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Paul > Re: Louise in reception's farewell card

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 15:50:42 GMT

From: Paul
Subject: Re: Louise in reception's farewell card
Date: 27 September 2012, 15:50

Giles,

I've just come out of JK Rowling without signing the card for Louise because
it's up too high. Can you move it to a wheelchair friendly location? I could
hear the card... either the battery was running out or it's Leonard Cohen
singing He's a jolly good fellow. Nice one! He/She will be glad to leave!

Paul

-----Original Message-----
From:
On Behalf Of Giles
Turnbull
Sent: 27 September 2012 10:50
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Louise in reception's farewell card

Fellow lunchbreak-minimisers,

As you know, today is Louise in reception's final day with Pretend.

We have bought a card for her which sings when you open it. Please poke your
head into JK Rowling, where you'll find it on top of the filing cabinet. We
had to leave it there because it continues to sing even when closed.

Lothar and Limahl are taking Louise out for lunch at Pret between
12.00 and 12.15 (reception duties permitting, of course!!!!) so please make
sure you sing the signing card at that time.

Please sign this sorry your leaving card immediately.

Thank you.

Kind regards

Giles
Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
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Giles > Louise in reception's farewell card

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 09:49:40 GMT

From: Giles
Subject: Louise in reception's farewell card
Date: 27 September 2012, 09:49

Fellow lunchbreak-minimisers,

As you know, today is Louise in reception's final day with Pretend.

We have bought a card for her which sings when you open it. Please
poke your head into JK Rowling, where you'll find it on top of the
filing cabinet. We had to leave it there because it continues to sing
even when closed.

Lothar and Limahl are taking Louise out for lunch at Pret between
12.00 and 12.15 (reception duties permitting, of course!!!!) so please
make sure you sing the signing card at that time.

Please sign this sorry your leaving card immediately.

Thank you.

Kind regards

Giles
Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)

Paul > Re: Cloud stratefgy

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 20:36:51 GMT

From: Paul
Subject: Re: Cloud stratefgy
Date: 20 September 2012, 20:36

??? Confused.com ????
Not funny.
Where is the cloud? Who will go up with the information and how will our
clients get there? Is it a Cumulonimbus?

-----Original Message-----
From:
On Behalf Of Giles
Turnbull
Sent: 20 September 2012 19:46
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Cloud stratefgy

Ha ha, that's very funny! Paul!

The answer, of course, is "Yes."

Kind regards

Giles
Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)

On 20 September 2012 16:53, Paul wrote:
> Thanks Giles,
> What happens on days when there are no clouds?
> Regards
>
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From:
> On Behalf Of Giles
> Turnbull
> Sent: 20 September 2012 14:10
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] Cloud stratefgy
>
> Fellow bring-your-own-device lieutenants:
>
> CorpExec would like to bring all of Pretend's online functions into
> the "21st century" (HA HA) by upgrading our Internet to a Cloud. I'd
> like to just take this opportunity to explain to everyone what that will
mean.
>
> - In many ways, the Cloud is very similar to the Internet, except it
> is on all devices. Therefore you can get Cloud on your phone, which
> you couldn't do before with Internet.
>
> - If your email has a "@" in it, your mailbox may need to be upgraded
> to Cloud standards. Please contact IT if this applies to you.
>
> - The Pretend Office website (hppt:/www.pretendoffice.com.uk) may be
> offline for a brief period (no more than six weeks) while it is
> upgraded for Cloud compatibility.
>
> - Most important of all, Cloud means we can offer our own Pretend
> services "in the Cloud", rather than "on the Internet". This has
> massive implications for marketing and PR, as well as client upsell
> opportunities. Those of you in client-facing roles should be on the
> phone asap to your client contacts to arrange meetings regarding Cloud
upsells.
>
> - After the Cloud upgrade is complete, we will maintain Internet for
> an undefined period before switching it off. After Internet is
> switched off, you may RIGHT-click on the "Internet" on your desktop,
> and move it to the Recycle Bin.
>
> Please don't hestitate to ask if you have any further Cloud-relating
> questions.
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
> _______________________________________________
> Everyone mailing list
>
> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/
>
> --
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> Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do
> not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office.
> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither
> take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone.
> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email
> in error.
>
> _______________________________________________
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>
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> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in
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Giles > Re: Cloud stratefgy

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 18:46:20 GMT

From: Giles
Subject: Re: Cloud stratefgy
Date: 20 September 2012, 18:46

Ha ha, that's very funny! Paul!

The answer, of course, is "Yes."

Kind regards

Giles
Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)

On 20 September 2012 16:53, Paul wrote:
> Thanks Giles,
> What happens on days when there are no clouds?
> Regards
>
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From:
> On Behalf Of Giles
> Turnbull
> Sent: 20 September 2012 14:10
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] Cloud stratefgy
>
> Fellow bring-your-own-device lieutenants:
>
> CorpExec would like to bring all of Pretend's online functions into the
> "21st century" (HA HA) by upgrading our Internet to a Cloud. I'd like to
> just take this opportunity to explain to everyone what that will mean.
>
> - In many ways, the Cloud is very similar to the Internet, except it is on
> all devices. Therefore you can get Cloud on your phone, which you couldn't
> do before with Internet.
>
> - If your email has a "@" in it, your mailbox may need to be upgraded to
> Cloud standards. Please contact IT if this applies to you.
>
> - The Pretend Office website (hppt:/www.pretendoffice.com.uk) may be offline
> for a brief period (no more than six weeks) while it is upgraded for Cloud
> compatibility.
>
> - Most important of all, Cloud means we can offer our own Pretend services
> "in the Cloud", rather than "on the Internet". This has massive implications
> for marketing and PR, as well as client upsell opportunities. Those of you
> in client-facing roles should be on the phone asap to your client contacts
> to arrange meetings regarding Cloud upsells.
>
> - After the Cloud upgrade is complete, we will maintain Internet for an
> undefined period before switching it off. After Internet is switched off,
> you may RIGHT-click on the "Internet" on your desktop, and move it to the
> Recycle Bin.
>
> Please don't hestitate to ask if you have any further Cloud-relating
> questions.
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
> _______________________________________________
> Everyone mailing list
>
> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/
>
> --
> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended
> solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or
> opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily
> represent those of Pretend Office.
> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take
> any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone.
> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in
> error.
>
> _______________________________________________
> Everyone mailing list
>
> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/
>
> --
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Phil > Re: Cloud stratefgy

