Right Mails

noreply@blogger.com (Ashish) — Sat, 17 Dec 2016 08:59:00 +0530

For all the clash of clans players http://maxclashgems.com Everybody uses this now! (9rT6i)

Tata Megapixel at the Geneva Motor Show

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 23:41:00 +0530

Tata Motors presented at the 82nd Geneva Motor Show the Tata Megapixel, a new four-seater city-smart global range extended electric vehicle (REEV) concept for the performance-seeking and environment-conscious motorist anywhere in the world Combining a lithium ion phosphate battery and an on-board petrol engine generator for recharging on the move, the Tata Megapixel offers a range of up to 900 km (with a single tank of fuel), path-breaking CO2 emission of just 22 gm / km and fuel economy of 100 km / litre ..

Ctrl+Alt+Del Message from Dr.A.P.J.Kalam

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 15:17:00 +0530

Life Cycle of Engineers

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 13:50:00 +0530

Baba Khalid for all problems of Software Developer

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 13:49:00 +0530

Gita saar for software Developers

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 13:47:00 +0530

Gita Saar

Songs by professional

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 11:21:00 +0530

डीग्री भी लेलो, ये नौकरी भी लेलो ♥

ये डीग्री भी लेलो, ये नौकरी भी लेलो,

भले छीन लो मुझसे USA का विसा

मगर मुझको लौटा दो वो क्वालेज का कन्टीन,

वो चाय का पानी, वो तीखा समोसा..........

कडी धूप मे अपने घर से निकलना,

वो प्रोजेक्ट की खातीर शहर भर भटकना,

वो लेक्चर मे दोस्तों की प्रोक्झी लगाना,

वो सर को चीढाना ,वो एरोप्लेन उडाना,

वो सबमीशन की रातों को जागना जगाना,

वो ओरल्स की कहानी, वो प्रक्टीकल का किस्सा.....

बीमारी का कारण दे के टाईम बढाना,

वो दुसरों के Assignments को अपना बनाना,

वो सेमीनार के दिन पैरो का छटपटाना,

वो WorkShop मे दिन रात पसीना बहाना,

वो Exam के दिन का बेचैन माहौल,

पर वो मा का विश्वास - टीचर का भरोसा.....

वो पेडो के नीचे गप्पे लडाना,

वो रातों मे Assignments Sheets बनाना,

वो Exams के आखरी दिन Theater मे जाना,

वो भोले से फ़्रेशर्स को हमेशा सताना,

Without any reason, Common Off पे जाना,

टेस्ट के वक्त Table me मे किताबों को रखना,

ये डीग्री भी लेलो, ये नौकरी भी लेलो,

भले छीन लो मुझसे USA का विसा

मगर मुझको लौटा दो वो क्वालेज का कन्टीन,

वो चाय का पानी, वो तीखा समोसा

Bollywood Coder...very funny

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 23:57:00 +0530

The ones in BOLD are the best ones…

Just imagine it in the way they talk…

Latest dialogues from the movie "Ghayal Coder" under production:

Sunny Deol: Bench pe bench, bench pe bench, Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench!
Analysis of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!
Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!
Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!

Sunny Deol: Chaddha samjao ise....
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo kisi bazaar mein nahi milta...
Coder use lekar paida hota hai....

Sunny Deol: Aur jab yeh Dotnet ka code kisi Java wale ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai............

Sunny Deol: Bazaar main aise code bht milte lekin unko chalane k liye jo seena chaiye hta hai who ek coder lekar paida hta hai

Developer Nana Patekar's dialogue:
Bang Bang Bang...(on the keyboard)...
Ye dekho ...
Ye 'C' ka code.. ye 'C++' ka code... Ye dono mila diya...
Ab bata tester - 'C' ka kaunsa, 'C++' ka kaunsa???
Jab banane waale ne ismein koi farak nahi kiya to tum kaun ho farak karne waale.... Bata bata

RajKumar :
Jaani,
Jinke khud ke code JAVA mein hote hai,
Woh DOT NET ka certification nahi diya karte!!

Wonderful Thoughts...

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 23:25:00 +0530

Love your job but don't love your Company,
because you may not know when your company stops loving you.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

What is the Secret of SUCCESS? "RIGHT DECISIONS"
How do you make Right Decisions? "EXPERIENCE"
How do you get Experience? "WRONG DECISIONS!"
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

Without your involvement you can't succeed.
With your involvement you can't fail.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
STANLEY FERRARD

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
CHARLES DICKENS

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Behind every successful man, there is an untold pain in his heart.
BILL JACOBS

It's better to lose your Ego to the one you Love,
than to lose the one you LOVE because of EGO!
JOHN KEATS

Don't make promise when you are in JOY. Don't reply when you are SAD.
Don't take decisions when you are ANGRY……. Think twice, Act wise.

