tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-386152362012-05-25T14:54:15.421-03:00Seu BOGA !!Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4677125SeuBogahttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-70725909566957139982012-05-25T14:54:00.001-03:002012-05-25T14:54:15.445-03:002012-05-25T14:54:15.445-03:00Eu quero ver a TETA da loira…<p> Pois é…</p> <p>Eis uma lição para toda a vida…<strong>quem não chora não mama</strong>..quer ver a teta???</p> <p>Peça, vai que ela mostra…</p> <div style="padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; width: 420px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; padding-top: 0px" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:dee773c7-dc1d-41bc-b483-89f3a4f2fd9f" class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent"><div id="e0eb2539-f828-4e39-9663-35cbf22150ce" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45prnuYWx-k" target="_new"><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-_hbE4D4-yIM/T7_HRiDypCI/AAAAAAAANg8/okCN_ZkZXFA/video5ec5e234bfda%25255B4%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('e0eb2539-f828-4e39-9663-35cbf22150ce'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = "<div><object width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/45prnuYWx-k?hl=en&hd=1\"><\/param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/45prnuYWx-k?hl=en&hd=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>";" alt=""></a></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-7072590956695713998?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-22989041078966065872012-05-25T11:12:00.001-03:002012-05-25T11:12:13.679-03:002012-05-25T11:12:13.679-03:00Objetos Fálicos…despertam emoções…<p>Que isso é obvio…todo mundo sabe…</p> <p>Mas cada pessoa…mulheres principalmente, tem emoções diferentes despertadas por objetos que lembram a <strong><strike>gilomba</strike></strong> cara metade…</p> <p>Nas foto abaixo, por exemplo, quatro mulheres expressão emoções completamente diferentes com um único <strong>objeto fálico</strong>…</p> <p>Senão vejamos…da esquerda pra direita…</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-UrijixqPaSQ/T7-TMQyeDXI/AAAAAAAANgU/dD78BuXrI38/s1600-h/qualtemamelhor4.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="qualtemamelhor" border="0" alt="qualtemamelhor" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-rCV_F8wx_nw/T7-TPGJ36VI/AAAAAAAANgc/rpcSp1BofRs/qualtemamelhor_thumb1.jpg?imgmax=800" width="455" height="357"></a></p> <p><strong>Gulodice:</strong> Pense em uma cara de <strong>gulosa</strong>…quase se pode ouvir seus pensamento gritando…<strong>OBA!!! LEITINHO</strong>…</p> <p><strong>Raiva:</strong> Mas veja bem, não é raiva do que o objeto a faz lembrar…é raiva por ter sido trocada, por não ter dado o <strong>devido valor</strong> e agora esta solteira e tendo que usar um enfeite de arvore de natal na cabeça pra parecer que não tá nem ai..</p> <p>Na seguinte, até por esta segurando o <strong>dito cujo</strong>, a mais perigosa das emoções …</p> <p><strong>Posse, </strong>essa gosta, não quer largar e vai usar até o negocio secar…e seca podem acreditar…</p> <p>E por ultimo…a mais querida pelos homens…principalmente por que geralmente dá e passa…</p> <p><strong>Tara,</strong> …eu apostaria que ela passou a língua nos lábios…</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-2298904107896606587?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-18881678836735602112012-05-25T09:32:00.001-03:002012-05-25T09:32:32.096-03:002012-05-25T09:32:32.096-03:00Mantendo uma Loira ocupada…<p>Tai…vou usar esse truque…nos intervalos…claro…</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-HHcTJMnv-8c/T797pmzMpDI/AAAAAAAANfs/KzrLOfKPe-k/s1600-h/loira_ocupada%25255B2%25255D.gif"><img style="display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto" title="loira_ocupada" alt="loira_ocupada" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-Ih02_wNkm58/T7973sCeFWI/AAAAAAAANf0/bYP0cchZroE/loira_ocupada_thumb.gif?imgmax=800" width="240" height="140"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-1888167883673560211?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-78932018627655283272012-05-25T09:18:00.001-03:002012-05-25T09:18:15.377-03:002012-05-25T09:18:15.377-03:00Prisão de Ventre…A solução…<p>Nada de comida com<strong> fibra</strong>…nada de<strong> Iogurtes</strong> caros pra <strong>caralho</strong>…a solução para o fim de sua <strong>prisão de ventre</strong>….