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Donkey of the Year 2009 is...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:34:00 +0000

Tiger Woods of course!

He won by a landslide in our 'scientific' poll. Thanks to everyone who voted. Tiger would like to thank all his mistresses, for without them he wouldn't be worthy of such and honor.

See you in 2010 with fresh content. Have a safe and blessed New Year!

Donkey of the Year 2009 is...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:25:00 +0000

Stewie is GAY

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:17:00 +0000

Big surprise. Stewart Gilligan Griffin from Family Guy is gay. Baby's father #12 aka Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane talks about it in Playboy. You can read the entire sexy interview HERE

Donkey of the WEEK

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:08:00 +0000

This dumb ass quote deserves Donkey of the damn week. Guess who said this ish?

"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid."

This should be a no-brainer. Because its none other than recent celebrity knock-up Kourtney Kardashian. Much to her surprise, yes, you DO get pregnant when you don't take your pill. And now your baby has a douchebag for a father. Yes, she is back with loser of the year Scott. SMH

More to Love

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:24:00 +0000

More to Love, FOX's Plus-size version of 'The Bachelor', was horrible, horrible, horrible. First of damn all, how DARE they portray us (big girls) as desperate, get's-no-loving, losers. Where are the confident chicks????????? Second of damn all, where the hell were the Blacks? How you got a show about big girls and no Blacks? Last of damn all, why couldn't we get a fine, sexy, 6-pack having man? I mean no offense to dude, he cute, but what is FOX trying to say? Needless to say, I won't be watching this ish ever again. BET? Are you listening? Can you come out with a NON-GHETTO version? I repeat a NON-GHETTO version with some confident chicks and a sexy man? Thanks.

Kim and Reggie are Dunzo

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:11:00 +0000

One of my favorite jungle fever couples has split. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up, sighting scheduling conflicts and what not. Girl please, as fine as Reggie is I would make my schedule fit his, ya dig? Anywho, I have a feeling we won't be seeing the last of these two. But, here are my picks for who Kim should date next.

Brian Westbrook of the Philadelphia Eagles - chocolate, stocky football player like Reggie

Ray J - I know she been there already but she could keep him occupied from making anymore dumb ass shows

Justin Timberlake - because Jessica Biel just won't do

You Got A Lot Of Nerve

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:22:00 +0000

Who you calling a fag Weezy? Last time I checked Wendy needed to hit the "How U Doin?" button on you. Lil Wayne did a freestyle in which he called Michael Jackson a 'fag'. In the words of my friend Crystal, "For shame!!"

BREAKING NEWS!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:11:00 +0000

Those of you that know me know that I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE radio/TV host Wendy Williams (how u doin?). She just launched her new TV talk show and apparently its been proving too much to keep doing both. Charlamagne posted on his Twitter account that tomorrow Wendy will announce on her radio show at 4PM Eastern that she will be resigning from radio for now. I hope this isn't true, but Charlagmagne wouldn't lie and he would know. I am soooo devastated! Who is going to get me through my work days????? I'm going to go cry *sigh*.

from Cthagod:
"Wendy Williams (@wendyshow) is leaving radio. (For now) official resignation announcement 4PM Thursday on WBLS from Wendy herself."

Kelis Gives Birth

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:59:00 +0000

Kelis has given birth to Nas's son, Knight Jones. Congrats! Now can you two put this foolishness aside and act like civil co-parents? I mean really. Kelis you should have NO time now to be blogging about Nas's donkeydom.

Say It Ain't So

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:52:00 +0000

Please please please tell me my baby's father #29 aka Ben Roethlisberger did not pull a Kobe Bryant by luring some hoe up to his room to "fix the tv" only to tap that ass when she got up in the room. Damn, damn, damn James!!! Ugh, so some chick is filing a sexual assault lawsuit against Pittsburgh Steeler QB, Ben Roethlisberger, alleging he raped her (why couldn't it have been meeee...I won't complain). Whatever ho, you know u liked that ish. Maybe she likes Black guys, whatevs. Ok ok rape is nothing to joke about, but I just can't believe Ben would do such a thing. SMH. We shall see how this plays out. READ

Naked Cowboy for Mayor!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:47:00 +0000

Yup, you read that right. New York City's own Naked Cowboy that stays perched in Times Square is running for mayor. Um...yea...good luck with that. FULL STORY

Bill O'Reilly The Remix

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:01:00 +0000

OMG this is f-ing hilarious! The remix to when Bill O'Reilly lost his damn mind (as usual) and was cussing out folk on Inside Edition. SMH

Eye Candy of the Day

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:02:00 +0000

In honor of the MLB All Star Game tonight, enjoy a montage of MLB Baseball Hotties...

David Wright, NY Mets

Chase Utley, Philadelphia Phillies

Johan Santana, NY Mets

Shane Victorino, Phillies

Oh Brit Brit, I Feel Your Pain

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:57:00 +0000

Britney Spears is fat again y'all! No, not my words but the alleged words of her entourage. According to Contact Music, Britney has gained 14 pounds in a month on her break from touring. Sham F*cking Wow. Its not Brit's fault, its the food! It calls your name. I understand Britney, I understaaaaaaaaaaaaand. I don't know what all the fan fare is for, chick will lose it all as soon as she starts pop and locking again on tour. READ ABOUT IT

Who Said This Ish?

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:29:00 +0000

I came across a rather smashing quote. Thought we should play a game of Who Said This Ish?

