Really Stupid Ideas

I Love you Dog

2009-07-16T15:42:00.001+08:00

I Love You Dog takes on a different meaning today!

I love You dog was said I don't know how many times at this incredible event which was actually attended by the Guinness book of Records. Most people show their dogs so much love but at this event it was the dogs that were saying "I Love You Dog!"

Petropolis, is the place where "I love you dog" was said as over 180 couples got married setting out to break the world record for largest canine marriage. And break it they did! This is dogs getting married...are they barking mad? i didn't even know that dogs got married in the first place, but at least now their puppies can have a name on the birth certificate. So this is the dog's day and what a fine couple they look as they exchange their vows and their words of "I love you dog!"

Petropolis Pet Carnival | Break Guiness Book of World Records for largest dog marriage from Review St. Louis on Vimeo.

I wouldn't care but dog love must be difficult as most of them suffer from really bad breath and thats one set of lips I wouldn't want to kiss and i wouldn't know which finger (or paw) the ring goes on to express how much "I love you dog!"

When asked do you take this dog to be your lawful wedded dog... the groom said "Woof!"

The Bride smiled and said "I love You Dog!"

Puppy Dog Love

2009-07-16T15:10:00.000+08:00

Puppy Dog Love

Puppy Dog Love is a wonderful thing and most people who have a dog love it a lot. It becomes part of the family and often becomes a mate that you can really depend upon. don't you just love your dog so much. I had a wonderful time with my dog Ohara a Siberian Husky. a beautiful dog and full of strength, but as wonderful as she was I don't know if I would want to show my dog this much Puppy Dog Love!

Puppy Dog Love has gone a little to far when you actually marry your dog! I mean till death us do part and all that stuff. It is bad enough marrying the dogs together, but when you actually get married to your own dog, I think you are taking the concept of puppy dog love a bit too far!

You love your dog and your puppy dog love has really gone to far when you really fall in love with him or her to such a degree that you want to put a knot in the relationship. You may want to spend the rest of your life with your dog, but what about the bad breath and the facial hair and then those disgusting toilet habits.

Also remember that your dog may be entitled to half your house once you are married.

Puppy Dog Love – you think I am crazy?

Blast Films in the UK actually made a documentary about this very subject in 2005. Personally I think you got to be a bit mad – but then they never argue with you so I guess there may be an advantage! i wonder if they ever actually made it or not.

And cheap dinner dates!

MarryYourPet.com is a bit of fun (I hope) but it answers such questions as “Why not just live in sin?” with the following reply: “Pets aren't so different, they too need security. They don't want to give you the best years of their lives, just to be dumped for a younger model in a few years. And though you can't exactly sit down and have a chat, marriage can transcend all boundaries. It's the ultimate way to prove that you care. So go on, if you really do intend to love your pet until death do you part, then make it official. Marriage isn't outmoded or silly - it's your way of saying 'I do love you' to your pet and the world.”

The other benefit of Puppy Dog Love is that they don't get jealous if you have more than one partner and may even want to join in all of the love! Don't forget though to go on nice romantic long walks together though and hold hands - paws!

Would you marry your dog? Make sure you get a good looking one at least and swoon with Puppy Dog Love!

Extreme Sheepherding

2009-07-12T20:07:00.000+08:00

Extreme Sheepherding at it's best in this funny video. This is one of the most creative videos I have seen in a longtime.

Extreme sheepherding like this must take a long time to setup and I wonder how many takes they did.

Nothing is mentioned of the number of light bulbs needed but I think this is just a great example of creativity with an other wise boring subject such as extreme sheepherding.

Extreme sheepherding can be used as an art form and this springs open the mind of creativity for other animals and other possibilities.

I wonder what else we could come up with to equal the talent, skill and cunning of extreme sheepherding.

Extreme Bodybuilder

2009-06-30T14:27:00.000+08:00

Extreme Bodybuilder at it's worst.

Extreme bodybuilding has to be one of the stupidest things anyone can do. It's not nice to look at and it must be really horrible for them to have to live with all that weight. It can't be good for the health!

But love it or hate it, you do have to respect them for their dedication and commitment.