</p> <p>Um passeio…e garantimos, no mínimo, uma <strong>cueca</strong> melada…</p> <div style="padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; width: 430px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; padding-top: 0px" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:c827bdfb-eec7-4144-947d-f7d741804952" class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent"><div id="a505b7dc-4724-45fa-ab61-389085140d9c" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOTL2fv5JY" target="_new"><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-_xe6t65X43Q/T794hbdg_vI/AAAAAAAANfM/KhWNUK5Dv1s/videoe7a4e50aa22a%25255B4%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('a505b7dc-4724-45fa-ab61-389085140d9c'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = "<div><object width=\"430\" height=\"241\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/9gOTL2fv5JY?hl=en&hd=1\"><\/param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/9gOTL2fv5JY?hl=en&hd=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"430\" height=\"241\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>";" alt=""></a></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-7893201862765528327?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-21721396810611135772012-05-24T11:09:00.001-03:002012-05-24T11:09:25.111-03:002012-05-24T11:09:25.111-03:00Duvida Cruel…Xuxa me ajude…<p>Acho que vou ter que fazer uma faculdade de<strong> Psicologia</strong>…pra entender esse dilema…</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-nKk4GibYJ7c/T75BBgkFICI/AAAAAAAANek/U0ghTHHlzvk/s1600-h/Duvida%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="Duvida" border="0" alt="Duvida" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-PQq5y8xKDQI/T75BE3WXiMI/AAAAAAAANes/jlJvHCz2vYA/Duvida_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="447" height="517"></a></p> <p>N.E: Duvida vista no Face do discípulo…<strong>Caetano Matos</strong>…obrigado pequeno gafanhoto…</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-2172139681061113577?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-84404969713492952542012-05-24T10:05:00.001-03:002012-05-24T10:05:02.412-03:002012-05-24T10:05:02.412-03:00Leitinho!!! Oba!!!<p>Pra você ver como a visão de mundo é só uma questão de perspectiva de <strong>prazer</strong>…</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-PUYRLKnNIPM/T74x8PGXhcI/AAAAAAAANeM/hp33xRuvz7c/s1600-h/leiteoba%25255B1%25255D.png"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="leiteoba" border="0" alt="leiteoba" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-RXr3yUoYWrA/T74x_Hp0TKI/AAAAAAAANeU/-Qu9uwiquLU/leiteoba_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="468" height="366"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-8440496971349295254?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-19402418197808078732012-05-24T10:00:00.001-03:002012-05-24T10:00:19.065-03:002012-05-24T10:00:19.065-03:00Forever Alone…<p>Tradução…</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-lmqplaEtyV0/T74wsQ-VNBI/AAAAAAAANds/FCrK6B1ztxs/s1600-h/forever2%25255B1%25255D.png"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="forever2" border="0" alt="forever2" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-03YgBNqCyMU/T74wv7ksGdI/AAAAAAAANd0/bRLx-s17nkw/forever2_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="448" height="616"></a></p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/--2sB7Jx7co4/T74w3at-SII/AAAAAAAANd8/VRZ5zUBDKNg/s1600-h/forever%25255B4%25255D.png"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="forever" border="0" alt="forever" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/--wrIq1AX3zI/T74w4QIfWcI/AAAAAAAANeE/Qg7HhMjqdHY/forever_thumb%25255B2%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="122" height="146"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-1940241819780807873?