tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-1816226 2010-03-10T12:54:40-08:00 Provocative observations and small bites of humorous mischief. TypePad PimpMyWryhttp://feedburner.google.com tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a01053701a4a0970b01310f88efc0970c 2010-03-10T12:54:40-08:00 2010-03-10T13:02:58-08:00 Kim Ficera Dear Bette Q: Last night I had a wildly erotic dream about a woman named Randi Cohen. It was the most vivid dream I’ve ever had. And I think that she’s the perfect woman for me (and I don’t mean just sexually). The only problem? I don’t know anyone named Randi Cohen. Does it make sense for me to try to find her? I didn’t used to believe in fate but now I’m not so sure. Certainly I could do a Google search and see if I recognize her photo. 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She believes gay marriage is bad for kids, as well as everyone else. She also believes it's bad for your poo-poo slide. "The human rectum wasn't made for sexual behavior," she said. Anal sex "can lead to Gay Bowel Syndrome." FYI, Gay Bowel Syndrome is an outdated term that smart people no longer use but that bigots use a lot because it's nice and scary — way scarier than its sister disease, Repetitive Dysmorphic Ass Picking Disorder With Itching — and because, you know,... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oWY0SnnScnDOy-Mo7kdLYwAw3pk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oWY0SnnScnDOy-Mo7kdLYwAw3pk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oWY0SnnScnDOy-Mo7kdLYwAw3pk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oWY0SnnScnDOy-Mo7kdLYwAw3pk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?a=Pz7xvMHvmeE:MLyS5lw2GhA:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?a=Pz7xvMHvmeE:MLyS5lw2GhA:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?a=Pz7xvMHvmeE:MLyS5lw2GhA:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?i=Pz7xvMHvmeE:MLyS5lw2GhA:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PimpMyWry/~4/Pz7xvMHvmeE" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.pimpmywry.com/2010/03/exlesbian-gives-speech-on-anal-sex-before-minnesota-senate-crap-everywhere-.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a01053701a4a0970b0120a8c72489970b 2010-02-23T15:16:50-08:00 2010-02-23T20:02:09-08:00 Ali H CNN recently reported that members of our broke-ass Senate managed to put down their health insurance lobbyist-provided crack pipes just long enough to succeed in a bi-partisan vote in favor of pushing forward a bill designed to create jobs for people who actually need a bailout: Us.But, before you pay up on that bet you made that the government doesn't care about us, I've got some good news (or bad news, depending on how you look at it): You haven't lost that bet after all. See, the $15B bill is a sickly, pathetic shadow of the original $85B draft, and,... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9f4tdH6T5RnJSQv8yV12HU5t61I/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9f4tdH6T5RnJSQv8yV12HU5t61I/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9f4tdH6T5RnJSQv8yV12HU5t61I/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9f4tdH6T5RnJSQv8yV12HU5t61I/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?a=hKE9_fwVy9Y:UlTj59ylhro:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?a=hKE9_fwVy9Y:UlTj59ylhro:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?a=hKE9_fwVy9Y:UlTj59ylhro:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/PimpMyWry?i=hKE9_fwVy9Y:UlTj59ylhro:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/PimpMyWry/~4/hKE9_fwVy9Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.pimpmywry.com/2010/02/meaningless-senate-vote-offers-a-cheap-bitter-sort-of-hope.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a01053701a4a0970b012877b74a22970c 2010-02-19T11:19:08-08:00 2010-02-19T11:19:37-08:00 Kim Ficera Recently, a friend confessed to me that he voted "yes" on Proposition 8 in 2008. He regretted his decision almost immediately afterward, he said, and added that he now feels ashamed. When I asked him why he voted to outlaw same-sex marriage, despite knowing, liking and respecting a number of gay people, including a favorite uncle, he told me that the "Yes on 8" folks had convinced him that gay marriage would be bad for his children because "it would be taught in schools." 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Even if you ignore his annoyingly-posh coupling of two rather-snooty names, his essay on liberal condescension comes off as, well, condescending. If you've seen Team America: World Police then you'll understand me when I tell you that Alexander's essay asking Why is everyone so fucking stupid? is a rant based on the same quality of facts as Kim Jong Il's ramblings. Alexander's point? 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