tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26023576704203739682019-07-22T06:08:21.854-03:00Pimenta no teu...é refresco!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11706125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-73076438807368819492019-02-27T00:39:00.000-03:002019-02-27T00:41:15.046-03:00Os Looks do Oscar 2019 - Parte II<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Menines, né que anteontem apaguei nos bons drinks, após a cerimônia do Oscar, acordando yesterday com uma ressaca duzinfernos infernais? Daí passei o dia todo gagado, só entornando litros e mais litros de água and tomando comprimidos de Paracêtalôka. Esse é o resultado de inventar de beber whiskas barato. Aconselho a vocês não fazerem o mesmo, tá?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Pois bem, agora vamos dar continuidadchy aos comentários sobre os panos ricos e grifados que cobriram as meninas na noite do Oscar.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-82YlviIr6RI/XHSmkQf_TZI/AAAAAAABwh0/B7e7RAgxSm0jUggBDJxDalfBsMxRjrK6QCLcBGAs/s1600/Allison%2BJanney.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O vestido da <b>Allison</b> lembrava uma espécie de smoking versão feminina, onde a parte da cintura também me lembrou que preciso comprar um guarda-chuva...</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BxxXsF7gOlA/XHSmkoCRsTI/AAAAAAABwh8/gjKSvl4oKEM1Uqi2bbSsxgDp8I7qBVm5ACLcBGAs/s1600/Amy%2BAdams.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>Amy </b>estava uma verdadeira sereia nesse look! Inclusive nos cabelos ressecados pelo sal das águas do mar...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-09p8Y1gXAIE/XHSmkoEpF9I/AAAAAAABwh4/FCdyFtLFwnAInV_6b4sVTi4bQROsAGl-wCLcBGAs/s1600/Angela%2BBasset.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>Angela</b> estava um verdadeiro bombom Sonho de Valsa. Porém o porte majestoso e a cara de rica dessa mulher deixa até os vestidos da Catan lindos!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iF2zP8agwVE/XHSmlfihMZI/AAAAAAABwiA/RidnMqU-fjEX6gcRcD7rjE_L3_aHLBvugCLcBGAs/s1600/Brie%2BLarson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Toda trabalhada no brilhim dos lacres das latas do latão Itaipava...</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BRWrvFWmP98/XHSmmAm012I/AAAAAAABwiI/k43B_9FqpqsfYs_6IZ52_DFtCZ9s07GVQCLcBGAs/s1600/Charlize%2BTheron.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O furacão loiro <b>Charlize</b> ficou sem graça morena, né? E piorou a situação ter colocado esse vestido de pastora da Universal</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PkFiAbfwnr8/XHSmmppxuJI/AAAAAAABwiM/GpnGEBjndRw7TYptC1bjlZ-UPw8xy2IVgCLcBGAs/s1600/Christine%2BLahti.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Para um jantar, talvez. Para um red carpet, não sei</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UXfZoLyMq9M/XHSmnACeWdI/AAAAAAABwiQ/tSXu9Rivkkk3o_WdvX49YS4sknBh8tpXwCLcBGAs/s1600/Danai%2BGurira.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>Danai</b> estava linda por demais! Uma verdadeira princesa de Wakanda! Mesmo com o tecido parecendo um Ferrero Rocher</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-A16vaC8v5P8/XHSmnR-QKAI/AAAAAAABwiU/6vqiFFfQLE0PnU8IkVEMAQ4c41A3N8L0QCLcBGAs/s1600/Emily%2BDeschanel.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A mona estava fantasia de sino?</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0F4Fx1H_Hss/XHSmnq4CGUI/AAAAAAABwiY/5L8C57UYl9c6GhGev3AmCmRW1Muw1mrzwCLcBGAs/s1600/Emma%2BStone.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">E essa estava fantasiada de enfeito natalino?</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RocMJTG2ZLU/XHSmoOaq8VI/AAAAAAABwic/9UOjFg1h3Ec-ohkZ-pUTOsWIIRL3SBXfQCLcBGAs/s1600/Gemma%2BChan.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Só as asiáticas para segurar um modelão maxi desses, hein?</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WzVXUomSnbg/XHSmopASgoI/AAAAAAABwig/SqFSeQBrmVgVsSKUZAmbFG9Gia82F-7wACLcBGAs/s1600/Glenn%2BClose.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Tadinha da <b>Glenn</b>, rapaz... Além de ter perdido o Oscar de Melhor Atriz, o que é uma verdadeira injustiça, ainda teve que aguentar ser comparada com <b>Walter Mercado</b>... Ligue Djá!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_NOuFAA7c3E/XHSmoxeDY1I/AAAAAAABwik/zD-9vTI4McQLhDVfq0a0oqKUgEjBPtzVwCLcBGAs/s1600/Hannah%2BBeachler.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Pense na vontade da peste que tive de comer sashimi depois que olhei esse look?</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GEserUcGufY/XHSmpZCY9zI/AAAAAAABwio/HvbGaQMe1K4Ot6SWmpUOzfe2AXBa-8-igCLcBGAs/s1600/Helen%2BMirren.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>Helen</b> sempre linda. Mas não curti muito o modelito não. E acho que foi por conta da cor escolhida</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZxqCXsv_5cg/XHSmpmBlqBI/AAAAAAABwis/hsfEO4gJ0pUk91wa2AYhzj55Lo6peASxQCLcBGAs/s1600/Jennifer%2BHudson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Será que tudo que é vestido que olho tá me fazendo pensar em sashimi, gente? Essa fome não é normal!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fBsqqCs2AZU/XHSmqL4sZUI/AAAAAAABwiw/OVF0FVJh2jkPRMjrT3cZIaAOAQ7E7hGuwCLcBGAs/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Raramente não gosto da <b>JLo</b> nos tapetes vermelho, pois ela sempre chega quebrando o edi das rivais. Mas dessa vez não cheguei a amar esse vestido <b>Tom Ford</b> que a mona usou não! Sla! Deu agonia esses espelhos quebrados.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Vy5htP3X-Ug/XHSmqe_O3NI/AAAAAAABwi0/AW2cqv0IuVsBld_QacXUgoAU9z6mz_OiQCLcBGAs/s1600/Kacey%2BMusgrave.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Uma debutante envolta em algodão doce</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6vz9e1j3dyQ/XHSmrMD6i5I/AAAAAAABwi8/tfg8b_sht2Eg-1i6Z6m2zPDU2C3S9RBfQCLcBGAs/s1600/Kiki%2BLayne.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Achei chiquetérrima, mesmo com essa anomalia de tecido descendo pelo ombro.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ceoB8NWX_Ls/XHSmrqWivwI/AAAAAAABwjA/g8fK8-Wy9g0WU_qSbG1DqougZyDswHchQCLcBGAs/s1600/Kristen%2BRitter.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Toalha de Mesa</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Kk0W96SOugA/XHSmr8TFSyI/AAAAAAABwjE/GZRqUwSKC6wXIBmQX0xtyUeX4m7GMnuDACLcBGAs/s1600/Lady%2BGaga.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Gosto das luvas, diamante, picumã e só</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-C-JUQ3K07UU/XHSmsMrcnRI/AAAAAAABwjI/bBmLb37nwPQ2jJnLOmK-7lflMtXkQMb_ACLcBGAs/s1600/Laura%2BDern.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Básica </span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nlwxY3H5zqA/XHSmsghUoMI/AAAAAAABwjM/qTuSZodJzj0G_-tnQUcYrsGqC9XMnkGBQCLcBGAs/s1600/Letitia%2BWright.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Capa de Almofada</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xAXzfcQi2Ok/XHSmtlNvI0I/AAAAAAABwjY/2uoch18nOa84zokFQ93jc31H0GHYbfp4wCLcBGAs/s1600/Maya%2BRudolph.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Cortinas de Vó</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vVoo_UEMYAE/XHSmujOQ7FI/AAAAAAABwjk/WIBsHNUDNRc5aqZ6AAq_Z-kX1Zxcv0mewCLcBGAs/s1600/Olivia%2BColeman.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>Olivia</b>, você está maravilhosa! No filme...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Okurql-8Jqs/XHSmvm-qV9I/AAAAAAABwjs/40h3Z5pLlrkUeA1qM3kNxOwgIWbx2pgKgCLcBGAs/s1600/Rachel%2BWeisz.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Customizou a capa de chuva pra fazer um bolero</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TYq7HekHUCw/XHSmwE9l6KI/AAAAAAABwj0/V20bSObi3o4oqLfR7jN4ZTFwHWE_F3drgCLcBGAs/s1600/Sarah%2BPaulson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Sarinha, minha amada... </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LPZX-vkl4QA/XHYDRBwPkuI/AAAAAAABwks/ll-M0SXLBaUxSB8KO4CSGSTjP-sLhrOTQCLcBGAs/s1600/tenor.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="278" data-original-width="498" height="178" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LPZX-vkl4QA/XHYDRBwPkuI/AAAAAAABwks/ll-M0SXLBaUxSB8KO4CSGSTjP-sLhrOTQCLcBGAs/s320/tenor.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wEaH-GYt-5I/XHSmwvNYX1I/AAAAAAABwj4/CXx6ANSvuyoh39eS_5OAnNQh370PcMfVQCLcBGAs/s1600/Serena%2BWilliams.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O corset tá tão apertado, junto com a cinta de Dr. Rey, que ficou parecendo que <b>Serena</b> tem três suvacos num lado só</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3BP7vlPY5fU/XHSmxAsXEaI/AAAAAAABwj8/d2rdMO-kqDouEg8smSg892oY66t-tey7wCLcBGAs/s1600/Tessa%2BThompson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A pessoa toda amarrada na sinhaninha</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_brWDpbT-q8/XHSmxFeYyNI/AAAAAAABwkA/0Ns1Buyi33QDAdiSF83cwb78pkDWexPRQCLcBGAs/s1600/Tina%2BFey.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">É um vestido clássico e lindo! Super amei essa cor. Só dispensaria a capanga, usando uma bolsetinha mais delicada.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HQqBbBkyuWo/XHSmxv3ZVLI/AAAAAAABwkE/bzHsfub9jRUmCePQc2tLZS9Pg9zb6UKrwCLcBGAs/s1600/Zooey%2BDeschanel.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Ai, mulher, esse modelito deixou com a impressão que tuas peitas estão arriadas! Ficou muito gostosinho não, visse?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">E agora bye, que eu tô indo caçar alguma coisa para comer na geladeira e aplacar essa fome monstra que está me consumindo. Beijos no CU...erpo!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xPAYPkijBNc/XHYFs7KRQmI/AAAAAAABwk4/LalwyEqt-MUHi478lX-zZfyFSgTd-qXhQCLcBGAs/s1600/GIF-Beyonce.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="375" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xPAYPkijBNc/XHYFs7KRQmI/AAAAAAABwk4/LalwyEqt-MUHi478lX-zZfyFSgTd-qXhQCLcBGAs/s1600/GIF-Beyonce.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-89238924907844883342019-02-25T01:09:00.000-03:002019-02-27T00:37:48.250-03:00Os Looks do Oscar 2019 - Parte I<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Olá, cremosas! Tudo certinho com vossas periquitas? Estavam com saudades de moi ( essa palavra significa <b>EU</b> em francês para as iletradas de plantão, talquêi? )???? Eu não estava lá assim tão saudosos de vocês não, visse? Tava quase era arriado dos quatro pneus de tanta vontade de escrever besteiras aqui. Daí tu me pergunta "e porque não fez isso nesse tempo todo"? E eu digo pra tu fechar esse teu lanho e respeitar meu tempo de falta de inspiração acometida por ter que escutar as músicas de <b>MC Kevinho</b> nas aulas de Ritmos na kadimia. AfiANAL, como que a pessoa consegue via conseguir emagrecer escutando isso, minha Nossa Senhora Donna Summer? A pessoa entra na depressão automaticamente e sai de lá correndo direto para um self service de coxinhas ( O salgado, tá? Favor não confundir com aquele outro tipo... Que eu não como jamais essa gente! ), né isso?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Mas... vamos deixar esses devaneios para lá e vamos focar no que interessa: os looks mais esperados do ano: os do Oscar 2019! Isso é, mais esperados depois dos looks + que babadeiros que as bunitas daqui de Recife usam no pagode da sopa, vale muito salientar! </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7zy5ixWEnHI/XHM-EFkMXfI/AAAAAAABwgA/nrzr4uOgcFETQ_yZqlOYWHxwJhoS1ZDwQCLcBGAs/s1600/Amandla%2BStenberg.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Começo já de "boa na lagoa" adorando por demais esse estilo anos 30 da <b>Amanda</b>, atriz fofa que tenho amado por demais atualmente! Até porque, preto que sou, amei que ela combinou o tal estilo com penteado afro, onde pareceu que esse tipo de picumã nasceu pra esse tipo de vestido, sim?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WNgiFmQFiJ4/XHM-Dx5BcNI/AAAAAAABwf8/SAszK72rgYIf9p9OhGK2PcfMot6YL_czwCLcBGAs/s1600/Ashley%2BGraham.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Ashley linda e toda curvas. Tá linda como sempre, mas achei basic, sem nenhuma novidade. Apostou no certo e arrasou.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OiaNada_-Ag/XHM-EQ6lPTI/AAAAAAABwgE/MZCJY58MYo4KkIxCrTJApOi8UaE7mQQIwCLcBGAs/s1600/Awkwafina.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">São tantas coisas erradas nesse look, que nem sei por onde começar. Por isso mesmo não começarei e direi só que tá um coooo</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K31UPlEV0PA/XHM-E2bwZTI/AAAAAAABwgI/YxuTI3BclgoqRvLRSKnurXkrUmxHFfWSgCLcBGAs/s1600/Billy%2BPorter.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O que é que um homem tá fazendo nessa seleção? Mas a senhora tá boa? Eu tô aqui comentando vestido and isso é um vestido! Simples assim, travesqueen! Amo o fato que Billy ( ator maravilhoso da série mais que maravilhosa POSE ) tem se divertido à beça nos tapetes encarnados que tem comparecido. Sempre trazendo um look diferente dos usuais que os meninos usam. E esse modelito Christian Siriano, com toda a certeza, será o mais comentado do Oscar, porque tá muito babadeiro mesmo! Eu posso nem ver que adoro!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5GNEOQjzOd8/XHM-FqZ-SsI/AAAAAAABwgM/q_7aUS0t3XMumVNWiua4W1vng-YiWoM_ACLcBGAs/s1600/Constance%2BWu.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A estrela do filme PODRES DE RICOS foi assim, bem rica. Linda, clássica, elegante, com tudo no lugar. Se eu amo? Amo sim! Tem espaço suficiente para as causadoras e para as discretas também, meu bem!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qfdSQbxT3Us/XHM-GgcE-mI/AAAAAAABwgU/a-draOj_3JIwmHhGLSpzcTmmi-XidVcPQCLcBGAs/s1600/Diane%2BWarren.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Alguém consegue explicar o que é esse mix de look sertanejo com gótico e sei lá mais yukê????</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jrVgfrO6zxk/XHM-GUEyT1I/AAAAAAABwgQ/dNWCmaRUBx480i_kNRovRsx4PCFED6uNQCLcBGAs/s1600/Elsie%2BFisher.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Miga Elsie, você não tá indo para um funeral, girl! Não precisa fazer a Vandinha lôra não, visse? Até goXto do look amish boy, mas faltou um sorrisinho nessa carinha linda.</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_4sn4g0rlDU/XHM-G2sEzNI/AAAAAAABwgY/BW-w3OiBArwlLesViM9Ner5Nov8E3JqnACLcBGAs/s1600/Emilia%2BClarke.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Mãe dos Dragões estava toda drapeada e trabalhada no "brilhim". Estava correta.</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cQpVBW3b2JU/XHM-HAc3_pI/AAAAAAABwgc/O9TOfTjYgrckXJOwGBRtX0ATnD9w5Ve1wCLcBGAs/s1600/Giuliana%2BRancic.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Essa saia tá parecendo um gramado pintado de preto. E sim, tô com medo desse suvaco dela!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-keLHEjNctbU/XHM-H_CCmZI/AAAAAAABwgg/YxlxjHGqh2gTLB9ojPiGYDV2qjeyXt1yQCLcBGAs/s1600/Jenifer%2BLewis.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Category is: laminado cafona!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mleOd_Er3Yw/XHM-IROrcqI/AAAAAAABwgk/GuPoKR8aaxQ1Zbq9aUGh6eMdSOqaiY9DQCLcBGAs/s1600/Kristen%2BCavallari.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Pretinho trabalhando na textura, mas com decote feio</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O9H1uNWngE4/XHM-IS9MeaI/AAAAAAABwgo/4IFusojRn8MT36U8NdFuMhouCFtSUgipgCLcBGAs/s1600/Laura%2BHarrier.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O look é OKAY. Mas o picumã and make ficou parecendo que ela estava só fazendo a prova da roupa. Faltou um TCHAN.</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8telhgymrtg/XHM-I7PGkgI/AAAAAAABwgs/PhCgUvQ5RIsshbNv69Ix9d5T3OYHK0O_QCLcBGAs/s1600/Laura%2BMarano.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Eu desenhando looks no paint parece isso esquisito aí. Juntando gema de ovo com rosa bebê.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NsIC3efJ3c4/XHM-JhIUhnI/AAAAAAABwgw/588sb22f19QfpGCVaIzhceOV-trhNfZRwCLcBGAs/s1600/Linda%2BCardellini.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Eu aviso ou vocês que isso não tá nada bem? Fico cá pensando o motivo, a razão, o porquê da pessoa querer ser lembrada como uma das mais mal vestidas do Oscar! </span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UW6giTIj_UU/XHM-KAttAFI/AAAAAAABwg4/oTkHomK4FPMUEITZOx2Q3PF3MjPYgRFsQCLcBGAs/s1600/Marie%2BKondo.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Asiáticas sempre elegantes. Mesmo quando colam papéis de docinhos de festas em seus vestidos...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JBVyS3xap88/XHM-KGapz-I/AAAAAAABwg0/1LjRoI7Z34g5yFrCWZpW17TXftudkYRaQCLcBGAs/s1600/Melissa%2BMcCarthy.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">Estava tudo indo bem, até me deparar com essa capa de super herói. É uma X-Woman, karai?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6hWxTYwSf9M/XHM-KtpAu5I/AAAAAAABwg8/HFlGzXYwkwQEMtJjZKCTrhx0Oa8CecQTQCLcBGAs/s1600/Michelle%2BYeoh.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Linda, chique, maravilhosa, definição da elegância, poder e riqueza! Mas poderia dispensar a capanga de papel laminado...</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xYBR78m5uyM/XHM-LXXoYdI/AAAAAAABwhA/GjsQB5yvqhsCOtxTd4SANkqjFp1Brbj4QCLcBGAs/s1600/Octavia%2BSpencer.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Séculos que Octavia nunca erra num red carpet, né, darling? Então tá tudo lindo e bem pensado. Da cabeça aos pés.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oU2VV1X-85Y/XHM-LjAJ4oI/AAAAAAABwhE/YqLhUZ1_4RoDtSG5Yyr-ZNleMcc_3B98ACLcBGAs/s1600/Regina%2BKing.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Regina, premiada e detectora do look mais sexy do Oscar. Fez a Jolie versão white e ficou maravilhosa!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zukz9QWT2BQ/XHM-L3djvEI/AAAAAAABwhI/sKgfPzCyWp4tbh8T-0P58DISfOp9zdJLgCLcBGAs/s1600/Shangela.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Para quem é fã da RuPaul's Drag Race, nada é mais satisfatório do que ver Shangela Laquifa Wadley brilhando em outras plataformas. A drag queen é fruto de muito trabalho, perseverança e talento. Tanto que está ai chamando mais atenção que as vencedoras do programa. Sim, sou fã declarado! And sim again, ela estava muito linda da cabeça aos pés! Don´t be a drag, just be a queen.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="634" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CzyByh1Xxts/XHM-MBbL9_I/AAAAAAABwhM/Q3p87Qe41-UHHLpVx3dVR1Yau6TG0ETGACLcBGAs/s1600/Yalitza%2BAparicio.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Tá tudo tão claro que nem sei o que dizer se tá bom ou se tá ruim. Só consigo enxergar a barra and ela tá parecendo mosquiteiro. Franca?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-31473954161552796992018-09-18T23:29:00.000-03:002018-09-18T23:29:04.849-03:00Os Looks do Emmy Awards 2018<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">E ontem, enquanto eu estava maravilhosamente deitado em berço esplêndido e tentando controlar um acesso de tosse alérgica b.a.b.a.d.o que tomou conta de todo meu ser, as celebridades gringas estavam dando aquele close de beleza em Los Angeles, para a 70º edição dos Emmy Awards, mostrando seus ricos looks grifados que iremos passar a limpo agora! vamos lá, suas quá-quá?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PBnoqq55hcI/W6GV4SxG3_I/AAAAAAAAISI/Mle7XdCmfJ8xWNjxBqFBXukE2Sjt61R7QCLcBGAs/s1600/giphy-downsized.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="140" data-original-width="250" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PBnoqq55hcI/W6GV4SxG3_I/AAAAAAAAISI/Mle7XdCmfJ8xWNjxBqFBXukE2Sjt61R7QCLcBGAs/s1600/giphy-downsized.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mPWmqpTIxPA/W6CH7s8IrAI/AAAAAAAAIO0/xC_Z6mLP3Ucy2WT3nOBcJlSia1uTxl2VACLcBGAs/s1600/Adina%2BPorter.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Começando e iniciando por ordem alfabética, as usual, temos a <b>Adina</b> em um longo amarelo, que super cai bem em seu tom de pele, mas achei que a parte de cima ficou no caminho entre o sexy e o desajustado. Não tá de todo ruim, mas poderia ser melhor, seu Pedro Bó...</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-k7eSfs0T2-c/W6CH72BaLDI/AAAAAAAAIO4/eBsdPGm31LIbBWp38Lk8HUKLY6otc9kTwCLcBGAs/s1600/Alexis%2BBledel.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">A eterna Gilmore Girl deve ter tido consultoria de moda da Tia Lydia de "The Handmaid's Tale", né não? Pois só assim para explicar esse mosquiteiro na frente da piriquita...</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lGsp0ORdAMA/W6CH8NVYu3I/AAAAAAAAIO8/X4xqbVwdKD0y2lIX08MdGTQfIBDBuRxUgCLcBGAs/s1600/Allison%2BJanney.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><i><b>"Querido designer de muóda para tapete vermelho, quero, aliás, ordeno que seja feito um dress que tenha as seguintes características: manga longa, capa, fenda e muito brilho, por favor"!</b></i> Daí eis que surgiu esse troço paetizado que eu não tô entendendo!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Gp_rPczUB-E/W6CH9MYAhZI/AAAAAAAAIPA/Ug4eVhEogaAfpgrzq0EqWaLoCVrA58_1ACLcBGAs/s1600/Amy%2BSedaris.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">E num tarra nem chovendo para ela ter feito a <b>Rihanna</b> e ter vestido a umbrella ella, ella, eh, eh, eh...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="417" data-original-width="450" height="296" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NhXcVSWrSMA/W6GdBkgbupI/AAAAAAAAISU/BkSAlQTpwUoEFbY4HA0_00Q_OgoqqE3QACLcBGAs/s320/006376_01.jpg" width="320" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="758" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pUuTJYE2eUE/W6CH9cnvVFI/AAAAAAAAIPE/hZjQZkLI3GcgUUt2kF9x8rHIkkw4Hi-fACLcBGAs/s1600/Angela%2BSarafyan.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Eu apenaXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX amo um vestido dramático e esse arrasou, abalou e definiu carreiras!!! <b>Angela</b> estava um abuso de maravilhosa nesse divino <b>Christian Siriano</b>, que ficava ainda mais poderoso em movimento. Cata:</span></div><b><br /></b><br /><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="pt"><div dir="ltr" lang="en" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Westworld?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Westworld</a>'s Angela Sarafyan has arrived at the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Emmys?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Emmys</a> <a href="https://t.co/QILf2nBd4b">https://t.co/QILf2nBd4b</a> <a href="https://t.co/oeJFIZoXXA">pic.twitter.com/oeJFIZoXXA</a></div><div style="text-align: center;">— Variety (@Variety) <a href="https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1041805414948425728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">17 de setembro de 2018</a></div></blockquote><script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script> <br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="883" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5yNbfRcIQb8/W6CH9pB1GHI/AAAAAAAAIPI/9b8JU9pBzVwG9IbpCh8UA-MeZ4wIifIfQCLcBGAs/s1600/Chrissy%2BMetz.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">As dificuldades que as meninas plus size, mesmo sendo famosas, enfrentam para que um estilista ofereçam um look seu para que elas usem, já são sabidas e relatadas pelas mesmas, pois esses "gurus da moda" só sabem vestir corpos tamanho 0 e se recusam a vestir quem não tenha essa ausência de numeração, como se toda a população mundial fossem modelos de passarela, né? Isso posto, achei esse vestido da <b>Chrissy</b> meio preguiçoso. Parece que quem o criou apenas fez um trabalho de amarração no corpo da atriz.</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="908" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wDRjXd9sr3M/W6CH-E4kSiI/AAAAAAAAIPM/shLNMgkwOFQImfD2J0VkXnYycjOlromygCLcBGAs/s1600/Chrissy%2BTeigen.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Another <b>Chrissy</b> me pareceu com aparência desconfortável nesse look. Eu tiraria tranquilamente a gola do dress. Ou melhor, tiraria as mangas e a gola, o transformando em um vestido de alcinhas! Tomara que caia também seria uma opção.