Upcoming Horror movies in IT Sector.......

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 00:48:00 +0530

Here are upcoming Horror movies in IT Sector.......
Deadline
Wo Akhri Mail………………
Evil DART
Masoom Coder- A Life in trouble
9 Ghante 15 Minute
Ichadhari Bug
Zahereelee Defect
Prod Release ki Raat
Do Hazar Code Ke Neeche
REGRESSION - RELOADED
0 Bug – Mano ya na Mano…………….!!!
I know what you CODED last summer
Adam khor developer
Bhut wala DC
I still know what you CODED last summer
Coding- The mystery continues………
Darinda manager, tadapta developer ... !!!!
Andha code … !!!
Gayab coder – A murder mystery.. !!!
Zahreela food court .. !!!
Recession – Jaani dushman
Appraisal Ki Pyaas
Badla Developer Ka
Tester Bana Shaitaan
Manager ki Cheekh
Tadapti Delivery
Client Ka Qaher!!!!!!!!!!!
Viraana Cubicle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last but not the least ................
Khooni Client Call

Happy Engineers Day....

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 20:32:00 +0530

Dedicated to all Engineers..........

Apne Project ke bojh tale dabaa ja raha hai,
Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...
Zindagi se hara hua hai, Par schedule se haar nahi manta,
Apne Area ki ek ek beam isne analyse ki hai,
par aaj kaun se rang ke 'socks' pehne hain, ye nahi jaanta,
Din par din ek excel sheet banata ja raha hai,
Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

PC pe hazaar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,
Sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala , Outlook mein red flag lagaa raha hai,
Dil ki zameen se armaano ki vidayi ho gayi, Din bhar mails ke jawaab de raha hai,
Weekends pe daroo peke jo jashn mana raha hai,
Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

Maze lena ho iske to poochh lo,
"Salary Increment" ki party kab de rahe ho,
Hansi udana ho to pooch lo,
"On site" kab ja rahe ho?
Wo dekho Foreign se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

Kharche bad rahe hain, Baal kam ho rahe hain,
Salary ki date ati nahi,
Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,
Lo phir se bus chhoot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,
Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

Pizza gale se nahi utarta,
To "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,
Office ki "Thaali" dekh muh banata hai,
Maa ke haath ka khana use roz yaad aata hai,
"Sprout Bhel" bani hai phir bhi, Free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

Aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiyan,
ek engineer ke jivan ka sach batati ye aakhri kuch panktiyan,
Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, Company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai,
ek engineer wahi ban sakta hai, Jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,
Hum log jee jee ke marte hain , Zindagi hai kuch aisi,
Ek fauj ki naukri, doosri ek Engineer ki ,Dono ek jaisi,
Is kavita ka har shabd mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,
Wo dekho ek engineer chala ja raha hai...

Song by Every Professional...

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Wed, 8 Sep 2010 16:47:00 +0530

ये डीग्री भी लेलो, ये नौकरी भी लेलो,

भले छीन लो मुझसे USA का विसा
मगर मुझको लौटा दो वो क्वालेज का कन्टीन,
वो चाय का पानी, वो तीखा समोसा..........

कडी धूप मे अपने घर से निकलना,
वो प्रोजेक्ट की खातीर शहर भर भटकना,
वो लेक्चर मे दोस्तों की प्रोक्झी लगाना,
वो सर को चीढाना ,वो एरोप्लेन उडाना,
वो सबमीशन की रातों को जागना जगाना,
वो ओरल्स की कहानी, वो प्रक्टीकल का किस्सा.....
बीमारी का कारण दे के टाईम बढाना,

वो दुसरों के Assignments को अपना बनाना,
वो सेमीनार के दिन पैरो का छटपटाना,
वो WorkShop मे दिन रात पसीना बहाना,

वो Exam के दिन का बेचैन माहौल,
पर वो मा का विश्वास - टीचर का भरोसा.....
वो पेडो के नीचे गप्पे लडाना,
वो रातों मे Assignments Sheets बनाना,

वो Exams के आखरी दिन Theater मे जाना,
वो भोले से फ़्रेशर्स को हमेशा सताना,
Without any reason, Common Off पे जाना,
टेस्ट के वक्त Table me मे किताबों को रखना,

ये डीग्री भी लेलो, ये नौकरी भी लेलो,
भले छीन लो मुझसे USA का विसा
मगर मुझको लौटा दो वो क्वालेज का कन्टीन,
वो चाय का पानी, वो तीखा समोसा

Love letter by HR

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Wed, 1 Sep 2010 15:54:00 +0530

To,
Aarthi Agarwal
7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Aarthi,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
HR Manager

We are becoming lesser by the day

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:41:00 +0530

21^st Century....