Personally I don't understand why anyone would want to go to this extreme, but then I am not a body builder. Can you even imagine trying to get romantic with them? Ouch me!

Extreme bodybuilding is a worldwide multi-million dollar business and will carry on making themselves look like monsters.

Motorbike Wheelie

2009-06-05T16:17:00.000+08:00

Motorbike Wheelie stunts always amaze me because I used to have a number of large Kawasaki motorbikes from a ZX10 to a 750 Turbo and I have two metal plates in my left arm as a souvenir of those times.

Motorbike Wheelie stunts take a lot of practice and huge amounts of courage, but the two guys in this video make it seem so easy.

A motorbike wheelie takes practice to achieve and I don't recommend you try it on your best bike until you know how to do it. To perform a motorbike wheelie, you need to pull the front wheel off the ground as shown in the video.

The motorbike should be in a low gear first off all and then open the throttle as you pull back on the handlebars.

You need to balance the amount of power with the pull so that you do not flip over backwards.

It can be very dangerous so the best way to learn is at a training school. do not practice on the road or highway as this is one sure way to get killed! Be sensible when performing your Motorbike Wheelie.

Online Fun Quizzes

2009-05-16T16:59:00.000+08:00

Online Fun Quizzes

Online Fun Quizzes can be as they say a lot of fun and can help tell you a lot about yourself.

But here is one I recently discovered that had me really laughing when I saw it.

Not only is it a quiz, but it is very funny.

Test Your Awareness: Do The Test
Uploaded by DoTheTest - More college and campus videos.

Enjoy These Online Fun Quizzes

Toothpick Dispenser - Stab Your Heart Out

2009-04-28T21:25:00.000+08:00

Toothpick Dispenser - Stab Your Heart Out

Toothpick dispenser like you have never seen before and I am sure you and your friends can think of lots of people that you would like this to be.

Push the toothpicks into the little body if you can! His crossed eyes looking back at you!

This is a wonderful little toothpick dispenser that I am sure you will fall in love with soon.

This toothpick dispenser has over 35 holes for you to play with and is well made and will last a long time for you. I am not sure who thinks of these things but they look like so much fun to me.

If you want to buy this wonderful little toothpick dispenser you can here

If you are looking for something to liven up your next dinner party then you won't go wrong with this novel little toothpick dispenser.

Voodoo Knife Block

2009-04-28T12:26:00.000+08:00

Voodoo Knife Block

Voodoo Knife Block - Love it or hate it its up to you to decide. This is being sold by amazon and personally when i first saw it, it did make me laugh.

The Voodoo Knife block I think is meant for a bit of fun, but some people complain that it encourages domestic violence. Then don't buy it. I also think Television promotes domestic violence but I am sure they watch that sometimes.

I think this is a bit of fun and it would most likely promote a lot of comments when your friends come round for dinner and it is a great conversation piece.

The Voodoo Knife Block comes in different colors and in different materials. This one is in stainless steel but some of them are in plastic.

If you fancy buying The voodoo Knife block as a gift from amazon it is only $95. If you want it CLICK HERE

I think this could be a fun gift for your good friends, but please remember that it is a knife holder and please do not kill your husband or wife with the Voodoo Knife Block.

Too Hungry For Guinness

2008-10-23T08:10:00.000+08:00

The audience waited - the sandwich was being laid out - the judges were ready - the measuring tapes were being laid out - all was going well - and then the audience got took control!

Iran failed to register what was meant to be the worlds largest sandwich because the audience was just too hungry!

The sandwich was 1,500 meters (4,921 feet) and was planned for display in a Tehran park, stuffed with 1,400 kg of chicken and ostrich meat. One event organizer said Guinness book of World Records officials may still be able to measure it using video.

For more fun about this kind of incredible record breaking news click here

Paul Newman Dies At 83

2008-09-27T23:17:00.000+08:00

Paul Newman has finally died after his long battle with cancer. I remember watching Paul Newman as a child and thinking what a wonderful actor he was and he has continued to inspire me for all those years.

Paul Newman died at his home at 83 years old at his home.

How sad that another one of our greats has gone and this is my tribute to him.

Paul was nominated for 10 Oscars, winning 1 for his work in "The Color of Money." He also starred in one of my favorite films of all-time "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." He retired from acting last year.

