tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-307530382009-11-09T16:27:02.987+05:30BS from PS... ; )Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.comBlogger122125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-75924878249256653182009-10-21T10:27:00.003+05:302009-10-24T13:37:19.037+05:30<b>Girl </b>: *excited* I lost 1 kg today!<br /><div style="color: #666666;"><b>Boy</b> : Did you just get back from waxing?<br /></div><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... What exactly is "WITnessed"?</a><br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/search/label/WITnessed">The full WITnessed series...</a></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-7592487824925665318?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/10/witnessed-wieght-loss.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-62693146114257749602009-10-19T10:50:00.003+05:302009-10-19T13:29:30.437+05:30In a cinema hall, Boy puts his arm around Girl...<br /><br /><b>Girl</b> : *feeling conscious* Behave! There are families sitting here...<br /><div style="color: #666666; margin-top: 5px;"><b>Boy</b>: So? How do you think they became families? ; )<br /></div><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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He paid attention to the bill!<br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... What exactly is "WITnessed"?</a><br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/search/label/WITnessed">The full WITnessed series...</a></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-7222796554273203783?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/09/witnessed-paying-up.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-72176313053202444812009-09-07T10:28:00.005+05:302009-09-07T13:05:37.273+05:30<b>Cool Guy </b>: If your hair was longer, I would totally hit on you...<br /><div style="color: #666666;"><b>Harika </b>: No matter what you do with your hair, I'd never hit on you!</div><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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Must be like tickets to the changing room!</div>*<i>everyone bursts out laughing</i>*<br /><b>Rakesh : </b>I mean where they practice and hang out backstage...<br /><div style="color: #666666;"><b>Amit : </b>You mean the green room...</div><b>Rakesh </b>: Yeah, I'll be in the room... and you'll be turning green!<br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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I feel like I'm too old for a casual relationship, but too young to get married...<br /><div style="color: #666666;"><b>Pratik</b> : How bout him over there... *<i>pointing to a "player" (according to Khushboo)</i>*</div><b>Khushboo</b> : Guys like him go into the lowest priority category...<br /><div style="color: #666666;"><b>Pratik</b> : lol... What category would I be in? ; ) </div><b>Khushboo</b> : For you... I'll actually have to make a new category...<br /><div style="color: #666666;"><b>Pratik</b> : *<i>grins proudly</i>*</div><b>Khushboo</b> : ...which will be even below his category! ; )<br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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How are you!?<br /><span style="color: #666666;"><b>Mom </b>: *<i>notices that her little Girl is a little buzzed</i>* Aww, your battery is low? You also na... Your battery is always low! Ok sweatheart, we'll call you later.</span><br /><br />Can any one guess who this "Girl" is? ; )<br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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After persistent consoling from Deepi, that he does not <i>(yet)</i> look fat, he finally relaxed.<br /><br />That same night while they were watching something on the computer...<br /><br /><b>Mohsin </b>: Whats that sound?<br /><span style="color: #666666;"><b>Harika, Deepi </b>: *<i>can't hear anything</i>* What sound?</span><br /><b>Mohsin </b>: I thought I heard something...*<i>shrug</i>*<br /><br />They continued watching, when he suddenly paused the video.<br /><br /><b>Mohsin</b>: Did you hear that?!<br />*<i>everyone pauses and listens intently to no avail</i>*<br /><span style="color: #666666;"><b>Harika</b>: *<i>suddenly</i>* Aaah... Yes!</span><br /><b>Mohsin</b>: *<i>half worried about the sound and half relieved that she heard it</i>* What is it?!<br /><span style="color: #666666;"><b>Harika</b>: *<i>irritated</i>* It's the sound of your face stretching! You're getting fatter![1]</span><br /><br />Deepi fell of the bed laughing, while Mohsin's face stretched to a bright red color...<br /><br /><small>[1] Mohsin has been hitting the gym ever since, and is very fit now.</small><br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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DUH!<br /><br />Apparently just because I'm from a hot country (India) I should love to sit in the sun and roast. I don't see any Russians getting excited by the bitter cold wind and snow, do you?<br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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Or... *eyes grow wide* I must have bitten <a href="http://www.ishafoundation.org/Sadhguru">Sadhguru</a>![1]<br /><br /><small>[1] Sadhguru is a <a href="http://www.ishafoundation.org/Sadhguru">yogi/enlightened guru</a>.<br /></small><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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So I'll need some cash...<br /><b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Deepika </b><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">: First you do damage, and then you do some more damage!</span><br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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But I'm back!<br /><br />Lots of fun posts coming up... If you like the stuff here, you can subscribe to my <a href="http://feeds2.feedburner.com/PratikStephensBlog">RSS feed</a> : <a href="http://feeds2.feedburner.com/PratikStephensBlog">http://feeds2.feedburner.com/PratikStephensBlog</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-7743261949432944481?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com1http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/08/blog-update-domain-name-expiry-et-all.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-81226645828339501432009-08-03T02:31:00.002+05:302009-08-03T13:36:52.623+05:30After dinner at a restaurant...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Deepi </span>: I got the bill.