Red Gecko

I've Never Quite Gotten......

2011-11-21T19:55:00.003-05:00

So, last Thursday, at my school, we had a bullying assembly from 8:52-10:11 in the morning. They were telling us about how to stop bullies, and this whole time I'm thinking, "Okay, so, I know there are bullies in this room. So, why tell them how to stop them? I mean, that will just help them make up new ideas to torment the victims with, right?" I really don't know.

Welcome back, Sid The Kid!!! :D :D :D

2011-11-21T19:51:00.003-05:00

Way to open up your 2011-2012 season Sidney Crosby! #87 has had so far, at the first intermission, : 1 Goal, 1 Assist, and 4 shots. Talk about an opening statement!!!

Mad World

2011-11-08T21:10:00.000-05:00

The Shame

2011-10-29T15:17:00.001-04:00

Oh, McRib. You are one saucy bitch.

Goodnight iPad

2011-10-27T17:02:00.000-04:00

The Walken Dead

2011-10-18T21:09:00.000-04:00

Steve Jobs

2011-10-06T08:28:00.000-04:00

There's been a lot of talk since Jobs died about his passion for thinking differently, and how the "crazy ones" are actually the ones who move things forward and change the world.

I wish my life had been been filled with such enthusiasm for following the beat of my own drum, for ignoring status quo, all the while finding endless fascination in what each day might bring.

To aspire to boundless creativity and to throw off the shackles of corporate convention, and in the process improve the lives and experiences of hundreds of millions around the globe - truly a life well lived.

How many of us can say the same?

Rain, rain, go away...

2011-09-29T19:55:00.001-04:00

Ugh. More rain.

It's been so wet the last few weeks that I'm suffering from a bad case of trench-house.

Back to you, Chet.

Everybody Walk the Dinosaur

2011-09-28T17:08:00.000-04:00

Hey, Kentucky Creation Museum people. This is for you.

Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom.

Executions: The Company You Keep

2011-09-21T21:42:00.001-04:00

My mom always told me that if I hung out with the wrong crowd, eventually I'd be a victim of guilt by association.

Killing people must be different.

I'm Back - Maybe

2011-09-21T20:20:00.000-04:00

Sorry for the lengthy absence.

Life can be turned upside down without warning, and so it was for me. Maybe I'll tell you about it someday.

I'm going to try and regain my creativity, but until then, I'm just going to steal things from the Internets and slap them up here.

Please don't judge me too harshly.

XKCD - Chin Up Bar

2011-09-21T20:15:00.000-04:00

Best NFL Mock Draft Pick Ever

2011-04-27T20:15:00.000-04:00

Matt Taibbi:

28. New England – HANK PUDSNIFFER, G, Northwestern Iowa School of Mines

Belichick rattles off at least one “What the fuck?” pick in every draft, where he spends a first or second-round choice on a guy who isn’t even in the CBS list of 1000 draft prospects; all you can find is one grainy YouTube video of the guy performing in an arm-wrestling contest on Croatian television. Note: I actually think the Pats end up with Mark Ingram somehow, but there’s a WTF pick in there somewhere, guaranteed.

Turtles Have It Figured Out

2011-04-22T09:00:00.000-04:00

XKCD

Shaun of the Dead - 60 Seconds

2011-04-14T20:07:00.000-04:00

Tonight on TLC

2011-04-04T19:19:00.002-04:00

Girl Scout Bitches

2011-03-27T14:58:00.002-04:00

see more Funny Graphs

GraphJam

Angry Birds - The Movie

2011-03-27T10:44:00.002-04:00

Nerds and Empathy

2011-03-27T10:34:00.000-04:00

SMBC

Arrrrrrrr

2011-03-06T19:53:00.000-05:00

Testifying Fetus

2011-03-02T21:57:00.000-05:00

I'm starting a new rock band - Testifying Fetus.

We'll only play non-union gigs in Ohio.

uhhhhhhhhh.........CHEESE!!!

2011-02-28T19:28:00.003-05:00

I will now show you this "photo-shopped" image of obama's war on terrorism:oops, he won't let me. he's still ticked off that i voted against his multi-trillion deficit...woops, he's probably gonna send the homing poodles after me now... but seriously obama why homing poodles? why not your middle name? it still makes sarah palin's" alaska" show or whatever seem superior to obama hussein whatever. oh, and i still remember this famous quote, burned into history forever, it is: "And, hey, ill just keep the war in iraq going, just to see how it ends up!". Sure, barack, that won't get the media going at all.

Anonymous Targets Koch Brothers

2011-02-26T19:15:00.000-05:00

Well, this is pretty good news.

Anonymous, the notorious collective of unnamed Internet activists, is declaring war on the controversial Koch brothers. In a press release this weekend Anonymous accuses the brothers and their financial empire of attempting "to usurp American Democracy," and call for a "boycott all Koch Industries' paper products." Anonymous accuses the Koch brothers of taking "actions to undermine the legitimate political process in Wisconsin.

Just how interesting would it be to discover a link between the Westboro Baptist Church and the brothers Koch? Half of the organizations founded and/or supported by team Koch are simply flares and chaff ejected to divert attention from the mother ship as it continues on its path of capitalistic bullying.

Smart money is on Koch. Smart people make up Anonymous. Let the competition begin.

2011-02-17T18:53:00.002-05:00

Everyone defends contact sports, saying"but we wear protective equipment!", yet concussions are a growing problem.It's fine with me,just get me a taco and let the carnage begin.........

(Actually, change that to 100 band-aids, a few blood transfusions, and a wheelchair,johnson........................I SAID HURRY UP...........******************

No actual carnage happened in this blog post. Or heads cracking. Or skulls bleeding. You may think this is disturbing for me to be writing about, but, think about it, you want me to see the world as it is, so, voila, the world of carnage and concussions it is. :)))))))))

Internet Kill Switch Humor

2011-02-04T21:02:00.000-05:00

"Congress is proposing a bill that would give President Obama a kill switch that he could use to freeze all activity on the Internet if there were a national emergency. The kill switch goes by the top-secret name Microsoft Windows."

-Conan O'Brien