tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67145914193517617512024-11-08T09:36:54.032-06:00Day to day ramblings of a not so typical suburban housewife and mother.The Suburbinate Housewifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17529998953763431633noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714591419351761751.post-14047712636466351992010-07-28T09:00:00.017-05:002010-07-28T09:00:00.756-05:00

Today, we have a few questions from a gentleman about having oral sex with his wife, and his need to know if he is normal. (Please note that questions posted are not edited in any way. Questions are copied verbatim as they were asked.) "My wife and I have been married for 6 years and love each other. When we do 69, I'm on top, sometimes she takes me past the point of no return and I cum in

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Now.. did you actually think I was going to write a posting about the balls pictured on the left? How much fun would that really be?! LOL! What I'm actually going to tell you folks about is the little mishap that happened this past Friday that I hope to not repeat any time soon! I would also advise for none of you out there to follow in my example, but figured you might enjoy a funny read at

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On this week's submission of Ask A Housewife!, we have a married woman who had a previous affair; who is now worried that her husband may be doing the same. (Please note that questions posted are not edited in any way. Questions are copied verbatim as they were asked.) "I had an affair 3 years ago. My husband found out, but I never admitted it. We never got counseling. I fell back in love

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The anticipation was mounting for the "Eyes Wide Shut" masquerade ball. The club that we most frequent, was celebrating their anniversary and what a way to celebrate!! I had gotten everything I needed and was ready to party the night away! I had my little black dress, a mask w/cheetah print and feathers (that I had borrowed from Kate), make-up all done up w/an exotic style and don't forget the

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I have been quite busy the last week, and the blog definitely shows it! My absence has however, been justified as I have spent much of my time with Kate, along with normal life occurances. On Wednesday of last week, Kate and myself along with a few other ladies had a picnic lunch and playdate for all of our children. The tension (sexual of course ;-) ) was building up pretty fast because we

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Today's question comes from a young lady who is having difficulties turning her boyfriend on via web cam. (Please not that the question has not been altered in any way. Questions are copied verbatim.) "hie, so i have this other guy that i like so much, we kinda have a long distance relationship going on, & i try to keep it alive by chatting with him almost everyday. The thing is i'm

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The following question is from a gentleman that is facing marital problems after numerous affairs on his part and on his wife's. He is looking for advice on how to reconcile their marriage and go on to build a healthy marital bond. (Please note that questions posted are not edited in any way. Questions are copied verbatim as they were asked.) "My wife and I have been married for 21 yrs

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There were more than fireworks popping on the Fourth of July this year!! As I mentioned before, our family was getting together with Kate and Charlie's family to celebrate this July 4th and I must say that the evening was a bang! We arrived at their home a little later than expected since poor dear hubby was stuck with on-call duty for the weekend, and he had gotten a call about the same time

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I've found out throughout my life that sometimes you really don't know the people that you are close to. One case as an example was a childhood friend that turned boyfriend, Harvey. As I look back now, I can see things that led him to his true path in life and his self discovery, but I nor he realized it back then. You see, I am not a 'typical' girl. I do not go goo-goo over all the girly things

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As any self respecting southern woman would, I planned on making a potato salad for our little shindig for the 4th of July with Kate, Charlie and their family. A store bought salad will just not do, as most southern women take pride in their homemade potato salads, as do I. The recipe that I have is a family recipe that has been passed down and I've never had anyone run for the emergency

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Ok.. maybe not a full fledged date, but at least we are getting together. Granted, our husbands and children will also be there, but the point is, is that I get to spend some time with her. I refer to this woman as "Kate" because she is just about the spitting image of the actress Kate Mara! You can imagine my surprise when I received an email from her a little over a month ago,

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If you are anything like me, you see the different types of positions found in the Kama Sutra and scratch your head trying to figure out how in the hell people actually found themselves in these positions. While looking through the positions, most don't look very comfortable and are quite hard to actually get into. A few years ago, hubby and myself bought a board game that entails some of the

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This month's poll is regarding sexual positions. According to the Kama Sutra, there are 64 positions that they catagorize into a few areas.. Sitting, Standing, Rear Entry, and Role Reversal. I will go further into these areas on tomorrow's posting, but I'm sure modern technology along with some bored over or undersexed people have created more than those original 64 from ancient texts.