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Pratik </span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">: Show me the bill, we're going to split it...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mohsin </span>: (to Deepi) Tear the bill, give him half, and lets split from here... ; )<br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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It might be wet...<br /><b>Pranip </b>: But the bathroom's clean and dry.<br /><b>Abhay </b>: Don't worry, it won't be when he comes out!<br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... What exactly is "WITnessed"?</a><br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/search/label/WITnessed">The full WITnessed series...</a></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-6106620793408683340?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/05/witnessed-toiletiquette.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-8692172055656524032009-05-06T22:21:00.004+05:302009-05-06T22:32:24.761+05:30A gem of a kid (~5 yrs old) who's too smart for his age (like most kids nowadays!) lost his grandfather. He was sad, and mourned his loss, but got fed up after the second day of mourning.<br /><br />He went over to his neighbour's place and was like...<br /><br /><blockquote>Patah nahin itne log kyon aa rahe hai!? Sab aate... rote... rulate... khaate... aur chale jaate!</blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">(English Translation : I don't know why soo many people are coming home. They just come, cry, make granny cry, eat, and leave!)</span><br /><br />I'm sure his grandfather must have chuckled in his grave. May he rest in peace.<br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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First you were pricey... then you were cheap... and now you are totally FREE!!!</blockquote>I would have added "priceless" right in the beginning before pricey, but then again I didn't just break up with him.<br /><br />Belated Happy Independence Day to both of you darlings! : )<br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... 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Who came up with that?</span><br /><b>Deeksha </b>: Someone called Deeksha Nanda came up with that... *proud chuckle*<br /><b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Pratik </b><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">: This Deeksha Nanda appears to be quite an intellectual!</span><br /><b>Deeksha </b>: Haha, yes... of course I am. Thank you! : )<br /><b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Pratik </b><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">: But then again, that would be just another assumption, wouldn't it?</span><br /><b>Deeksha </b>: GRRRRRR!<br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... What exactly is "WITnessed"?</a><br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/search/label/WITnessed">The full WITnessed series...</a></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-2689672186075102206?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/04/witnessed-assumptions.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-48817536187658599662009-04-09T01:08:00.004+05:302009-04-09T01:22:21.138+05:30Over hookah at Coco's....<br /><br /><b>Nick</b> : I got 2 vaporizers, a hookah, and a box full of flavoured tobacco at home... All for free! :)<br /><b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Pratik</b><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"> : Wow... How come?!</span><br /><b>Nick</b> : One of my friends gave it to me. He owns half of this smoking company which sells all kinds of hookah/smoking stuff.<br /><b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Pratik</b><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"> : Nice... Always useful to have friends in </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">high</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"> places! ; )</span><br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... What exactly is "WITnessed"?</a><br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/search/label/WITnessed">The full WITnessed series...</a></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-4881753618765859966?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/04/witnessed-smoking-buddies.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-91214662938387351702009-04-06T17:01:00.003+05:302009-04-06T17:07:53.897+05:30This one's a classic...<br /><br />Vikas and I were goofing around (as usual) in the Electronics Lab[1]... We were sitting right in front, and were cracking up on one of our jokes, when the professor (who we affectionately called Goofy) lost his patience.<br /><br /><b>Prof. Goofy </b>: Enough of this fooling around! If you want to laugh go outside the lab and laugh as much as you want!<br /><b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Vikas, Pratik </b><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">: Sorry Sir. (stifling our laughter)</span><br /><b>Prof. Goofy </b>: Vikas, and... (pointing to me) Erm, whats your name?<br /><b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Pratik </b><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">: Pratik, Sir...</span><br /><b>Prof. Goofy </b>: Yeah... You two stand up... Pratik, and... (pointing to Vikas) Erm, whats your name?<br /><b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Vikas </b><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">: Erm... Vikas.</span><br /><br />I look at Vikas, he looks at me, and we both burst out laughing again. I couldn't control myself, so I got up, excused myself, and walked out of the lab voluntarily.<br /><br />Poor Vikas was bravely trying to contain his laughter and was even managing to look apologetic, till he saw me through the window, laughing my ass off outside. He joined me outside a couple of seconds later...<br /><small><br />[1] This was in 11th standard in Nowrosjee Wadia College.<br /></small><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... What exactly is "WITnessed"?</a><br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/search/label/WITnessed">The full WITnessed series...</a></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-9121466293838735170?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com5http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/02/witnessed-your-name-is.