</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ffSfLwi59dk/W6CH_5sHBXI/AAAAAAAAIPU/ha1Kp0kAbgI4tls69aAasZm7l-uzFA2OQCLcBGAs/s1600/Connie%2BBritton.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Conniezinha toda primaveril nesse vestido estampa de almofada. </span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-M0Tagzo0XPk/W6CH_rlMmGI/AAAAAAAAIPQ/H_yGs3EYoLwyT0h0J1LS-lGPHOBLeNNWgCLcBGAs/s1600/Constance%2BWu.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Tudo que o vestido paetizado da Allison lá em cima não foi,você consegue encontrar nesse lindo e sofisticado look da Constance.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="933" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OpgGbeDJAug/W6CH__vTTOI/AAAAAAAAIPY/ariX07Q8QWYhxYlU6GDFfpRztVRuLFjrwCLcBGAs/s1600/Dakota%2BFanning.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Poderia ter apostado em um picumã mais elaborado, já que o vestido plissado estava mais para o básico.</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="868" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0mQqSvunDkg/W6CIBGKQezI/AAAAAAAAIPc/3ytjqnjOOx8TACBnHO2ehP0Ys201UMxbwCLcBGAs/s1600/Elisabeth%2BMoss.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">O mesmo conselho de cima serve também para aia Offred, que conseguiu ser ainda mais básica. Se colocasse um blazer por cima dessa roupa já poderia estar numa mesa de escritório, de tão simplório que esse look é.</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="906" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qQ5twqbDgzA/W6CIBSFGSbI/AAAAAAAAIPg/70yZB8FMpxko1WXX6KcHsbJbzwJGpPbpQCLcBGAs/s1600/Ellie%2BKemper.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Serving sashimi de salmão realness</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VJnUbBdYrOw/W6CIBtUsWkI/AAAAAAAAIPk/TX-b6BeT1EYxEMvBfLbFRtZ8puYnSMR2ACLcBGAs/s1600/Emilia%2BClarke.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Lembro que, em alguma época de minha life de criança vi@d@, havia um modismo creyço de pegar uma camiseta e costurar numa saia de tecido diferente, transformando, assim, em um vestido Frankstein. Emilia deve ser dessa época também e resolveu homenagear o período... </span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z0oatay0x9U/W6CICQF86bI/AAAAAAAAIPo/TW3pCck0De4OPk1z1K9HXbe6ZVj5Lz18QCLcBGAs/s1600/Evan%2BRachel%2BWood.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">A diva <b>Rachel</b> ama alfaiataria! Geralmente ela aposta em usar algo nesse segmento nos eventos em que participa. O diferencial nesse foi que ela apostou em flores no cabelo para quebrar a sobriedade gótica do look. Eu amei!!!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cs8WkfMzHCw/W6CIC662VQI/AAAAAAAAIPs/bqGm8qedCcYJzeKHk_ObO6D7ei-1WSEKwCLcBGAs/s1600/Gwendoline%2BChristie.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Gwendoline encarnando uma star dos anos 30</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="843" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4YBbvELZmLI/W6GQNyx2r6I/AAAAAAAAIR8/RrlwU9bL_0EAOI1-UauCUW-c4iOOI7y4gCLcBGAs/s1600/Heidi%2BKlum.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><b>Heidi</b> estava um verdadeira deusa nesse <b>Zac Posen</b></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9rBBkbvJV6k/W6CIDdtDsFI/AAAAAAAAIPw/P61VhAP_W_wirJf4qhvjvOIxwgwdQKyHQCLcBGAs/s1600/Issa%2BRae.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Raramente gosto desses vestidos usados com calças, mas deve admitir que esse da <b>Issa</b> ficou lindo nela.</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hbCD0J4Glq4/W6CIDm36GzI/AAAAAAAAIP0/fXEyvsIs1RAfPOfeG0ZUPoUYQPp4eblsgCLcBGAs/s1600/Jenifer%2BLewis.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Essa bola eu deixo para vocês fazerem a legenda... <b>#merecuso</b></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="903" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DaIr3Eew9jI/W6CID-SloeI/AAAAAAAAIP4/rDqckL1rAPoMxMiFGbs1oMU0BSmLYtidACLcBGAs/s1600/Jessica%2BBiel.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Sim,o tecido lembra cortinas de plástico do banheiro! E sim, ela estava maravilhosa e foi considerada uma das "best dressed" da night! Eu concordei bastante, visse?</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="994" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LVN13tx9Yx0/W6CIFSrNJ3I/AAAAAAAAIQA/LaD-YemZ4qYK9EfPqWE9pwz8WnM5CJ0JgCLcBGAs/s1600/Keri%2BRussell.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><strike>Celine Dion</strike> <b>Keri Russel</b> estava,vamos dizer assim, um urubu sexy</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="914" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2sw7VwMykus/W6CIFY9dUmI/AAAAAAAAIQE/boEqCQ6o8pYq_ZIeGtMlOpEz4KIpEs6ggCLcBGAs/s1600/Kirsten%2BDunst.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Quase confundida com o cenário</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="948" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-W2bygj5eq3s/W6CIGFg290I/AAAAAAAAIQI/8CGSM6IWM9suK44-bK4SZsRBb2xkxAU2QCLcBGAs/s1600/Kristen%2BBell.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Too basic</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7RvjiPrzWkI/W6CIHP3X-oI/AAAAAAAAIQQ/GgBImBulF8gJHF6OUxhpRB-gCrA_6TdEwCLcBGAs/s1600/Madelaine%2BPetsch.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">A bitch-mor da série RIVERDALE estava pingando glamour nesse look perfeito!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H2lUVdbIlpw/W6CIHbVexRI/AAAAAAAAIQU/XVT-BtIy_icRQi_cQN7fXSsNQLBJWKuzQCLcBGAs/s1600/Madeline%2BBrewer.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Não tem como uma ruiva não ficar bem com um vestido saído do closet de Mortícia, né? Ruivas góticas rules!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-h8LiVh2PLoc/W6CIIMhYhLI/AAAAAAAAIQY/L08jYrwryrUJu4Ok1y3uo0A2SrlG86JyACLcBGAs/s1600/Mandy%2BMoore.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Gosto do vestido até o quadril. O restante pareceu que faltou pano</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="946" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cGKo4RsrwhQ/W6CIQWfinGI/AAAAAAAAIQ0/bZNCegTnxyQFWSRr4TUj61Ext6Ns_AHlACLcBGAs/s1600/Milly%2BBobby%2BBrown.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tá parecendo um balão junino</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/--HilCckbOg4/W6CIJf7IweI/AAAAAAAAIQg/SKHe41VLxUksfw7vJWyXvtRLW01oVdqhQCLcBGAs/s1600/Natasha%2BLyonne.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Toalha de reveião foi tingida de vermeio</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="891" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SHcwvx8AYk0/W6CIJ2vps0I/AAAAAAAAIQk/ihzDum4tzpwMFJWhs_nCcQQJ6WJcujweACLcBGAs/s1600/Padma%2BLakshmi.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Se houve alguém mais divônica que a <b>Padma</b> no red carpet desse Emmy, eu desconheço! E isso não foi e, ao mesmo tempo foi, por causa do vestido, mas sim pela atitude! </span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RaGfl_V2-wQ/W6GxzPdj1cI/AAAAAAAAISg/9AGyfnoVWrIGFihXe38YrEf1lNpysz0ewCLcBGAs/s1600/padma.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="624" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RaGfl_V2-wQ/W6GxzPdj1cI/AAAAAAAAISg/9AGyfnoVWrIGFihXe38YrEf1lNpysz0ewCLcBGAs/s1600/padma.jpg" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">A mona usou o mesmo vestido, e acho que sandálias também, que vestiu no em outubro passado no prêmio "Women of the Year" da Vogue Índia, em Mumbai e deu uma justificativa poderosa para a reciclagem do modelito: </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b><i>"Estou animada para usar este belo vestido J. Mendel novamente"</i></b>, disse <b>Padma</b> à revista <b>PEOPLE</b>. <b><i>"Eu acho que hoje em dia devemos parar de enviar essa mensagem para as mulheres jovens e meninas que todas nós temos esses armários intermináveis de roupas que nunca usamos mais de uma vez, especialmente em um tapete vermelho." </i></b></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LC87a6Jl024/W6CIOVBD9QI/AAAAAAAAIQs/fWBvxRP5C28L0oC_XHOg7WcIJWAXLRPYgCLcBGAs/s1600/Penelope%2BCruz.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Não venham dizer que <b>Penelope</b> raramente erra no look, porque ela simplesmente não erra nunca!!! Ao menos que eu lembre... Esse vestido <b>Chanel</b> tá maravilhoso e já quero emprestado para sair na ala de baianas da Beija Flor ano que vem!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Z2T7HSxJ1BU/W6CIW02cPAI/AAAAAAAAIRc/wjG_6J-sAJUxU3uP4sDSGbT-ngnaqUNngCLcBGAs/s1600/Regina%2BKing.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Avocado</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ag-cHQ8TsyE/W6CIP6fGYrI/AAAAAAAAIQw/Kzqm5Krn5B0n3SmNSLaMhwosv9WI0kc5ACLcBGAs/s1600/Samira%2BWiley.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Definitivamente não gosto desse vestido. Ele deixou as formas de Samira esquisitas e os ombros parecendo largos.</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="958" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-71OqyHWdyDQ/W6CIQjd_n7I/AAAAAAAAIQ4/6BzmjlUf4uEWrC4UKAL4sShhEYo3pvPlQCLcBGAs/s1600/Sandra%2BOh.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Eu sinto que não era para gostar desse vestido da Sandrinha, mas eu, sei lá, curti sim! Será porque eu gosto dela? <b>#dúvidas</b></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RyOR54XhWsU/W6CIRQPbLgI/AAAAAAAAIQ8/9QYG8xIbrfIV2J-e4RhCzk63DK28DAw-ACLcBGAs/s1600/Sarah%2BPaulson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Black Swan</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Z3bLh1xqcxI/W6CIRhryAzI/AAAAAAAAIRA/eD1mjVykDiAcQaofL93oQKLyJGPdylAVACLcBGAs/s1600/Scarlett%2BJohansson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Eu só fico me questionando é se o que tá segurando a parte de cima são as peitas da ScarJo..</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="912" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1l7Nm7QQ0Lc/W6CIS0uSEqI/AAAAAAAAIRI/Rdh99HT96soIVrOTEW0TfXpEzw3PL1BdACLcBGAs/s1600/Taraji%2BP.%2BHenson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">A árvore de natal já foi montada, fia?</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sWUrLWk_AJY/W6CIS6kkRrI/AAAAAAAAIRM/4BjawJqX108Gx_CThZIBGoFTSo7CIIvqQCLcBGAs/s1600/Tatiana%2BMaslany.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Essas invencionices que, além de feias, é um convite ao tombo... Já pensaram se ela pisa em cima desse tecido arrastando e tem um date com o chão?</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="910" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UEW9NMVpnZo/W6CIT1iFwII/AAAAAAAAIRQ/-lQZ0evqCZAtm5SPX8DHaYyfHAxbjvGPwCLcBGAs/s1600/Thandie%2BNewton.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Dois lençóis cor de goiaba e tá pronto o luki</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ghrliCgcONM/W6CIUYuT86I/AAAAAAAAIRU/tOGhpmvSJ10Yc8wDyHot3pvqvXnxapvEwCLcBGAs/s1600/Tina%2BFey.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Que vestido Fey, Tina!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GnyG-D9ifxA/W6CIU6oTjuI/AAAAAAAAIRY/Z-bzAWpq6boLxscEc9e3_QZvPojNDYWEACLcBGAs/s1600/Tracee%2BEllis%2BRoss.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sim, eu já disse anteriormente que gosto de drama, mas não quando ele me recorda de um sonho de valsa, né? Dá fome...</span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-2860213734539612012018-08-21T23:02:00.001-03:002018-09-18T20:57:44.107-03:00Os looks do VMAs 2018<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Essas celebridades estão com o edi ganho mesmo na vida, né? Porque onde já se viu marcar evento grandioso like o <b>VMA</b> em plena segunda-feira, seu Pereira? Um dia que a gente acorda toda cagada????</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Por isso não me dei nem ao desfrute de ligar minha TV de 100 polegadas na Gatonet para assistir o desfile das biitas pelo tapete cor de rosa da premiação, preferindo ficar deitado lânguido e faceiro na minha cama box pensando em vários nadas.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mas já recuperado nessa tuesday (terça-feira em inglês britânico) nublada em Hellcife, fui catar as imagens das famosas que por lá passaram e até me animei em voltar a postar aqui no blog!!!! Será que essa animação perdurará até chegar ao ultimo look? Oremos a Jó ...</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0Uptnlb1gF8/W3xa080QJUI/AAAAAAAAIKU/DMeZNMxUrgIgpQ7h04o47IctyqQV14PYACLcBGAs/s1600/Amara%2BLa%2BNegra.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><b>Amara</b> deu azar com a cor do tapete porque ficou uma coisa meio Estação Primeira de Mangueira, né? Porém achei que ela estava fantástica e majestosa, mais parecendo uma rainha africana. Amo negras usando cores fortes!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="921" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h99qgOysYTo/W3xa06Fe-GI/AAAAAAAAIKY/TO2-QxvEYBMAKYpPfq8ZRKAqQs-biDj1ACLcBGAs/s1600/Amber%2BRose.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Sim, eu também imaginava que a música <b><span style="color: red;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pd56d7kSVM">"Mulher Gato"</a></span></b> cantada por Uónessa Camargo seria a coisa mais mico que veríamos nesse campo por décadas! Mas daí a Rosa Âmbar me aparece nessa versão sadomasoquista satânica da vilã felina das HQs... </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Um momentinho, gente, preciso atender essa ligação.</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6YVRSi9zdtM/W3ydpbWMtHI/AAAAAAAAINk/ZHNzTPyqF74ZO2_Et3hw5M-sTpNqht27QCLcBGAs/s1600/51vX.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="490" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6YVRSi9zdtM/W3ydpbWMtHI/AAAAAAAAINk/ZHNzTPyqF74ZO2_Et3hw5M-sTpNqht27QCLcBGAs/s1600/51vX.gif" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Ihhhhhhh... Era o meu assessor de assuntos fechatórios ao telefone dizendo que, apesar de concordar que essa fantasia de sex shop da Amber estava um terror e era mais propícia para uma party de Halla o Hímen, ninguém vai conseguir tirar a coroa e o cetro de Uónessa como a "mulher gato mais micosa do milênio"! Portanto, <b>Amber</b> and <b>Halle Berry</b> já podem dormir felizes...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9GPpdI2tRw0/W3yttkR7D_I/AAAAAAAAIOE/9iJcguK14AI0T3LZniqCgeHv0YDHAjx4gCLcBGAs/s1600/giphy%2B%25282%2529.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="220" data-original-width="325" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9GPpdI2tRw0/W3yttkR7D_I/AAAAAAAAIOE/9iJcguK14AI0T3LZniqCgeHv0YDHAjx4gCLcBGAs/s1600/giphy%2B%25282%2529.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="939" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dT1dbQtlVxY/W3xa1H_td_I/AAAAAAAAIKc/RfVciR_ur5MLje7dya1-O1LjFBgj4uq5ACLcBGAs/s1600/Anna%2BKendrick.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Amo a Annenhaaa! But... Se atriz brasileira ela fosse, estaria mais pendendo para as novelas biblícas da Recópia do que remexendo ao som de axé na trama das nove da Globo, né? Por exemplo, esse look dela não tá a cara de participante do <span style="color: red;"><b><a href="http://entretenimento.r7.com/dancing-brasil-3">"Dançando Brasil"</a></b> </span>apresentado pela Exuxa?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="932" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EEsNeaUhy_o/W3xa2hy2XHI/AAAAAAAAIKg/BAKzECC1iB8FD2qg91KHVUaU7BE4o66XgCLcBGAs/s1600/Ariana%2BGrande.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Menina de Áries Pequena estava carôpa emprestada da Joelma??? Tarra simmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1007" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RaveV-GiUkI/W3xa3TxFJgI/AAAAAAAAIKk/LVnqCV_4D0kASEljqdQgabrzvG7MC9nEgCLcBGAs/s1600/Ashanti.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Eu fico me perguntando o que <b>Ashanti</b> tem cantado desde os tempos que ela imitava Bionça em "Only You", já que desconheço outra coisa que essa menina fez desde então! Já sobre o look, achei "too much". Ou a mona bota os peitos pra negócios, ou usa fenda dupla até mostrar a obturação do dente. Os dois, alguém da moda falou que não orna! Eu, por exemplo, não teria esse problema...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wriudXqMZ34/W3ywePGZlwI/AAAAAAAAIOQ/dqpl_biVyWkaLKsYtw7AFSDgPVnNIvf4QCLcBGAs/s1600/B2PfnuRIQAAUFJi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="395" data-original-width="523" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wriudXqMZ34/W3ywePGZlwI/AAAAAAAAIOQ/dqpl_biVyWkaLKsYtw7AFSDgPVnNIvf4QCLcBGAs/s1600/B2PfnuRIQAAUFJi.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1007" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-whVAlf1HNx4/W3xa3f7ixHI/AAAAAAAAIKo/FocwRKsg9CwXugn7cqN0PlvSU2pckdTfQCLcBGAs/s1600/Bebe%2BRexha.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">E no episódio de hoje teremos "A Engessada do Lurex"...</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FL2FX6sHpUM/W3xa4FgMj-I/AAAAAAAAIKs/RD84aU7wg30GZ3QRjcGbm6_G3qTRugsLwCLcBGAs/s1600/Blac%2BChyna.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Carnaval ainda tá longe, mulé! Não faz a passista antes da hora, caso contrário, tua escola desce de grupo!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1gz0Qlppvhw/W3xa5J3XCDI/AAAAAAAAIKw/qHQ1oYXmfgQknE3U4b_CQNNYLMaTCSU-QCLcBGAs/s1600/Blake%2BLively.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Caso vocês comentam a heresia de não me seguirem no Instagram ( <b><span style="color: red;"><a href="https://www.instagram.com/pimentanoteu/?hl=pt-br">@pimentanoteu</a></span></b> ), saibam que esses dias só tem dado ( quero! ) a Blake Lively por lá! E ela tem usado e abusado dos terninhos nessas ocasiões. Uns eu gosto, outros detesto. Já esse achei muito bispa da Universal.</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="938" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-akHdN7ANvsE/W3xa5hTjFNI/AAAAAAAAIK0/lzhohG00L1wnCevutaAbiY87KtS8BMabgCLcBGAs/s1600/Camila%2BCabello.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Olho esse vestido da Camila Picumã e só lembro de quantas calças jeans eu arruinei ao jogar água sanitária nelas...</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="938" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9o4Qm2KW53E/W3xa5wdT5FI/AAAAAAAAIK4/YZuNDHy04i42_u9Q3nqoYr8CjRuywUHzwCLcBGAs/s1600/Cardi%2BB.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Sei que a Cardi teve neném há pouco. Mas não teve algum santo designer que oferecesse para mona um vestido que não parecesse que ela estava usando um look de alguém menor que ela?</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1006" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bkKmJQhXpxM/W3xa6uEAfLI/AAAAAAAAIK8/hoKq0u6qQgQ5Tp23305S3VhgGpmJ1RnAwCLcBGAs/s1600/Dascha%2BPolanco.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Não tem aquela toalha de mesa rendada que a gente usa só em ocasiões especiais, tipo ceia de natal, réveillon ou jantar com um macho novo que queremos pegar? Pois então... </span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="913" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KkF1R8RnqNk/W3xa7Pi-MyI/AAAAAAAAILA/fuZAtf3kwhcx-nv4sqJFq4FlskvaGPGUQCLcBGAs/s1600/Dreamdoll.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Boneca, esse look não tá nada de sonho, visse? Já pode, e deve, mudar o name para Nightmaredoll só por ter nos aterrorizado com essa roupa...</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cycfJvR6N5U/W3xa8Yp4CSI/AAAAAAAAILI/ru_jO3GfDTgIGaBbECBCGhwISeZmHWfpACLcBGAs/s1600/Grace%2BVanderWaal.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Bonnie, my dear, where's Clyde?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="965" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wyE7nP5JRHI/W3xa86ckU4I/AAAAAAAAILM/-OFQUTTgReIP0-3kYeQQ2q725GCjRMasgCLcBGAs/s1600/Iggy%2BAzalea.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Só achei "coo" essas botas de Paquita. O restante tá ok.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="930" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2ZfYg28C9RY/W3xa98bDHYI/AAAAAAAAILU/iaCHJGaEHRkjz5ExQrnX5rtnljuD1edSACLcBGAs/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Sim, é diva divina que chama! Essa mulher nunca erra nas sambadas que dá na cara das inimigas nos tapetes vermelho. Nunca!!!! Quero ser você quando crescer!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1007" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TS-zS7v9-nw/W3xa-mcj3CI/AAAAAAAAILY/KodXcZj4Hyw5LcfoiLImop5CDPcWiFVwQCLcBGAs/s1600/Kailyn%2BLowry.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Enfim os procedimentos estéticos que Elba Ramalho vive fazendo,deu certo! Olha como ela remoçou, gente! </span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="927" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WpYAgtLm5RU/W3xa-w7B6mI/AAAAAAAAILc/QLMfT3Y4y9cCl7Cfr8B_YQL5MYYodKgrACLcBGAs/s1600/Karlie%2BKloss.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Não tá ruim, porque essas modelos podem usar um saco de feijão carioca que fica bem, meu bem. Mas não achei esse vestido empolgante não.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1007" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1gN2Z8Rqs_o/W3xa_bk4SkI/AAAAAAAAILg/xYh4YR7FbBwFZOJA6cz1kYc2Nyj9CgHIgCLcBGAs/s1600/Kim%2BPetras.jpg" /></div><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">E pensar que tempos atrás fiz post sobre acerca da transição de gênero da <b>Kim</b> quando ela era ainda uma adolescente e agora já tá esse mulherão! Já sobre o look Pedrita, achei divertido.</span></div><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="939" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MTeIUT7Kx1Y/W3xbAcr-VhI/AAAAAAAAILk/WndNSrtZqc4EaktZwht01_GCVjWOahOtwCLcBGAs/s1600/Kylie%2BJenner.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Aquele mini ataque ao ver, afinal e finalmente, a <b>Kylie</b> com uma roupa bonita, elegante, sem aquelas bizarrices usuais dela e de sua irmã Kimberly</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="911" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_mUam3NWyFI/W3xbBIcMP2I/AAAAAAAAILs/teO0EZcL1IooBRuZ7Vbb_h112YvGG9IHgCLcBGAs/s1600/Lily%2BBarrios.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Não entendi essa mistura de Mari Moon, Kat Von D e Frida Kahlo!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="851" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-m9HelJVvgHU/W3xbBIVgDgI/AAAAAAAAILo/OgRXl2nHzO8b7BGcfca14HCP977IxQMEwCLcBGAs/s1600/Madonna.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">A internet em peso chamando titia Madge de <b>Elke Maravilha</b> por causa desse look e eu discordando muito, porque <b>Elke</b> nunca se permitiria ser vista tão básica assim! By the way, seja qual for o propósito por trás do look oriental de <b>Madonna</b>, não sei se isso tá bom não! Poderia ter repetido o look <b>Gucci</b> lindo que usou em seu aniversário, pouco dias atrás.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="939" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6UzlgXak2L8/W3xbBpZChMI/AAAAAAAAILw/ChunohHGE4smvpYA1tYjL_kq4k6VVMWAQCLcBGAs/s1600/Millie%2BBobby%2BBrown.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Eu apenas amo o que a Millie veste! Ela tá sempre usando looks fashionistas sem forçar a barra de mulher adulta. A pegada é sempre de acordo com usa idade adolescente. Tá linda!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1007" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ba1ezrpoUy0/W3xbCWyFjFI/AAAAAAAAIL0/C7UaiFlykLA5YvTfqTdx3Wvms21XbOI9wCLcBGAs/s1600/Nicki%2BMinaj.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Uso igual quando vou à praia e uso um mosquiteiro para ficar protegido da Zika, Dengue e Chikungunya.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_TSDsWc4BZs/W3xbDY9P9WI/AAAAAAAAIL4/mQ9d9Lu2TXg6C1YIueuDm4f4sfx8LySUwCLcBGAs/s1600/Nicky%2BHilton.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">A <b>Hilton</b> menos badalada optou por um vestidinho bem menininha.Tá fofis. Detalhe para bolsa, praticamente uma arma para meter na cabeça de quem ousar alguma gracinha para o lado dela! Feminina que se defende.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tY9yFZdgC1E/W3xbEBziyUI/AAAAAAAAIL8/qwNciFvloP0bl58cEdc1aPqduxnkjQb2wCLcBGAs/s1600/Olivia%2BMunn.