For more of the story about Mr. Newman please take a look at this link.

Britney Spears Gets Naked

2008-09-26T11:44:00.000+08:00

Britney gets naked. I found this little gem today and just had to pass it on to you. you need nerves of steel and get ready for something really shocking.

This is not so much a stupid idea although I do not know who thought of it but rather something that i just thought was a lot of fun.

Be warned I am telling you that this is not something that you should look at if you are nervous or have heart problems.

Enjoy Britney getting naked here

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Tattoo

2008-09-20T15:04:00.000+08:00

I have always thought having a tattoo is a really stupid idea, but even more stupid is when you get a tatto of someone you love.

And then one day you don't love them and they leave you, but you still have the tattoo.

If you look very carefully at Brad's stomach you will see his new tattoo. Sharp photography

What happens if they split up? Then he will have to look for another girl with a birthday on 06/4/75. Check it out here for a close up photo.

Britney Spears To Adopt Chinese Twins

2008-09-19T11:19:00.000+08:00

The desperate singer has told friends she's in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon.

This latest twist in the Britney saga comes after the recent news that hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE has been given full custody of the children Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James.

Now I don't know about you but I think that this is a really stupid idea. She already has two kids (that we know off) and doesn't seem to be doing very well with them. It seems like a really stupid idea to go and get some kids from China and take them to a strange country with different cultures.

Check out another really stupid idea

Thank you to EuPaparazzi for the photo

Raffella Fico Wants To Sell Her Virginity

2008-09-18T15:48:00.000+08:00

I am now saving up as hard as I can and any money you can send me for this project would be appreciated as this girl is a babe. Stupid! But nevertheless a babe.

Now this is a really stupid idea, but according to the Daily Telegraph Rallella wants to sell her virginity for 1 million dollars.

She is a model and only 20 years oldand has been quoted to say that she can't wait to find out who it will be and if he is ugly she will do it quickly.

She wants to buy a house with the money. Well I am not ugly and I have a few dollars somewhere, but I don't want it to be over too fast! I wonder if she will come round to see me!

How come I don't have friends like that? Maybe I don't have a million dollars yet - damn!

Oh well keep on saving. Anyway I don't think this really stupid idea does much for her credibility as a model. With her looksshe should be earning more!

Take a look and let me know what you think. And if you are the guy with the million and you ask if she has a cheaper sister! Ha ha.

Russell Peters

2008-09-03T01:44:00.000+08:00

I know this isn't really a stupid idea, but I just lover this guy and I thought I would share him with you.

Enjoy.

Dog Semen Collection

2008-09-01T10:18:00.000+08:00

Dog Semen Collection

While we are on the subject of dogs how about a dog semen collection kit. Now that sounds like a really fun job!

Semen is collected from dogs for breeding soundness exams, as well as for artificial insemination. Semen collected for insemination can be used fresh, or can be cooled and shipped to another location. Canine semen can also be frozen, allowing long term storage. Another indication for collecting semen is to obtain prostatic fluid for culture or cytology in cases of suspected prostatic disease.
Semen Collection

Semen can be collected from most males without the need for a teaser bitch, particularly if the male has had semen collected previously. However, use of a bitch will almost certainly expedite the procedure and allow more sperm to be harvested. Ideally the teaser should be in estrus, but considering the length of the canine cycle, that is often difficult to arrange, and a friendly, non-estrus bitch will often serve the purpose. If a bitch is used, she should be controlled with her rear quarters facing the male.

An alternative means of stimulating the male is to present him with a vaginal swab from an estrous bitch - for convenience, a number of such swabs can be prepared from an estrous bitch and stored frozen until needed.

If your dog needs a bit of stimulation please go to the Dog Semen Collection Site.

How come the dogs get so much fun?

CPR For Dogs

2008-09-01T10:10:00.000+08:00

CPR For Dogs

Ok so how about giving CPR to your dog? Sounds like a stupid idea maybe, but there is a whole industry set up to protect the rights and welfare of animals especcially during filming and other productions. Animals are not allowed to be hamed during the making of a film and are treated very much like humans. In fact they probably have more rights than humans sometimes and certainly get the emotions going more.

