degrees in ...

We All Live in a Yellow Shady

At first glance, this van doesn't seem so shady. You start to think to yourself, "Maybe this is a work van...these guys seem like they're at work... yeah, maybe painters or something." Then they grab you, put you inside, and make you realize the true depth of darkness in a completely ...

Department of Shady and Power

Inconspicuously parked next to what seems to be a Department of Water and Power building, this shady has too many windows to really be dangerous... or is that the trick????? Shady Rating = 4.2 f

Bling Bling Shady

Check out the Shady, Bringin' the Bling! Nothing attracts the youngsters more than a shiny nickel! And no windows to boot! Shady Rating = 9.2

Short Bus Shady

If you get lured into this shadester, it's your own fault. It's a short bus shady. Come on. It's parked right outside an unsuspecting (really?) housing development. Yes, there is a massive window in the back, but it's covered with a curtain. Shady Rating = 7.7

The Shady Brown Gate

Yikes. Parked by itself in the back of what looks to be a seaside parking lot. Black glazed windows. Not a rear double-hatch, but a single (and tough to open from the inside, no doubt) back door. All the finishing touches (including the shadiest dirty tires we've seen in a while) ...

Family Shady

Don't be mistaken. This shiny, family-looking vacation wagon is a shady-in-disguise. What better distraction than to look like a friendly traveling band? Shaded windows are a plus. Also, it's parked in front of a hotel. Waiting for check-out stragglers. Shady Rating = 8.2

Scottish Shady

On the top of a nice glen, this tartan-covered RV is on the lookout for young Scottish lads. Shady Rating = 6.8.

Rusted Out Shady

Windowless? Check. Rusted-out, barely attached roof? Check. Parked in the middle of nowhere? Check. Missing spare tire? Check. The complete package! This extended cab is the best shadester we've seen in a while! It even features an escape hatch on top... well, I guess it might be taunting to call it an escape hatch... ...