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Que preguiça esse vestido, hein fia?</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="893" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UOpsRZ7edn0/W3xbEP8oflI/AAAAAAAAIMA/1h0Wisp-nwwvCeF5GORWARVeN1FhvSKHQCLcBGAs/s1600/Rita%2BOra.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">No meu país Recife, isso vem a ser uma saída de banho</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="922" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2wWyYZy5pY8/W3xbGBp7yyI/AAAAAAAAIMM/2dMY8YiQ4fA7hDJf3SedXGtSO9JUHivKgCLcBGAs/s1600/Shay%2BMitchell.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Sexy, texturizada e estruturada</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="940" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UszgeRsbw8g/W3xbHJcEHqI/AAAAAAAAIMU/EGc9dGtQMrgezOYxziM3viixPLCIcdfNQCLcBGAs/s1600/Tana%2BMongeau.jpeg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Agora é tendência usar mangas Rapunzel?</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1007" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uodr-UsTu-I/W3xbHnE6ZMI/AAAAAAAAIMY/hYzAWUZY1n0LesAv5GT6EAgFJA9S_z17ACLcBGAs/s1600/Teyana%2BTaylor.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Eu já vi esse look lá em cima e continuo achando um pesadelo</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1007" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--JxJXwuKJK8/W3xbH_bddBI/AAAAAAAAIMc/Vc4GatdqtFU4TvggN7tBosiK2r4pzZqSQCLcBGAs/s1600/Winnie%2BHarlow.jpg" /></div><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Sei que muita gente anda saturada do combo transparência + pedraria e etc. Mas a <b>Winnie</b> tá maravilinda e é isso que importa!</span></div><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0XBvxmqNEPU/W3zAAZ7glwI/AAAAAAAAIOc/QoyN2PazpOcGnZqobRrN4PQMOXxsi_HfgCLcBGAs/s1600/25504261ef0c1b66169e3e73b17631a7.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="289" data-original-width="415" height="222" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0XBvxmqNEPU/W3zAAZ7glwI/AAAAAAAAIOc/QoyN2PazpOcGnZqobRrN4PQMOXxsi_HfgCLcBGAs/s320/25504261ef0c1b66169e3e73b17631a7.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Vocês sabem que eu, geralmente, só me direciono a comentar mais sobre os looks femininos, deixando os boys de lado nesses eventos, pois sim? Só que, especialmente, dessa vez três ousaram me chamar a atenção, nem todos para o bem, e tive vontade de falar sobre eles.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1007" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EO0YKPJMpJg/W3xb9yTZWHI/AAAAAAAAIM8/oCyqeAnBHrIKRcT9HXPFU8kmvmSHwiYGQCLcBGAs/s1600/Maluma.jpg" /></div><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Começo por esse terno "ano novo em Copacabana" de autoria by <b>Dolce & Gabbana</b> e que deixou o cantor <b>Maluma</b> parecendo um bicheiro, só faltando a capanga. Já que essas botas vermelhas, as jóias usadas e o cabelo ensebado complementaram corretamente o restante.</span></div><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"></span><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mmPTgcQHUdA/W3xcA9tbstI/AAAAAAAAINE/5zfRmPkXEVgWZrAvpXGrkf1hiyojHtMnwCLcBGAs/s1600/Nico%2BTortorella01.jpg" /></div><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">O sexualmente fluído de tumblr, o ator <b>Nico Tortorella</b>, usou um look politico, porém... Deixo para vocês darem a opinião</span></div><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1013" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-T4CzXeoK76U/W3xb_0NFP-I/AAAAAAAAINA/On5yUmrLCCA-RIZwO3vf6-hT0QkdS-8kwCLcBGAs/s1600/Nico%2BTortorella02.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="869" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XfZwZzC1HXU/W3xcBJGRymI/AAAAAAAAINI/0n9RE607COcmzZaO_VQUJ6T70KmATWIkACLcBGAs/s1600/Nico%2BTortorella03.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1007" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QXik7pqfATI/W3xcBZz7QTI/AAAAAAAAINM/tOIg183uoycfCk9T8wDkK2S13rcEVRlQgCLcBGAs/s1600/Shawn%2BMendes.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Quem disse que ternos masculinos não podem ser legais? O de <b>Shawn</b> eu achei uma verdadeira gracinha!!!! Ou será que é a beleza do bofe que me fez ver com outros olhos? </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">E é isso, pessoal! Beijim, beijim. Pau,pau!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ydqZIkm7010/W3zD8t2LOjI/AAAAAAAAIOo/gQoPwOLpHcIkBEk0FseGpD19NdArBnjKwCLcBGAs/s1600/3NJ5.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="225" data-original-width="400" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ydqZIkm7010/W3zD8t2LOjI/AAAAAAAAIOo/gQoPwOLpHcIkBEk0FseGpD19NdArBnjKwCLcBGAs/s1600/3NJ5.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-48354440225538498282018-05-09T23:04:00.000-03:002018-05-09T23:11:42.019-03:00MET GALA nesse Ball! - Preto no Branco<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">E parece que vai chegar o MET de dois mil and dezenove e eu ainda estarei aqui postando sobre o baile desse ano... O babado que fazer as coisas só quando tem um evento desse porte, onde tem milhares de Neides pra eu comentar os trapos que elas estão usando, pois sim? Então, vou devagar, vou devagar, vou devagar, vou devagar, devagarzinho, que uma hora esses vestidos somem da minha vista!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Bem, dessa feita vou falar sobre quem fez o requisito em usar black and white juntos e também quem optou por looks branco total ou de cores claras.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="938" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eNegdloDATo/WvHqv1EPneI/AAAAAAAAIDQ/h_gbYrM2p3ApqU8LWJToxu2k6iKbigAqQCLcBGAs/s1600/Alicia%2BVikander.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Lara Croft (Nunca será! <b><i>#TeamAngelina</i></b>) fez a linha freira by LV e ficou nos conformes para o tema.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="841" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0eTAMR31bh8/WvHqx6OcsVI/AAAAAAAAIDc/hd7Z_TmpsggMOEz2PvDCbeTNaqnHyzxjwCLcBGAs/s1600/Dakota%2BFanning.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Calçados Dakota mostra que não está apenas desencontrada em sua carreira cinematográfica, pois encarnou a deusa grega! Aliás, uma corzinha não faria mal não, visse?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="880" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HDlR4HlJqwI/WvHqzD2HBXI/AAAAAAAAIDg/_7yyNZt2iN0_IfegLLV2EP311UIOliDQwCLcBGAs/s1600/Eiza%2BGonzalez.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">E essa la ursa achando que era um baile da Marvel?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="921" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Oel35DFyCYo/WvHq0mZ-3uI/AAAAAAAAIDo/ecChueFPcKIqFDkjppmx4K4o7JNPQKEfwCLcBGAs/s1600/Hailee%2BSteinfeld.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Essa fez a <b>Jennifer Lopez</b> e apostou em uma princesinha sensual</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="901" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cHPR-ksDytc/WvHq1YtVzoI/AAAAAAAAIDs/n4Zr2y1vGgQHovyyWhp8n4alyfQSZikOQCLcBGAs/s1600/Hailey%2BBaldwin.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Eu amei tanto esse vestido! Tá sexy no ponto. Apesar da fenda vaginal...</span></div></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1007" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UxYke12vKBs/WvHq2SKsR1I/AAAAAAAAIDw/_BYZdCydq_4CCBKfen1i46NHs2nMThOsACLcBGAs/s1600/Janelle%2BMonae.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>Julie Andrews</b> se vestiria assim se A NOVIÇA REBELDE tivesse sido filmado nos tempos atuais </span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="906" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9u5sUASR4H8/WvHq3J5O9uI/AAAAAAAAID0/c6CgX9VLvdcOTPPxUo3EtnBj4n4_TvesQCLcBGAs/s1600/Jourdan%2BDunn.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Outra super heroína (a de aplicar na veia não, tá?) prestes a voar</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uUwSnIKx-jE/WvHq32pzP0I/AAAAAAAAID4/pA6bkWs8B8o7-uaHzlHlbHYB8QnfkultACLcBGAs/s1600/Kendall%2BJenner.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Se eu arrumar um marido católico, mas que queira casar comigo sem selo mesmo assim, vou fazer um modelito igual a esse para casar de manhã, porque acho chique casório na luz natural do dia. Vou só acrescentar um chapéu do estilo da Janela Mona lá de riba.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="939" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-W8Mv-o5o18Y/WvHq5tcOPDI/AAAAAAAAIEA/tcuERrk6hSEEzwindIVAnh4lE6nKF56CwCLcBGAs/s1600/Laura%2BDern.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">É classuda que se denomina? </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="915" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-furpPu7gXd0/WvHq8f-248I/AAAAAAAAIEM/DxRERoWjXj4DkJ6bZ3E0cBf99YzQlBhWwCLcBGAs/s1600/Mindy%2BKaling.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Síndrome de rainha da cocada fez a bunita comprar a roupa dela na Disneylândia</span></div></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="956" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-E_XDd-unnBM/WvHrDEzrmsI/AAAAAAAAIEk/hdOXsEnRYssUuTwrcMbbAPyEh0Y__NiHwCLcBGAs/s1600/Selena%2BGomez.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Olha, vá escolher um vestido mais creuzo lá nas portas da Rua das Calçadas, hein? A mulher ficou sem formas, com peitos parecendo que estão caídos. Tudo um horror! Ah! A cara de bolacha é dela mesmo. Não é culpa da make</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="880" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wAKOPB4NtqE/WvHrC99cNaI/AAAAAAAAIEg/T-uCX6Nb-uYKdMwpWZE61FSBcQp_kZNwQCLcBGAs/s1600/Sienna%2BMiller.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Tá qualquer nota isso aê! A parte de cima não tá querendo muito papo com a de baixo</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oKK4S5P239k/WvHrD-KGwCI/AAAAAAAAIEo/IaWMbwWdCF42mUe592CEjSgLXX_jI6ESQCLcBGAs/s1600/Uma%2BThurman.jpg" /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>Uma </b>deixou para homenagear o tema apenas nas jóias usadas</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6x-prvLd2KU/WvOnQeafQgI/AAAAAAAAIHY/szOMyTE_7ewvwwHE7Psd22ChApnYRDIWgCLcBGAs/s1600/Winnie%2BHarlow.jpg" /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Do pescoço para cima tá na ala das passistas. Do pescoço pra baixo tá ala das baianas.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-35298464034654292262018-05-09T02:00:00.000-03:002018-05-09T02:00:47.200-03:00MET GALA nesse Ball! - As Rubras<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">No catolicismo a cor vermelha, e suas variantes, tem toda uma simbologia envolvida e, of course, que algumas monas convidadas do MET iram abusar do tom. Vamos ver quem foram elas?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GFoTF_qaLvE/WvJQWC-l6zI/AAAAAAAAIGQ/MW2thp--bW0MGm_zDdmT2d-0_Pjgulk9ACLcBGAs/s1600/Amber%2BHeard.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Amber, mulher linda ducaralho, fez a Compadecida escarlate</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="877" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-i48jZoOPD8I/WvJQWdvzOTI/AAAAAAAAIGU/mOW2G8uSqx0DpRMF46qNprr8iqXC2uBCACLcBGAs/s1600/Anne%2BHathaway.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Ana Rata escolheu um volumoso <b>Valentino</b>. E eu não achei lá essas coisas não, visse?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="939" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EaHm-FW0uWc/WvJQWU8MLLI/AAAAAAAAIGY/8Lz0C8eUH24E6D6e8mj2O2QQ1McsEZoFgCLcBGAs/s1600/Bee%2BShaffer.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Não sei de quem é o vestida da "abelha em inglês" ( leia-se não me preocupei em procurar ), mas achei tão lindo, delicado, romântiCuzinho e coisa e tal. É um dos meus favoritos da noite.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_GhVcQ5iTQM/WvJQY_RSzGI/AAAAAAAAIGc/3qOtIhac0ww6RQQIk3x1z08J_maS5rORACLcBGAs/s1600/Cindy%2BCrawford.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Ah, mulher, vá se f...!!! 52 anos de idade e esse corpo e rosto maravilhosos????? De matar de inveja! Apesar que enxergo algo como se fosse um cinta ali. Ou tô doido? Achei o vestido básico.</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Nsl80ZlyqJI/WvJQZbeSQ-I/AAAAAAAAIGg/POBhjHaZXfs65SI7ZrQ07f5DhmEMsehtACLcBGAs/s1600/Claire%2BDanes.jpg" /></div><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">O vestido da Clara Danos não era totalmente 'vermeio' e eu não sei se isso é bom ou ruim. Porque esse modelito retrô composto de três tons não me agradou em nada. Achei triste de feio! </span><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="938" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FsSQ76BsQpw/WvJQa87QQEI/AAAAAAAAIGk/ZfvpRN-8ou0A2AuADfdAlQ8ZiFmo-uc9ACLcBGAs/s1600/Cynthia%2BErivo.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Eu não sei quem é a clone da Tempestade, mas já torci o nariz porque usou veludo. Odeio veludo. Odeio!!!!! E essas unhas de <b>Alcione</b>? Passaraí!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3mO3vvqEAo4/WvJQdX7Z08I/AAAAAAAAIGs/cXT6B5ikuIgW7QhaS94d-OEw8fgH9EYvACLcBGAs/s1600/Nicki%2BMinaj.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Nicki Mijada fez a egípcia? Achei o look meio dona de cabaré em noite de gala. Entenda essa gala como quiser...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="780" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2V79SB5Y8ZM/WvJQdZHCVQI/AAAAAAAAIGo/JWl9nJwWUv44C-D5jnuGsaoexsCw7l35gCLcBGAs/s1600/Priyanka%2BChopra.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Veludo de novo... Mas até que gostei do composé </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="713" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7D08J_Jm-nw/WvJQd_5wcTI/AAAAAAAAIGw/FRLz4t6T28Ibvw33bJyJnC0i9NPvnYifQCLcBGAs/s1600/Ruby%2BRose.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Que lixo foi esse, vynhado? Que lixo foi esse, que tá cagado...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Gn4T5pEhdgY/WvJQe756DRI/AAAAAAAAIG0/T-mmubVr8DIOeIS2jT8N7Svtfud8T7a7wCLcBGAs/s1600/Scarlett%2BJohansson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Escarlate João Ranço também optou por um modelito mais romântico. Porém tá meio baile de formatura ou casamento, né? Não é feio. Mas também não me cativou.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-4101155430962752962018-05-08T22:14:00.000-03:002018-05-08T22:14:28.195-03:00MET GALA nesse Ball! - As Trevosas<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Oi gente, que saudades imensa ( equê forte da de cá ) de vocês, kiridos leitores!!!! <b><i>[Corta para revirar os olhos sob minhas lentes de contato azul bola de gude...]</i></b>. Como vocês estão? Todas bem alimentadas das boas necas? I hope so. Porque mundo sem uma boa refeição necada deve ser mais triste que a cara da <b>Donatella Versace</b>...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Mas então, 'mininas', ontem todo mundo sabe, todo mundo viu, que rolou o tradicional <b>MET Gala</b>, evento poderoso que envolve todo o mundo da moda and celebridades a rodo, onde quem não comparece não tem o menor critério relevante no mundo fashion. Capiche, blogayras de muóda desse Brazil varonil?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">O tema do baile foi "Corpos Celestes: Moda e Imaginação Católica" e, então, como faço todos os ânus, vou <strike>xoxar</strike> comentar sobre as fantasias das 'neusas' presentes no <b>MET</b>, que mais parecem que saíram da 25/03 do que da mente dos estilistas das marcas famosas.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Irei dividir as postagens por 'catygurias', pois não sou obrigado a juntar essas agremiações em um só grupo especial, visse? Portanto, começarei com as góticas trevosas, para não dizer bruxas do 71, aquelas que escolheram o tom preto para compor seus looks.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="892" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lakjjjtZQig/WvExSIVaplI/AAAAAAAAIBE/emhcoEyKN6cKJaS8Z2YN4SZv-b9sWXPDgCLcBGAs/s1600/Amber%2BValletta.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><b>Amber</b> foi uma das escolhidas de um seleto grupo, onde todas vestiam pretinhos nada básicos <b>Saint Laurent</b> by <b>Anthony Vaccarello</b>. Fugia ao tema da festa? Yeah! Mas não fez feio, e isso é o que importa.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tg3meSe-HgY/WvExSfHBcPI/AAAAAAAAIBM/ai_TwY99zl0lfIsXcVZHXQE6IALIXQziwCLcBGAs/s1600/Ashley%2Be%2BMary-Kate%2BOlsen.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">- Alê, tem uma aí nessa foto que não tá de preto!! Mas vocês acham que eu deixaria de colocar nas trevosas esse encontro entre a Bruxa Má e o Mestre dos Magos? </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7XyLwBU3xko/WvIr5aTsMgI/AAAAAAAAIFU/99ZyJ9O8Kdc4ZC9SDPpU8ip4IKkQuN9bgCLcBGAs/s1600/Rainha-Ma-88046.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="373" data-original-width="466" height="256" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7XyLwBU3xko/WvIr5aTsMgI/AAAAAAAAIFU/99ZyJ9O8Kdc4ZC9SDPpU8ip4IKkQuN9bgCLcBGAs/s320/Rainha-Ma-88046.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="938" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-d5ej-PKvnlQ/WvExSZ-j1OI/AAAAAAAAIBI/a72ReZQwu346_btZhw8yw8m25NM_nc0CwCLcBGAs/s1600/Bella%2BHadid.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Por falar em bruxas, essa modernizou a Malévola</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WMLgm8Wajik/WvExTjOvJAI/AAAAAAAAIBQ/Jm9VxhCT8WEtucTmzanM_nZbXXMX1FTEACLcBGAs/s1600/Cara%2BDelevingne.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Lêidigaguizô </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="881" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qxpI0Mmm40I/WvHo0jxmnYI/AAAAAAAAIC4/Eg5tSMgv5fIa7KREA2FYEqCzPKGa3kzEwCLcBGAs/s1600/Greta%2BGerwig.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">A Noviça Rebelde</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="938" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SMtDhQnEzWo/WvExZnD57PI/AAAAAAAAIBo/6OgDil70CO0zfckenNDIjZQV4NVde6qegCLcBGAs/s1600/Karlie%2BKloss.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Camisa de força black customizada realness</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="903" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PGMHYSX_Z2I/WvExagu3WUI/AAAAAAAAIBs/MF-gM7VPVVcZg_TLguJSwutOjY8a4hpcgCLcBGAs/s1600/Kate%2BMoss.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">A sumida Kate reapareceu penosa num Saint Laurent</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="907" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EZBemMNhAKo/WvExcrIhRRI/AAAAAAAAIBw/o7T_Auqj2rcVbVHhpl-4Vt049lYG01UEQCLcBGAs/s1600/Kris%2BJenner.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">E por falar em penosa, temos uma plumosa avestruz</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/--DoK9zciDiM/WvExdTZoVZI/AAAAAAAAIB0/XByfkJSxtac3w9G5J4_03QcVLJ0mvb7TQCLcBGAs/s1600/Kylie%2BJenner.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">É a primeira vez da Creuza no MET e ela me vai com esse fecho éclair aparecendo, dona mocinha? Achei paia, paia...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="939" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hMhYE_rsv78/WvExdYLAHyI/AAAAAAAAIB4/ULrj8uBXdv8jjDz-d5glEaT_qO6kwPW4ACLcBGAs/s1600/Lily%2BCollins.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Uma santa espacial gótica pode ser a definição para esse vizú</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="914" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hAno2JucGtM/WvExfLw1_yI/AAAAAAAAIB8/SQVAX6Ny_j4mkjwbMv5l0Zp6Ws_0qRwrACLcBGAs/s1600/Madonna.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">The one and only <b>Madonna</b> reinou absoluta no MET! Descrita pelo colaborador de <b>Jean Paul Gaultier</b>, estilista criador do look, como uma rainha gótica imaculada, a rainha do POP foi a mais falada e badalada por todos, não tendo <b>Rihanna</b> certa, môbein! Titia rocks!</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IsU4Crn715Q/WvJDQMjwGEI/AAAAAAAAIFo/hpS-3sUkyakR5ZmS262G6m0u6ImTpcAnwCLcBGAs/s1600/madonna-met-gala-2018-015.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="723" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IsU4Crn715Q/WvJDQMjwGEI/AAAAAAAAIFo/hpS-3sUkyakR5ZmS262G6m0u6ImTpcAnwCLcBGAs/s1600/madonna-met-gala-2018-015.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PmivYoJXgjY/WvJDQ751U1I/AAAAAAAAIFs/4F8CRwQdWt4iXnAWIZx17a0Dt47jyy6YACLcBGAs/s1600/madonna-metgala2018-3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="894" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PmivYoJXgjY/WvJDQ751U1I/AAAAAAAAIFs/4F8CRwQdWt4iXnAWIZx17a0Dt47jyy6YACLcBGAs/s1600/madonna-metgala2018-3.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bQX9yvi72tU/WvJDQK_3_eI/AAAAAAAAIFk/31IiuSQHhoYAh_iyZnmSePa_KEOcpUCNgCLcBGAs/s1600/Q8ZkdD4ymG4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="751" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bQX9yvi72tU/WvJDQK_3_eI/AAAAAAAAIFk/31IiuSQHhoYAh_iyZnmSePa_KEOcpUCNgCLcBGAs/s1600/Q8ZkdD4ymG4.jpg" /></a></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0Xfzx_7NFh8/WvJGr5xn1KI/AAAAAAAAIGA/qGbHJivF4cEW_N-_OSb7wiwqXBaJ9ErAwCLcBGAs/s1600/croqui.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="743" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0Xfzx_7NFh8/WvJGr5xn1KI/AAAAAAAAIGA/qGbHJivF4cEW_N-_OSb7wiwqXBaJ9ErAwCLcBGAs/s1600/croqui.jpg" /></a></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="940" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0-miDJobWGQ/WvExg2S9lSI/AAAAAAAAICE/NSV_3Rt1CekwdVD1J1-ahuQaojzdsAaOQCLcBGAs/s1600/Miley%2BCyrus.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Nunca tinha visto Xana Montana tão bonita quanto com esse vestido. Tá um simples chique e sensual</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZfuWDFjejJY/WvExg-F4ATI/AAAAAAAAICA/oUG2iFCiq9oH_cOwqoWciV0jIFHK23TKgCLcBGAs/s1600/Rita%2BOra.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Sabe quando a pessoa se olha no espelho e diz: - Aí, tô muito sombria! Deixa eu dar um jeito nisso agora! Daí pega cola quente e saí colocando uns enfeites de natal, resultando nisso aí... E o que essa bolsa amarela tá fazendo aí, minha nossa senhora do bom gosto?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="938" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8akOR4g2cIo/WvExh9xqNJI/AAAAAAAAICI/rAnammd9NNEhsXeYiWTNQdy-ttoCJIcHwCLcBGAs/s1600/Sofia%2BCoppola.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Que preguiça de se arrumar, hein fia?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="947" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-L5Dl52fJfb4/WvExjzCtOaI/AAAAAAAAICQ/zch0i3I8kU4s0FFn4mTZfGiZuIlcDUcvwCLcBGAs/s1600/Solange%2BKnowles.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Corpos celestes não significa aparecer no tapete vermelho fantasiada de extraterrestre! Alguém explica para Sol?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="907" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AJxlLudVJVI/WvExjvO-aZI/AAAAAAAAICM/T6FE_DgrZNYURzKbx1F1EgAE8wT8qsahQCLcBGAs/s1600/Zo%25C3%25AB%2BKravitz.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">"Meu coo pra tema! Eu vou é nuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-20178677081091904502018-03-05T23:28:00.000-03:002018-04-27T18:38:52.255-03:00Os looks do Oscar 2018<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Hola, bitches! Pensaram que se livrariam de moi nesse ânus de 2018? Mas faça "mil" favor, né? Pois claro, logicamente, obviamente, notoriamente, certamente, indubitavelmente and irrefutavelmente que NÃO, NOT e nem JAMAIS deixarei de ter o puro deleite de gongar os panos de chão que as Neuzas famosas usam, meus zamoris!!!!! </span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="145" data-original-width="145" height="320" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6FrzkX8Kr5Q/WllxMPcfIhI/AAAAAAAAAQw/dTWmJhb-WJo9j9Su4WkUy1csokzw3WVZwCLcBGAs/s320/DeHMbk8.gif" width="320" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">E existe ocasião mais propícia para essa minha saída do bueiro habitado pelo IT do que para comentar os looks desfilados no red carpet do Oscar 2018, realizado ontem de night?