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:03:12 GMT

From: Phil
Subject: Re: Cloud stratefgy
Date: 20 September 2012, 16:03

Hi all,

Giles can you update us visavis when the replacement icons for our Internet icons will be deliveried?

Thankyou.

On 20 Sep, 2012, at 14:10, Giles wrote:

> Fellow bring-your-own-device lieutenants:
>
> CorpExec would like to bring all of Pretend's online functions into
> the "21st century" (HA HA) by upgrading our Internet to a Cloud. I'd
> like to just take this opportunity to explain to everyone what that
> will mean.
>
> - In many ways, the Cloud is very similar to the Internet, except it
> is on all devices. Therefore you can get Cloud on your phone, which
> you couldn't do before with Internet.
>
> - If your email has a "@" in it, your mailbox may need to be upgraded
> to Cloud standards. Please contact IT if this applies to you.
>
> - The Pretend Office website (hppt:/www.pretendoffice.com.uk) may be
> offline for a brief period (no more than six weeks) while it is
> upgraded for Cloud compatibility.
>
> - Most important of all, Cloud means we can offer our own Pretend
> services "in the Cloud", rather than "on the Internet". This has
> massive implications for marketing and PR, as well as client upsell
> opportunities. Those of you in client-facing roles should be on the
> phone asap to your client contacts to arrange meetings regarding Cloud
> upsells.
>
> - After the Cloud upgrade is complete, we will maintain Internet for
> an undefined period before switching it off. After Internet is
> switched off, you may RIGHT-click on the "Internet" on your desktop,
> and move it to the Recycle Bin.
>
> Please don't hestitate to ask if you have any further Cloud-relating questions.
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
> _______________________________________________
> Everyone mailing list
>
> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/
>
> --
> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office.
> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone.
> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error.

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Paul > Re: Cloud stratefgy

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 15:53:28 GMT

From: Paul
Subject: Re: Cloud stratefgy
Date: 20 September 2012, 15:53

Thanks Giles,
What happens on days when there are no clouds?
Regards

-----Original Message-----
From:
On Behalf Of Giles
Turnbull
Sent: 20 September 2012 14:10
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Cloud stratefgy

Fellow bring-your-own-device lieutenants:

CorpExec would like to bring all of Pretend's online functions into the
"21st century" (HA HA) by upgrading our Internet to a Cloud. I'd like to
just take this opportunity to explain to everyone what that will mean.

- In many ways, the Cloud is very similar to the Internet, except it is on
all devices. Therefore you can get Cloud on your phone, which you couldn't
do before with Internet.

- If your email has a "@" in it, your mailbox may need to be upgraded to
Cloud standards. Please contact IT if this applies to you.

- The Pretend Office website (hppt:/www.pretendoffice.com.uk) may be offline
for a brief period (no more than six weeks) while it is upgraded for Cloud
compatibility.

- Most important of all, Cloud means we can offer our own Pretend services
"in the Cloud", rather than "on the Internet". This has massive implications
for marketing and PR, as well as client upsell opportunities. Those of you
in client-facing roles should be on the phone asap to your client contacts
to arrange meetings regarding Cloud upsells.

- After the Cloud upgrade is complete, we will maintain Internet for an
undefined period before switching it off. After Internet is switched off,
you may RIGHT-click on the "Internet" on your desktop, and move it to the
Recycle Bin.

Please don't hestitate to ask if you have any further Cloud-relating
questions.

Kind regards

Giles
Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
_______________________________________________
Everyone mailing list

http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/

--
This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended
solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or
opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily
represent those of Pretend Office.
If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take
any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone.
Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in
error.

Giles > Cloud stratefgy

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 13:10:25 GMT

From: Giles
Subject: Cloud stratefgy
Date: 20 September 2012, 13:10

Fellow bring-your-own-device lieutenants:

CorpExec would like to bring all of Pretend's online functions into
the "21st century" (HA HA) by upgrading our Internet to a Cloud. I'd
like to just take this opportunity to explain to everyone what that
will mean.

- In many ways, the Cloud is very similar to the Internet, except it
is on all devices. Therefore you can get Cloud on your phone, which
you couldn't do before with Internet.

- If your email has a "@" in it, your mailbox may need to be upgraded
to Cloud standards. Please contact IT if this applies to you.

- The Pretend Office website (hppt:/www.pretendoffice.com.uk) may be
offline for a brief period (no more than six weeks) while it is
upgraded for Cloud compatibility.

- Most important of all, Cloud means we can offer our own Pretend
services "in the Cloud", rather than "on the Internet". This has
massive implications for marketing and PR, as well as client upsell
opportunities. Those of you in client-facing roles should be on the
phone asap to your client contacts to arrange meetings regarding Cloud
upsells.

- After the Cloud upgrade is complete, we will maintain Internet for
an undefined period before switching it off. After Internet is
switched off, you may RIGHT-click on the "Internet" on your desktop,
and move it to the Recycle Bin.

Please don't hestitate to ask if you have any further Cloud-relating questions.

Kind regards

Giles
Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)