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-31431469191534699312012-05-24T09:51:00.001-03:002012-05-24T09:51:07.408-03:002012-05-24T09:51:07.408-03:00Beber Cerveja…é uma arte…<p>Arte, inclusive, praticada a milhares de anos…temos a falsa noção de que o vinho é que era a bebida popular na antiguidade…falso…o <strong>vinho</strong> era uma bebida para festas e solenidades, como ainda é…a estória(com<strong> é</strong> mesmo) de <strong>Jesus</strong> é um bom exemplo…o milagre mais famoso<strong>*</strong> dele foi transformar agua em vinho em uma festa de casamento…e dizer que bebendo vinho se estaria bebendo seu sangue…</p> <p><strong>Cerveja</strong> era do dia a dia…claro…sobra dos pães não comidos e fermentados…</p> <p><strong>Cerveja</strong>…a verdadeira bebida da maioria…</p> <p><strong><font style="background-color: #ffff00">Beber cerveja é pra quem sabe…</font></strong></p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-sD2wM7gqsA0/T74uq9mcPiI/AAAAAAAANdc/rWKigueoUgg/s1600-h/bebercerveja%25255B5%25255D.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="bebercerveja" border="0" alt="bebercerveja" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-TTTbFC_X004/T74uuV0_sDI/AAAAAAAANdk/r4AhrCYi8Uw/bebercerveja_thumb%25255B3%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="428" height="835"></a></p> <p><font size="2"><strong>*</strong></font><font size="1"><strong> </strong>O Cidadão vem divulgar a palavra de Deus…Paz e Amor…morrer para nos salvar, cura cegos, ressuscita mortos, cura leprosos, cola a orelha cortada do soldado que vem lhe prender, multiplica pães, anda sobre as aguas. salva a<strong> ¨prostituta¨</strong>(favor observar aspas)…ressuscita…e o milagre principal dele é transformar agua em vinho(????) me <strong>pope…(</strong>escrito assim mesmo, pra quem sabe inglês…)</font></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-3143146919153469931?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-37845485555762069142012-05-23T09:38:00.001-03:002012-05-23T09:38:48.622-03:002012-05-23T09:38:48.622-03:00Tamanho da “barba” não é documento???<p>Já ouvi de mulheres que tamanho não é documento…e de outras que tamanho faz diferença…<strong>enche os olhos</strong>…e outras cositas más…sabe como é, né???</p> <p>Tô tranquilo…pra as que acham que não importa…vão ficar super <strong>satisfeitas</strong>…e as que acham que faz diferença…não vão ficar decepcionadas…</p> <p>Mas tem as que fazem questão de comparar e conferir se o tamanho da <strong>barba</strong> condiz com a propaganda…</p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-kACF2ZVEIBs/T7zaSgDFIlI/AAAAAAAANc0/AdUJ2XaD0tw/s1600-h/tamanhodabarba%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="tamanhodabarba" border="0" alt="tamanhodabarba" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-v0DVcCzV_c8/T7zaV15md8I/AAAAAAAANc8/Up6V5B4uj-4/tamanhodabarba_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="464" height="627"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-3784548555576206914?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-9924492658008597492012-05-23T09:29:00.001-03:002012-05-23T09:29:03.872-03:002012-05-23T09:29:03.872-03:00Ihh Fudeu…<p>Sabe nadar???</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-gaFACsbOrXQ/T7zYBjg8rvI/AAAAAAAANck/tEvLJDVjgp4/s1600-h/fude2%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="fude2" border="0" alt="fude2" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-cvAWvduVieo/T7zYDtK7MvI/AAAAAAAANcs/GOQwbn3iFZo/fude2_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="464" height="324"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-992449265800859749?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-52604566238348560772012-05-23T09:25:00.001-03:002012-05-23T09:25:55.520-03:002012-05-23T09:25:55.520-03:00Bacurinha Pegando fogo…em Cirílico…<p>Tinha que ser de um pais qualquer…que use o alfabeto <strong>cirílico</strong>…</p> <p>E assim que as <strong>Bacurinhas</strong> pegam fogo…parecido com as daqui…aqui só não tem tanta fumaça…</p> <div style="padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; width: 430px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; padding-top: 0px" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:85518a98-28c5-4544-b32c-2e558253a9f6" class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent"><div id="e3cfbcb1-34ad-4bc9-80ae-802a3288f5fc" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a74UgwcWxx8" target="_new"><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-kLxcUQwLsV0/T7zXUbsc8zI/AAAAAAAANcc/SBwSofCrzaI/video0c1ed7186962%25255B4%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('e3cfbcb1-34ad-4bc9-80ae-802a3288f5fc'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = "<div><object width=\"430\" height=\"248\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/a74UgwcWxx8?hl=en&hd=1\"><\/param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/a74UgwcWxx8?hl=en&hd=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"430\" height=\"248\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>";" alt=""></a></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-5260456623834856077?