http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/Emails emailed to the company-wide emailing list.Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:46:02 GMTPyRSS2Gen-1.0.0http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rsshttp://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/lists/everyone/2009-November/001047.htmlFrom: Paul. Giles, Great poem. Reads beautifully. Captures what it is like working at Pretend Office so cleverly.Paul hasd -----Original Message----- From: [#"http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/">] On Behalf Of Giles Turnbull Sent: 04 November 2009 10:36 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] New reporting structures Fellow Gant chart elements, New reporting structures are to be imposed forthwith and immediately, by order of the Grand Council which met this morning shortly after...Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:11:27 GMThttp://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/lists/everyone/2009-November/001046.htmlFrom: Russell. Thanks for this Giles, very helpful. But I was actually hoping for a different email on reporting structures, because a structure has been put in my office and I need to know how to report it. Anyone? On 4 Nov 2009, at 10:36, Giles wrote: > Fellow Gant chart elements, > > New reporting structures are to be imposed forthwith and immediately, > by order of the Grand Council which met this morning shortly after the > Tea Rationing Committee. > >...Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:05:12 GMThttp://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/lists/everyone/2009-November/001045.htmlFrom: Giles. Fellow Gant chart elements, New reporting structures are to be imposed forthwith and immediately, by order of the Grand Council which met this morning shortly after the Tea Rationing Committee. Henceforth: - Giles (myself) shall report to Miles and Silas; Cyrus will report to telesales Charles. Charles reports to Myles and Gilles. - Phil will report to Bill, not Will. Will will report to Phil. (The other one.) - Nev will take responsibility for Bev and Kev's team....Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:36:29 GMThttp://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/lists/everyone/2009-November/001044.htmlFrom: Cat. Please be aware that the bathrooms on levels 4,5 and 6 are now closed under code 59a/b of the pretend hazard regulations. The bathrooms on levels 7 and 8 are forexecutive level 1s and above ONLY - foreign floaters will not be tolerated. The bathrooms in the basement annexe and on level 13 are still available for use although please remember to take your own door handle for use on level 13. Maintaining appearances cannot be held responsible for the current toilet...Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:48:31 GMThttp://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/lists/everyone/2009-November/001043.htmlFrom: Paul. Maintaining appearances, The toilet roll situation on level 4, 5 and 6 is dire. Paul hasd -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20091103/15fb3988/attachment-0001.html> Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:27:45 GMThttp://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/lists/everyone/2009-November/001042.htmlFrom: Paul. Hi all, Just got back from the Dog and Goose - Indian Summer Lunch Special today - Last orders at 2.30pm - 3 pints and a curry for a tenner - Highly recommended. Level 5 toilets are best avoided this afternoon!!!!! Paul Hasd -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20091103/16755659/attachment.html> Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:03:57 GMThttp://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/lists/everyone/2009-November/001041.htmlFrom: Paul. My God!!!!! I hope the Mr Health and Mr Safety packs are okay. Please ask the fire brigade to treat them as a priority and recover as much of the contents as possible. I'll have to go to the pub for lunch and calm down. Anyone else who needs to take time out my join me. Paul Hasd -----Original Message----- From: [#"http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/">] On Behalf Of Phil Sent: 03 November 2009 12:04 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] Garage 5 out of bounds Hi all, Please...Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:41:58 GMT