There is a whole service designed to protect the welfare of animals including such things as CPR for dogs. I wonder if it includes a free toothbrush to clean the dogs teeth first before getting down to kiss it!

To check out their site which has loads of info about protecting the animals go to Rescue Critters for more information.

Guiness Beer Ice Cream

2008-08-14T21:45:00.001+08:00

Now this one is a great one for the kids...

As it should be fairly clear that I am an ice cream fan, it should also be fairly predictable that I do an ice cream recipe whilst I do reading and research on milk.

I found this recipe in the Boston Globe and I wanted to give it a spin. As I am also a fan of uniquely flavored ice creams, one made from beer seemed right up my alley.

This turned out quite well, although I do have one slight criticism. The molasses and Guinness so dominate the flavors in this ice cream, that the vanilla flavor was completely overwhelmed. As such, I've removed the vanilla from the recipe, as it seemed superfluous.

The ice cream itself turned out quite good, but it is very bold, rich and deep. This is not an ice cream with subtlety. Consider yourself warned.

* 2/3 cup Guinness Stout
* 2 tablespoons and 2 teaspoons full molasses
* 4 egg yolks
* 1/3 cup sugar
* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 1 cup whole milk
* 1 cup heavy cream

In a small sauce pan, combine the Guinness and molasses. Place over medium high heat and bring to a boil and then immediately remove from heat.

In a large glass mixing bowl, combine the egg yolks with the white sugar and vanilla. Whisk together well. Next, stir in the milk and cream.

Slowly pour the beer into the milk mixture, combining thoroughly. Once combined, the milk mixture should have the same coloring as a crema on top of a shot of espresso.

Cover milk mixture and refrigerate for at least two hours, although overnight will allow the flavors to better intermingle.

Pour the mixture into your ice cream maker and follow the ice cream maker's instructions. Once complete, pour into a new glass or plastic bowl, cover and place in the freezer to further solidify.

Makes 1 pint

For more drinking ice cream information just click here. Yum Yum.

Glow In The Dark Golf Balls

2008-08-14T21:37:00.001+08:00

For the man (or woman) who doesnt want to go home...

GREEN GLOW FLYER GOLF BALL (with a 1 1/2'' Jumbo Lightstick) for night golf couldn't be more fun. It plays just like a regular golf ball and uses a jumbo 1.5'' glow stick for extra brightness. Glow golf balls even float. They're popular for Night Time Miniature Golf, Night Golf Tournament Events and anyone who wants in on Night Golf. Glowflyer Golf Balls come packed with one Jumbo Mini Lightstick. Replacement light sticks come in five different colors. Priced by the individual ball (with 1 stick).

You want to see more glow in the dark stuff? Then just click here its really quite fun.

How About A Pet Rock?

2008-08-14T08:53:00.000+08:00

Before there were Koosh balls, before there were Cabbage Patch Kids, there were Pet Rocks. Perhaps the most endearing (if not enduring) fad of the Super70s, this gem of an idea was the brainchild of an advertising executive from California named Gary Dahl. Not content with traditional pets, which he considered too messy, costly, and misbehaved, he had taken on a clean, cheap and well-behaved rock as his pet. When told of his choice of pets, his friends first thought was that he was stoned. However, they soon agreed it was a good idea and Dahl spent a few weeks preparing a Pet Rock Training Manual. Topics included: "How to make your Pet Rock roll-over and play dead" and "How to house-train your Pet Rock." Little did he know that fame and fortune was just a stone's-throw away. Check out the site here

Strip Tease Like you Have Never Seen

2008-08-14T08:35:00.000+08:00

This is one amazing strip tease - the like you have never seen before. Watch this all the way through as you won't believe what she does at the end.

I Do - Sorry No I Don't!

2008-08-14T08:16:00.000+08:00

Joshua Opperman has his ex-fiancée to thank for his thriving online home based business. After the breakup, he was stuck with the engagement ring he paid dearly for. He went back to the jeweler where he'd bought it three months earlier, but found he could only get 32 percent of its original cost. Josh didn’t like that one bit, so he set up a site, where people in the same situation can sell their engagement rights for a better price. See the full profile of this online homebusiness here.