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-54508753193719149472012-05-22T11:13:00.001-03:002012-05-22T11:13:50.291-03:002012-05-22T11:13:50.291-03:00Aleluia…eu quero Aleluia…<p>Mel Dels…se essa mulher consegue tocar o hino americano com a <strong>bacurinha</strong>…imagine tocando<strong> Aleluia</strong>…</p> <div style="padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; width: 430px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; padding-top: 0px" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:6ac0db91-936f-4f2e-b158-337845e8c5d0" class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent"><div id="a112ec7c-0e58-44b0-b428-3832f87bf2ce" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev0YwOOm8Os" target="_new"><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/--offE1kJa2Q/T7ufHdASxrI/AAAAAAAANb8/N9KVScmUmmw/video9ea4ffa4d464%25255B5%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('a112ec7c-0e58-44b0-b428-3832f87bf2ce'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = "<div><object width=\"430\" height=\"248\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ev0YwOOm8Os?hl=en&hd=1\"><\/param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ev0YwOOm8Os?hl=en&hd=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"430\" height=\"248\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>";" alt=""></a></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-5450875319371914947?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-2735409797005580862012-05-22T09:51:00.001-03:002012-05-22T09:51:47.710-03:002012-05-22T09:51:47.710-03:00Wtf…Alguém traga minha 12…<p>Ai meu olhos….</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-npTqYOhG9AA/T7uLmRb-J_I/AAAAAAAANbU/rBJv8vSgd9w/s1600-h/meldeus2%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="meldeus2" border="0" alt="meldeus2" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-_IN59vhMmzg/T7uLouWeIxI/AAAAAAAANbc/pnj9rUOSqGQ/meldeus2_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="459" height="446"></a></p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-OGJrYH8K5Q4/T7uLwjw10EI/AAAAAAAANbk/47ssF6y-66k/s1600-h/6707%25255B2%25255D.gif"><img style="display: inline" title="6707" alt="6707" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-7Jm1Y9YVS0M/T7uL4pcxVtI/AAAAAAAANbs/Rqb5pI8WuyE/6707_thumb.gif?imgmax=800" width="160" height="121"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-273540979700558086?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-91652388311113613072012-05-22T09:08:00.001-03:002012-05-22T09:08:23.186-03:002012-05-22T09:08:23.186-03:00O FAP Feminino…<p>Pense em uma coisa bonita de se ver…</p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-iBVVOSPMbgM/T7uBnqH-_vI/AAAAAAAANa8/8IukEhTQLxo/s1600-h/fap1.png"><img style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="fap" border="0" alt="fap" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-3JDQbtWDG3Q/T7uBtHibYcI/AAAAAAAANbE/t9EWMnKvtOo/fap_thumb1.jpg?imgmax=800" width="500" height="417"></a></p> <p>Ou…</p> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="497"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">1- Dar um tapa na boneca</td> <td valign="top" width="256">19- Brinca de DJ</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">2- Lustrar a ostra</td> <td valign="top" width="256">20- Bater Carne</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">3- Tocar um solo na guitarra</td> <td valign="top" width="256">21- Rodar a bolinha do mouse</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">4- Cutucar a suculenta</td> <td valign="top" width="256">22- Fazer carinho na lula</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">5- Pintar a unha</td> <td valign="top" width="256">23- Dar um tapa na pantera</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">6- Jogar basquete</td> <td valign="top" width="256">24- Mexer na orelha do elfo</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">7- Dar uma coçada no poodle</td> <td