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Kcg-YKzzUHs/Wp3J9ygiAlI/AAAAAAAAH_A/HpuYjMgEbmU063tNZpH4aGk02jQaE9MtwCLcBGAs/s1600/OwpVl.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="279" data-original-width="500" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Kcg-YKzzUHs/Wp3J9ygiAlI/AAAAAAAAH_A/HpuYjMgEbmU063tNZpH4aGk02jQaE9MtwCLcBGAs/s1600/OwpVl.gif" /></a></div><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Entonce, say hello to titio Alê and let's go to see os tais trapos roliudiânus? C'mon, lindas de bunitas!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oSKzMunMwBw/Wp1L5p0nDdI/AAAAAAAAH6s/9G00pYbripkXY5hUDmfN2MVOM_RqkCOQQCLcBGAs/s1600/Abbie%2BCornish.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Sabe aquela prima milionária fazendeira, cheia dos dólares na conta bancária, mas com zero conhecimento de como se vestir, achando que basta o look ser caro para ser bonito? Pois bem, meu bem, acho que Abre Cornixa é algo bem próximo do exemplo... E essas mangas, meu saudoso Hubert, pra que? Parece uns paninhos que a gente taca nas mesinhas pra colocar os vasos.</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4jaLaElmv8g/Wp1RPW3HHkI/AAAAAAAAH-g/6CcL_NVjIhIkKK29CEmBFGq5IZMXz-m7ACLcBGAs/s1600/Allison%2BJanney.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">E por falar em mangas... Allison usou, praticamente, uma cauda no lugar, né?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MPI5Qf8Dk38/Wp1L5SV4eqI/AAAAAAAAH6o/rPyzPCFgvhMckguQhgfj1KeadBeAtj8AwCLcBGAs/s1600/Allison%2BWilliams.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Depois dos dois exemplos bem "marromenos" anteriores, fica até fácil gostar desse modelito meio sem vida da another Allison. Ao menos as mangas são bem econômicas...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-M1gLCQ6lsVU/Wp1L6Op0JwI/AAAAAAAAH6w/i9BEMQAtVfcAeVATnyPUlWEYWLOFfnWdQCLcBGAs/s1600/Andra%2BDay.jpg" /></div><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Rihanna não pode comparecer a cerimônia, mas enviou seu clone enrolada nas cortinas de sua mansão.</span><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VzXUQEr0gR0/Wp1L7vJKGMI/AAAAAAAAH60/RZaz5qv7VCMdeoDM3MLnbB9fIx9Tab4EgCLcBGAs/s1600/Ashley%2BJudd.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Não gosto da cor, mas o modelito tá ok. Ni pincha, ni corta</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="922" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XoAEsnw1yFs/Wp1L8gUgeGI/AAAAAAAAH64/UBrcnRPFviU_2s7otsXs2Z-mgIRs6_kvgCLcBGAs/s1600/Beanie%2BFeldstein.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Uma versão emo de algum vestido da Elsa Frozen</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VL6_XFYvAKM/Wp1L83wHztI/AAAAAAAAH68/jMXpBMcHplwrpROml9q6a96rqpZjX_b3ACLcBGAs/s1600/Betty%2BGabriel.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Calçola bege aparecendo? Confere! As peitas esmagadas? Confere! Tecido feio? Confere! Enfim, tá ruim e o resto!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="905" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V2CW8Z1d60Q/Wp1L-J5jv2I/AAAAAAAAH7A/A5I_-8NgkVYfvQJAXfymHB_WQFYnoj6TwCLcBGAs/s1600/Blanca%2BBlanco.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Customizando a bandeira do Salgueiro, miga?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="948" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hZ4nSj7ZoNE/Wp1L_s9JMhI/AAAAAAAAH7E/Q985BaNrjhMZWyPe39ZSbJgo2zxMvFpFQCLcBGAs/s1600/Danai%2BGurira%2B00.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A cabeça raspada dá a deixa para um visual mais minimalista e a <b>Danai</b> acertou em cheio na escolha do modelito sem muita firula, assim como a opção por uma cor mais suave.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="920" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-l6VVHI5w7Eg/Wp1L_s5I26I/AAAAAAAAH7I/tjomhQ_hz9QEfyCIoW3vLaJi-faPrM90wCLcBGAs/s1600/Danai%2BGurira%2B01.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Detalhe da lateral do picumã dela. Achei o máximo!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="953" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-flaSJdhIK7Y/Wp1MAU1TwRI/AAAAAAAAH7M/ugLhENmT7jopbK5QJoYgJLWUSLCmFMwewCLcBGAs/s1600/Dee%2BRees.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Se a intenção da <b>Dee</b> era se misturar com os garçons da festa, ela conseguiu, visse?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="973" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Rm2QZJ6z51Q/Wp1MCBYE9HI/AAAAAAAAH7Q/ATKP0cNi3iQsWDORectMLnjPjg6U5RvVACLcBGAs/s1600/Diane%2BWarren.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A diferentona...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KjUri3YRf6s/Wp3pBzOh57I/AAAAAAAAH_Q/urSK1PzeMLIOS0zx5FH7jL_ZFm8V9QGYwCLcBGAs/s1600/giphy.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="260" data-original-width="500" height="207" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KjUri3YRf6s/Wp3pBzOh57I/AAAAAAAAH_Q/urSK1PzeMLIOS0zx5FH7jL_ZFm8V9QGYwCLcBGAs/s400/giphy.gif" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/--wkclSi7AQo/Wp1MCVbRArI/AAAAAAAAH7U/2M_koO5bymwBgrL7omyLfaWcSaEWQLT2wCLcBGAs/s1600/Eiza%2BGonzalez.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A segurança de quem sabe que é bonita, que sabe que é gostosa e não precisa parecer um bolo de noiva para provocar suspiros de satisfação...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UtLTG8oTfNk/Wp1MDCF_nqI/AAAAAAAAH7Y/WBGKVhSANuAyA2-DL0OfOAld1YTjCM4mgCLcBGAs/s1600/Elisabeth%2BMoss.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O vestido da <b>Moss</b> eu achei bem lindinho. Corte discreto. Brilhim discreto. Tá aprovada por minha pessoa.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3yS6JA6B0_o/Wp1MENSOZtI/AAAAAAAAH7c/-H7xV22yA78uSCA1ETYt9L6_-utWaVTDQCLcBGAs/s1600/Emily%2BBlunt.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Não curto a vibe noiva desse modelito não! Feio não é. Mas não me conquistou para ser usado em uma ocasião glamourosa fechosa like o Oscar.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wlp6Yodl2Oc/Wp1ME2CsjpI/AAAAAAAAH7g/q5Cd2_0-m1MOD4rcu7yQEwbh7sulFJprQCLcBGAs/s1600/Emma%2BStone.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>Emma</b> é uma deusa da elegância, pois sim? Mesmo metida em um look relativamente simples, ela vende o troço como algo high fashion.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="966" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-U_PlJvdBpNo/Wp1MF0pNiLI/AAAAAAAAH7k/bupi8IXjEvQEBsBuDex6K1Z1RPO-qxCwQCLcBGAs/s1600/Eva%2BMarie%2BSaint.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">E essa lindinha de 93 anos e ainda toda serelepe? <3</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1015" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LUuZb9OdXoY/Wp1MHGy6fPI/AAAAAAAAH7o/s8Eawk71vb8O7Wx0vjC4ftCpOAk8JZScgCLcBGAs/s1600/Frances%2BMcDormand.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O que falar da <b>Frances</b>, hein? Que ela é uma ótima atriz? Pois bem. ela é uma ótima atriz...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ixKsovFmCqU/Wp1MIV_SVdI/AAAAAAAAH7s/P53AApyDoWc37DlCCMI8gySwUDRa34sTQCLcBGAs/s1600/Gal%2BGadot.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Galzinha Maravilha conseguiu a proeza de usar brilho + franjas + colarzão e não ficou excessiva! Pelo contrário, dá até pra dizer que rolou uma elegância discreta. Mona, me ensina esse truque?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-umYZ1qYEl18/Wp1MJO2YetI/AAAAAAAAH7w/GuziXYmUBkAgyMNA2cJx7Wef_hsqCN0iwCLcBGAs/s1600/Gina%2BRodriguez.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Jane, The Virgin, usou um modelito que a gente parece já ter visto diversas vezes antes, né? É rico, é grifado, é bonito, porém sem novidade.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="809" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FVJrEKDye0U/Wp1MKJ3DFJI/AAAAAAAAH70/PZ393v8D6yU8AwCSubQunN_TpBp3gAK3QCLcBGAs/s1600/Giuliana%2BRancic.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Parece que noivinhas foram a trend do Oscar. Mas, olha, devo dizer que pela primeira vez achei a <b>Giuliana</b> bonita, com um ar mais natural e etc. Já nem vale mais chamá-la de Mr. Burns...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="938" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sw5EBVGgEXM/Wp1MLBtRiNI/AAAAAAAAH74/-cvWukYNSH0BZ6rm0n8xizXR5oIHl_8pgCLcBGAs/s1600/Greta%2BGerwig.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O amarelo com contas (pedrarias?) da <b>Greta</b> tinha um corte simples, o que não deixava o look over. As jóias usadas também só somaram. </span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pi-WenNWl5Q/Wp1ML4JlSmI/AAAAAAAAH78/SkaQCSwsrRg5dRoeH8V0DSSS4DMlMz5QgCLcBGAs/s1600/Haley%2BBennett.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Não sei se onde vocês moram existia isso, mas aqui em Hellcife Hills, na minha tenra infância sapeca, existiam uns tapetes imitando grama para quem não tivesse poder aquisitivo and quintal para cultivar a verdadeira. Aqui, at my home, tinha um desses tapetes. Na casa da <b>Haley</b> ainda deve ter vários. Só isso explica o vestido dela...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XHw8Z1dwpQw/Wp1MMuOTKCI/AAAAAAAAH8A/2k7jhRYABRshJkKerOkPQam0aHnTpW_PwCLcBGAs/s1600/Helen%2BMirren.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Tudo Grita Bom Gosto - A missão</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mfjlmbrW_Ms/Wp1MNegjz-I/AAAAAAAAH8E/yLThpjyTnPoaxkLOYJMESL5vE1q5nk7ZgCLcBGAs/s1600/Jane%2BFonda.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Jane é um exemplo que os conselhos que recebemos na juventude, não devem ser ignorados! Olha o corpinho dessa mulher dentro desse modelito justo e branco!??? Uma tapa na cara da nossa preguiça na hora das aulas de educação física, né não?</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="898" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-owN9h8Livc0/Wp1MOEtBteI/AAAAAAAAH8I/3Zf1ZHcDp4wpOsAy0q1hdo4vmRHJEgj0wCLcBGAs/s1600/Jennifer%2BGarner.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Linda cor essa que a <b>Garner</b> usou. Mas é o mesmo caso da <b>Gina</b>, onde temos a impressão de já ter visto o modelito antes. </span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-so3SjT_xLEA/Wp1MPT4-zVI/AAAAAAAAH8M/05VYi6rONw8U2oD3eyZb7XgkKD4g8stawCLcBGAs/s1600/Jennifer%2BLawrence.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Brilhante,sexy, ousada. É assim que defino esse visual incrível da <b>JLaw</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="954" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-noMNQlh8kEA/Wp1MPlmQ30I/AAAAAAAAH8Q/C9L1Sb-Gn9wlanWOAvlbfp-yLCGy6hIsgCLcBGAs/s1600/Jodie%2BFoster.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Shimbalaiê basicona</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-b0GQO8A4Jco/Wp1MRydQ5gI/AAAAAAAAH8Y/M_i1ce2Sjm4ZlK2fUqrg4AKx1MENQBSOQCLcBGAs/s1600/Kelly%2BRipa.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A amiga ainda tá de luto pela Mangueira não ter vencido o campeonato desse ano...</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Qfo6EswSTYU/Wp1MTLzl3TI/AAAAAAAAH8g/ann7iDRRGwAm9wUT6uuZqfIiUx5IeQSGACLcBGAs/s1600/Laura%2BDern.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Tão básica, classuda e chique - Parte I</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-i8HrQdlr8CI/Wp1MUNJPqhI/AAAAAAAAH8k/9s-fPtiHYYsLglvBOIfAz0wMwtSxugvAQCLcBGAs/s1600/Laurie%2BMetcalf.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Tão básica, classuda e chique - Parte II</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="932" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KPhaOWoAxuQ/Wp1MUrF7brI/AAAAAAAAH8o/1NtGSD06lEg3oUmlpqf6lzE9H4c5Xv-aQCLcBGAs/s1600/Lesley%2BManville.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A elegância britânica bem representada nesse vestido para lá de original que a <b>Leslie</b> usa</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="913" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3VWoFJlhnBQ/Wp17qW6nxwI/AAAAAAAAH-w/7lh9W0JTgIsqSa714ePme2C-1-MaE53YwCLcBGAs/s1600/Lindsey%2BVonn.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A elegância trevosa mal representada nesse vestido para lá de esquisito, para não dizer horroroso mesmo!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QccLzxFQHSU/Wp1MVgUdVPI/AAAAAAAAH8s/COHq-MJeNUQkkrQjliPvfeBgWgQ-fFs_gCLcBGAs/s1600/Lupita%2BNyong%2527o.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Dessa vez a princesa <b>Lupita</b> não leva meu apreço. Sei que a composição do look tem todo um babado africano como inspiração, mas, realmente, não achei bonito esse vestido by <b>Atelier Versace</b>.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Gc4V73BB_pc/Wp1MWQX9o0I/AAAAAAAAH8w/nAPMSZcuUHQC8-9HS5USAppgAV_9xszTQCLcBGAs/s1600/Margot%2BRobbie.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Desculpa, mas esse <b>Chanel</b>, in my opinion, ficaria melhor sem esses bregueços parecidos com os marabus que a gente enfeita a árvore de natal.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="856" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-klUm--8ij7Y/Wp1MXNmGkmI/AAAAAAAAH80/J3pfHLfDvZEc6_USjBe-SHFktE9XpACngCLcBGAs/s1600/Mary%2BJ.%2BBlige.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O estilo do vestido é bonito. Mas deu agonia esses peitos sufocados pelo aperto</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1IUJ4xR5ILQ/Wp1MX3T_5JI/AAAAAAAAH84/C4Aci9T53O8YrX7fAYaSIm2hSVHSOUsbACLcBGAs/s1600/Maya%2BRudolph.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Bispa Sônia compareceu para arrecadar o dízimo</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wUn_sQdVy0Q/Wp1MYq-OFSI/AAAAAAAAH88/Lu8r0nfNFqwxUTqo-3wv-v5-pSUeIgfOQCLcBGAs/s1600/Meryl%2BStreep.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Bem Mamãe Noel</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="685" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-psoY0_No3vI/Wp1MZA_PoRI/AAAAAAAAH9A/MmKORmBNoLAXbV_VEe1900qriOyjjaQDQCLcBGAs/s1600/Mira%2BSorvino.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Outra noiva...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="888" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZFbzlk7NtuI/Wp1MbFxhjHI/AAAAAAAAH9E/MyKNBoCYbZUsm5M3W10sljRt1b9SHNgPQCLcBGAs/s1600/Molly%2BSims.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Molly The Sims sambou na sofisticação grey. E não, os seios dela não são caídos. Vocês é que se acostumaram com peitos siliconados parecendo setas de sinalização!</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0TCr_NbvAks/Wp1Mb92roSI/AAAAAAAAH9M/4N1JYXnS558SXwn3Low55XEkap0lCQekQCLcBGAs/s1600/Nicole%2BKidman.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Posso dizer que eu amei muito, mas muito mesmo esse vestido? Tá tudo perfeito!!!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="851" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hhX6AtwpKHA/Wp1MbgyjMnI/AAAAAAAAH9I/OkKegvixQcAP10i-j1sXoPiG3HEmgGZ5QCLcBGAs/s1600/Octavia%2BSpencer.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Gosto dessa inspiração nos vestidos de baile dos anos 50. Acho chique</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PFt4NaGfSgQ/Wp1MdCo88dI/AAAAAAAAH9Q/LJaOrlYJ2FgwmgTz4tMo0FThVvIwu2_WwCLcBGAs/s1600/Rita%2BMoreno%2B00.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Esqueçam que vocês tem, ou tiveram, alguma almofada parecida com essa da <b>Rita Moreno</b> e atentem para o fato que...</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1092" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OS2nLeh2CUM/Wp1Mef0zW0I/AAAAAAAAH9U/aIKKxKf-ky0OvMpnnwMjrpdjQ1bJbJAzwCLcBGAs/s1600/Rita%2BMoreno%2B01.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Ela consegue entrar no mesmo look que usou no Oscar de 1962! Enquanto eu, e 89,9% das pessoas, tentam entrar numa calça que comprou 3 meses atrás e nada feito...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="938" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QOLZCXzzyDw/Wp1Me5OKBBI/AAAAAAAAH9Y/i2HmlWA9zFYwo0qkQrOhu0gMEf3Jo-yYgCLcBGAs/s1600/Sally%2BHawkins.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Achei sem forma. Foi tudo para a água...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-29Mz0VJgcR8/Wp1Mf5maxrI/AAAAAAAAH9c/pxBgBYrNSxAjrYvMHKPNEZw0E7dmoEv8QCLcBGAs/s1600/Salma%2BHayek.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Não adianta ser linda, não adiante ser rica, não adiante ser Gucci, se você saí de casa parecendo um pisca pisca natalino...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MtUE2T2bgDs/Wp1Mh5h-zEI/AAAAAAAAH9k/3NbIosxTjq0nUS0P2xYS09WEsmZVHS4tACLcBGAs/s1600/Sandra%2BBullock.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Particularmente, eu não gostei do vestido. Mas quem se importa? Esse fenômeno de mulher está com 53 anos de idade e pode usar o que quiser! O que quiser! O que quiser! Alguém me empresta uma navalha enferrujada? Quero ir ali me cortar de recalque!!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D-yZtxdBW4M/Wp1MiHy5khI/AAAAAAAAH9o/0MmaYysZbkwJlR9Tt6ZVF2oyqGcuGlx_gCLcBGAs/s1600/Saoirse%2BRonan.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O minimalismo que super ornou na Danai, já não fez o mesmo efeito na musa Saoirse. Será porque ela ficou toda em um tom só? Desconfio que sim...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="891" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-s1aMNOhhHW4/Wp1MiqLz2sI/AAAAAAAAH9s/tZODqLeCSU8mrQCuwx2q-_8cBBM0SmY0ACLcBGAs/s1600/Sofia%2BCarson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Feiticeira Escarlate</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="959" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hB46o__OXm0/Wp1MkcP9lpI/AAAAAAAAH9w/UnnJpBwfzNw5reSzUJEcH4f_vOngM_gpQCLcBGAs/s1600/St.%2BVincent.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O look em si já é bem ruim. Mas o fundo sobrando da calçola foi a cereja do bolo pra cagar mais ainda o que já estava peidado...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="885" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Hzvn5X-0e2c/Wp1Mk3UuE3I/AAAAAAAAH90/sQi-fHcjSr0imDz9sfLcSYlzQQBvIuGSQCLcBGAs/s1600/Taraji%2BP.%2BHenson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">E essa mulher linda, gostosa e esvoaçante? Quero ser você quando crescer, sua maravilhosa!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sDbm6ioEunY/Wp1MlU0AB8I/AAAAAAAAH94/iWFdua351QUUI-I899z3pDKa9AzU20LKwCLcBGAs/s1600/Tiffany%2BHaddish.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Esse look tem uma história tão linda por trás, que fica difícil falar algo que não seja bom sobre ele. É que a <b>Tiffanny</b> homenageou seu pai, falecido ano passado. Ele, que nasceu na Eritreia, continente africano, já havia dito para ela que, se um dia chegasse ao Oscar, prestasse homenagem ao seu povo. E foi isso que <b>Tiffanny</b> fez.</span></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h8cEtA3S9dE/Wp1MmX9PU9I/AAAAAAAAH98/bRkpyXqhOrAhTzcBbp1tjC45hKGYOQ01wCLcBGAs/s1600/Viola%2BDavis.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">É sambista que chama, né? Essa mulher só saí de casa se for pra arrasar! Linda demais!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="902" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cIMhKXHwDzI/Wp1MoJlz8kI/AAAAAAAAH-A/T8ppVptL8FsP1jyEqFN_s3nOiQUe7-3zgCLcBGAs/s1600/Whoopi%2BGoldberg.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O que falar sobre esse vestido terrível? Que foi desperdício de chita? Foi sim!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jlxqwuIpSAU/Wp1MoHrb3rI/AAAAAAAAH-E/QMj-IoP-Z04AnffKLDehdWEy3fGgPpWkQCLcBGAs/s1600/Zendaya.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Aquele ar sereno de quem sabe que (o)usou uma cor super difícil de cair bem e arrasou no resultado! Deslumbrante!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-4568580862737861442017-10-26T01:39:00.000-03:002017-10-26T01:39:02.882-03:00Os Looks do Prêmio Multishow 2017<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Terça, dia 24 de outubro de dois mil AND dezessetchy, enquanto diversas figuras do jet set internacional estava reunido no RJ em torno do casório do empresário de titia <b>Madonna</b>, as outras Creuzas, Neuzas e Edileuzas nacionais se debandaram em polvorosa à Jeunesse Arena, na Barra da Tijuca, para dar close de cafonália no Prêmio Multixôla 2017... </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Vamos ver o que essas tristes da pancada do sino se atreveram a usar?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="973" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ddFZGw-5dRE/WfFLvSYoVGI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/nPFjekcIgIwGfECg_ccH8yHjLk55jKOSQCLcBGAs/s1600/Anitta.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">MC Larissa "se chegou" no tapete encarnado com o look parecido ( o mesmo? ) que veste no clipe <b><span style="color: red;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omzk3klIy0E">SUA CARA</a></span></b>, mas gurrrllll, esse tamanco da Kwiui Calçados não ornou no tambor, mona! Volte 3 casas!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="990" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-spgu5cWaBf8/WfFLuG9kzZI/AAAAAAAAAMM/5y5Q-sY2qMgTeNDge9ZZxTN2YCTIYXWQACLcBGAs/s1600/Ant%25C3%25B4nia%2BFontenelle.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Lady Tonha foi de "sereiaguete", misto escamas de baiacu e pirigretchen</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="977" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lxhO_MDHdOE/WfFLvlOd22I/AAAAAAAAAMU/LFvDcAaIU_0ghJN1e_t-n9ifDKqpWVR5ACLcBGAs/s1600/Camila%2BQueiroz.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Achei minha fantasia de pierrot para o Baile da Saudade</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="911" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DkeCFVkCG8E/WfFL1uBiF9I/AAAAAAAAAMY/VnaL6n_JN9k--lTOTKRuZmJBCAT115UzQCLcBGAs/s1600/Fabiana%2BKarla.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Achei mais apropriado para um casamento. Não o de <b>Guy Oseary</b>, of course...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="908" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AumJ9vrAeTE/WfFL3k4TFaI/AAAAAAAAAMg/ojG2dk9iCTcBq28wdQr6Sgzr6qbU7VigQCLcBGAs/s1600/Gretchen%2B%2526%2BValesca%2BPopozuda.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Jura que vocês esperavam que as rainhas do bumbum fossem algum exemplo de editorial da Vogue Paris? Porque na Vogue Brasil até acho que elas se encaixem...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="888" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ErR7-BY0rvo/WfFL3bP9BkI/AAAAAAAAAMc/YCG5xJGBQaU5NBNDqnEcOERXE6h4ALEegCLcBGAs/s1600/Iza.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Acho Iza belíssima, mas essa releitura de CORVO - A CIDADE DOS ANJOS flopou nas bilheterias mundias, visse?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="876" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4mnDN62ZRvE/WfFL7hkd9LI/AAAAAAAAAMk/SZx2wddqm7EO-v3e8BkwxdfokLBx6fGfQCLcBGAs/s1600/Joelma.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Shokelma estava até discreta em comparação aos looks CAVALO MANCO que ela já tocou terror anteriormente</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="876" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Dx46b2GLLDU/WfFL-Nv_UUI/AAAAAAAAAMo/e_DiJ7BLzXQsCY61ZpDUS51pFLJyq4GKACLcBGAs/s1600/Larissa%2BManoela.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Sempre pegam no pé (e na testa também) da menina Manoela por conta dos looks maduros que ela insiste em vestir, né? Mas não tem como discordar quando a gente olha para essa "roupa de tia" que ela colocou no corpo</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L2PkR3oGFpI/WfFL-s2JfTI/AAAAAAAAAMs/-GaFI3p0ULEtsLi58x2E8rHsfvoE_XqugCLcBGAs/s1600/Lucy%2BAlves.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Podemos chamar esse look da Lucy de intercâmbio, pois cada uma dessas peças tá indo para um lugar diferente do planeta.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="915" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-P2Cj24YCQ4E/WfFMDMWXW_I/AAAAAAAAAMw/0-KeNH0PkNURj3VjVU6qnfB7WjlrZdhfACLcBGAs/s1600/Ludmilla.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Lud fez pacto?