Prose Before Hos 2

Will Ferrell Does Robert Goulet

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:47:00 +0000

Hello I'm Robert Goulet! Da da de da da do. I know one thing we can agree on when a professional gets his mitts on a song that's when it really takes off. Da da de da da do ba dob a do. That's why I've gone out and done the music world a frickin' service, and cut this compact disc. It's called The Coconut Bangers Ball: It's A Rap. Ha Ha Ha -- a little inside, I know. Anyway what you get is one full hour of rip roarin' rap music. Not by some dubious ruffians without the chops, but by a professionally trained voice man. No musical accompaniment. It's just me out there. Watch what I do with this little ditty from Sisco called the "Thong Song."

"Oh girl that dress is so scandalous,
And you know another nigga couldn't handle it.
You see dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Not like a what, what, what
Baby move you butt,butt,butt
I think I'll sing it again
Sha bang, sha bop,bop bop.
Thong Song"

Something like that. Hey, you wouldn't let a clown fix a leak in the john. So why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz. Yeah!!! I don't care if he is mister Notorious Big. Can he croon?

"Poppa, I like it when you call me Big Poppa
Throw your hands in the air if you think your a playa
Poppa, I love it when you call me Big Poppa
To the honeys makin' money playin' niggaz just like dummies
Poppa"

You get the idea. We call it Coconut Bangers Ball: It's A Rap. It's Snoopy, Dre, Biggie, Puff Man, Cooooooooolio, the whole bunch.

"Who let the dogs out,
Who let those dogs out,
Who let those little mutts gooooooooooo!
Yeah! Goulet!"

Well I gotta a gig to make, but do yourself a big favor alright and go out and ( Big Horn walks into scene) hold on lookee here. It's a big horn. Well! (grabs bowl of food) That's why I come up here. Look at you. You're hungry. You don't even blink do you. Quick -- staring contest me and you! Now!

You win, you always do. That's why I come up here.

Nature! Goulet!

Anyway check out the CD you'll just love it. Or my name isn't Robert Goulet.

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It's A Magical World!

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:06:00 +0000

Originally on PBH3.

Global Consumption of Coca-Cola

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:05:00 +0000

Or why America is morbidly obese and health care will never work:

Originally from ProseBeforeHos: Coca-Cola Consumption Per Capita

What Is Really Wrong With Parents These Days, Part 2

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:22:00 +0000

Probation by age 13. Call it an educated guess.

Sexual Education Now Includes Live Demonstrations For Courting

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:50:00 +0000

The Immaculate Interception

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:38:00 +0000

Washington's Mason Foster intercepted a deflected pass off the foot of Arizona's Delashaun Dean and returned the carom 37 yards for a touchdown with 2:37 left, and the Huskies rallied with two touchdowns in the final three minutes to stun the Wildcats 36-33 on Saturday night. Quarterback Nick Foles tried to throw a quick screen that had worked against the Huskies' defense all night.

The screen was read by Washington's defense, and Foles tried to hit Dean. The throw was low and behind Dean, deflecting off his left foot and into the arms of Foster who ran untouched for the shocking touchdown.

The noise following the interception and touchdown was so deafening that cameras inside the stadium began to shake and vibrate.

A Depressed Pug

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:43:00 +0000

You Ever Seen Kenny Rogers Fake Out Michael Jordan?

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:52:00 +0000

Because it really happened:

This epic footage of a young Michael playing ball against Larry Bird, Dominique Wilkins and Kenny Rogers — yes, that Kenny Rogers! — during the country-singer-cum-chicken-magnate's "Classic Weekend" in 1988. The best part? Kenny Rogers hitting a shot over Jordan

An Ant Raft

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:14:00 +0000

Red imported fire ants are extremely resilient and have adapted to contend with both flooding and drought conditions. If the ants sense increased water levels in their nests, they will come together and form a huge ball or raft that is able to float on the water, with the workers on the outside and the queen inside. Once the ball hits a tree or other stationary object, the ants swarm onto it and wait for the water levels to recede. To contend with drought conditions, their nest structure includes a network of underground foraging tunnels that extends down to the water table. Also, despite the fact that they do not hibernate during the winter, colonies can survive cold conditions as low as 16 °F (−9 °C).

Worst Boxer Ever

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:26:00 +0000

Economic Inequality in The USA

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:45:00 +0000

Where land of the free means land of the rich and the poor. Originally from ProseBeforeHos, Economic Inequality In The United States.

The Cutest Koala Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:13:00 +0000

The cutest Koala Bear pictures you'll see in your life:

You Ever Seen A Turtle Bust A Nut?