valign="top" width="256">25- Tocar baixo</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">8- Afinar a harpa</td> <td valign="top" width="256">26- Bater bolo</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">9- Tocar uma siririca</td> <td valign="top" width="256">27- Jogar raspadinha</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">10- Cantar a musica nos dedinhos</td> <td valign="top" width="256">28- Tocar piano</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">11- Descabelar a barbie</td> <td valign="top" width="256">29- Dar uma alissada na massa</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">12- Espancar a macaca</td> <td valign="top" width="256">30- Lavar a recha</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">13- Praticar o amor próprio</td> <td valign="top" width="256">31- Sentar o dedo na bandida</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">14- Bolinar a lilica</td> <td valign="top" width="256">32- Destravar o Iphone</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">15- Dar comida pra bixana</td> <td valign="top" width="256">33- Meter o dedo na banguela</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">16- Arear a boca do fogão</td> <td valign="top" width="256">34- Encerar o capô do fusca</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">17- Fazer sabão</td> <td valign="top" width="256">35- Tocar o sininho</td></tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="239">18- Consolar a periquita</td> <td valign="top" width="256">36- Invocar o David Guetta</td></tr></tbody></table> <p>N.E: Agora se vocês me dão licença…<strong>vou ali</strong>…e volto já…</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-9165238831111361307?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-32460317052097311192012-05-21T09:57:00.001-03:002012-05-21T09:57:24.195-03:002012-05-21T09:57:24.195-03:00Por que é Segunda…Dia de Corno…<p>E pra corno…uma chifrada a mais ou uma a menos…</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-lMiFtZ7zwq4/T7o7pYgqw_I/AAAAAAAANaU/Yr3_9T1ktp0/s1600-h/levarchifre%25255B1%25255D.png"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="levarchifre" border="0" alt="levarchifre" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-cjq3joxQG4I/T7o7su9cW0I/AAAAAAAANac/EaNHDCAQq3M/levarchifre_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="478" height="336"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-3246031705209731119?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-10916972791548028422012-05-20T22:33:00.001-03:002012-05-20T22:33:40.729-03:002012-05-20T22:33:40.729-03:00E aiiiiii…Brother??? Belê??<p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-ftSjlvVjXuk/T7mbXc8jnDI/AAAAAAAANZ8/tdiXmoeWIWM/s1600-h/vinocampinaremos%25255B7%25255D.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="vinocampinaremos" border="0" alt="vinocampinaremos" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-8RAECgniZV4/T7mbcwNhvRI/AAAAAAAANaE/Rd0V8x6U1no/vinocampinaremos_thumb%25255B4%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="417" height="1109"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-1091697279154802842?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-67434557817698611712012-05-20T22:30:00.001-03:002012-05-20T22:30:37.930-03:002012-05-20T22:30:37.930-03:00Pagando Calcinha….Fail…<p>Você esta fazendo isso…<strong><font style="background-color: #ffff00">MUITO ERRADO</font></strong>…</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-FTLqdSLJyIw/T7mar9e2j0I/AAAAAAAANZs/jUyRQU5QmVU/s1600-h/pagarcalcinhifail%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="pagarcalcinhifail" border="0" alt="pagarcalcinhifail" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-dAYA2csU_Pw/T7mau774rwI/AAAAAAAANZ0/GP2uPhx5v7s/pagarcalcinhifail_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="457" height="632"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-6743455781769861171?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-14095533496403800262012-05-20T22:22:00.001-03:002012-05-20T22:22:56.393-03:002012-05-20T22:22:56.393-03:00Lei Seca<p>Gostaria de dividir minha experiência com você que bebe e dirige mesmo assim.<br>No último sábado à noite, no aniversario do meu amigo Magno ,não sei quantas cervejas e taças de vinho bebi.<br>Sabendo que não estava legal, fiz algo que nunca havia feito antes.