Japan 'Used Panties Vending Machine'

2008-08-14T04:51:00.001+08:00

I couldn't think of any other country more bizarre than Japan... And speaking of vending machines, Japan has almost anything, from eggs, to rice, to vegetables, to lobsters, and even 'Used School Girl Panties'! Ok, I thought for a second that the lobster thing was really stupid, but school girl panties?!?!

Hmmm, I'm sure the customers of this vending machines are pedophiles but the question that really bothers me is that 'is it really used schoolgirl panties?'

We may never know unless we go there, buy one, and try to prove it (or smell it) for ourselves, but just the thought that somebody has thought about it makes me wonder what else can be placed in a vending machine?

It's $50 to $100 per pair if you are interested in buying and this is only available in Japan, but I'm thinking of putting up something like this in the Philippines but with a twist, 'Used School Boys Briefs' for the gay community which will also be available in different sizes, colors, and you can even pick the school that you want, but only major schools and universities are available... (Just kidding!)

In my opinion, this came about because technology was accessible to anybody in Japan, maybe even for a 7-year old, so the tendency of getting stupid ideas like this is very high, but is it really stupid? Well, it will depend on the sales generated, if it is low then it must be stupid, but if it is high, I think we have a business right here! (who's stupid now, huh?)

Check out this link for other vending machines in Japan... 'Used School Girl Panties'... must be the most stupid of them all!!!

Vending Machine Dress

2008-08-14T00:38:00.000+08:00

How this for a really stupid idea? Can I have a coke please?

On a narrow Tokyo street, near a beef bowl restaurant and a pachinko parlor, Aya Tsukioka demonstrated new clothing designs that she hoped would ease Japan's growing fears of crime.

With a deft motion, Tsukioka, a 29-year-old fashion designer, lifted a flap on the front of her skirt to reveal a large sheet of cloth printed in bright red with a soft drink logo partly visible. By holding the sheet fully open and stepping to the side of the road, she showed how a woman walking alone could elude pursuers - by disguising herself as a vending machine.

The wearer hides behind the sheet, which is printed with a life-size photo of a vending machine. Tsukioka's clothing is still in the developmental stage, but she has already created several versions, including one that unfolds from a kimono, and a deluxe model with four sides for more complete camouflaging.

These elaborate defenses are coming at a time when crime rates are actually declining in Japan. But the Japanese, attuned to the slightest signs of social fraying, say they feel growing anxiety about safety, fanned by a sensationalist news media. Instead of pepper spray, though, the Japanese are devising a variety of novel solutions, some high tech, others downright quirky, but all reflecting a uniquely Japanese sensibility.

Take the "manhole bag": another Tsukioka idea, it is a purse that can hide your valuables by unfolding to look like a round sewer cover. Lay it on the street with your wallet still inside, and unwitting thieves are supposed to walk right by, mistaking it for an ordinary manhole. There is also a line of knifeproof high school uniforms made with the same material as Kevlar, and a book with tips for mothers on how to dress even the most modest children like "pseudohoodlums" to scare away schoolyard bullies.

For the rest of this story go to http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/10/21/news/japan.php

Actually I think this is quite brilliant although I can't see it catching on in Manila!

Dogs Wigs

2008-08-13T00:19:00.000+08:00

This has got to be a stupid Idea. A wig for a dog. Or is it?

Wiggles is the brainchild of Ruth Regina, a master wig maker whose notoriety in her field spans half a century. The love of her art and the love of animals made an odd and unique coupling twenty years ago when a friend asked her to make a wig for her beagle. One order turned into many, one interview turned into a series of high profile engagements and thus Wiggles Dog Wigs was born.

Wiggles takes the same level of quality found in her hair products for Ruth Regina's two legged customers, for those on all fours. A true professional at custom wigs, Ruth designs and manufactures the wigs specifically for canines keeping their comfort the primary concern.

Originally a sideline activity to Ruth Regina's primary business, the volume of interest people have shown has extended the activity of Wiggles and the time she devotes to her canine friends. To all of our fellow dog lovers, we dedicate Wiggles to you. We hope you all enjoy our wears with a little humor and a lot of heart.

Check out the site at http://www.wigglesdogwigs.com