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PoLtu78ZHBs/WfFfn5774ZI/AAAAAAAAANk/ybMzanKr_coOyEAUNykkQipNqJaCZZnDwCLcBGAs/s1600/giphy.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="280" data-original-width="500" height="223" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PoLtu78ZHBs/WfFfn5774ZI/AAAAAAAAANk/ybMzanKr_coOyEAUNykkQipNqJaCZZnDwCLcBGAs/s400/giphy.gif" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="869" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ScpjaarHN28/WfFMExq860I/AAAAAAAAAM0/DfdjVHma-6M-5RP-tZitjx12EvHwGJnSACLcBGAs/s1600/Mariana%2BXavier.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Abadá não é roupa e sim ingresso! <b>#pás</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="897" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hYh-dWk-xuo/WfFMFpALiyI/AAAAAAAAAM4/Y1ptKCnSCCcF4X6Lb0HzEz9y-kj7NOfjQCLcBGAs/s1600/Mar%25C3%25ADlia%2BMendon%25C3%25A7a.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Miga, conselho do coração: "seje" infiel à essa roupa, please!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="890" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jaQNOpXUrvU/WfFMJp74x_I/AAAAAAAAAM8/mpoKSXs5obYXfuONH6PI0UQwfszz-8cNACLcBGAs/s1600/Monique%2BAlfradique.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Então tá...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-scCHxebvY94/WfFhr-GQfzI/AAAAAAAAANw/_AGfC5D1FKwUeq_41dw5woDhlOazrPIbACLcBGAs/s1600/Liz-eyeroll.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="180" data-original-width="500" height="143" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-scCHxebvY94/WfFhr-GQfzI/AAAAAAAAANw/_AGfC5D1FKwUeq_41dw5woDhlOazrPIbACLcBGAs/s400/Liz-eyeroll.gif" width="400" /></a></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1068" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BkHvGOLbrbA/WfFML_v4UII/AAAAAAAAANE/PS0xN4CjOoIMUVEyFyjT6XXbF8WijwQLQCLcBGAs/s1600/Pabllo%2BVittar.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Kéki a <b>Kylie Jenner</b> tarra fazendo lá?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="885" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UVIMkJbn_Lg/WfFML0mcalI/AAAAAAAAANA/5Wvv_rmF0ng2z4dS1-EmLhCz6AYewKIowCLcBGAs/s1600/Rafa%2BBrites.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Reciclando o estepe</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="876" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PYxQMwLGoAI/WfFMQlrVv6I/AAAAAAAAANM/FfMo9LfbGawoAyRFgOsVlVkJrZGboppfgCLcBGAs/s1600/Sandy.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">É a <b>Sandy</b>, gente! </span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="839" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L-y_HJsHWbs/WfFMRmSMbKI/AAAAAAAAANQ/Ci_bli83szwdP0rplzFwkXadlY76dcBmgCLcBGAs/s1600/Simone%2B%2526%2BSimaria.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Não sei quem é <b>Simone</b>, nem quem é <b>Simaria</b>. E muito menos quem são <b>Maiara</b> e <b>Maraísa</b>. Só sei que... </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LFzcyS874DQ/WfFjoBhW30I/AAAAAAAAAN8/RLJJ6ng2DkUQrZY_ObaUpCVVi4GBo4vsQCLcBGAs/s1600/tumblr_nihogrv8de1tz1hoco1_400.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="225" data-original-width="400" height="225" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LFzcyS874DQ/WfFjoBhW30I/AAAAAAAAAN8/RLJJ6ng2DkUQrZY_ObaUpCVVi4GBo4vsQCLcBGAs/s400/tumblr_nihogrv8de1tz1hoco1_400.gif" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="912" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vNVIX25Lt2Y/WfFMRyrhPYI/AAAAAAAAANU/3zaQnY4lZFse2pXwSvUj1_4K6WVUnKfywCLcBGAs/s1600/Viviane%2BAra%25C3%25BAjo.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">E fim e finalmente!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HyeDrFTEL0Q/WfFkZbjpNSI/AAAAAAAAAOE/VX9ZHyNEqLgxJrTC6mI3pRFF1CLiuIh_ACLcBGAs/s1600/ovHwWZA.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="170" data-original-width="245" height="277" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HyeDrFTEL0Q/WfFkZbjpNSI/AAAAAAAAAOE/VX9ZHyNEqLgxJrTC6mI3pRFF1CLiuIh_ACLcBGAs/s400/ovHwWZA.gif" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em; text-align: justify;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman"; text-align: right;" width="320" /></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-12136711660928332032017-09-27T22:35:00.000-03:002017-10-26T01:39:15.756-03:00Daddy Cool<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Gente, façam o favor de enviar para o meu endereço já um suprimento de <b><a href="http://www.bigfral.com.br/">BIGFRAL</a></b>, porque a minha fralda tá um tsunami de úmida com esse daddy!!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="384" data-original-width="384" height="320" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-48zMNDHUg04/WcxHQiFMO7I/AAAAAAAAAH0/T70UgfEY9lYfU04mQQnjdLAZUsj0Lh99wCLcBGAs/s320/anigif_enhanced-buzz-23217-1369778783-2.gif" width="320" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O grisalho magya é o ator e modelo <b><a href="http://mariomaciajr/">Mario Macia</a></b> que, aos 57 aninhos de idade, consegue botar braseiro na xana muito mais que um bando de @novinhos PORRAí, pois sim? </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2pvcwDSMbNY/WcwgkA7eWXI/AAAAAAAAAFo/RhMkHcxYywEs3uPQB501mj6OQGShlQUXQCLcBGAs/s1600/001-mario-macia-by-de-macedo-for-brazilian-male-model.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-u2E_X0Akcd4/WcwgjdPkbAI/AAAAAAAAAFk/ZwvZKonndJQiyQIlKC69Id8KUn8uU5VdACLcBGAs/s1600/002-mario-macia-by-de-macedo-for-brazilian-male-model.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XN-nfyAW7QY/WcwgkPYr1II/AAAAAAAAAFs/UwWR6uo4DHAGcnCxObuWg7NiYdJ-medhQCLcBGAs/s1600/003-mario-macia-by-de-macedo-for-brazilian-male-model.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="876" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vfaTBjg2v1c/WcwglM7PqZI/AAAAAAAAAFw/LOp2WhuQsUMIC6RQFxlqOOPOuXBqk0yrACLcBGAs/s1600/004-mario-macia-by-de-macedo-for-brazilian-male-model.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="915" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ansQgjJXVkk/Wcwgmm1U6CI/AAAAAAAAAF4/2kodAfdRVN4Dvp_S3atLYKQRVSFfdmYQQCLcBGAs/s1600/005-mario-macia-by-de-macedo-for-brazilian-male-model.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GLKH0vrqvZg/WcwgmSJWfQI/AAAAAAAAAF0/Afxp5S6s0d43bt4v_Zl8w0xinIBcqGHgwCLcBGAs/s1600/006-mario-macia-by-de-macedo-for-brazilian-male-model.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rMGb3srsXss/WcwgnPDPPYI/AAAAAAAAAGA/B8ONJhS5FVUakR3UqH7ChfLh_dosJ9pSACLcBGAs/s1600/007-mario-macia-by-de-macedo-for-brazilian-male-model.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="416" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_5QirNCvi7E/WcwgnDyavLI/AAAAAAAAAF8/IVitMFxeRucQOj8CHb-C7QWiACkzQiD-QCLcBGAs/s1600/008-mario-macia-by-de-macedo-for-brazilian-male-model.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="944" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pu7D9s4vGpw/Wcwgn5CDCwI/AAAAAAAAAGE/_q0JiIfqKHQwKCpGa87PttSz32XhCt5yQCLcBGAs/s1600/009-mario-macia-by-de-macedo-for-brazilian-male-model.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LGusaKY7dU8/WcwgoU_dXEI/AAAAAAAAAGI/jqjSnQ8_WVMnnYN1zsjy78qzhQTB-LRuwCLcBGAs/s1600/010-mario-macia-by-de-macedo-for-brazilian-male-model.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: xx-small;">Fotos: De Macedo</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Xoxvf-09dtY/WcxRgLgDusI/AAAAAAAAAII/PGumH0CwxSoaNeCsKudnFo60Of_SvDYpgCLcBGAs/s1600/tenor.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="278" data-original-width="498" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Xoxvf-09dtY/WcxRgLgDusI/AAAAAAAAAII/PGumH0CwxSoaNeCsKudnFo60Of_SvDYpgCLcBGAs/s1600/tenor.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-89143718646329123712017-09-27T20:36:00.000-03:002017-09-27T20:36:22.049-03:00As Princesas Disney em 2017<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">E por falar na Pocahontas... Vocês já imaginaram se acaso as manas <b>Disney</b> vivessem no ano atual, como seria o visual delas? A ilustradora chilena <b>Fernanda Suarez</b> foi além da imaginação e colocou isso no papel, criando ilustrações babadeiras!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Cata:</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="638" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rwQynpy9__Y/Wcwyy_LSuMI/AAAAAAAAAHA/k5Tkd6dTRvYAaq9QXk-eeR3WQ05ma2cCgCLcBGAs/s1600/59c8b26aeee4d-modern-disney-princess-art-fernanda-suarez-5-59c4aa7bde4e8__700.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="641" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-m8sy7dyz2E4/Wcwyywkp03I/AAAAAAAAAHI/WxXmOGSfIb8MY0b5eM0aRrSwuhYT6BYtgCLcBGAs/s1600/59c8b26b79a25-modern-disney-princess-art-fernanda-suarez-4-59c4aa78e2f0e__700.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="636" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-huCILr8XqvU/Wcwyy4T5itI/AAAAAAAAAHE/cn5CgIJtVHA-ttfoEywU2AHo1NHHltHMACLcBGAs/s1600/59c8b26b33383-modern-disney-princess-art-fernanda-suarez-2-59c4aa723178a__700.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="638" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4VxmcSIwYy8/Wcwy2bUFVCI/AAAAAAAAAHM/w_q95DHXvkkmCjJm6kYr-aD1K8s4h1qtQCLcBGAs/s1600/59c8b26bb8c8c-modern-disney-princess-art-fernanda-suarez-3-59c4aa75cfa64__700.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="638" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tKLcNaBrrmo/Wcwy23b9BbI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/HF61TFsZOY4mMiNI1BD-jpJxz6Q5_dDTgCLcBGAs/s1600/59c8b26bf19af-modern-disney-princess-art-fernanda-suarez-6-59c4aa7ec9d9b__700.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="638" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fK9XIpomcgQ/Wcwy4dSaf5I/AAAAAAAAAHY/9bCRuZEdK08gr5s4EOCQu8ZU0RNli-mUwCLcBGAs/s1600/59c8b26c63d16-modern-disney-princess-art-fernanda-suarez-7-59c4aa80e9552__700.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="642" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6a5NwDWmh74/Wcwy2zouQhI/AAAAAAAAAHU/2Qd1c0YRe0kiK7mA7FJlwcanIUtIUErDACLcBGAs/s1600/59c8b26c30388-modern-disney-princess-art-fernanda-suarez-1-59c4aa6fd2f5f__700.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: xx-small;">Ilustrações: Fernanda Suarez</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Ficaram lindíssimas, non? Mas todas com cara e atitude Meninas Malvadas! Hahahahahaha! A Ariel, inclusive, tá a cara da <b>Lindsay Lohan</b>, sim? Já Cinderela daria uma ótima Regina George...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/--wq7wXZDICE/Wcw1aFMKlCI/AAAAAAAAAHk/5BUdPmaWJq005xRPJYgfovUJvoO8m3WDgCLcBGAs/s1600/picgifs-mean-girls-304788.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="258" data-original-width="500" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/--wq7wXZDICE/Wcw1aFMKlCI/AAAAAAAAAHk/5BUdPmaWJq005xRPJYgfovUJvoO8m3WDgCLcBGAs/s1600/picgifs-mean-girls-304788.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-50574315101694430972017-09-27T18:16:00.000-03:002017-09-27T20:35:00.022-03:00Kim Kardashian na T MAGAZINE Singapura<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Em meio ao baby boom "kardashiano" que assola a célebre família, temos a popozuda <b>Kim</b> fazendo a Pocahontas rica da Rodeo Drive para a <b><i>T Magazine Singapura</i></b>.</span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="762" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Z1Xrf8mBfR0/WcwOA3LkB8I/AAAAAAAAAEs/e1nc-fIvIeMeyMon_nE6GERxSC3EGw5AwCLcBGAs/s1600/Kim-Kardashian-Photoshoot01.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="889" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-19u4djwLQyQ/WcwOA8WQgLI/AAAAAAAAAE0/JwZNtdUiUIwDJvlg4kwEC4l0X4O-D3w5QCLcBGAs/s1600/Kim-Kardashian-Photoshoot02.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="925" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5Y3KgqCLFN4/WcwOBHX2ZgI/AAAAAAAAAEw/ib9_xh8mrEkEp8vh7O5E8-BoDqHhojBIACLcBGAs/s1600/Kim-Kardashian-Photoshoot03.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="920" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RqB6o4K1-S0/WcwODaEyZkI/AAAAAAAAAE8/KiKqPW-HeIgonn2coUavDSff3qBoxzohQCLcBGAs/s1600/Kim-Kardashian-Photoshoot04.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="918" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-St9wQW3xiY0/WcwOD45qyZI/AAAAAAAAAFA/JgS0UQOUIJUkC4vKeknQJcGCumQ3PVXuACLcBGAs/s1600/Kim-Kardashian-Photoshoot05.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="312" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vw1uqfkxcXM/WcwOCkXUxpI/AAAAAAAAAE4/CNbuh5MahogbMcUsfaZbZECQMIzYps0YwCLcBGAs/s1600/Kim-Kardashian-Photoshoot07.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="415" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iysLZGG55c8/WcwOD_t354I/AAAAAAAAAFE/99XOgKkFuT8-bpdXnQwC7zWtt-vo1h6HQCLcBGAs/s1600/Kim-Kardashian-Photoshoot08.jpg" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: xx-small;">Fotos: </span><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: xx-small;">Dennis Leupold </span></div><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Jj3y6-dWV5Y/WcwTIo6PB1I/AAAAAAAAAFU/4eoGkMm-hUkHWYRIcqYDG4l_1c9NUGG5QCLcBGAs/s1600/giphy.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="281" data-original-width="500" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Jj3y6-dWV5Y/WcwTIo6PB1I/AAAAAAAAAFU/4eoGkMm-hUkHWYRIcqYDG4l_1c9NUGG5QCLcBGAs/s1600/giphy.gif" /></a></div><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: medium;" width="320" /></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-86898074874486555692017-09-19T01:01:00.000-03:002017-09-27T18:16:56.663-03:00Os Looks do Emmy 2017<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><strike>Rola</strike> Olá, gente cremosa and sensual! Sentiram falta da minha histriônica pessoa? Pois aquietem essa saudade pra já, visse? Porque estou lindo e acaju de volta só para vocês! Isso após um período sabático em que tentei, <b>Immaculate Madonna</b> é prova disso, parar de querer ter mais um de varão. Mas sabe como é, né? Quando me mandavam ajoelhar e preparar, eu já achava que estava no dark room da buatchy...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="340" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rEEetgoUW7Y" width="640"></iframe> </div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Mas, muito bem, meu bem, qual seria o melhor retorno ao nosso apimentado espaço do que chegar logo xoxando com as monas que apareceram ontem, lindas, livres, leves e com as piriquitas soltas no Emmy Awards 2017, realizada na cidade de Los Angeles.</span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="879" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DoRXv9Vvxh4/WcBUT22Q8fI/AAAAAAAAAA4/Dw82iwve_M4r4xOrC74RkJKmPtJo2XXBQCLcBGAs/s1600/Debra%2BMessing.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A gente ama muito a Debrinha por causa de Will & Grace, né? Mas esse amor não nos permite, mesmo assim, a gostar dessa fantasia de arraia...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="860" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ws2Rd7GfvDk/WcBUTnF-ocI/AAAAAAAAAA0/9lluqAAnUMIvyb40kw8XEnNTFQCwU0ckwCLcBGAs/s1600/Elisabeth%2BMoss.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Esse estilo anos 50 é tiro certo no bom gosto. Achei tudo fofo!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="901" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mQYK0y9-eJE/WcBUT8uWNYI/AAAAAAAAAA8/c9AExQ5U4dgGL63hCqauhTu1Axqqr2IlACLcBGAs/s1600/Emmy%2BRossum.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Essa pose de diva já define toda essa riqueza, beleza e sofisticação. Arrasou!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="928" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WLjPg7dx8rs/WcBUVRrGa4I/AAAAAAAAABA/gEwlb_6wkFk5H6KZ5V3vGLuOViGii7jXQCLcBGAs/s1600/Evan%2BRachel%2BWoods.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Tá réveillon? Tá!!! Mas tá classuda? Tá também!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="875" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Sgn7kjko2hI/WcBUXOXkL9I/AAAAAAAAABE/N_ta1ealexUDPo08PvMDoYZWBNNu1mIzACLcBGAs/s1600/Felicity%2BHuffman.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Por falar em réveillon... Felicity, me empresta essa toalha de mesa pra ceia?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="905" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iTL2gp7ZjMY/WcBUYSR5DNI/AAAAAAAAABI/-hqWkN69T0AZly0WK1-PI3cM8Br3Yr5tQCLcBGAs/s1600/Gina%2BRodriguez.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Jane, a virgem, botando o decote pra negócio! Mas não gostei do modelito não</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="917" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dO8awJ6FFPA/WcBUapUwZNI/AAAAAAAAABM/ljSq1xTmOr03MQK3MhLfzhRVI3fcF1JLQCLcBGAs/s1600/Giuliana%2BRancic.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Finalmente a <b>Giuliana</b> se vestiu a caráter...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GUiQlVxDTcc/WcCA2Ah_AUI/AAAAAAAAADU/d-4vVZGp5iginOlR4oU6h9VWk7EvPTSBQCLcBGAs/s1600/giphy%2B%25281%2529.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="318" data-original-width="500" height="254" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GUiQlVxDTcc/WcCA2Ah_AUI/AAAAAAAAADU/d-4vVZGp5iginOlR4oU6h9VWk7EvPTSBQCLcBGAs/s400/giphy%2B%25281%2529.gif" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s_2dS_6Gpi4/WcBUakTiZiI/AAAAAAAAABQ/Xom6fuR00NAJd2r2yf6tuGXoj4wBtarWwCLcBGAs/s1600/Heidi%2BKlum.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A postura péssima não ajuda esse look pomba gira étnica</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vi9McMaEau0/WcBUa0_0YCI/AAAAAAAAABU/1NIuqsKOxsM8js1CoWGYgP4wolRQVNefgCLcBGAs/s1600/Jane%2BFonda.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A Senhora de Rosa Shocking</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SDJfmPu1fdY/WcBUdgyRbeI/AAAAAAAAABY/idAWsfi-ztoJGVnS1rjMLxAwx4DsFFgDwCLcBGAs/s1600/Jessica%2BBiel.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">E esse picumã de pequinês?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="922" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zCxZOm_3YDY/WcBUeeDKRYI/AAAAAAAAABc/A2E_dsJk15UavROVNeVzEzvYCN4MWLMUgCLcBGAs/s1600/Jessica%2BLange.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Veludo com enfeites de árvore de Natal não tá legal...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="861" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AP6_l2AoDCM/WcBUfWAH2aI/AAAAAAAAABg/2yT3fDQvQfMEmPNCMAqy1g-XsJ2LEYRCACLcBGAs/s1600/Julianne%2BHough.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Enrolou-se em uns metros de voal trevoso e aplicou umas frôzinhas pra cobrir as peitas e a Chewbacca</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="956" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dCyYDN7I4Rw/WcBUhbt1vAI/AAAAAAAAABk/laiker1TYywnD-zl-nWDihB3jJ6dGl7qQCLcBGAs/s1600/Keri%2BRussel.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Né que eu adorei essa penosa dark?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tL_VwJPvJ9k/WcBUmpOpoVI/AAAAAAAAABw/ZNLzwuYuNlov9ApCl89f8Fr7Dsfl6uumgCLcBGAs/s1600/Laura%2BDern.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Falar que não entendi o modelo é o novo deu ruim...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="859" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-evvrggzYjn4/WcBUjfkWMrI/AAAAAAAAABs/X8zISXnnexwhv8XP4_M49TqoWR2CzlFwQCLcBGAs/s1600/LaVerne%2BCox.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O movimento é sexy</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KLtXLWI9SWE/WcBUmzm8_II/AAAAAAAAAB0/bVgXEbsbQ1cAVxuOtUibEvhSMDVzvWWoQCLcBGAs/s1600/Lea%2BMichele.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Achei chiquetérrima!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="902" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hB9X_oWoeJ0/WcBUpHWcn-I/AAAAAAAAAB8/QGfZ5R1-CmAcQSC0844JDOMwqaOYfIKWACLcBGAs/s1600/Mandy%2BMoore.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Homenageando Cisne Negro</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="859" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pLT68xUmJSM/WcBUqXEKV5I/AAAAAAAAACE/xbT7OH_-S2Y97pGlQarrQZShow8TO0wlACLcBGAs/s1600/Michelle%2BPfeiffer.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Não falo mal da minha marida nunca! Linda sempreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YPGl7y58pF4/WcEXmcc3FPI/AAAAAAAAAEE/b1eW_vl-ahopRIeaeuZiu-SRidd_kBaKACLcBGAs/s1600/narcisa-dont-touch-its-art-1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="281" data-original-width="500" height="223" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YPGl7y58pF4/WcEXmcc3FPI/AAAAAAAAAEE/b1eW_vl-ahopRIeaeuZiu-SRidd_kBaKACLcBGAs/s400/narcisa-dont-touch-its-art-1.gif" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O-VRjOIECTU/WcEXld4kL9I/AAAAAAAAAEA/hUHUAxY-jjY4GlovJ7ZY_zFwfRKifO0ogCEwYBhgL/s1600/narcisa-dont-touch-its-art-21.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="281" data-original-width="500" height="223" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O-VRjOIECTU/WcEXld4kL9I/AAAAAAAAAEA/hUHUAxY-jjY4GlovJ7ZY_zFwfRKifO0ogCEwYBhgL/s400/narcisa-dont-touch-its-art-21.gif" width="400" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="846" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bxLNSiu2uFY/WcBUqZgM9LI/AAAAAAAAACA/_3pVJquTK60m9xGiFhC444Oy4lEj9CzSQCLcBGAs/s1600/Millie%2BBobby%2BBrown.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O balé foi tendência mesmo, hein viado?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="936" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EkaRV1KBfYo/WcBUsPfO2MI/AAAAAAAAACI/9tgczw1wslsz2E72_lnij-s5zTOUA5RHgCLcBGAs/s1600/Neve%2BCampbell.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Adoro franjas, mas achei essas meio "pebinhas"</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-65K2inMf_Sw/WcBUtYqQ_SI/AAAAAAAAACM/5UQu9I0YIiAbKwpPvrnbx542y75bCxCuQCLcBGAs/s1600/Nicole%2BKidman.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Aprenda a usar vermelho, <b>Heidi Klum</b>! Essa mulher é a perfeição!!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5z7VWqQJG6Y/WcBUuZUN6aI/AAAAAAAAACQ/UqDTQ1_woLIrr3VU-lvMzZjc90tuP0f9QCLcBGAs/s1600/Priyanka%2BChopra.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Essas caudas que diferem do resto do vestido e começam no meio das canelas, sempre me dão a impressão que faltou tecido e eles emendaram com qualquer coisa.</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="925" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DypzatD8Jic/WcBUxCDOjNI/AAAAAAAAACY/XVvSpjK77usmyKn5gW3PgUeZhu4cVwG1wCLcBGAs/s1600/Reese%2BWhiterspoon.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Simples demais para um evento de gala</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="979" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rrz8QkWQRFQ/WcBUxCcx-NI/AAAAAAAAACU/Fl1HIYa4U9AItgiW9MJVBUE17_sl8M-6wCLcBGAs/s1600/Robin%2BWright.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Por que o decote Batman?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="939" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-p6ISb3n9WGU/WcBU00bJFUI/AAAAAAAAACk/KMoj7XMr-5wjG_V1Zpspfi-E5Sp51UryACLcBGAs/s1600/Sarah%2BPaulson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Tá bom isso não!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Fco1pzu-Uao/WcCRb75_GHI/AAAAAAAAADk/o_V4Fn9tAw0nSGImbsh_i7GeAQ1scQvDACLcBGAs/s1600/tumblr_inline_ndibl8jCUe1qc22fu.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="354" data-original-width="478" height="236" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Fco1pzu-Uao/WcCRb75_GHI/AAAAAAAAADk/o_V4Fn9tAw0nSGImbsh_i7GeAQ1scQvDACLcBGAs/s320/tumblr_inline_ndibl8jCUe1qc22fu.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8kpKA0inQrE/WcBU1CeKL2I/AAAAAAAAACo/UIilBpM4yLccs4Jr32vsVHnZLrCl-WRQwCLcBGAs/s1600/Shailene%2BWoodley.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A cor destaca o tom de pele da mona, mas custava um cabelo mais elaborado e umas joias?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="939" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-auF9D_AtCDI/WcBU4EI9Y3I/AAAAAAAAACs/3j-vdl8UZUQLm409KDRnJItxdbxmCC2HACLcBGAs/s1600/Sofia%2BVergara.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Sofia sem novidades, como habitual</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3bd5hFyLH2Q/WcBU4TRyIkI/AAAAAAAAACw/diL2psdYM74zkn3zUvIA6X709Cfq_bWrQCLcBGAs/s1600/Susan%2BSaradon.