<br>Deixei meu carro no estacionamento do restaurante e peguei um ônibus.<br>Resultado: cheguei em casa a salvo, sem nenhum incidente, com uma<br>sensação de dever cumprido.<br><strong>PS : O que me deixou mais perplexo foi que eu nunca tinha dirigido um ônibus em toda minha vida!</strong></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-1409553349640380026?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-53554190044885208472012-05-19T12:35:00.001-03:002012-05-19T12:35:53.430-03:002012-05-19T12:35:53.430-03:00Você é um Babaca…<p>Pleno fim de semana e você ai <strong><strike>batendo punheta</strike></strong> em frente uma tela de computador vendo um bando de blog sem sentido…como esse…e se achando o máximo…</p> <p>Pois eu tenho uma novidade pra você…você é um babaca…saia cara…vá curtir a vida, se você não tem amigos…acontece…vá pra um shopping, mesmo sendo um programa babaca…você vai ver gente, garotas…no mínimo você cria um repertorio novo para os <strong>FAPs</strong>…da semana…</p> <p>Ou você quer ser um…</p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-pKXMQiWdnoE/T7e905uhG8I/AAAAAAAANZE/9_UjWyg0sXU/s1600-h/forever%25255B4%25255D.png"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="forever" border="0" alt="forever" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-EAXqJBcw7W0/T7e914i1iRI/AAAAAAAANZM/V90eePTHCY0/forever_thumb%25255B2%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="153" height="183"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-5355419004488520847?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-36586759913645178432012-05-18T09:31:00.001-03:002012-05-18T09:31:30.902-03:002012-05-18T09:31:30.902-03:00Posar Nu + Gostosa = Bilas Voadoras…<p>Bilas = Bolinha de Gude…</p> <div style="padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; width: 420px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; padding-top: 0px" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:6bdfdf36-023b-45be-8ff2-d927af4c523a" class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent"><div id="4155ce43-f9fb-46d6-91a8-0f7dde78d7fd" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRKYvPV4l28" target="_new"><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-8f3RVsgIYMk/T7ZBITvFiQI/AAAAAAAANYk/K44hySdQ1xw/video07327695d76c%25255B4%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('4155ce43-f9fb-46d6-91a8-0f7dde78d7fd'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = "<div><object width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/FRKYvPV4l28?hl=en&hd=1\"><\/param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/FRKYvPV4l28?hl=en&hd=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>";" alt=""></a></div></div></div> <p>N.E: Um Clássico…</p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-3658675991364517843?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-40469765973835012592012-05-18T09:03:00.001-03:002012-05-18T09:03:14.362-03:002012-05-18T09:03:14.362-03:00Considerações sobre atos Idiotas…<p>A minha vontade ao ver esse vídeo…era fazer um verdadeiro tratado sobre a incrível capacidade humana de ser IDIOTA…</p> <p>Mas…estou sem saco…e além disso…o vídeo é tão auto explicativo que só me resta me juntar á voz de deus…que aparece no fim do vídeo e dizer:</p> <p>Eu sabia. Eu avisei…não avisei??</p> <div style="padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; width: 420px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; padding-top: 0px" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:613a283f-7f1a-436e-8ba4-2a6d33ff933c" class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent"><div id="fd54f8f4-bd40-4699-a757-3614fdd58c2c" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY8PU6AUGwM" target="_new"><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/--QkG9M0kjYs/T7Y6gdnYdfI/AAAAAAAANYQ/Qe1CscgUO0c/video4507fabfc2cf%25255B8%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('fd54f8f4-bd40-4699-a757-3614fdd58c2c'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = "<div><object width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/YY8PU6AUGwM?hl=en&hd=1\"><\/param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/YY8PU6AUGwM?hl=en&hd=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>";" alt=""></a></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-4046976597383501259?