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We had such a great time on our mini-vaca! The water was icy-cold and the weather was extremely hot, so it all worked out well! I don't think I have ever seen so many naked boobies floating about in one group in my life.. it was AWESOME!! The bonus of it all, is that icy-cold water does wonders for the boobs! One minute you've got normal kinda looking boobs, and the next.. BAM! You've got perky

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A year ago today, my world changed. This time last year, I was visiting my brother in the hospital who had been in a major car accident 5 days prior and had sustained a brain injury that would result in his death. Surrounded by 2 of his sisters and 1 of his brothers, my brother left this world knowing he was loved. I am the youngest of all of my siblings by quite a few years and did not grow

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The Texas heat is really starting to get to me this year. I'm not sure why it hasn't really felt that way before, but this year it seems as though it's just too hot to do much of anything outdoors. With our a/c being on the fritz, it has been quite heated here recently (besides the normal heat that is generated in the master bedroom. ;-) hehe). We are having some guys come out soon to clean out

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This week promises to be quite busy indeed! With our impending mini-vaca to the Guadalupe river with the K.O.S. (Krewe of Swingtown) group, along with our normal daily responsiblities, we have quite a bit of things to get taken care of before we leave. Not that you really care what I have planned for this week, but hopefully writing it down will help me to remember what all I need to get done.

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.. but it takes a special person to be called Dad! Happy Father's Day to all you Dad's out there who hold a special place in your child's heart, no matter how old they are! A little history time line about this day... 1909 - On Mother's day, Sonora Smart Dodd (Who was raised by her father alone after the death of her mother) invisioned this day becoming a reality after hearing a sermon. June 19

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After having to purchase a brand new Wii system a few weeks ago, I thought it best to place this little warning out there for all who love playing on the Wii gaming system. I've owned every Nintendo system that has ever been made, and I've NEVER had a problem with any of my systems until now. Hell.. until recently, I still owned the Super Nintendo, and we still currently have the N64. Never

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LGBT PRIDE MONTH As you may know (or for those of you who do not), June has been declared LGBT Pride month by President Obama.Regardless of my feelings regarding Obama, this is one thing he has done that will continue to have a positive affect on society breaking down the prejudices and hate towards lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders. Houston has a big LGBT population and

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I am fairly new to blogging, as you may have noticed. I've kept a livejournal account, that I rarely update any longer, but the blogging world seems to be a bit different, yet the same in some aspects. I came across the term, "HNT" a while back, and I thought to myself.. Self, what the hell is HNT? So.. like any intrigued person in the 21st century, I look to google for my answers to random

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Hubby and myself are going on a mini-vaca for his birthday. We will be joining an event in the swinger's community with K.O.S. for their annual Guadalupe River Trip. What does this mean?? I desperately need a wax!!! I've gotten my appointment all set up with the wonderful folks over at, The Waxing Bar for next week and thought I would share my top ten tips for getting a successful waxing done.

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Wow.. this Texas heat is in full force today, and normally it's quite easy to hide away from it, but not today! I was chatting with a friend on IM earlier today, and she was telling me how her A/C went out yesterday and I felt so horribly bad for her. Hell.. the temp for the last week or so has still been in the high 90's at 8pm! Well, she and the kiddos had been spending most of the day

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OK.. as you can see from this and my prior post, I am not in the happiest of moods today. The day started out really great with anticipation of my long awaited consultation appointment with Dr. Patrick Hsu of the Museum District Aesthetic Plastic Surgery. I had researched this doctor, and found that he had great experience performing reconstruction procedures for tuberous breast deformity.

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I have learned from my limited experience here on blogger or blogspot (Whichever it really is) that searching for other blogs that may interest me is a tedious task! Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places, but I've searched and there is really nothing that I have found in regards to personal blogs that would be of ANY interest to me. Granted, there is the little bar at the top of the blogs

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