When does a Mexican buy car insurance? When an Asian move in to the neighborhood.

What do you tell a chick with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

What’s so great about fucking a 12-year-old girl? – You can turn her around and pretend its a 12-year-old boy.

My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a 12-year-old…

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS

What does a redneck girl say the first time she has sex? “Get off me, Daddy! You’re crushing my Marlboros.”

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw.

How can you tell when your sister is on her period? – Your dad’s dick tastes funny.

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Willard Christopher Smith, Jr was born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Because of his behavior, he had gained himself the nickname "Fresh Prince" in high school, where he ended his schooling career. After skipping college, Will Smith recorded many rap albums, where he started off his rap career, earning the first Grammy ever given in the rap category. However, it was not to be. Heading towards bankruptcy in the year of 1990, Will Smith made a contract with NBC, agreeing to be the main character of a new-wave TV sitcom, titled "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." The show revolved around the misadventures of a black character, aptly named Will, and featured an opening song written and performed by Will Smith. The show was well known for its recurring gags and ability to break the fourth wall successfully. The show was a hit, and sucessfully boosted Smith’s career.

After the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ended in 1996, Smith began a sucessful solo music career while simultaneously starring in a series of films. The first two films were hugely successful summer blockbusters: Independence Day, in which he played a fearless and confident fighter pilot, and Men in Black, where he played the comic and confident Agent J against Tommy Lee Jones’ deadpan Agent K. Smith’s acting in Men in Black won critical appraise. The two films established Smith’s commercial reputation as a bankable star whose appeal across age, race, and gender lines could "open" a film at the box office. Smith also released a string of hit singles, often associated with his most recent film, throughout the late 1990s. The most notable of these were his #1 hit theme song "Men in Black," the #1 hit "Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It" (which made Jiggy a catchphrase for a while in 1998), and a cover of "Just the Two of Us," an affectionate message to his young son. His first two solo albums went platinum, but his third, on Columbia Records, was a sales disappointment compared to his past efforts, and after a quick Greatest Hits release that was almost not advertised at all, he was dropped from the label. It was then that his mom got scared and said, "You’re moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "naw forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there – to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just let me purge,
I’ll tell you how I became opposed to the undead Scourge.

In Western Plaguelands killed and raised
As a Death Knight, where I spent most of my days,
Chillin’ out speccing Unholy,’ all cool
And all shootin some humans to raise them as Ghouls,
When the Lich King popped up,
He was up to no good!
Wanted me to slay my friends and neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and Ner’zhul got mad,
He said “You’re my light-damned servant, now go kill your damn dad!”

I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he buffed my rune blade, and sent me on my way.
He gave me a quest and then he gave me my mount,
I put my autowalk on and said, “I have gotta get out!”

New class, yo this is bad
Killing Scarlet Crusaders with ice is a blast.
Is this what the people of the unliving are like?
Hmmmmm… this might be alright.

But wait I hear there’re mindless, slaves all that
Am I the kinda guy who can get into all that?
I don’t think so
I’ll see at Acherus,
I hope I’m prepared for the evil King Arthas…

Well, I went to Light’s Hope and when I had spawned,
There was group of defenders there, the Argent Dawn,
I ain’t trying to get killed again,
I just got slain,
I tried to run away but got a buff from Mograine.

I killed all the humans, and when I was done,
I got a pat on the back from the Ashbringer’s son.
If anything I could say that this guy was pissed,
And since he wanted an army, I just had to enlist!

I hearthed back to Acherus about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Lich King ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at the plaguelands,
And I knew I was down,
To join my old faction to take on Icecrown.

Source: Encyclopedia Dramatica

Now, this is a story all about how
Maddy got raped while upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how the McCann’s got away with a girl’s murder.

In the United Kingdom born and raised
On the playground was where she spent most of her days
Sitting and swimming naked in the pool
And lookin’ all wet for her Daddy the fool
And Daddy’s libido was up to no good
Started getting tight in his crotch hood
He raped little Maddie then Mom got scared
She said "We’re gonna have to kill ‘er and dump her somewhere"

They whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything they thought this cab is rare
But they said "Aw fuck it, to a ditch somewhere!"

I pulled up to the ditch about 7 or 8
And handed the cabby a 50 for him to clam up
Then they got an axe, a bag, and chopped their girl up.
They looked at the grave site, finally ready, to pretend they were grieving and get everyone’s pity.

Source: Encyclopedia Dramatica

Kate and Gerry McCann have launched a robust fight back against the Portuguese police in the case of the murder of Madeleine

I called up Dominos, and when the pizza got here
The guy driving was a Nigra, with dice in the mirror
If anything, I thought this driver was cool,
But I thought, nah forget it, To the Habbosphere Pool!

There were nigras by the pool, about 7 or 8,
and I yelled to my mother "Go home, cook my dinner!"
I looked at the nigras, I was finally there
To sit checking /b/, getting lulz from Bel-Air

Source: Encyclopedia Dramatica

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the popular figure known as pedobear

In a woodland glade I was born and raised,
Raping children was how i spent most of my days
Walking around with my bear like tool
And snatching them lolis outside of a school
When a couple of guys were up to no good
Started employing partyvans in my neighbourhood
They told me thats enough of my kiddie snatching sprees
But I said fuck this shit, yo home to my /b/

I arrived at this place and I suddently gasped
The first thing i saw was a young lolis ass
The mods are slow and the cp is free
And I thought, thank you god for bringing me /b/

Source: Encyclopedia Dramatica