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Esqueçam de vestido! Apenas pensem que essa deusa tem 70 anos e tá maravilhosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Você quer, @novinha?</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="814" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vrfOWlh9uK4/WcBU692swfI/AAAAAAAAAC0/xWR8APRfFHc2K7w2QImnJBODPEOvBr5ZACLcBGAs/s1600/Thandie%2BNewton.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Principesca</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="955" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-X233denkf5Y/WcBU9oLbG6I/AAAAAAAAAC8/0fe-069UybwzdlDjfxQs3uhIW2w9PkcfQCLcBGAs/s1600/Uzo%2BAduba.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Eu queria um modelito mais TCHAN para combinar com esse cabelo bafônico. Mas o vestido não é ruim. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GEjaerbjAYE/WcBU83RT8sI/AAAAAAAAAC4/rshRn28lYw4VZFcatPLT0lWcoMr6mG3PwCLcBGAs/s1600/Viola%2BDavis.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Viola sabe sempre usar uns tons fortes que super combinam com seu tom de pele. Esse caramelo ficou maravilhoso nela.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KCsWfkOAaHQ/WcBU-J6o3EI/AAAAAAAAADA/7HdTX33vXPA_IQ1lY6E3HmRDtXPfC_78QCLcBGAs/s1600/Zoe%2BKravitz.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Zoe fechando no look penoso e no picumã curtíssimo</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7RLQoKxxMMY/WcCVrKNjZcI/AAAAAAAAADw/8S2h9QK047sbaM9ZEkp0E-1SCGltTa5VQCLcBGAs/s1600/tumblr_otx7qmyTIg1wtkjrro1_500.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="245" data-original-width="500" height="195" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7RLQoKxxMMY/WcCVrKNjZcI/AAAAAAAAADw/8S2h9QK047sbaM9ZEkp0E-1SCGltTa5VQCLcBGAs/s400/tumblr_otx7qmyTIg1wtkjrro1_500.gif" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Será que eu posso ouvir um amém?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-39350064266974237292017-07-03T19:52:00.000-03:002017-07-03T19:52:09.082-03:00Emily, uma pobre<div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Quem inventou a expressão "pobre de espírito", por certo, deve ter antevisto o nascimento da última vencedora do reality show <b>Big Brother Brasil</b>, a tal da <b>Emily Araújo</b> que, sabe-se lá porque, achou que xingar as pessoas de pobres é algo legal, como pode ser visto num vídeo onde ela grita: <i><b>“Pobres, pobres, pobres! Eu sou rica! Eu sou rica! Eu sou rica, sua pobre!“</b></i>, para o público presente no Villa Mix Festival, que ocorreu em Goiânia nesse fim de semana passado.</span></div><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="597" data-original-width="802" height="476" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IsL10TodSXc/WVrIp3ARgDI/AAAAAAABoBg/B10l02KwhKoHbk4_8iMFRRn1e4kDNHE7gCLcBGAs/s640/Sem%2BT%25C3%25ADtulo-1.jpg" width="640" /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Você quer alma sebosa?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><blockquote class="twitter-video" data-lang="pt"><div dir="ltr" lang="pt" style="text-align: center;">EITA RT <a href="https://twitter.com/RealityMyArse">@RealityMyArse</a>: Emilly no camarote chamando os outros de pobres <a href="https://t.co/23IQEQyKKW">pic.twitter.com/23IQEQyKKW</a></div><div style="text-align: center;">— Hugo Gloss (@HugoGloss) <a href="https://twitter.com/HugoGloss/status/881975110915194881">3 de julho de 2017</a></div></blockquote><script async="" charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-24010718105536408352017-06-09T00:14:00.000-03:002017-07-03T20:02:31.733-03:00Pijama junino de Victoria Beckham<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Amo essa tendência em usar roupa de dormir fora de casa. Mas amo mais por conta de achar que deva ser super confortável sair PORRAí de camisola, pijama, etc., do que realmente por achar que tudo nesse segmento seja cool.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Vejamos o exemplo do pijama enxadrezado que a chiquetérrima <b>Victoria Beckham</b> resolveu dar pinta ontem e constatem que o modelito estaria melhor utilizado em um arraial junino...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ngyvSsAVnvE/WToPadk8TaI/AAAAAAABnhk/bamEFDoizJIzkEqrbRqIiO9aPECZvoKmgCLcB/s1600/vb1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="886" data-original-width="620" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ngyvSsAVnvE/WToPadk8TaI/AAAAAAABnhk/bamEFDoizJIzkEqrbRqIiO9aPECZvoKmgCLcB/s1600/vb1.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LAFRIKBJ_nA/WToPa70m7sI/AAAAAAABnho/uyNLkwogzow_EeX27rqZjgQ2tRqRdy48wCLcB/s1600/vb2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="916" data-original-width="620" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LAFRIKBJ_nA/WToPa70m7sI/AAAAAAABnho/uyNLkwogzow_EeX27rqZjgQ2tRqRdy48wCLcB/s1600/vb2.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">E vocês o que acham? É anarriè ou alavantu para esse look da Posh Spice?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EaZ2ZZfgqZo/WToSBQTCDCI/AAAAAAABnh0/puOHLW75drYiWHu4i2CUWDzEJEA7X_K_QCLcB/s1600/3843137_Ab8ri.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="205" data-original-width="200" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EaZ2ZZfgqZo/WToSBQTCDCI/AAAAAAABnh0/puOHLW75drYiWHu4i2CUWDzEJEA7X_K_QCLcB/s1600/3843137_Ab8ri.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-62235615198783703962017-06-08T19:20:00.000-03:002017-06-09T00:12:50.024-03:00Neyde cantando com a própria voz!!!!!<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Eu não vou para um show de <b>Madonna</b> para escutar árias de ópera. Eu não vou para um show de <b>Katy Perry</b> para escutar árias de ópera. Eu não vou para um show de <b>Beyoncé</b> para escutar árias de ópera. Eu não vou para um show de <b>Anitta</b> para escutar árias de ópera. Eu não vou para um show de<b> Simone e Simaria</b> para escutar árias de ópera. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Eu vou para esses shows é para bater cabelo nível pirocóptero e ralar o cooo no chão, meu irmão!!!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="821" data-original-width="611" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r8e3BrDDuFc/WTm9UhfMZ2I/AAAAAAABnhU/cOjbsmU5LAwuVKsdtLhGaTivgd5He9vqQCLcB/s1600/4138BAC700000578-0-image-m-313_1496897960866.jpg" /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Então apenas STOP em ficar enchendo o saco que <b>Neydinha Spears</b>, única princesinha do POP e rainha de Vegas, é uma bicha muda, tá? Porque caiu na rede o áudio original do hino TOXIC e ela é, praticamente, uma <b>Adele</b> cantando sem autotune...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-Ql61rIfNtk" width="640"></iframe></div><br /><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">And aqui vocês recordam o vídeo icônico com o áudio que foi lançado, para comparação:</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/LOZuxwVk7TU" width="640"></iframe></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "times new roman";" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-38067230513813708202017-06-03T00:36:00.000-03:002017-06-08T19:20:42.101-03:00Supermodel - Um filme descartável e desprezível<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">E lá fui eu todo animado com as novidades da <b>Netflix</b> no mês de junho, encontrando por lá um filme que tem um assunto que eu adoro que é moda, mas dei de cara foi com uma tremenda decepção...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Quando vi o título <b>SUPERMODEL</b> nem pensei duas vezes e já cliquei para assistir todo entusiasmado sem sequer saber se prestava ou não. Nem fotos, trailer ou sinopse fui catar! Os créditos foram uma grata surpresa. Pois pareceu ser um documentário legal, onde apareciam imagens de modelos badaladas como<b> Gisele</b>, <b>Cindy</b>, etc., com depoimento de uma senhorinha fashion que parecia ser do métier. Ledo engano...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="367" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-x6iPIipOSAg/WTIsT25MoPI/AAAAAAABnSQ/2TGlSgNS49gCNry-q1-AiaNIK1RAt27DQCLcB/s1600/Sem%2BT%25C3%25ADtulo-1.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Assim que findaram esses atrativos créditos, o filme começou e veio a über decepção... Decepção que foi traduzida em uma trama para lá de clichê (moça pobre tentando vencer na carreira de modelo, que ela nem queria, tendo uma mãe problemática a tiracolo), com atores amadores, cenários, ambientação e figurino brega, nada condizentes com o assunto. Nem mesmo a presença do deus grego <b>Tyson Beckford</b> foi motivo suficiente para acompanhar o restante dessa trama brega. Parei na metade e não pretendo continuar jamais! Só queria que alguém me contasse se <b>Tyson</b> aparece pelado...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="874" data-original-width="624" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-j-WVgSImk-o/WTIstgEQZ7I/AAAAAAABnSU/83OxPrD8kbozX-ErL9BDHsuDuQb0UoQ6QCLcB/s1600/d9b8795e5fbe7ef8758ade1eb681776ee38dad57.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Portanto, você que preza assistir algo realmente bom e curte o assunto moda, fique bem longe dessa porcaria! Lá mesmo na Netflix, clicando na tag documentários, tem algumas coisas maravilhosas de se ver, como por exemplo <b>IRIS</b>, <b>THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE</b>, <b>CASABLANCAS</b> e outros tantos. Sem precisar que você perca seu tempo com esse engodo.</span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rFP3jfmzK6k" width="640"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>Mademoiselle Chanel</b>, <b>Saint Laurent, Cristóbal Balenciaga, Jeanne Lanvin, Pierre Balmain, Guccio Gucci</b> e <b>Christian Dior </b>agradecem!</span><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: medium;" width="320" /></span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-14334929582316557672017-05-30T23:33:00.000-03:002017-06-03T00:37:29.896-03:00Thammy Miranda - Hot or Not?<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Tesão, orgasmo, prazer, etc., não vem a ser fabricado na genitália e sim nas nossas mentes safadinhas e prontas para gozar gostoso, né? Por isso nunca que entendi o espanto quando eu falava para pessoas que ficaria numa "tá boa, bonita?" com um homem transexual, independente dele não portar uma bela neca ou não. Afinal de contas, como resistir a magya de uma <b>Tereza Brant</b>, <b>Billy Castro</b> ou <b>Oliwer Mastarlerz</b>? Todos eles retratados nesse post <b><span style="color: red;"><a href="http://www.pimentanoteuerefresco.com.br/2015/01/trans-disney.html">aqui</a></span></b>. Ou de um <b>Benjamin Melzer</b>? Outro lindo gato trans que falei <b><span style="color: red;"><a href="http://www.pimentanoteuerefresco.com.br/2016/05/benjamin-melzer-um-boy-magya-transgenero.html">aqui</a></span></b>. Fora os inúmeros anônimos, nesse mundão afora, que conquistam meninos e meninas, sem qualquer distinção. Mostrando que a humanidade precisa sair da "caixinha" e se importar mais com o ser humano e não o que ele porta entre as pernas.</span></div><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;">Posto isso, vamos deixar o lado panfletário de lado e colocar para fluir nosso lado venenoso em questionar se <b>Thammy Miranda</b>, um dos nossos transgêneros mais famosos nacionalmente, se encontra Hot or Not, ao se apresentar de forma sexy no espetáculo teatral "T.R.A.N.S - Terapia de Relacionamento Amorosos Neuróticos Sexuais", onde contracena só de cuequinha ao lado de sua namorada <b>Andressa Ferreira</b>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="325" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L8Cnhvf1tGE/WS4IVyLXNkI/AAAAAAABnRg/fvFHF5z4HNAjeby0dHDb40c5aP8ojXWagCLcB/s1600/tha02.jpg" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="324" data-original-width="624" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C3DYlS90UfE/WS4IWhz8B6I/AAAAAAABnRk/N0VftekFvYEts1570tsZTvInibLEIM1SwCLcB/s1600/tha0.jpg" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="624" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-e8cs5-Ct3vk/WS4IrZokPVI/AAAAAAABnRo/0Ow1R0Wze1gpgja8eHplMUhPfZB57qdFACLcB/s1600/tha00.jpg" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="318" data-original-width="624" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-esw5r8DRFc0/WS4IrdWvyZI/AAAAAAABnRs/l4JtcrVFYzcsHa-_E5KcBiI8-7sUQHC3wCLcB/s1600/tha01.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;">Fotos: Reprodução</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Tu pegava esse trem ou pularia de estação?</span><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="256" data-original-width="602" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6AiE5CRzTug/WS4cuNWKpcI/AAAAAAABnR8/rjSIiDgDY9ARbpUdCq_SQyvjceCjgvVmACLcB/s1600/Jumpingtrain.gif" /></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" width="320" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-30433790901495945792017-05-23T02:29:00.000-03:002017-05-23T02:29:12.451-03:00O red carpet do Billboard Music Awards 2017<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">And ontem (anteontem?) à noite (21/5), enquanto você dava aquela rapidinha gostosa com o bofe, rolou em Las Vegas o <b>Billboard Music Awards 2017</b>, e eu, que nem dedo estava chupando nessa hora, tive que me contentar em sentar no meu sofá de três lugares e presenciar um red carpet dos mais enfadonhos possíveis, que me deu tanto sono, mais tanto sono que, tal qual maricona em cadeira de balanço, já estava babando e roncando antes mesmo do terceiro número musical! </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">E não teve <b>Santa Cher</b> que me fizesse acordar..</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oHb7fdMv5cw/WSOdVsJSWtI/AAAAAAABm84/X2OTQoBhsIcCeQvUeiDGm3v1sVZ0Gx2sACLcB/s1600/Alexandra%2BDaddario.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Não basta achar que só usar um <b>Vivienne Westwood</b> que você vai poder ser considerada maravilhosa, né meu amor? Alequiçandra, por exemplo, ficou apenas parecendo uma almofada...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2Kjug-Bl514/WSOdV_wjH3I/AAAAAAABm88/59Z9-2DZDPQe3YhPpa-aXr923-NTmdi5wCLcB/s1600/Ashley%2BTisdale.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">E essa "brusinha" que parece comprada na Marisa, hein? </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Lev-pf2X05A/WSOdVyezNSI/AAAAAAABm9A/UO7ozDbgrgoJfYK-jdd6Y8vI1YivfDjNACLcB/s1600/Bebe%2BRexha.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Já tá pronta pra dormir, que isso é uma camisola e ela que não venha dizer que não!</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pVllmSrtE94/WSOdW4Nq4OI/AAAAAAABm9E/6wDqFWXcO9UwUVPlO2sOVaW4y6jQ4H4vgCLcB/s1600/Camila%2BCabello.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Camela Picumã foi fantasiada de sashimi</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sIKZh4W95MY/WSOdXk2nzeI/AAAAAAABm9I/tBMk5osGBFIi70TUaePXuy-eJ1AlJncEQCLcB/s1600/Celine%2BDion.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Olhando para essa escolhs "féxion" da diva <b>Celine</b>, a gente até deseja ter embarcado no Titanic...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RTJbMGE0-FY/WSOdXuky42I/AAAAAAABm9M/EGkyHgAjyMszGTpz5VQnrLgcBmp14DydgCLcB/s1600/Hailee%2BSteinfeld.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Eu goXtey too much desse modelito todo trabalhado nos Gasparzinhos...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1ZshI5-ILWg/WSOdYrRri-I/AAAAAAABm9Q/uy6TwtMdYRYsRbQgy8-OY5F-aa0wqSa9QCLcB/s1600/Halsey.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Sabe quando a menstruação desce e você precisa disfarçar a mancha na buzanfa? Pois, pois</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ltYrO5qK3xI/WSOdZ0YLNAI/AAAAAAABm9Y/_dWY5IVMdSUVcuFX0wABxgCnb5WF42VLACLcB/s1600/Kate%2BBeckinsale.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Apoteótica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nL3YRl3NjeU/WSOdaDckwGI/AAAAAAABm9c/9RCD7zeMaAEzZjOP-xBex7NxRVtdyeQggCLcB/s1600/Lea%2BMichele.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Tirando a cara de coo, o restante tá nos conformes</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tFBeEpvg1TE/WSOdbSaGziI/AAAAAAABm9k/ywj6tvClwn03x0M53FMxcrg0sIPXeENKQCLcB/s1600/Madison%2BBeer.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Alguém achou que era festa de casamento...</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oTLyzyExCi0/WSOdb7opcII/AAAAAAABm9o/aZxJakgc99E-p0hi4OqG8pA7B1bnHbtoACLcB/s1600/Miley%2BCyrus.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">E alguém achou que era a noiva de Chucky...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-r5Uq4BgiT3s/WSOdevwvHFI/AAAAAAABm94/zbuRVyW5wQUl_OR7y57BrEipfq4mxU5CACLcB/s1600/Olivia%2BMunn.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Sei lá...</span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FTKaUjD3UAs/WSOde8U88yI/AAAAAAABm98/3J_r2JxcVyw5HW3QcH7JDekUdeHKqqSuwCLcB/s1600/Rita%2BOra.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Armadura com rede de pesca</span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iMNFPEB-e5c/WSOdfd4weII/AAAAAAABm-A/sJ_Nr1en0koUne-YpJoWSiCntSlf9kDhgCLcB/s1600/Vanessa%2BHudgens.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Achei só bunitim...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="98" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B6JvwdqFNI4/WSOo5TM8L4I/AAAAAAABm-Q/1-xTCplmHW4x31UNIKA2JQDCXuWBp_dyACLcB/s320/cooltext244763308525143.png" width="320" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-52932836919410550432017-05-14T01:59:00.000-03:002017-05-14T01:59:25.140-03:00Zwiebelkuchen (Torta de cebola alemã)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Ai gente, essa minha semana foi tão desgastante e super corrida! Nunca pensei que ficar sem emprego fosse até mais estafante do que trabalhar, visse? Pois não foi nada fácil ficar desde quarta-feira em filas para resolver FGTS e na quinta e sexta me jogar na do Seguro Desemprego! Para terem uma noção, lá no FGTS chegay na Caixa Econômica antes da onze da manhã e só consegui sair quase 16:00h. Já o seguro desemprego tive que correr para conseguir uns documentos que faltavam na quinta, já que para consegui-lo parece que você tem que declarar até que fez jardim da infância, mesmo tendo os documentos da empresa colocando tudo que eles precisam lá, e na sexta, enfim, consegui dar entrada nesse babado, passando, praticamente, todo o dia lá, tamanha era a multidão. Então tempo para blogar foi totalmente nulo, né?</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Mas <b>Dia das Mães</b> é <b>Dia das Mães</b> e não dá (Dou sim! Me obrigue a não dar!) para esquecer essa data. Então pensei em reviver as receitinhas que constantemente postava nos finais de semana, para que as pessoas pudessem ter uma opção diferente, acaso pudessem/quisessem, fazer para o almoço nesse dia festivo.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Para isso tive que buscar ajuda aos universitários. No caso, para a amiga <b>Fernanda Harmony</b>, ex-blogueira do <span style="color: red;"><b><a href="https://toocoldtobefashion.wordpress.com/">Too Cold To Be Fashion</a></b></span>, que mora lá na Alemanha e fica me mostrando umas iguarias típicas de lá que eu fico quase lambendo a tela do celular quando vejo as fotos do que ela tá fazendo, quase sempre para o jantar, devido a diferença do fuso horário em que conversamos.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Uma dessas delícias é a tal da Zwiebelkuchen, uma torta de cebola que me faz ter orgasmos gastronômicos só de imaginar um pedaço da mesma entrando em minha boca! E o melhor? Além de ser deliciosa, seu preparo é ultra mega hexa master super fácil de fazer! Com ingredientes que quase sempre temos em casa e que você pode and deve preparar mais tarde para sua mamãe provar e aprovar!</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #ea9999;"><b><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">FELIZ DIA DAS MÃES! </span></b></span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rKRGKNsO-uY/WRdbcfKrVuI/AAAAAAABm5E/Gb05BD6QQgUnef9tvGZkTPtD1IvCh0d9QCLcB/s1600/IMG-20170511-WA0107%255B1%255D.jpg" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LzylLRcVGys/WRdbcB40QsI/AAAAAAABm5A/h7-wwp45Ok4aX8SXMGkqW-q2DnKJB6D7gCLcB/s1600/IMG-20170511-WA0106%255B1%255D.jpg" /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QL2RW17S7Jw/WRdbdbFfqTI/AAAAAAABm5I/Ix9xc-kyJjcM3q6YDqjsfB5YmzyXoJFtACLcB/s1600/IMG-20170511-WA0104%255B1%255D.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YuwTqQ7MuGg/WRdbdw-8xaI/AAAAAAABm5M/N8XhktfbcoYhmCwTQ7Wk-ca2-ten4TmLQCLcB/s1600/IMG-20170511-WA0108%255B1%255D.jpg" /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bQVNc4bN0DA/WRdbjbVkNxI/AAAAAAABm5Q/t6nROcsGfC0p60v78K3hbnFvJi27_lubQCLcB/s1600/IMG-20170511-WA0105%255B1%255D.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Fotos e Receita: Fernanda Harmony</span></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YxtrIpkhRxE/WRdsKFausVI/AAAAAAABm5o/K5vCuvTTR6AMrzH9ArVbOD8lrIOnPhCNQCLcB/s1600/cooltext243572474456482.png" /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"></span></span> <br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"></span></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><b><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Para a massa: </span></span></b><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- 400g de farinha de trigo (sem fermento!) </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- Meia colher de chá de sal </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- 45g de fermento</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- 01 colher de sopa de açúcar </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- 200ml de água morna </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- 05 colheres de sopa de óleo (ou azeite de oliva) </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- Um pouco de farinha para trabalhar a massa </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- Um pouco de óleo para untar a forma.</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><b><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Para o recheio: </span></span></b><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- 01Kg de cebolas brancas </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- 120g de manteiga </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- 05 ovos </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- 400 gramas de creme de leite, fresco de preferência</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- 200g de bacon em cubos</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">- Sal, pimenta e noz moscada a gosto. </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><b><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Preparo da Massa: </span></span></b><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Misture o sal com a farinha. Coloque o fermento fresco num recipiente com a colher de sopa de açúcar e amasse com um garfo até o fermento ficar líquido (em contato com o açúcar, o fermento começa a agir e fica líquido). Misture com a água morna e o óleo e, com as pás para massa pesada da batedeira, vá adicionando a mistura aos poucos na tigela com farinha batendo em velocidade baixa. Bata a massa até que ela solte totalmente da tigela e forme um “bolo”. </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Deixe a massa descansar por pelo menos 30min em um local escuro (por exemplo o forno ainda não aquecido). É importante que a massa descanse numa temperatura ambiente de 25 a 30 graus.