Sassy Sarsi Podcast

Episode 28 - LATE E-MAILS

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Wed, 3 Jun 2009 20:40:00 GMT

I received these emails about a month and a half ago and I'm just getting around to reading it now. So pardon me, my dahlinks! At least I'm reading them now than totally forgetting about it, OK?! Send me email: lickmypink@sassysarsi.com; My new blog: http://lickmypink.blogspot.com; Visit: http://www.sassysarsi.com; Sassy Line: 206-339-6657

Episode 27 - HEALTHY SKIN

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Sat, 23 May 2009 08:43:00 GMT

I continue my rant about Kevin cumming on my face, but it turns out to be a positive outcome so I'm not too butt-hurt about it. Plus, I read an old journal entry...which is a letter from a married man. All this and more, so listen up my little dahlinks! Email: lickmypink@sassysarsi.com; Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/sassysarsi; MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/sassysarsi; SassyLine: 206-339-6657

Episode 26 - A FAVORITE PASTIME

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Wed, 13 May 2009 05:27:00 GMT

What is your favorite pastime? I have plenty, but there's only two that I actually enjoy! Please don't judge me, because I'm sure your pasttime is worst than mine, ok? A few things to remember: New email: LickMyPink@SassySarsi.com My Official Website: http://www.sassysarsi.com (Be sure to click on the Links tab for more Sassy Sarsi goodness!) SassyLine: 206-339-6657

Episode 25 - MAKING UP

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Tue, 5 May 2009 10:49:00 GMT

Making up is fun, but most of the time they are hard to do. This episode is a continuation from my last video on YouTube titled "Return of the ex boyfriend" (you can see it here: http://tinyurl.com/cfdl6k) All this and more! So subscribe, listen and spread the word! **PSA on Swine Flu and FAT Discrimation courtesy of Kiko Lombardi of Visitronix Podcast **Intro with Madge Weinstein of Yeast Radio

Episode 24 - YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 09:26:00 GMT

This show is being true to yourself and staying positive, no matter what the superficial people say or think about YOU. In this podcast, I discuss: - Susan Boyle and the humbling experience - Fanmail - Marriage and relationships ...all this and MORE!!! I have a new number for my SassyLine: 206-339-6657

Quick chat #8

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 05:22:00 GMT

Just a quick update on what's been going on since the last episode. I am currently recording bits and pieces and sorting out through these new materials that people are emailing me. If you still care, I have a NEW Sassy Line number; so please call - 206-339-6657

Episode 23 - YOU ARE NOT A DIVA!

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:16:00 GMT

I hope you guys had a great Easter weekend with family and friends. What makes a singer a DIVA? Who would you put on your top 10 Diva list? All this and more, listen up and be educated, ok?!?!

Episode 22 - THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Sat, 4 Apr 2009 22:08:00 GMT

I finally got some time to record a real show, ok, my bebes?! Listen up and find out... - PSA courtesy of Kiko Lombardi check him out: http://blog.visitronix.com - The story behind the song: I'll Be Rubbin' It (So Hard) - An email from a black girl who is finding true love in the south ...all this and MORE!!!

Episode 21 - I'LL BE RUBBIN' IT (SO HARD)

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:04:00 GMT

I was having writer's block ~ so instead of a proper episode show, I recorded this song and thought I'd let you hear this rendition of Mariah's "I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time" - I changed the lyrics and title...tell me what you think!!! I may do a music video of this song and post it on YouTube in the future!

Episode 20 - CREEPY OLD MAN

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Fri, 6 Mar 2009 01:57:00 GMT

This old man has got stories to tell, but I just wasn't bothered to hear it. I mean, I'm suppose to be enjoying my food. Hear more about it on this episode of the Sassy Sarsi Podcast Show.

Episode 19 - I AIN'T YOUR STRAP-ON HO!

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 22:48:00 GMT

I have to share you some of my recent dating experience. Also, I read one email from a listener about her dry-spell since her break-up from her ex a year ago.

HOLLER - SPICE GIRLS (SARSI COVER) - Vidcast #5

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Fri, 6 Feb 2009 22:29:00 GMT

Hereâs my official 2nd music video. A tribute to the Spice Girls, one of my favorite all-girl pop group! This video took 2 hours to shoot because of technical difficulties. But it turned out great after that! NOTE: I AM NOT making any profit from this song or video, this is mainly for fun and just paying tribute.