We are becoming lesser by the day

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Very Very less

Our emails - useless (especially this one)!

NEVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRL....

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:21:00 +0530

Never marry a Testing girl since she always Doubts U .

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a .NET girl since she is not AFFORDABLE.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY.........

How much days you are working

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:00:00 +0530

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

Myfriend, you have not worked here for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- S! o, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?

Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?

Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager! :- Do you come to work on workers day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that

I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

HR=HIGH RISK

Awesome reading

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:16:00 +0530

Shaher ki is daud mein daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yehi jeena hai doston to phir marna kya hai
Pehli baarish mein train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bheegte hue tehelna kya hai

Serials ke kirdaaron ka saara haal hai malum
Par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai
Ab ret pe nange paw tehelte kyun nahi
Ek sau aath hain channel phir dil behelte kyun nahi

Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hain,
lekin pados mein kaun rehta hai jaante tak nahi.
Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahunche aise taar kahan hai

Kab doobte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh bahana kya hai?
To doston shaher ki is daud mein daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yehi jeena hai to fir Marna kya hai?

///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi…….

Some Useful LINKS...

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 18:09:00 +0530

Here are the online portals of Indian Govt for all range of information and service

Apply for:

* PAN Card <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=15>
* TAN Card <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=3>
* Ration Card <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=7>
* Passport <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=2>
* Inclusion of name in the Electoral Rolls <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=10>
* Search More - How do I <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>

Register:

* Land/Property <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=9>
* Vehicle <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=13>
* With State Employment Exchange <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ howdoi.php? service=12>
* As Employer <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=17>
* Company <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=19>
* .IN Domain <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=18>
* GOV.IN <http://gov.in/><http://gov.in/>

Domain <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=25>
* Search More - How do I <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>

Book/File/Lodge:

* Train Tickets Online <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=5>
* Air Tickets Online <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=4>
* Income Tax Returns <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=12>
* Complaint with Central Vigilance Commission (CVC) <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=14>

* Search More - How do I <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>

Contribute to:

* Prime Minister's Relief Fund <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ otherservice_ details.php? service=11>
* Search More - How do I <http://www.india. gov.in/howdo/ advancedsearch. php>

All Izz Well.....Developer's Version

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:07:00 +0530

PRINCIPLES OF LIFE

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Sat, 7 Aug 2010 17:29:00 +0530

6 (six)PRINCIPLES OF LIFE

No point using limited life to chase unlimited money.
No point earning so much money you cannot live to spend it .
Money is not yours until you spend it.
When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth ; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health . Difference is that, it is too late .
How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs .
No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with

A Fun Fact about letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd'

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 11:40:00 +0530

Do you know ....

This is awesome - I bet you didn't know this...

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99

(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999

(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999

(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)

And

Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting

Advice to Smokers

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:50:00 +0530

Once a Smoker was smoking at airport.........

A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?

Smoker : Why are you asking such question?

Gentleman replied : If you had collected that money instead of smoking,the
plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.

Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke?

Gentleman:-No.

Smoker asked:-is that plane belongs to you?

Gentleman replied:- No.

Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice,but that plane is mine

[Smoker's Name - Vijay Mallya]

Moral of the Story : Unnecessary advice is injurious to health

TATA Nano's Daughter or BAAP!!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 13:00:00 +0530

Hi,

Are you waiting for Nano?

Just look at this car..Are it is NANO's Daughter or BAAP?

Electric Tango

The Best "Out of Office" E-mail Auto-Replies

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 11:37:00 +0530

The Best "Out of Office" E-mail Auto-Replies

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management
5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
11: I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
12: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'...

Healthy Message

noreply@blogger.com (Prashant Chandrakar) — Tue, 6 Jul 2010 16:18:00 +0530

Health - Very Very Important Tips

Answer the phone by LEFT ear.

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.

Do not take pills with COOL water.

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night..

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.

Do not lie down immediately after taking MEDICINE before sleeping.

When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.