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><b><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Preparo do recheio: </span></span></b><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Descasque e pique a cebola em cubos pequenos. Derreta a manteiga numa frigideira grande e adicione a cebola, em fogo médio, mexendo bem até dourar um pouco. Coloque sal e pimenta preta a gosto. Depois deixe a cebola em algum recipiente para ela esfriar. Misture bem os ovos com o creme de leite. Tempere a mistura com sal, pimenta e noz moscada moída. Quando a cebola esfriar, junte ela à mistura. </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><b><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Preparo: </span></span></b><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Quando a massa tiver duplicado de tamanho, retire ela da tigela e coloque numa superfície limpa com um pouco de farinha para não grudar. Sove a massa, para que ela fique bem macia quando assar. Coloque a massa numa forma grande quadrada já untada com óleo e desenrole ela uniformemente, deixando ao redor uma borda de 3 cm. </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Coloque o recheio e espalhe de forma uniforme. Espalhe o bacon em cubos por cima do recheio. </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Asse no forno alto (ou a 200 graus) pré-aquecido por 30min. Ou até que o recheio fique dourado.</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="31" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hWu47GJZozk/VXmo6_SnZ2I/AAAAAAAAFpI/Dutj5-4WaL4/s320/cooltext121390565015116.png" style="font-family: times, "times new roman", serif; font-size: x-small;" width="240" /> </span></span></div></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-88492490997612850202017-05-09T00:30:00.000-03:002017-05-09T00:30:06.619-03:00Os Looks do MTV Movie & TV Awards 2017<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Olar, menines, vocês estão boas, ótimas ou melhoradas? Aqui em Hellcife o dia todo foi só de chuva! E eu, que não sou lavoura, cuidei de ficar agasalhado and deitado nos meus lençóis de puro linho by Sulanca. Uó dessa água toda caindo foi que a internet também ficou caindo mais que bunda macumbada e só agora deu uma estabilizada na rede para eu vir aqui <strike>xoxar</strike> comentar sobre os looks das diferenciadas que compareceram, ontem à noite, no <b>MTV Movie & TV Awards 2017</b>.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Vamos lá catar essa fuleiragem?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KNNtanTUSHE/WQ_9_4-B8rI/AAAAAAABm1Y/FVxl59PumWEGb3piTqmVu6Icc_8GaqatwCLcB/s1600/Alexandra%2BDaddario.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Alequiçandra Dadeira usou um mix esquisito de toalha de mesa +caçola de grandma + babador e ficou uma dor!</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R8kpAPULUd4/WQ_9-0y6NbI/AAAAAAABm1U/BC9P6OalfS8gwhWhEJwJXqRKz0wxLvmoQCLcB/s1600/Allison%2BWilliams.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Se a bandeira do Brazil fosse toda trabalhada nas lantejoulas</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KXjEgJFqHHg/WQ_-AUp39cI/AAAAAAABm1c/W0SjqEOb2Msrt7pMHxZD_jEUGiM-LHStwCLcB/s1600/Amandla%2BStenberg.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Esse look teria até jeito se a escolha dos sapatos não recaíssem nesses tamancos de ir na feira de sábado. And não entendi o motivo, a razão e o porque da mona ter passado Hidrocor azul marinho nos beiços!</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i1v5QRKA70w/WQ_-AwMHZhI/AAAAAAABm1g/y21LqZgukKYnoYHTWLUzUVYSD3hL_ok6ACLcB/s1600/Amber%2BRose.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Amber é isso mesmo: GOSTOSA! Nem julgo mais os looks dela.</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IySJDe9oGgM/WQ_-Bg9DyLI/AAAAAAABm1k/wobGTPiALdQAnlEwsinNaf4pC-59ZuuLQCLcB/s1600/Asia%2BKate%2BDillon.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Sinead O'Connor usou o Renew da Cora?</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CPAQcAJJ1vQ/WQ_-CPxgfOI/AAAAAAABm1o/zygJq2AKTv88dKsDwwffWiZ4H8yZYKbqACLcB/s1600/Camila%2BCabello.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Eu tiraria essa gola uó. Não acho que combinou com o vestido de chita</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-o52zDPeSKUQ/WQ_-Ck5xrbI/AAAAAAABm1s/CyesBEqPfrIPOIKPyV26kBIMKDOhteU2QCLcB/s1600/Cara%2BDelevingne.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Mulher careca é sexy pra kralho! A <b>Delevingne</b> estava vestida para matar! Mesmo achando as botas da Xuxa too much...</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ipylXPBWaHY/WQ_-DeQT5uI/AAAAAAABm1w/TBqlXWLTHX4k6ik23zjgHieLie7ZmAs1gCLcB/s1600/Chrissy%2BMetz.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A escolha do tecido do look deve ser bem pensado. Se essa racha tivesse analisado isso, não estaria parecendo um guarda chuva. O modelito em outro tecido faria total diferença.</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UVQuIhfECzs/WQ_-EL4DBhI/AAAAAAABm10/NFisUTCJOE4EtDcZi199EAb3TN-Tzr22wCLcB/s1600/Debby%2BRyan.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Sabe aquele dia que você mandou todo seu guarda roupa para lavanderia e sobrou poucas opções? Deve ter sido o caso dessa daí, pois nada tá combinando com nada.</span></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Dc4uUfEgA0c/WQ_-EiD24KI/AAAAAAABm14/BtuKBe0vXxk54Gaarzu-froEznaPk4yVwCLcB/s1600/Emma%2BWatson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde é o nome desse modelito, onde uma parte vai ao culto e a outra se joga na buátchy</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lh0sraymVBE/WQ_-FpaQSJI/AAAAAAABm18/555UzLSV7jQpCatUi4Cki-CETAN3ZqcNQCLcB/s1600/Farrah%2BAbraham.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Jade é tendência again? Insh'Allah!</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SVHTto6BXAQ/WQ_-F7tUgWI/AAAAAAABm2A/ZkTTlW8DQjw8u7ejmaQKxoIWIqIoiAvxQCLcB/s1600/Gal%2BGadot.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">01 mês e alguns dias atrás a Gal deu à luz a sua segunda filha. Lidem com isso!</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lNgLCH5gAXA/WQ_-G2s7DwI/AAAAAAABm2E/YeYHHNmgFz8vS9WK20FsVnc8h8ufRmSiQCLcB/s1600/Gigi%2BGorgeous.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Jeannie é um gênio country e dourada? </span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9bzRyt364uQ/WQ_-HvtHDqI/AAAAAAABm2I/PcG7X0va5VsABRdkP_bHel026RnIzTEmgCLcB/s1600/Hailee%2BSteinfeld.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Esse corpinho ficou perfeito no modelito vazado. Não curto muito os bordados, galões, sei lá que ôrra é isso, mas no geral achei ela lindinha.</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rmZph2BddpU/WQ_-IdOzH4I/AAAAAAABm2M/0FsHMQLXwUMaFpIAiG0WtCrs03P2cS7ywCLcB/s1600/Holland%2BRoden.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">CUidado para não por ovo, sua plumosa!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--zM6kpwovmI/WQ_-J8J0-0I/AAAAAAABm2U/p5Lg5mhOs-Yi54juSVSojGoHPAEC5EiewCLcB/s1600/Jasmine%2BSanders.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Figurante da Távola Redonda</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BwlLgiaBtIA/WQ_-KZNk76I/AAAAAAABm2Y/2fep8UcaiwwXBc7ynX0ltcOY8lus8JyAQCLcB/s1600/Jasmine%2BTookes.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Mania dessas angels de achar que estão sempre num desfile da VS, né? Essa até foi vestida de lingerie para não perder o posto na marca.</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hJpHWlXlL28/WQ_-LX28_yI/AAAAAAABm2c/bWSSBREnEq4ZhugaHtrn4qNSQT2nL3K1QCLcB/s1600/Jillian%2BRose%2BReed.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Tentativa fail (feio, feia, tenebrosa, horrível, aterrorizante) de modernizar o icônico look que DJLôu vestiu no Grammy de sei lá quando. Try again, fia!</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZTbhiyfHdjY/WQ_-L1dcZyI/AAAAAAABm2g/H5UWAwJpZj0MtjY3d6E-c0w9VagAzVEtgCLcB/s1600/Jillian%2BRose%2BReed1.jpg" /></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8dJu2Eh_5Xg/WQ_-MmZZUEI/AAAAAAABm2k/ishUuyGTVko5L9MAKdapyTvSHuFXtKZBQCLcB/s1600/Mary%2BElizabeth%2BWinstead.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Mulher, não fosse convidada para uma cerimônia de casamento. Faz favor!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ftCZMf13vQs/WQ_-NPj2V8I/AAAAAAABm2o/8lA4asqkbe0epAplPoHM_lBYpAiIBOm6wCLcB/s1600/Millie%2BBobby%2BBrown.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">O modelito retrô bem que poderia ter dispensado as botas de vaqueiro</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vD1TBHEVXNU/WQ_-N0IGYgI/AAAAAAABm2s/wPkidK_g01Q-4QbXwmzVjazIE33criE4ACLcB/s1600/Noah%2BCyrus.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Nem sempre dizer que a pessoa é a cara da irmã pode ser chamado de elogio... Look just OK</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y9JJU4fwXg4/WQ_-PK1yDoI/AAAAAAABm2w/l-l7G1yR728Ld3XDNlEWoiFNIytnz6q7ACLcB/s1600/Paris%2BJackson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Pronta para um rolêzinho de skate</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-v7EBguNioqY/WQ_-P6juLZI/AAAAAAABm20/dkT6HI3PQswP43wL_jKyRa2vIXuOOyvggCLcB/s1600/Rebecca%2BBlack.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Esse look tá tão cool que vou batizá-lo de cu...</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nNcSU35dZh8/WQ_-QtmqDHI/AAAAAAABm24/-GMKTQ825KYCWKv7ks-sGSMFalH77AOowCLcB/s1600/Shay%2BMitchell.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Não tá feia porque a <b>Shay</b> não é feia nunca! Mas não curti.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YsXwWTBETus/WQ_-SORPu3I/AAAAAAABm3A/D_RNljEeJswTs7LwxcVwA95-z7--fs9VACLcB/s1600/Taraji%2BP.%2BHenson.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Preparada para a Dança dos Famosos</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VdJ28P83MYY/WQ_-UJiUnNI/AAAAAAABm3I/kczkIqM3l6sValk27usOYT2XhUoCViQ7QCLcB/s1600/Tracee%2BEllis%2BRoss.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Colcha de retalhos</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CsUB7ETXgp8/WQ_-VH9Y3YI/AAAAAAABm3M/wCMcDF6-o3IgzoWQ2v_75UeRMEVRclsKACLcB/s1600/Yara%2BShahidi.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Misturar peças com atitude é isso aí! Nada combina com nada, porém resultou em algo bem legal. Eu, pelo menos, adorei.</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EomtwbwWCco/WQ_-Vl7_85I/AAAAAAABm3Q/2yqyHq4BQTADViDbTxRNbaiZN-Trb2DPQCLcB/s1600/Zendaya.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Zendaya</b> sempre pisando com força em todas as outras nos tapetes vermelhos da vida. Linda e classuda. Hashtag:RAINHA</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><img border="0" height="31" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hWu47GJZozk/VXmo6_SnZ2I/AAAAAAAAFpI/Dutj5-4WaL4/s320/cooltext121390565015116.png" style="font-family: times, "times new roman", serif; font-size: x-small;" width="240" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-42860682960276304552017-05-08T21:29:00.000-03:002017-05-09T00:30:43.443-03:00Vídeo do Dia: Trem Bala - Versão Dia das Mães 2017<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Determinadas coisas na vida não precisam ser esmiuçadas, explicadas, analisadas, etc., bastando apenas sentir. E é isso que você vai fazer quando apertar o play dessa emocionante versão para o Dia das Mães da música "Trem Bala" de <b>Ana Vilela</b>, canção que vocês já devem ter escutado na abertura da novelinha global <b>Malhação</b>.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="351" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-A1G-tV9LnoY/WREHhzgdR0I/AAAAAAABm30/rhNC1PSuYSgm6KYQVF_f7yG465sHEgSPwCLcB/s640/Sem%2BT%25C3%25ADtulo-1.jpg" width="640" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />Não é sobre ter todas as pessoas do mundo pra si.</span></span></i><br /><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">É sobre saber que em algum lugar alguém zela por ti.</span></span></i><br /><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">É sobre desde cedo aprender a reconhecer a sua voz.</span></span></i><br /><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">É sobre o amor infinito que sempre existiu entre nós.</span></span></i></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">É saber que você está comigo, nos momentos que eu mais preciso pra me acompanhar.</span></span></i><br /><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Então fazer valer a pena, cada verso daquele poema sobre o que é amar. </span></span></i><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />Não é sobre chegar no topo do mundo e saber que venceu.</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">É ver que você me ajudou a trilhar cada caminho meu.</span></span></i><br /><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">É sobre ter abrigo e fazer morada no seu coração.</span></span></i><br /><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">E se eu precisar você sempre irá estender sua mão.</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />A gente já passou por tudo, qual seria a graça da vida sem você aqui? </span></span></i><br /><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Pra ser o meu porto seguro, o presente que a vida me deu logo que eu nasci. </span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />Não é sobre tudo que o seu dinheiro é capaz de comprar.</span></span></i><br /><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">E sim sobre cada momento que juntos podemos passar.</span></span></i><br /><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Contigo aprendi que o mais importante é ser do que ter.</span></span></i><br /><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">E pelo que eu me tornei só tenho a te agradecer.</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />Você me segurou no colo, sorriu e entendeu realmente o que era amar.</span></span></i><br /><br /><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">E eu desde o primeiro dia, tão pequeno, já soube que em ti podia confiar.</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />Laiá, laiá, laiá, laiá, laiá...</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />E eu desde o primeiro dia, tão pequeno, já soube que em ti podia confiar.</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Z8l1N7FgEnM" width="640"></iframe></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"> <img border="0" height="31" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hWu47GJZozk/VXmo6_SnZ2I/AAAAAAAAFpI/Dutj5-4WaL4/s320/cooltext121390565015116.png" style="font-family: times, "times new roman", serif; font-size: x-small;" width="240" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-56761346425232973092017-05-04T00:21:00.000-03:002017-05-04T00:21:22.714-03:00Met Gala nesse Ball 2017<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Na história da moda mundial cabe tanto o ready-to-wear quanto as ousadas e loucas criações de estilistas, que mais parecem que concebem suas peças com intuito de rir pelas nossas costas, já que é fato os fashionistas e "entendedores de moda" considerarem como revolucionário aquilo que não conseguem lá compreender muito bem.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Eu, na minha opinião franca e sincera, acho que moda tem que me ser agradável aos olhos e cago montes para grande parte da tal moda considerada conceitual, não babando em nada quando vejo modelos desfilando na passarela roupas dignas da dupla de palhaços <b>Patati Patatá</b>. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">E, por isso mesmo, consegui compreender muito bem quem compareceu ao Baile de Gala do Met desse ano, realizado nessa última segunda-feira, 01 de maio, mas preferiu se abster de homenagear a estilista <b>Rei Kawakubo</b> e suas loucas e inusáveis criações para a sua label japonesa<b> Commes des Garçons</b></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a 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href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oaifABl6AVk/WQlnqgloszI/AAAAAAABmyo/oKW2EjB0-owLYs_Uw2OP0plDExd9BqEzwCLcB/s1600/fbbec851a92fa2d2aba95f1d2704c1b4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oaifABl6AVk/WQlnqgloszI/AAAAAAABmyo/oKW2EjB0-owLYs_Uw2OP0plDExd9BqEzwCLcB/s1600/fbbec851a92fa2d2aba95f1d2704c1b4.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O9gWSoTazV4/WQlnp9jx90I/AAAAAAABmyg/KrHDnfSg7bstRBda0VQBYam0VeAIwTG1ACLcB/s1600/Rei-Kawakubo-Comme-des-Gar%25C3%25A7ons-VIVISXN-MEDIA-Gender-Neutral-Fashion-and-Freaky-Art-Clothing.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O9gWSoTazV4/WQlnp9jx90I/AAAAAAABmyg/KrHDnfSg7bstRBda0VQBYam0VeAIwTG1ACLcB/s1600/Rei-Kawakubo-Comme-des-Gar%25C3%25A7ons-VIVISXN-MEDIA-Gender-Neutral-Fashion-and-Freaky-Art-Clothing.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Porque sim! Prefiro ser considerado cafonérrimo com minhas roupinhas compradas na <b>Renner</b> do que enfiar meu corpitcho roliço numa dessas criações acima!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Apesar que dou total apoio para a ideia de que moda está aí para contestar os padrões. Só não me peça para usar... </span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6bIk__-lHH4/WQleHdqyrLI/AAAAAAABms0/racMNw8XOB0Ma_bjaIsiMtFQgPIBWdgSQCLcB/s1600/Adriana%2BLima.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6bIk__-lHH4/WQleHdqyrLI/AAAAAAABms0/racMNw8XOB0Ma_bjaIsiMtFQgPIBWdgSQCLcB/s1600/Adriana%2BLima.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Apesar de tudo que falei, não achei bem tendência a Adri se jogar de maiô. Tá passando da hora de largar essa vibe angel, né?</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P6m76hFNXus/WQleJM_UGQI/AAAAAAABms8/c4sk1NSj4a8u2tR74o7PrHzNUKNlZKSnQCLcB/s1600/Alexa%2BChung.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P6m76hFNXus/WQleJM_UGQI/AAAAAAABms8/c4sk1NSj4a8u2tR74o7PrHzNUKNlZKSnQCLcB/s1600/Alexa%2BChung.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">O vestido da Chonga é lindinho, mas cadê glamour no resto? Cabelo cagado, nada de joias, sono...</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ilwZ8bB76lI/WQleJPltXeI/AAAAAAABms4/uZdIYGgG41M42nrYqryWBvjraRekLCV9gCLcB/s1600/Amy%2BFine%2BCollins.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ilwZ8bB76lI/WQleJPltXeI/AAAAAAABms4/uZdIYGgG41M42nrYqryWBvjraRekLCV9gCLcB/s1600/Amy%2BFine%2BCollins.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A amiga até que ficou digna ao homenagear esse clássico masculino / feminino da Commes de Garçons. Mas confesso que fiquei sem entender porque ela também resolveu prestar tributo ao Spock de Jornadas das Estrelas...</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-K0kPBeilYVY/WQleJ9uneQI/AAAAAAABmtA/l4PcO0Kc_X4QkWItdyRIC07e1he4zbFtgCLcB/s1600/Amy%2BSchumer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-K0kPBeilYVY/WQleJ9uneQI/AAAAAAABmtA/l4PcO0Kc_X4QkWItdyRIC07e1he4zbFtgCLcB/s1600/Amy%2BSchumer.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Quando chove em Pernambuco, a prefeitura disponibiliza lonas para as barreiras iguais a essa, tirando as "frôzinhas".</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Bmv_gcU0EDU/WQleKkw0TtI/AAAAAAABmtE/zpkdHe6eK6c7CEBAEmDHMaFhzIrLBPQlQCLcB/s1600/Anna%2BWintour.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Bmv_gcU0EDU/WQleKkw0TtI/AAAAAAABmtE/zpkdHe6eK6c7CEBAEmDHMaFhzIrLBPQlQCLcB/s1600/Anna%2BWintour.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A gente olha para essa The Monia e se pergunta como uma pessoa tão mal ajambrada na vestimenta consegue ser uma das pessoas mais influentes no mundo da moda, né verdade? Tudo feio! Principalmente ela...</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jlC6AuPzDyo/WQleLGOnQsI/AAAAAAABmtI/H1annWBfefwz4tbQrthNounL2WNhF9UsACLcB/s1600/Ashley%2BGraham.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jlC6AuPzDyo/WQleLGOnQsI/AAAAAAABmtI/H1annWBfefwz4tbQrthNounL2WNhF9UsACLcB/s1600/Ashley%2BGraham.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Não entendi as flores de papel crepom brotando no look da mona! Alguém para me explicar?</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FYgkqWiRw6w/WQleLh3FSEI/AAAAAAABmtM/U6-ZGbRnV-YK94PStttCbl0CN0LBaySMwCLcB/s1600/Behati%2BPrinsloo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FYgkqWiRw6w/WQleLh3FSEI/AAAAAAABmtM/U6-ZGbRnV-YK94PStttCbl0CN0LBaySMwCLcB/s1600/Behati%2BPrinsloo.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A esposa de <b>Adam Levine</b> optou por aparecer linda, básica e sexy. Ela tá errada? Eu não acho!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2lb0ft8xssc/WQleMYtX2aI/AAAAAAABmtQ/dSa22AQ54YM0jiLqkM5q0xhZhUxAfNdCgCLcB/s1600/Bella%2BHadid.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2lb0ft8xssc/WQleMYtX2aI/AAAAAAABmtQ/dSa22AQ54YM0jiLqkM5q0xhZhUxAfNdCgCLcB/s1600/Bella%2BHadid.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Essa guenza tava vestida para aula de jazz?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/--RrDyZjLMsk/WQleNPTrT5I/AAAAAAABmtU/pmSEk7I4xsMQBVHaC69fLcIBnBXPc-cfgCLcB/s1600/Blake%2BLively.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/--RrDyZjLMsk/WQleNPTrT5I/AAAAAAABmtU/pmSEk7I4xsMQBVHaC69fLcIBnBXPc-cfgCLcB/s1600/Blake%2BLively.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Culpem Serena Van Der Woodsen pela extinção da ararinha-azul!</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q-XtL1m_yLc/WQleNxKc3aI/AAAAAAABmtY/qEGHi75j3S8OZb3Tz9s7xeJiuWSR8DE1ACLcB/s1600/Brie%2BLarson.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q-XtL1m_yLc/WQleNxKc3aI/AAAAAAABmtY/qEGHi75j3S8OZb3Tz9s7xeJiuWSR8DE1ACLcB/s1600/Brie%2BLarson.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Tá bom! Eu concordo que qualquer look conceitual bizarro da estilista homenageada seria melhor do que usar essa decoração natalina!</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zla7IoZBgFQ/WQleOcVa-KI/AAAAAAABmtc/69ng-bBLbf49j40L3gXZuTG9wOj-KHofgCLcB/s1600/Candice%2BSwanepoel.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zla7IoZBgFQ/WQleOcVa-KI/AAAAAAABmtc/69ng-bBLbf49j40L3gXZuTG9wOj-KHofgCLcB/s1600/Candice%2BSwanepoel.jpg" /></a></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Inveja dessa lindeza toda da <b>Candice</b>! Eu amei que ela fez algo meio <b>Bardot</b>.</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sK6NrN46jSc/WQlePiA0JCI/AAAAAAABmtk/WRW2EmcWCWUvmwKyxJahpvEB_bY6_4w1gCLcB/s1600/Cara%2BDelevingne.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sK6NrN46jSc/WQlePiA0JCI/AAAAAAABmtk/WRW2EmcWCWUvmwKyxJahpvEB_bY6_4w1gCLcB/s1600/Cara%2BDelevingne.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Yeah! Esse retrô futurista da Chata Delevingne foi um dos meus prediletos da noite! Achei que ela fez o requisito de tombar sem precisar de caricaturices</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rAXwE0-383c/WQleO0JGSvI/AAAAAAABmtg/OgNvy6VJLW46A6sS4R0_ar1u34QPWZcZwCLcB/s1600/Celine%2BDion.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rAXwE0-383c/WQleO0JGSvI/AAAAAAABmtg/OgNvy6VJLW46A6sS4R0_ar1u34QPWZcZwCLcB/s1600/Celine%2BDion.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;">Essa tá atrasada para o baile de 2013, que teve temática punk</span></span></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bjBKJ_RNk6I/WQlfwoEzWHI/AAAAAAABmyM/NzsPmzAt4bs1WSswQXICUDWQEo6fdEUYwCLcB/s1600/Chrissy%2BTeigen.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bjBKJ_RNk6I/WQlfwoEzWHI/AAAAAAABmyM/NzsPmzAt4bs1WSswQXICUDWQEo6fdEUYwCLcB/s1600/Chrissy%2BTeigen.jpg" /></a> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Parecendo uma galinha depenada...</span></span><br /><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MBsInXiskk0/WQleQXAUgeI/AAAAAAABmto/3RPaMKhjEdw0SljB45tzXgGIzGsEvlSrgCLcB/s1600/Claire%2BDanes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MBsInXiskk0/WQleQXAUgeI/AAAAAAABmto/3RPaMKhjEdw0SljB45tzXgGIzGsEvlSrgCLcB/s1600/Claire%2BDanes.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Posso ser a nova Madalena apedrejada, mas né que eu curti esse despacho?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aBV7SKKZUCQ/WQleRA-QekI/AAAAAAABmts/0oEZ-7wgDiANReFEy-yj3lp5zltzh_idQCLcB/s1600/Dakota%2BJohnson.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aBV7SKKZUCQ/WQleRA-QekI/AAAAAAABmts/0oEZ-7wgDiANReFEy-yj3lp5zltzh_idQCLcB/s1600/Dakota%2BJohnson.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Jardim fúnebre</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M54hWPPeSxc/WQleRkQ2yOI/AAAAAAABmtw/zlupFqUdaZgqspteGy41UOxlwptQ33zMgCLcB/s1600/Diane%2BKruger.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M54hWPPeSxc/WQleRkQ2yOI/AAAAAAABmtw/zlupFqUdaZgqspteGy41UOxlwptQ33zMgCLcB/s1600/Diane%2BKruger.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Linda, sofisticada, diva. Fora do contexto do baile sim! Mas who cares?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-56M_LZ3ncpw/WQleSdSk20I/AAAAAAABmt0/2UoofISAnzs0SJ33PNb4AaxWJ8kAi-7JwCLcB/s1600/Donatella%2BVersace.