Episode 18 - SHASTA BODIQUA (PART 2)

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:11:00 GMT

Catching up with my dear friend, Shasta Bodiqua. Enjoy your three-day weekend, my bebes! **Intro courtesy of Cram Redgeh of Living Life as a Gay DJ in the UK**

FOOLISH BEAT - DEBBIE GIBSON (SARSI COVER) - Vidcast #4

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:49:00 GMT

This is my first music video (with me singing). The first of many more to come! This song first appeared in Episode 13. PLEASE NOTE: I DO **NOT** OWN royalties nor do I make any profit from this song. This is just a tribute to Ms. Gibson.

Episode 17 - TAKE A BOW

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:38:00 GMT

Intro courtesy by Cram Redgeh in the UK (check out Living Life as a Gay DJ in The UK on iTunes) I am feeling much better than I did a few days ago. Thank you for all your support and love! *Email from fans are read and answered *2 voicemails are played and one answered *An oldie but a goodie song tribute back when my voice was still young and sweet, ok? All this and more!

Quick chat #7

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Tue, 6 Jan 2009 21:34:00 GMT

I'm sick and I feel like crap! It sucks to be starting the new year feeling sick! Send me some get well soon wishes via email or by phone call!

Episode 16 - INTO THE NEW...

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:23:00 GMT

Getting ready for the new year! Ila Goldman calls up and offers help. "Miss Chatelaine" cover song tribute ...all this and MORE!!! so listen up!

Episode 15 - HOLIDAY

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Happy Christmas to everyone! To my listeners, new friends and YouTube supporters. Just thought I'd send some good thoughts over to you my lovelies, listen to some new ditty songs I recorded and hope to see you all in 2009!

SARSI'S LOVE STORY - Vidcast #3

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:03:00 GMT

I pay tribute to my all-time favorite diva, Mariah Carey, by lip-synching âLove Storyâ from her 2008 album E=MC2. Enjoy the video and your comments are always welcomed. Please note that I am not trying to be Mariah nor am I claiming that this song is mine; Iâm just having fun and paying homage. Iâm not getting royalties from this, haha! **DISCLAIMER: I usually upload my videos on YouTube but because of music rights, they denied playback, so itâs only available through video podcast. Feel lucky, my bebes!!!**

Quick chat #6

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:00:00 GMT

I am feeling lazy, ok? But here's a quick update chatter for you. Watch my videos on YouTube under SassySarsi Please rate and comment and add me as a friend and subscribe to my damn channel...'cuz you know how we do!

Episode 14 - CLOSURE

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Mon, 1 Dec 2008 10:52:00 GMT

Finally gave closure to the one I thought I loved. Moving on to bigger and better things. World AIDS Day - Protect Yourself and Respect Yourself. Your life is worth saving and living, aint that right bebes?

Quick chat #5

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:42:00 GMT

Find out why I'm so upset and I ended up in tears. Maybe because you don't take the time to rate and comment my videos or listen to any of my podcast. Whatevah, bebes! I think I should join Kathy Griffin on the D-list!

Quick chat #4

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:36:00 GMT

Just a quickie chat for my peeps. Talking on my drive home and it's late. My participation at the gay rallies and protest. Because you know how we do! This is a 3-part quickie call!

Episode 13 - POST ELECTION

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Wed, 5 Nov 2008 10:29:00 GMT

A new day has come...change is here! And we better make it happen, ok my bebes? A victory win for Obama, WTF is wrong with Californians? PSA from the Notorious CHO; intro from Girls will be Girls .... and plenty more, so sit tight and enjoy! Plus a new song bonus just for yous!

Episode 12 - ROCK THE VOTE!!!

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Sat, 1 Nov 2008 09:18:00 GMT

It's time for you to ROCK THE VOTE, my bebes. It's time for you to free your mind and hope for change! Advise to my mother, PSA from Ms. Shirley Q., Some healthy sex tips for the womyns and the gay menz...and more! Just listen, ok?!?

SARSI'S MENTAL HEALTH DAY - Vidcast #2

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:03:00 GMT

I have been so busy the past 2 weeks. Bouncing from party to party, laughing, boozing, sexinâ with fun and lovely peeps. Also, a bonus clip towards the end of this vidcast episode!

Episode 11 - I WILL SURVIVE...WITHOUT YOU!

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:17:00 GMT

Intro taken from "Girls Will Be Girls" by Jack Plotnick and Clinton Leupp. This podcast recaps the Halloween Party Bash that some of you did not show up to...ok, flake-ass?! Listener emails are read and answered. A friendly call from Bitsy DuBois - distracted by a little slap and tickle. I WILL SURVIVE - a disco diva classic song RE-VAMPED!!!