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:13:00 +0000

Boba Fett Playing The Accordion

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:47:00 +0000

(Or, just another day in New York City -- this was photographed on 20th St. and 10th Avenue)

Sean Connery Explains When It's OK To Hit A Woman

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:48:00 +0000

Narwhal WTF!

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:52:00 +0000

A Cat and Monkey Make Out

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:27:00 +0000

Well, I thought I had everything the internet had to offer me. But then I saw a cat and monkey make out:

A Deer Licking A Cat

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:38:00 +0000

The Transformation of Michael Jackson

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:59:00 +0000

Michael Jackson at age 12

Michael Jackson at age 13

Michael Jackson at age 21

Michael Jackson at age 23

Michael Jackson at age 29

Michael Jackson at age 38

Michael Jackson at age 42

Michael Jackson at age 43

Michael Jackson at age 46

Michael Jackson at age 48

The June 20th Iran Protests In Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 05:29:00 +0000

Photographs from the June 20th/21st protests in Iran:

The Iranian Election Protests In Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:42:00 +0000

Roll Dat Cheese

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:27:00 +0000

Of all Britain's weird and wonderful customs and traditions, the annual cheese rolling races at Cooper's Hill in Gloucestershire must be among the strangest - and certainly the most spectacular.

It takes place every year on Cooper's Hill near Brockworth in the last weekend of May, and it sees scores of men and women hurtle 200 yards down a near vertical slope in pursuit of a seven-pound Double Gloucester cheese.

Thousands more gather to watch the remarkable spectacle which has been happening almost every year for at least 200 years, and it is believed, possibly many centuries more.

Oh, The Compassion And Intelligence of Zionism

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:06:00 +0000

"Max and I went on to the streets of Jerusalem at ten o’clock on a Wednesday to ascertain the feelings of the young population about Obama’s upcoming speech in Cairo. As is often the case, the streets of central Jerusalem were not filled with native Israelis but American Jews. Doubtlessly anyone who has visited Jerusalem has encountered the droves of American Jewish kids that are sent to Israel to study for a period of time from Teaneck or Westchester. We asked people a simple question, “What do you think of Obama and Israel?” Most of the people that we talked to were dual American Israeli citizens. The answers in this video reflect the education and worrisome perspectives that many American Jews harbor towards Israeli politics. The sense of entitlement that the American Jewish community has when it comes to Israeli policy is on full raw display in the words of these young adults.

Based on our interviews these people were from high socio economic backgrounds and had developed thoughts about current Israeli politics. The question is why more journalists are not covering this story. All you have to do is walk the streets of Jerusalem and you will find dozens of people that harbor the same beliefs. As a resident of Jerusalem, I can say that the people represented in this video are not members of a fringe group or simply drunk college kids. These people reflect the sentiments shared by many people in this country and this city. These people and their families are the core of the opposition to meaningful peace between Israel and her neighbors. This is what Obama is up against."

The Tiananmen Square Massacre In Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:08:00 +0000

The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 culminating in the Tiananmen Square massacre were a series of demonstrations in and near Tiananmen Square in Beijing in the People's Republic of China (PRC) beginning on April 14. Led mainly by students and intellectuals, the protests occurred in a year that saw the collapse of a number of communist governments around the world.

The protests were sparked by the death of pro-market, pro-democracy and anti-corruption official, Hu Yaobang, whom protesters wanted to mourn. By the eve of Hu's funeral, 1,000,000 people had gathered on the Tiananmen square. The protests lacked a unified cause or leadership; participants included disillusioned Communist Party members and Trotskyists as well as free market reformers, who were generally against the government's authoritarianism and voiced calls for economic change and democratic reform within the structure of the government. The demonstrations centered on Tiananmen Square, in Beijing, but large-scale protests also occurred in cities throughout China, including Shanghai, which remained peaceful throughout the protests.

The movement lasted seven weeks, from Hu's death on April 15 until tanks cleared Tiananmen Square on June 4. In Beijing, the resulting military response to the protesters by the PRC government left many civilians dead or severely injured. The number of deaths is not known and many different estimates exist.[3][4] There were early reports of Chinese Red Cross sources giving a figure of 2,600 deaths, but the Chinese Red Cross has denied ever doing so. The official Chinese government figure is 241 dead, including soldiers, and 7,000 wounded.

Angelina Jolie Loves Horses... A Little Too Much

noreply@blogger.com (PBH) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:02:00 +0000

Originally on Disgraceful and Sexy.