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New Morning Routine

Nate — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:20:46 +0000

Everything’s going to be be OK.

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New Morning Routine

Making Lemonade At Home

Nate — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 23:21:47 +0000

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Making Lemonade At Home

Kai’s Status

Kai — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 18:47:33 +0000

Still going strong!

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Kai’s Status

NBA All Star Weekend in Dallas!

Nate — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 04:41:38 +0000

Last weekend, we had the pleasure of producing a handful of LOLtastic videos at the NBA All Star Game in Dallas, TX. Special thanks to Yardbarker and FLO TV for partnering with us!

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NBA All Star Weekend in Dallas!

iPWN is Released

Kai — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:41:23 +0000

It’s been a while since Nate and I have released a web show. This time around we teamed up with IGN Entertainment, the gigantic video game website to create iPWN, a show about iPhone games. It’s a reach for us, but we’re very happy with what we’ve come up with. I think you’ll see that we’ve tried some new things here. Enjoy!

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iPWN is Released

The Last Rap Music Video Ever Made

Nate — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:32:42 +0000

THE ONLY WAY I CAN REVIEW THIS IS WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON, DEAR LORD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. SO MANY TRANSCENDENT MOMENTS:

0:25 – MAP OF THE SUDAN TAKEN FROM THE FIRST PAGE OF A “SUDAN MAP” GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH
0:47 – THIS ZOOM IN!!!
0:50 – RAINBOW MONEY!!!
1:13 – ONE OF THREE SHOTS THAT ISN’T GREEN SCREENED! DISORIENTING IN A GREAT WAY!
2:17 – FISHERMAN IN THE BACKGROUND
3:37 – VERY ORDINARY MOVIE THEATER!!!

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The Last Rap Music Video Ever Made

Ian Does It With Christmas Vol. 3

Nate — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:18:30 +0000

One of Portal A’s most esteemed collaborators, Ian Pfaff, has just released his third Christmas album featuring tracks such as “Merry Christmas (F*ck Y’all)” and “My Liquor Cabinet (Is Bigger Than Your Liquor Cabinet).” It’s unbelievably funny and can be downloaded here for free: doitwithchristmas.com. Makes a great stocking stuffer!

"F*ck Tim Allen!"

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Ian Does It With Christmas Vol. 3

War on Drugs???

Nate — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:30:53 +0000

It’s hard enough throwing a no-hitter on drugs!!!

Via No Mas.

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War on Drugs???

Top 100 Wire Quotes

Nate — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:04:41 +0000

This has been been posted in a lot of places, but it’s also the greatest thing ever. Shiiiiiieeeeetttt.

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Top 100 Wire Quotes

Hypothetical situation involving “Ninja Assasin”

Nate — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:22:22 +0000

I’m walking down the street in the middle of the day.

STRANGER: Excuse me, sir. May I speak with you for a moment?
ME: Whoa, you scared me!
STRANGER: I’d like to give you $1,000.
ME: Sick! I could totally use that.
STRANGER: I can tell.
ME: A thousand bucks, wow! Rock! Wait a second…there isn’t some sort of catch, is there?
STRANGER: There’s a catch.
ME: God damnit!
STRANGER: It’s not a big one. The only thing you have to do is agree that you’ll never see this one movie.
ME: Oh, thank god! I thought I was going to have to join Jews for Jesus or someting. Not seeing a movie is so easy! Most movies suck.
STRANGER: Agreed. So you’ll do it?
ME: Sure.
(He starts to hand me the money).
ME: Wait. Can I just see the trailer to make sure?
(Pause)
STRANGER: OK. But remember: a thousand dollars.
ME: Got it.

STRANGER: So all you have to do is sign right here….
ME: Holy…
STRANGER: Nate? Nate?!!?!
I laugh hysterically and run away.

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Hypothetical situation involving “Ninja Assasin”