"The password should not contain any special characters, symbols or spaces."
Source: http://www.amplitude-studios.com (during registration)

<XMPPwocky> real men optimize object files with a hex editor

<d33tah> zomg
<d3ttah> jaki mily dzien
<d33tah> odkrylem ze wiekszosc moich hotpixeli to tylko brud

Q:I get a core dump when trying to dump streams, what's wrong?

A:Don't panic. Make sure you know where your towel is.

http://www.mplayerhq.hu/DOCS/HTML/en/faq.html#idp11014048

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

Z changeloga xserver-xorg-input-synaptics w Ubuntu:
* Fix crash on Apple trackpads when touching with more than 10 fingers

#cat README

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

WHY ?? BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF THE VERY VERY VERY FEW WHO READ THE README FILE!!

But because the other, huge percentage do NOT, we moved the actual contents
of this file into IGNOREME file because the chances for most of the people to
read IGNOREME are at least the chances to read README (more than that, we
believe they are really much higher).

So now, go read IGNOREME with the actual contents what you would have
expected here.

(13:25:23) divVerent: THE WORLD WILL END
(13:25:26) divVerent: THIRTEEN IS NOT A PRIME
(13:25:33) divVerent: (3+2i) * (3-2i) == 13

// PrestaShop classes/Validate.php

public static function isAnything($data)
{
return true;
}

<Koziołek>Suma inteligencji na planecie jest stała. Liczba ludności rośnie.

// Sleep for 0ms to allow the OS to process events etc.
s3eDeviceYield(0);

-----
http://www.madewithmarmalade.com/devnet/docs#/main/native/creatinganapplication/thehelloworldsourcefile.html

<sam> robienie GUI w prologu to jak granie w ping-ponga laptopem

Las nazywamy gęstym, jeśli pomiędzy dwoma dowolnymi drzewami znajdzie się zawsze jakieś trzecie.

Lemat: Jeśli pewna osoba ma brata rodzonego w rodzinie A i w rodzinie B, to jest to ta sama rodzina.

"dynamiczny content to tak jakby zamiast zawołać dziecko z pokoju obok to robić nowe i czekać 2 lata aż urośnie"

Agnieszka: hej
Bubu: Hej
Agnieszka: szybkie pytanko, miałaś na studiach analizę, algebrę itd?
Bubu: jesss
Agnieszka: przydały Ci się do czegoś potem?
Bubu: tak
Agnieszka: a do czego
Bubu: rozumiem dowcipy o całkach.

Real Users hate Real Programmers.

// FIXME We return this initial value if // there's a problem (this is bad).

<bcos> "| style="background: #E8E8E8" align="right" | 0x01" just to get the text "0x01" to look right
<bcos> I tried "align "wrong" " but it didn't help

<Xirdus> Yo dawg, I heard you like programming so I made x86 simulator in Lua and run it in Lua VM written in my own language which VM is written in JavaScript and ran in JS engine written in C++ and compiled to LLVM bytecode, which I then converted into JS and ran in Firefox inside Ubuntu online presentation opened in Android emulator for Mac OS, which is running in VM under Windows 7 in XP Mode, on VM running inside VM I set on my Debian.

<emu> nie ma to jak szukać pomocy na wiki gentoo - "The first thing you need to do is compile your kernel with the following options: "

OS X terminal command
> say
is incredibly fun for creeping people out, and it's the sole reason I keep SSH turned on on all of my machines. Especially when you use
> say -v whisper "I'm watching you."

<Sawyer> :q
<Sawyer> emotka wyrażająca zdumienie, że potrafisz wychodzić z vima

W domu jest pies i kot, pies wyszedł oknem a kot drzwiami. co zostało?

część urojona

wprost ze specyfikacji płyty głównej Eprox dotyczący komunikatów na wyświetlaczu płyty głownej (w bardzo luźnym tłumaczeniu):

kod FF - płyta głowna jest sprawna, bądź niesprawna

#include <std_disclaimer.h>
/*
* Your warranty is now void.
*
* I am not responsible for bricked devices, dead SD cards,
* thermonuclear war, or you getting fired because the alarm app failed. Please
* do some research if you have any concerns about features included in this ROM
* before flashing it! YOU are choosing to make these modifications, and if
* you point the finger at me for messing up your device, I will laugh at you.
*
* Submitting bug reports on nightly builds is the leading
* cause of male impotence.
*/

źródło: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1410400

"Pola w rekordzie oddzielone są znakiem „pałki” ( | )" - dokumentacja jednego z banków.

/*
WARNING: /boot appears to be a seperate partition but is not mounted.
You probably just broke your system. Congratulations.
*/

<kiechu> Ten kod to taki hardcore, że repozytoria przenieśliśmy z github'a na pornhub'a

- i_suck_and_my_tests_are_order_dependent!()
"Call this at the top of your tests when you absolutely positively need to have ordered tests. In doing so, you’re admitting that you suck and your tests are weak."

http://ruby-doc.org/stdlib-1.9.3/libdoc/minitest/unit/rdoc/MiniTest/Unit/TestCase.html#method-c-i_suck_and_my_tests_are_order_dependent-21