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-86757884590097832882009-04-02T18:54:00.016+05:302009-04-03T11:39:57.997+05:30So I finally PIMPED out my blog! : )<br />I spent 1 full day working on this template, and only 2 whole nights tweaking the dang thing!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GQY7_2vmybk/SdTEvXq63rI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/fn58L415GKE/s1600-h/New+Template.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 222px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GQY7_2vmybk/SdTEvXq63rI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/fn58L415GKE/s400/New+Template.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320093377918328498" border="0" /></a><br />I'm quite happy with how it's turned out so far! (Lots more tweaking to come...)<br />I've put in a couple of nifty "hidden" features, that you'll totally love... once you find/notice them. : )<br /><br />The look and feel I was going for while designing this template was...<br />1. simple<br />2. elegant<br />3. fresh + fun<br /><br />Hope you like the new look, cos I'm loving it!<br />: )<br /><br />Let me know what you think...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-8675788459009783288?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com5http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/04/my-blog-got-new-template-finally.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-43694268093532955292009-04-02T10:07:00.006+05:302009-04-13T16:42:24.203+05:30There were a number of birds sitting on the electricity lines.<br />And there was a loud PHATT noise...<br /><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://planetpranav.com/"><b>Pranav</b></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>: What was that sound? I think the transformer blew!<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><b>Manisha </b>: Poor birds... Unki toh WATT lag gayee hogi!</span><br /><br />[This simply cannot be translated to English... : ) ]<br /><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... What exactly is "WITnessed"?</a><br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/search/label/WITnessed">The full WITnessed series...</a></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-4369426809353295529?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/03/witnessed-electric-birds.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-26688836829549206112009-04-01T10:49:00.003+05:302009-04-01T10:49:01.041+05:30<div><a href="http://over-the-moon-and-way-beyond.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="il">Afrin</span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> :</span> (asking Azmin) Didn't you hear Shammi snoring? He was so loud!</div><div><span style="font-weight: bold;">Shammi : </span>Arrey, that's because I was having a sound sleep.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... What exactly is "WITnessed"?</a><br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/search/label/WITnessed">The full WITnessed series...</a></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-2668883682954920611?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/03/witnessed-snoring.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-40234554301912486272009-03-31T18:47:00.002+05:302009-04-02T12:09:05.152+05:30While Urvashi and Vartika were riding on their noisy bike late at night... (The noisy bike was attracting unwanted attention from random guys passing by...)<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Random Guy :</span> Whats the time...? Erm... I don't have a watch...<br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102); FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Urvashi :</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)"> 11:30...</span><br /><br />Random Guy says thanks and moves on...<br /><br />After 10 seconds, Random Guy slows down again, and looks to Urvashi...<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Random Guy :</span> Excuse me, whats your name?<br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102); FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Urvashi :</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(102,102,102)"> Why?! You don't have a name either?!<br /></span><br /><small>Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... What exactly is "WITnessed"?</a><br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/search/label/WITnessed">The full WITnessed series...</a></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-4023455430191248627?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/03/witnessed-time.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30753038.post-9060271011915100212009-03-27T10:49:00.002+05:302009-03-27T10:49:00.857+05:30Manisha struck back after <a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/01/witnessed-eureka.html">this</a> and <a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/12/witnessed-we-are-family.html">this</a>...<br /><br /><b>Pratik </b>: Manisha has the worst taste in women! Whenever she tells me that one of her friends is "soooo hot", she gets my hopes up, and invariably they are definitely NOT!<br /><b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Manisha </b><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">: But I find them hot!</span><br /><b>Pratik </b>: Manisha, you have terrible taste in women!<br /><b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Manisha </b><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">: So that's good for me na... Anyways I'm not into women.</span><br /><b>Pratik </b>: So what if you're not into women, you should still have good taste... in general.<br /><b style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Manisha </b><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">: Fine, I have bad taste... If I had good taste I wouldn't be friends with you would I?! :P</span><br /><b>Pratik </b>: Ouch! *heartbroken*<br />: )<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Quick Links :<br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/2008/05/witnessed.html">Erm... What exactly is "WITnessed"?</a><br /><a href="http://www.pratikstephen.com/search/label/WITnessed">The full WITnessed series...</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30753038-906027101191510021?l=www.pratikstephen.com'/></div>Pratik Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16734478138118397140noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pratikstephen.com/2009/03/witnessed-manisha-strikes-back.html