Quick chat #3

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:32:00 GMT

I have been sick the past 3 days but I'm feeling all better now. Also, an update on my pregnancy scare and why I should be celebrating!!! A hinting message at Shasta...who's either been MIA or just the biggest flake with all her "busy" schedule. Whatevah!

Episode 10 - I JUST KILLED A MAN

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Sat, 4 Oct 2008 08:44:00 GMT

Phone call intro by Cheryl Merkowski. Recording live at Disney's Gay Days while taking a break from all the rides and the menz! (All this and more!) My rendition of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" courtesy of Black Lipzz Studios, a hook-up by Sha'Labia.

Quick chat #2

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:41:00 GMT

Stopping by to check in with my bebes. Shocking news but don't worry, Auntie Sarsi can manage! Questions? Call me! 206-339-6657

Episode 9 - HOT CHAT

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:22:00 GMT

In this episode: An unexpected revelation from my mother. Fan emails from my peeps. PSA: Dawn French as Catherine Zeta-Jones. Hot chat with a random fellow - (all this and MORE so LISTEN UP!)

SARSI'S VEGAS WEEKEND - Vidcast #1

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:05:00 GMT

A video clip of my weekend in Vegas last weekend. I apologize for not posting this sooner. I have been very busy tending to other things that I finally had some time to myself and was able to put these video clips together just for you!!! Thoughts...? This is also my VERY FIRST vidcast...so I want to know what you think, my bebes!!!

Episode 8 - MY BUSY WEEK SO FAR

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Sat, 6 Sep 2008 02:57:00 GMT

**ALBUM ARTWORK BY Paul Moschell (www.myspace.com/paulmoschell)** Phone intro by Percy the gay. Phone interview by Aaron from San Francisco. PSA by Lucille McGilicutty. All this and more - so listen up, betches!

Episode 7 - PILATES VS YOGA

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Mon, 1 Sep 2008 22:13:00 GMT

My damn noisy neighbors have no consideration to others! Holy Mutha-funkah! Is that you, Leona?! Studly Aaron Maas (pictured on artwork - *see the earrings I'm wearing*) calls Sarsi rambling about something. My love for pilates. Q&A emails from my listeners and PSA from yours truly about being a true friend in the cyber networking world! All this and more...so LISTEN UP BETCHES!!!

Quick chat #1

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:07:00 GMT

Just stopping by for a quick chat. I can't stand talentless queers, ok? Listen and you'll know what I mean.

Episode 6 - DON'T BE A MOOCH

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:24:00 GMT

I told him to "lick my pink!" Shasta leaves a voice message; also, one of my devoted listeners sends love my way; PSA by Ms. Liquor "Too much white people on TV"; and other mis-durrings. And a story about why you should NEVER mooch off people and have manners, OK?!?!

Episode 5 - QUIET ON THE SET

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:45:00 GMT

On location at the porn capital in Van Nuys, CA. Working with some of the best and hot actor menz. I got my yum-yum plucked and moist. Plus, a special tip/advice from Alexyss of YouTube's Ask Alexyss. And back by popular demand: Touch My Body - a karaoke tribute to Mimi.

Episode 4 - AUNTIE SARSI

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Mon, 4 Aug 2008 18:29:00 GMT

This episode includes voicemails from Bitsy DuBois and some wannabe-model named Candice. Kids, rice krispie squares and sex tips for virgins. Do I feel the earth move under my feet?

Episode 3 - CONVERSATION WITH SHASTA BODIQUA

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:28:00 GMT

I invited my dear friend Shasta over after lunch to my lovely abode and had a nice chat with this betch! Reminiscing through the good times and bad. What happens when you put two betch divas in the same room with all their raging yum-yum hormones? Find out!

Episode 2 - REPORTING FROM NORTH OF THE BORDER

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:20:00 GMT

I present to you a few of my favorite (and not so favorite) things. While I enjoy my midnight snack here's a pre-recorded episode during my last night here at my 3rd home away from home in Vancouver, Canada. Oh, Canada...you are missed!

Episode 1 - MY RETURN

lickmypink@sassysarsi.com (Sarsi) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:58:00 GMT

After a well-deserved break, I am finally BACK! I'm going to try and fill you in on what I've been up to, as well as post some old recorded episodes that never made it on the first show. I welcome the new listeners as well. I give a brief history about myself so you guys will be up-to-speed of things.