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-1429887566211259462012-05-18T08:58:00.001-03:002012-05-18T08:58:26.457-03:002012-05-18T08:58:26.457-03:00Advinhe…se for capaz…o final.<p>Homi minino…</p> <p>Como diz o senhor meu<strong> progenitor</strong>…</p> <p>“Não ha coisa mais terrificante do que a ignorância em ação”</p> <div style="padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; width: 430px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; padding-top: 0px" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:aa8d3102-e55b-477c-91c2-0ed982b971fa" class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent"><div id="eae0943b-b972-4230-8ffd-77f3e863b6de" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ8TU7ftyaI" target="_new"><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-gTlPuECbTiY/T7Y5YZ_AkCI/AAAAAAAANYI/Y0cqQ-IYnSo/video904b20c9d7a4%25255B3%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('eae0943b-b972-4230-8ffd-77f3e863b6de'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = "<div><object width=\"430\" height=\"248\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/yJ8TU7ftyaI?hl=en&hd=1\"><\/param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/yJ8TU7ftyaI?hl=en&hd=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"430\" height=\"248\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>";" alt=""></a></div></div></div> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><strong>Vi no </strong></font><a href="http://www.elatadexico.org/"><font color="#a5a5a5"><strong>ElaTádeXico</strong></font></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-142988756621125946?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-11561448531866752452012-05-17T08:56:00.001-03:002012-05-17T08:56:15.188-03:002012-05-17T08:56:15.188-03:00Seguuuurrra Peão…<p>Esse cara devia ir para <strong>Barretos</strong>…</p> <div style="padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; width: 430px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; padding-top: 0px" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:dfe9e5e5-0b56-4fc7-b024-4cd58c736efe" class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent"><div id="172317f5-40e5-4093-ab38-f5d397cbe122" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J4fdc_G2cA" target="_new"><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-s7x01_3Iv18/T7TnXeL1TZI/AAAAAAAANXY/8GlslssitlQ/video294fe0be4f32%25255B5%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('172317f5-40e5-4093-ab38-f5d397cbe122'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = "<div><object width=\"430\" height=\"248\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/5J4fdc_G2cA?hl=en&hd=1\"><\/param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/5J4fdc_G2cA?hl=en&hd=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"430\" height=\"248\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>";" alt=""></a></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-1156144853186675245?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-32036262294866737282012-05-17T08:53:00.001-03:002012-05-17T08:53:36.359-03:002012-05-17T08:53:36.359-03:00Adoro Comer Glúteos…<p>Alguém sabe onde é esse restaurante…</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-izTYM5P1dq0/T7Tms5a5blI/AAAAAAAANXI/Ljj81FXRSew/s1600-h/aonde3.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="aonde" border="0" alt="aonde" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-0wz0_3-kuGw/T7TmvkSnSnI/AAAAAAAANXQ/omPBuBlYGTI/aonde_thumb1.jpg?imgmax=800" width="463" height="386"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-3203626229486673728?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38615236.post-68760875129894937572012-05-17T08:52:00.001-03:002012-05-17T08:52:53.122-03:002012-05-17T08:52:53.122-03:00Chave de perna…Eu também quero…<p>E de quebra pode deslocar o ombro…eu deixo…</p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-X8OmPM-iGio/T7TmhoXR_YI/AAAAAAAANW4/hydpyeC_at0/s1600-h/chavetambemquero3.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto; padding-top: 0px" title="chavetambemquero" border="0" alt="chavetambemquero" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-_W_6NiZcNrc/T7TmkwoeSmI/AAAAAAAANXA/r_-meeEt7nc/chavetambemquero_thumb1.jpg?imgmax=800" width="474" height="370"></a></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38615236-6876087512989493757?l=www.seuboga.com' alt='' /></div>Seu BOGAnoreply@blogger.com0