"It's wonderful. I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that's possibly why I'm quite camp, and some people think I'm gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It's always good to keep them guessing"

What? Way to quiet down those gay rumors. I think a million teenage girls just shat themselves.
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Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter of course

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:21:00 +0000

OH HELLLLLL NO! B*tch better back the hell up off my man. Gerry know he like the brown. I am not happy with these pictures of Jen "Ain't-Got-No-Man" Aniston and Gerry "I'm-so-fine" Butler canoodling on set of The Bounty. Jen just don't know I don't take kindly to unapproved hoes up on my men. I best not see you in dem skreets of NYC hooch! INF Daily has the pics. *sigh*

Jessica Shame on You

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:09:00 +0000

If this ish is true, Jessica Simpson is donkey of the month. RadarOnline.com reports the "alleged" real reason Tony dumped them boobs.

“They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it,” the source revealed. “Tony found messages from John [Mayer] and went ballistic.”

Really? You ruined your relationship with Mr. Romo because of some John "whore" Mayer? Oh Jessica, you really are as blonde as you look. FULL STORY

Baby News: Joey McIntyre Adds Another

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:52:00 +0000

Congratulations to Joey McIntyre (NKOTB) and wifey Barrett. They will be adding baby #2 to their family along side 20 month old Griffin. NKOTB is currently on tour and have been for a minute. Barrett and Griffin have been tagging along with Joey. Sounds like Joey and Barrett was getting it in on the bus! LOL. She is due in December and it will be a boy! Congrats to the couple. People.com has the FULL STORY

Racism Alive and Well

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:31:00 +0000

I can't even type I'm so mad at this. I will never understand what makes people so hate-filled and ignorant. I wanted to cry reading this article. Just disgusting. For those people who think just because a Black man was voted into the White House that racism is dead? You are SOOOOOOOO far off its not even funny. Here's just a taste of what, unfortunately, a whole lot of people think.
In regards to Malia:

"A typical street whore." "A bunch of ghetto thugs." "Ghetto street trash." "Wonder when she will get her first abortion."

Conservatives go Off on Obama Family-FULL STORY

Shot on the Toilet

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:08:00 +0000

I believe the title says it all. Damn shame. Can't even pee without being shot.

TAMPA, Fla. -Authorities said a bullet from a gun that was accidentally dropped injured a Tampa woman sitting in a bathroom stall. Police said the bullet hit 53-year-old Janifer Bliss in the lower left leg. She was taken to a hospital with minor injuries.
Bliss was sitting on the toilet in a hotel bathroom when a woman in the next stall accidentally let her handgun slip out of her waist holster. The weapon discharged when it hit the ground.
Police said the gun belonged to a 56-year-old woman who has a concealed weapons permit.
The case has been referred to the State Attorney's Office to determine if any charges will be filed.

Source: AP via AOL.com

Jessica and Tony Split!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:01:00 +0000

Another celebrity couple bites the dust. And the bastard couldn't even wait until after Jessica's 29th bday to get rid of her. SMH. Damn u Tony, Damn u!! That's right, he dumped her the day before her birthday.

From People.com:

"She is heartbroken," says the source. "She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."

Oh well Jess. Hopefully, you'll find the ONE someday. FULL STORY

Finally, Pagano's Gets Their Due!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:45:00 +0000

I am so sick and tired of people saying Geno's, Pat's and Steve's have the best cheesesteaks in Philly. That ish is nasty. I like Jim's Steaks and all, but I been repping Pagano's hard since I was a little girl. Every best cheesesteak list I've ever seen, Pagano's was NEVER on it. Maybe because its in the hood and not in a "tourist-friendly" area. But, whatever. A good cheesesteak is a good mutha f-ing cheesesteak!!!

So, today, much to my delight, I came across the cover story of City Paper. They list the 10 best cheesesteaks you've never had. And FINALLY, there at number eight was PAGANO'S! Hooray! So now what I, and my whole family, have been saying for years finally gets its press. Pagano's is that real ish, period. Anything less is a fake! I dare you to try it and not fall in love.
READ THE FULL ARTICLE

Who's In Charge of Advertising?

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:08:00 +0000

Who thought this choice of words was a good idea? Damnit Dairy Queen. SMH

Eye Candy of the Day

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:34:00 +0000

This man needs NO introduction. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN...ladies and gents, Mr. Idris Elba

And since dudes (straight ones) read this blog too, here is a little something for y'all. Sanaa Lathan is gorgeous and I have a mini girl crush on her.

Donkeys of the Day

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:27:00 +0000

Um, for a second I thought I was going to have to title this post 'Damnit Black People' again, lol, but this is some Polish folks! Let me find out beat downs, knife fights and what not go on at their weddings too. I stumbled upon this hilarious case of donkeydom where a couple gets married, gets their fight on and divorces all in the same day. Ain't that some ish.

A Polish couple who had been living together in Germany got married and decided to get an annulment on the same day, after a huge fight broke out almost immediately post-nuptials. It escalated pretty quickly into that "I never want to see you again" phase, which must be pretty awkward right after tying the knot with somebody.

Then the groom began chasing his bride around with a knife and trying to cut her hair. (Judging by what we learned from the Claire Danes movie, we're pretty sure that's not a Polish wedding tradition.) The cops were called by wifey and they issued the man a restraining order, which he gladly accepted.

Um wow, READ THE REST