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The 30 Worst Tattoos On The Internet

Jillian Madison — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:38:03 +0000

Here’s a fresh collection of the stupidest… ugliest… most insane tattoos on the internet:

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The Official Internet Butthurt Complaint Form

Jillian Madison — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:30:46 +0000

Aww, you poor thing. Did someone on the internet hurt your feelings? Don’t suffer in silence. Fill out Spubba’s Internet Butthurt Complaint Form and sleep a bit easier tonight.

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How The Obama Administration Does Subtlety

Jillian Madison — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:08:55 +0000

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FFFUUU: Life’s Biggest Annoyances In Picture Form

Jillian Madison — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:13:27 +0000

This rage comic meme, originally started on 4chan, has been spreading across the internet over the past few weeks. These are our 10 favorites:

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Behind The Scenes: Race To Witch Mountain

Jillian Madison — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:46:22 +0000

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FIRST LOOK: Amazing Race Season 13 Castmembers

Unseen Movie Prequels

Jillian Madison — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:06:47 +0000

Every once and awhile, people on Twitter stop talking about what they ate for breakfast long enough to say something useful. That time is now, my friends. Twitterers are coming up with UNSEEN MOVIE PREQUELS, and some of them are pretty funny. These are our favorites:

TOP 10 UNSEEN MOVIE PREQUELS:

Ocean’s One

Drafting Private Ryan

Nothing Particularly Against Bill. Volume 1.

To the Future For the Very First Time

There Could Be Blood

Casper The Friendly Boy

Thursday the 12th

Before Harry Met Sally

Slum Puppy Millionaire

The Lion, the Witch and the Ikea Plastic Drawers

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12 Tips For Single Women

Jillian Madison — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:02:19 +0000

These were published in a magazine in 1938. At the time, they weren’t supposed to be funny. Now, 70 years later, THEY’RE HILARIOUS.

Men don’t like it when women borrow their handkerchief and get lipstick on it. Never forget.

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Robert Pattinson Underwear: Another Sign Of The Apocalypse

Jillian Madison — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:53:49 +0000

Feast your eyes upon one of the most disturbing photos I’ve ever posted on Pophangover:

Yes, this is a pair of Edward Cullen underwear. And in case the outside wasn’t disturbing enough, there’s also a photo of his mouth on the inside liner – conveniently located right where your lady parts sit. Because after all, who doesn’t want to be imaginary-fucked by a fake glittery vampire.

Sorry, overweight teens and lonely housewives. These were made as a gag and are not being mass produced. That’s fine with me, because I’m holding out for the Taylor Lautner bra.

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Random Thought Of The Day

Jillian Madison — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:24:23 +0000

I never want to see anyone make this face EVER AGAIN.

(Also, Mariah Carey looks like a whore.)

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The Worst Paint Color Name Ever

Jillian Madison — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:55:20 +0000

I’m in the middle of moving and renovating my new house, so I’m of course spending insane amounts of time at the Lowes/Home Depot paint departments. Most of the paint colors have serene, peaceful names like “Azure Snow” or “Winter In Paris”, which is why “EVENING MOTH” by Martha Stewart really stood out as unnecessarily nasty.

Maybe it’s just me, but I hate moths with every fiber of my being. They’re clumsy, disgusting looking, fuzzy wads of meat that fly. And they know I hate them, so they’re always terrifying me by flying directly at my head. I don’t need to be reminded of that shit every time I walk into my freshly painted kitchen, ‘k?

What’s next, Martha? Prison Toilet Stain Brown? Hot Glue Gun Burn Red?

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