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-56M_LZ3ncpw/WQleSdSk20I/AAAAAAABmt0/2UoofISAnzs0SJ33PNb4AaxWJ8kAi-7JwCLcB/s1600/Donatella%2BVersace.jpeg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">O sabugo do milho</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3lqiGrYmfvI/WQleTAskkJI/AAAAAAABmt4/4Ehkx9IfiM0X59u57DKG-ZN07VzVamvVACLcB/s1600/Doutzen%2BKroes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3lqiGrYmfvI/WQleTAskkJI/AAAAAAABmt4/4Ehkx9IfiM0X59u57DKG-ZN07VzVamvVACLcB/s1600/Doutzen%2BKroes.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Tá certo que a pessoa não tava lá muito afim de se produzir de forma estranha para o tal baile. Mas engana-se que apostar no básico não se resulta em bizarrice, pois sim? <b>Doutzen</b> e seu desleixo, é prova cabal disso. A mulher só se levantou da cama e se enrolou nesse trapo!</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sItSrVupoOA/WQleUrsX9yI/AAAAAAABmt8/52kzwnvdWA8A_2xrX4RjiYgnP5J3-SNQwCLcB/s1600/Elizabeth%2BBanks.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sItSrVupoOA/WQleUrsX9yI/AAAAAAABmt8/52kzwnvdWA8A_2xrX4RjiYgnP5J3-SNQwCLcB/s1600/Elizabeth%2BBanks.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Fórmula Um realness</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rK_6S7o9M88/WQleVcmL0oI/AAAAAAABmuA/QQWOk-6GA9YmzP8X7wYK7qpvIMwIroKcwCLcB/s1600/Elle%2BFanning.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rK_6S7o9M88/WQleVcmL0oI/AAAAAAABmuA/QQWOk-6GA9YmzP8X7wYK7qpvIMwIroKcwCLcB/s1600/Elle%2BFanning.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;">Princesinha etérea</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4LaaVIkKRfs/WQleWwZ4jYI/AAAAAAABmuI/3vhv8coxlaQR-iUT0mfL0ck1qLi_HOLMACLcB/s1600/Emma%2BRoberts.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4LaaVIkKRfs/WQleWwZ4jYI/AAAAAAABmuI/3vhv8coxlaQR-iUT0mfL0ck1qLi_HOLMACLcB/s1600/Emma%2BRoberts.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Chanel Oberlin muito bonequinha de luxo. Fiquei in love!!!!</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cXvWjScZAcs/WQleXtK97RI/AAAAAAABmuM/Mah8xMu3xXsXAtdhTJZETjtnnUK08xJ6QCLcB/s1600/Emmy%2BRossum.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cXvWjScZAcs/WQleXtK97RI/AAAAAAABmuM/Mah8xMu3xXsXAtdhTJZETjtnnUK08xJ6QCLcB/s1600/Emmy%2BRossum.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Lençol na cintura é uma tendência a ser ignorada</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-o3FW47CAbx8/WQleYRVGdRI/AAAAAAABmuQ/GjkAXQA0YtAey82zdCxI3zGMNPCqZ-H2wCLcB/s1600/Evan%2BRachel%2BWood.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-o3FW47CAbx8/WQleYRVGdRI/AAAAAAABmuQ/GjkAXQA0YtAey82zdCxI3zGMNPCqZ-H2wCLcB/s1600/Evan%2BRachel%2BWood.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Não entendi e não gostei</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k12PwtcmFWg/WQleaDpVf4I/AAAAAAABmuU/29mBXPHRb00ZQneFPqAbh56iXxXxf05IACLcB/s1600/Felicity%2BJones.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k12PwtcmFWg/WQleaDpVf4I/AAAAAAABmuU/29mBXPHRb00ZQneFPqAbh56iXxXxf05IACLcB/s1600/Felicity%2BJones.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A ungida </span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-za35gLkBH_A/WQlebpA0gGI/AAAAAAABmuc/hZYoCeYiN8c4c0kfLTuLyRqyNv1Rxob3gCLcB/s1600/Gigi%2BHadid.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-za35gLkBH_A/WQlebpA0gGI/AAAAAAABmuc/hZYoCeYiN8c4c0kfLTuLyRqyNv1Rxob3gCLcB/s1600/Gigi%2BHadid.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Não entendi, mas gostei. Aliás, Gigi ficou maravilhosa com esse tom de cabelo</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cYv-qW2VC-Y/WQlecfRTm5I/AAAAAAABmug/a3yl5CwFF_4c6ZCvFFu_nUOqmzwS2qc_ACLcB/s1600/Gisele%2BBundchen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cYv-qW2VC-Y/WQlecfRTm5I/AAAAAAABmug/a3yl5CwFF_4c6ZCvFFu_nUOqmzwS2qc_ACLcB/s1600/Gisele%2BBundchen.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Olha que coisa mais linda, mais cheia de graça. DEOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-antyh7QSm0g/WQledbOmW6I/AAAAAAABmuk/s8SDWSznbXctALdSZ7iMyU-bkjWQU1eDQCLcB/s1600/Gwyneth%2BPaltrow.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-antyh7QSm0g/WQledbOmW6I/AAAAAAABmuk/s8SDWSznbXctALdSZ7iMyU-bkjWQU1eDQCLcB/s1600/Gwyneth%2BPaltrow.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Comida de hospital deve ter mais "tômpero" do que isso...</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TK6N7eis7_8/WQled5JIWgI/AAAAAAABmuo/vVIt2tybqfQBC1yMmPsCo1npnd8mNNu4wCLcB/s1600/Hailee%2BSteinfeld.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TK6N7eis7_8/WQled5JIWgI/AAAAAAABmuo/vVIt2tybqfQBC1yMmPsCo1npnd8mNNu4wCLcB/s1600/Hailee%2BSteinfeld.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Jovem pode tudo, não é? Não...</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vKKQ1-TTd4o/WQleeoUM8qI/AAAAAAABmus/QmdwXdEqigkda-bw58ery_akJwRz0KKIQCLcB/s1600/Hailey%2BBaldwin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vKKQ1-TTd4o/WQleeoUM8qI/AAAAAAABmus/QmdwXdEqigkda-bw58ery_akJwRz0KKIQCLcB/s1600/Hailey%2BBaldwin.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Uma baiana bailarina?</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sJp_XM-Nntc/WQlegHkqQ_I/AAAAAAABmu0/vHfa1RP32W8EEzS6VNG_4yT621_loorMwCLcB/s1600/Halle%2BBerry.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sJp_XM-Nntc/WQlegHkqQ_I/AAAAAAABmu0/vHfa1RP32W8EEzS6VNG_4yT621_loorMwCLcB/s1600/Halle%2BBerry.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">50 anos e com esse corpinho? Tem nada a criticar! Tem mais é que mostrar que é gostosa, kiridãnnnnnnnnnnnnnn</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_HKcVUx6ZkE/WQleg6WFQ3I/AAAAAAABmu4/O5PNZwIhV-orrVs5VlQ1x34kxhkeBIdDwCLcB/s1600/Helen%2BLasichanh.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_HKcVUx6ZkE/WQleg6WFQ3I/AAAAAAABmu4/O5PNZwIhV-orrVs5VlQ1x34kxhkeBIdDwCLcB/s1600/Helen%2BLasichanh.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Modelito perfeito para quem tá de dieta e precisa ir numa festa, já que com os braços imobilizados a mona não tem como pegar os quitutes servidos</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Py-I90uW46Y/WQlehnDdhoI/AAAAAAABmu8/-8BSAdAmFnsK5TeLSN74MqEipl8MiVkPACLcB/s1600/Janelle%2BMonae.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Py-I90uW46Y/WQlehnDdhoI/AAAAAAABmu8/-8BSAdAmFnsK5TeLSN74MqEipl8MiVkPACLcB/s1600/Janelle%2BMonae.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">O lago dos cisnes</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7Vurwxm4irQ/WQleidE6PZI/AAAAAAABmvA/huRZ9Qo8VEoJ1DkenJTipgJnkahvQZb0wCLcB/s1600/Jennifer%2BConnelly.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7Vurwxm4irQ/WQleidE6PZI/AAAAAAABmvA/huRZ9Qo8VEoJ1DkenJTipgJnkahvQZb0wCLcB/s1600/Jennifer%2BConnelly.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Esse forro de sofá não me agradou não!</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kXPN_Umimms/WQlejK8J4uI/AAAAAAABmvE/QOO9Sfz96wwDufNABFVpzqLNO4zzrJ33QCLcB/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kXPN_Umimms/WQlejK8J4uI/AAAAAAABmvE/QOO9Sfz96wwDufNABFVpzqLNO4zzrJ33QCLcB/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Rica, linda, maravilhosa, glamourosa. Tudo isso e um pouco mais define essa mulher.</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BDPx1vG0hW0/WQlejkruBII/AAAAAAABmvI/TZHB41rtVg8fJWJqmpdkHZhMmcdoSRr3QCLcB/s1600/Jessica%2BChastain.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BDPx1vG0hW0/WQlejkruBII/AAAAAAABmvI/TZHB41rtVg8fJWJqmpdkHZhMmcdoSRr3QCLcB/s1600/Jessica%2BChastain.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Não que a Jessie esteja feia. Mas porque tão sem sal, fia? Tá se metendo com a <b>Gwyneth</b>?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yrCIByQ6QjM/WQlekCl_i7I/AAAAAAABmvM/nMG2Ihn5F1k6Vjja1dN89Gs9xqE6NgSaACLcB/s1600/Joan%2BSmalls.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yrCIByQ6QjM/WQlekCl_i7I/AAAAAAABmvM/nMG2Ihn5F1k6Vjja1dN89Gs9xqE6NgSaACLcB/s1600/Joan%2BSmalls.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Joan achou que o tema era "saí do motel"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GAnSwBXY7yU/WQlelBb33_I/AAAAAAABmvQ/w0I1LWBPtrgVavtAmxX89sjVRsqoUkK3QCLcB/s1600/Julianne%2BMoore.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GAnSwBXY7yU/WQlelBb33_I/AAAAAAABmvQ/w0I1LWBPtrgVavtAmxX89sjVRsqoUkK3QCLcB/s1600/Julianne%2BMoore.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Realmente é uma pena. Muita pena...</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mzNYDfTNckU/WQlel_EMPzI/AAAAAAABmvU/Dbr1_Us5KhkrqBbJFixmFShQlLCiDuavgCLcB/s1600/Karlie%2BKloss.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mzNYDfTNckU/WQlel_EMPzI/AAAAAAABmvU/Dbr1_Us5KhkrqBbJFixmFShQlLCiDuavgCLcB/s1600/Karlie%2BKloss.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">ExeCUtiva</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lYZRxfikSX8/WQlemlOzJhI/AAAAAAABmvY/tmWe3lhepck6RmQ1fSZjs1hqAObJijGnACLcB/s1600/Kate%2BBosworth.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lYZRxfikSX8/WQlemlOzJhI/AAAAAAABmvY/tmWe3lhepck6RmQ1fSZjs1hqAObJijGnACLcB/s1600/Kate%2BBosworth.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Tingiu o vestido de debutante</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7RkbAp2bqDw/WQlenNKtWKI/AAAAAAABmvc/Yj6-gApNhjkj7M19mDjRKqk6wccEmqb2QCLcB/s1600/Kate%2BHudson.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7RkbAp2bqDw/WQlenNKtWKI/AAAAAAABmvc/Yj6-gApNhjkj7M19mDjRKqk6wccEmqb2QCLcB/s1600/Kate%2BHudson.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Só Omo dá o branco total</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BNgeMsdIUZs/WQlenwfPBpI/AAAAAAABmvg/FYRoHlcT9tIed9bNMpxZVkZRoyWliaeMQCLcB/s1600/Katie%2BHolmes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BNgeMsdIUZs/WQlenwfPBpI/AAAAAAABmvg/FYRoHlcT9tIed9bNMpxZVkZRoyWliaeMQCLcB/s1600/Katie%2BHolmes.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Achei bom estrela hollywoodiana. Algo que ela ainda não conseguiu ser...</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ROa42ZBkLdA/WQleo3xSP_I/AAAAAAABmvk/YRFtpaXYki0UDkadZILRoKts1fd61EGeQCLcB/s1600/Katy%2BPerry.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ROa42ZBkLdA/WQleo3xSP_I/AAAAAAABmvk/YRFtpaXYki0UDkadZILRoKts1fd61EGeQCLcB/s1600/Katy%2BPerry.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">O casamento de pombogira</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oKQNM38LOqM/WQlepj2f6nI/AAAAAAABmvo/hIw7N1NLYlM_qBY_5S96BW2a7-4x8lgqwCLcB/s1600/Kendall%2BJenner.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oKQNM38LOqM/WQlepj2f6nI/AAAAAAABmvo/hIw7N1NLYlM_qBY_5S96BW2a7-4x8lgqwCLcB/s1600/Kendall%2BJenner.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Kendall Marquezine Jenner Kardashian com saída de praia</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MPV8FeUgk2w/WQlerHNs4GI/AAAAAAABmvw/uQk3x2gMsBQJcFcbHqudqMBmpoHUy7BUwCLcB/s1600/Kerry%2BWashington.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MPV8FeUgk2w/WQlerHNs4GI/AAAAAAABmvw/uQk3x2gMsBQJcFcbHqudqMBmpoHUy7BUwCLcB/s1600/Kerry%2BWashington.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Scandal de feia essa colcha de retalhos... E o que é esse kanekalon de Cleópatra? </span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_GuIxjmetbU/WQlerumGcqI/AAAAAAABmv0/6UQJY2jKiYYDhk6Uk0VvNypszTy0RaQFACLcB/s1600/Kim%2BKardashian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_GuIxjmetbU/WQlerumGcqI/AAAAAAABmv0/6UQJY2jKiYYDhk6Uk0VvNypszTy0RaQFACLcB/s1600/Kim%2BKardashian.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Maga Patalógica investiu no total white</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JwwfPfQUJ7w/WQlesYho7cI/AAAAAAABmv4/6B0ZQVonuFUyPQRrbGTttL0ZC5LmNKj1gCLcB/s1600/Kylie%2BJenner.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JwwfPfQUJ7w/WQlesYho7cI/AAAAAAABmv4/6B0ZQVonuFUyPQRrbGTttL0ZC5LmNKj1gCLcB/s1600/Kylie%2BJenner.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Já Madame Min preferiu transparência, bordados, pedrarias, ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZ</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Yaey-uJDWc/WQletng_xFI/AAAAAAABmwA/nI2Fy_MqlY4Hc4syhTyEw4MulV9cRu_UgCLcB/s1600/Laura%2BOsnes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Yaey-uJDWc/WQletng_xFI/AAAAAAABmwA/nI2Fy_MqlY4Hc4syhTyEw4MulV9cRu_UgCLcB/s1600/Laura%2BOsnes.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A mona sentou num bolo de 15 ânus?</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-J-Jf4hZ5A5I/WQleuhqLmAI/AAAAAAABmwE/2bOTI1yIY884gGT5TbsBX-ejTK-13DPywCLcB/s1600/Lena%2BDunham.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-J-Jf4hZ5A5I/WQleuhqLmAI/AAAAAAABmwE/2bOTI1yIY884gGT5TbsBX-ejTK-13DPywCLcB/s1600/Lena%2BDunham.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Ah Leninha...</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rJEsiGPDMNw/WQqJNlatZ_I/AAAAAAABmzE/ehjNpaiW26w6ZfH9cvm0DK2hEinfAxCcQCLcB/s1600/tumblr_mnk323MxwT1stnca2o1_500.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rJEsiGPDMNw/WQqJNlatZ_I/AAAAAAABmzE/ehjNpaiW26w6ZfH9cvm0DK2hEinfAxCcQCLcB/s1600/tumblr_mnk323MxwT1stnca2o1_500.gif" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VCxzF2y6r9c/WQlevCfyWZI/AAAAAAABmwI/b_TAyAOLLM4cjLCLczyd-r2882lunQ2NACLcB/s1600/Lily%2BAldridge.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VCxzF2y6r9c/WQlevCfyWZI/AAAAAAABmwI/b_TAyAOLLM4cjLCLczyd-r2882lunQ2NACLcB/s1600/Lily%2BAldridge.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Então tá</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vcIRePukxUo/WQqLVVGoZ4I/AAAAAAABmzQ/pOg4v_RSYl0a56DM4wglwEwSd6xxAm1FQCLcB/s1600/jdjyx.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vcIRePukxUo/WQqLVVGoZ4I/AAAAAAABmzQ/pOg4v_RSYl0a56DM4wglwEwSd6xxAm1FQCLcB/s1600/jdjyx.gif" /></a></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ep0B4_1xneE/WQlev8OcLTI/AAAAAAABmwM/VR3Yn3bltEYVJ4lFIVnFpAMU81NA6t9xwCLcB/s1600/Lily%2BCollins.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ep0B4_1xneE/WQlev8OcLTI/AAAAAAABmwM/VR3Yn3bltEYVJ4lFIVnFpAMU81NA6t9xwCLcB/s1600/Lily%2BCollins.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">WTF?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6HlNKGCUUvU/WQqOrAAH2NI/AAAAAAABmzc/gjVeicfalT8QwVPHjk467l--6QvIIKK6ACLcB/s1600/cher-rolleyes.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6HlNKGCUUvU/WQqOrAAH2NI/AAAAAAABmzc/gjVeicfalT8QwVPHjk467l--6QvIIKK6ACLcB/s1600/cher-rolleyes.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NrbqLWyUdQU/WQlexZonmYI/AAAAAAABmwU/nJlJhLuRRacxNziX0lST8UBI46x9VeVSwCLcB/s1600/Liu%2BWen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NrbqLWyUdQU/WQlexZonmYI/AAAAAAABmwU/nJlJhLuRRacxNziX0lST8UBI46x9VeVSwCLcB/s1600/Liu%2BWen.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Asiáticas sempre dando um banho de elegância mesmo usando uns trapos de jeans, né? Amei!!!!</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TNOxB0t_ZY8/WQlexxbeitI/AAAAAAABmwY/45CoOeGEO6UQ-X6DFhWbdKyUTQOg_3olgCLcB/s1600/Lupita%2BNyong%2527o.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TNOxB0t_ZY8/WQlexxbeitI/AAAAAAABmwY/45CoOeGEO6UQ-X6DFhWbdKyUTQOg_3olgCLcB/s1600/Lupita%2BNyong%2527o.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Lupita já foi melhor</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dQmYkxZ4uwk/WQleyuOmoWI/AAAAAAABmwc/rArXumgtvGQ0V5pCtIFUJXHPGEvrQngwgCLcB/s1600/Madonna.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dQmYkxZ4uwk/WQleyuOmoWI/AAAAAAABmwc/rArXumgtvGQ0V5pCtIFUJXHPGEvrQngwgCLcB/s1600/Madonna.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Mas será que nunca mais terei o prazer de ver titia com um look babadeiro em um evento badalado? Só escolhas bizarras há tempos.</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YpFQJiIOqfk/WQlezj4t7WI/AAAAAAABmwg/1Hh_c58Op6shXOCJLCnPyeSB0j8ZzaHvQCLcB/s1600/Maggie%2BGyllenhaal.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YpFQJiIOqfk/WQlezj4t7WI/AAAAAAABmwg/1Hh_c58Op6shXOCJLCnPyeSB0j8ZzaHvQCLcB/s1600/Maggie%2BGyllenhaal.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">As frôzinhas laminadas</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yU3fBVjwYGA/WQle0RwnrQI/AAAAAAABmwk/d-nmfKPWC8IjVAhCPy1qEFPWIX7UawH9ACLcB/s1600/Mandy%2BMoore.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yU3fBVjwYGA/WQle0RwnrQI/AAAAAAABmwk/d-nmfKPWC8IjVAhCPy1qEFPWIX7UawH9ACLcB/s1600/Mandy%2BMoore.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Eu gostei, mas...</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-E1TLkckxLx4/WQqQ6BTF6nI/AAAAAAABmzs/VmrssHkpPIUAt_D89J9k_zFQFeE1j6ROQCLcB/s1600/Mandy%2BMoore.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-E1TLkckxLx4/WQqQ6BTF6nI/AAAAAAABmzs/VmrssHkpPIUAt_D89J9k_zFQFeE1j6ROQCLcB/s1600/Mandy%2BMoore.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-s3GM33L9TYw/WQle1h66I_I/AAAAAAABmwo/367RaPeJUHAUNl842cKgQkToFlWZ4Y3YwCLcB/s1600/Mary%2BJ.%2BBlige.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-s3GM33L9TYw/WQle1h66I_I/AAAAAAABmwo/367RaPeJUHAUNl842cKgQkToFlWZ4Y3YwCLcB/s1600/Mary%2BJ.%2BBlige.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Camisola</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2f5VrgFrGHw/WQle2jKBklI/AAAAAAABmws/2C3u1Jb4mSsv8nkUuO3GAygcCywXBgrXQCLcB/s1600/Mary-Kate%2Be%2BAshley%2BOlsen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2f5VrgFrGHw/WQle2jKBklI/AAAAAAABmws/2C3u1Jb4mSsv8nkUuO3GAygcCywXBgrXQCLcB/s1600/Mary-Kate%2Be%2BAshley%2BOlsen.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Juro que eu dava um pão com ovo se encontrasse essas duas na rua</span></span></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FnBylTJF_RY/WQle4Usu4EI/AAAAAAABmw0/JYn78riXaocYmJQrq4pAwXlyYMJJA9jjACLcB/s1600/Miranda%2BKerr.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FnBylTJF_RY/WQle4Usu4EI/AAAAAAABmw0/JYn78riXaocYmJQrq4pAwXlyYMJJA9jjACLcB/s1600/Miranda%2BKerr.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Ai que lindinha toda embalada em embalagem de docinho de festa!</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DpIvej3UA5g/WQle41nCggI/AAAAAAABmw4/6fYcDOfLRk0suWeFAr3mIT3LwYKsm-DDACLcB/s1600/Naomi%2BWatts.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DpIvej3UA5g/WQle41nCggI/AAAAAAABmw4/6fYcDOfLRk0suWeFAr3mIT3LwYKsm-DDACLcB/s1600/Naomi%2BWatts.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Call me macérrima</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-di2nMBoVH1U/WQle5ugyDxI/AAAAAAABmw8/matmkBXh5kEpsx_ONsVZmJlyZWAO4CwPQCLcB/s1600/Nicki%2BMinaj.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-di2nMBoVH1U/WQle5ugyDxI/AAAAAAABmw8/matmkBXh5kEpsx_ONsVZmJlyZWAO4CwPQCLcB/s1600/Nicki%2BMinaj.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Nicki Mijada de Darth Vader PiriGretchen</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pq3zc3B2JKk/WQle6MVu3xI/AAAAAAABmxA/oaL3AnMZsncr1qIimelsacA2d_VY_vjAQCLcB/s1600/Paris%2BJackson.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pq3zc3B2JKk/WQle6MVu3xI/AAAAAAABmxA/oaL3AnMZsncr1qIimelsacA2d_VY_vjAQCLcB/s1600/Paris%2BJackson.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Recepcionista de evento</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o2joNzBV330/WQle6uc13xI/AAAAAAABmxE/sRxiW69HREwcrHPoHuJCwKMD0JxIm4JtQCLcB/s1600/Priyanka%2BChopra.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o2joNzBV330/WQle6uc13xI/AAAAAAABmxE/sRxiW69HREwcrHPoHuJCwKMD0JxIm4JtQCLcB/s1600/Priyanka%2BChopra.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Que bosta é essa?</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VUI6whtZ-tc/WQqUVxMce3I/AAAAAAABmz4/Gk7EzvRb7PIL0_1a3TSAUv3qkQ2Sre6OACLcB/s1600/drag-race-07-nina-flowers-locaaa.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VUI6whtZ-tc/WQqUVxMce3I/AAAAAAABmz4/Gk7EzvRb7PIL0_1a3TSAUv3qkQ2Sre6OACLcB/s400/drag-race-07-nina-flowers-locaaa.gif" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--jcRQY7WMLY/WQle75ImXXI/AAAAAAABmxI/XIJq8temQlYc-ZGW14t3HX3CA5W7wACXgCLcB/s1600/Reese%2BWitherspoon.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--jcRQY7WMLY/WQle75ImXXI/AAAAAAABmxI/XIJq8temQlYc-ZGW14t3HX3CA5W7wACXgCLcB/s1600/Reese%2BWitherspoon.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Reese</b> ensinando que basta uns metros de gorgurão para incrementar aquele pretinho básico</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bx40isNKUXM/WQle80vTBQI/AAAAAAABmxM/CZJalyXDUdsUpeMm8VXycKVvjM0CBfAUgCLcB/s1600/Rihanna.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bx40isNKUXM/WQle80vTBQI/AAAAAAABmxM/CZJalyXDUdsUpeMm8VXycKVvjM0CBfAUgCLcB/s1600/Rihanna.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Aqui em Recife teria gente gritando: "Pega a doida!"</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KSue70sYK70/WQle9gwhyqI/AAAAAAABmxQ/4prFXhL-AUQBN8b9sTispYggxyNlBCKXwCLcB/s1600/Rita%2BOra.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KSue70sYK70/WQle9gwhyqI/AAAAAAABmxQ/4prFXhL-AUQBN8b9sTispYggxyNlBCKXwCLcB/s1600/Rita%2BOra.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Embalada para presente</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9C8NubXQFNw/WQle-oXicZI/AAAAAAABmxU/w0Os4EdEUE4W5Q-DEH-r1H0KejDQh4-6QCLcB/s1600/Rose%2BByrne.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9C8NubXQFNw/WQle-oXicZI/AAAAAAABmxU/w0Os4EdEUE4W5Q-DEH-r1H0KejDQh4-6QCLcB/s1600/Rose%2BByrne.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Além de ter achado a parte de cima meio desajustada, ficou parecendo que a mana tem o bucho quebrado</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QVOMF7Oirs4/WQlfAGvhBNI/AAAAAAABmxc/AjROiHFBH_MmCfBKa-JWtmXwD86Nz_D9ACLcB/s1600/Ruth%2BNegga.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QVOMF7Oirs4/WQlfAGvhBNI/AAAAAAABmxc/AjROiHFBH_MmCfBKa-JWtmXwD86Nz_D9ACLcB/s1600/Ruth%2BNegga.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Papel de carta</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9x9ovOnbPS0/WQlfAy0F8II/AAAAAAABmxg/H1aJWj5mbE48_cUP5yrME7ptf2GmG11eQCLcB/s1600/Salma%2BHayek.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9x9ovOnbPS0/WQlfAy0F8II/AAAAAAABmxg/H1aJWj5mbE48_cUP5yrME7ptf2GmG11eQCLcB/s1600/Salma%2BHayek.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Isso pra mim é roupa de dançar jazz na academia</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ylj2E4-R1C8/WQlfB3U4tyI/AAAAAAABmxk/DnFs9NO-ExYrf1ZJiN8163goz6lBi8VqgCLcB/s1600/Sarah%2BPaulson.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ylj2E4-R1C8/WQlfB3U4tyI/AAAAAAABmxk/DnFs9NO-ExYrf1ZJiN8163goz6lBi8VqgCLcB/s1600/Sarah%2BPaulson.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Pastora em noite de gala</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D6tbWMU8_rQ/WQlfCdBr0TI/AAAAAAABmxo/U3z_85WhKVUwfIV5AzRQamxLdfmqQol5QCLcB/s1600/Selena%2BGomez.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D6tbWMU8_rQ/WQlfCdBr0TI/AAAAAAABmxo/U3z_85WhKVUwfIV5AzRQamxLdfmqQol5QCLcB/s1600/Selena%2BGomez.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Toda rosinha. Toda inha</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ETjcGIcnrAs/WQlfEhi4EyI/AAAAAAABmx0/w0V3TNjDSIAR5zY3LfME9o5zQWBu8e64QCLcB/s1600/Solange%2BKnowles.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ETjcGIcnrAs/WQlfEhi4EyI/AAAAAAABmx0/w0V3TNjDSIAR5zY3LfME9o5zQWBu8e64QCLcB/s1600/Solange%2BKnowles.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Os papeizinhos dos canapés, docinhos, etc., poderiam ser depositados nesse lixo de look</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cdC05AjjAAs/WQlfFboXeYI/AAAAAAABmx4/Zs97Mc7o4WojrSJx5I5AdF80RZsXAjU6gCLcB/s1600/Thal%25C3%25ADa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cdC05AjjAAs/WQlfFboXeYI/AAAAAAABmx4/Zs97Mc7o4WojrSJx5I5AdF80RZsXAjU6gCLcB/s1600/Thal%25C3%25ADa.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Maria do Bairro não trouxe novidades</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NNXkJVxvsDU/WQlfGEczSCI/AAAAAAABmx8/O0C8IJVUcuIw-r5oXlph8rWQXeehpb-pACLcB/s1600/Thandie%2BNewton.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NNXkJVxvsDU/WQlfGEczSCI/AAAAAAABmx8/O0C8IJVUcuIw-r5oXlph8rWQXeehpb-pACLcB/s1600/Thandie%2BNewton.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Carmen Miranda renasce</span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mc-I-eqHPZI/WQlfG0EU-DI/AAAAAAABmyA/Yty3-BlFh3srUyZjoQk__pqIgT4BrDv8gCLcB/s1600/Zendaya.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mc-I-eqHPZI/WQlfG0EU-DI/AAAAAAABmyA/Yty3-BlFh3srUyZjoQk__pqIgT4BrDv8gCLcB/s1600/Zendaya.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Sandálias <b>Zendaya</b> n°34, in my opinion franca and sincera, estava B.A.B.A.D.E.I.R.A.! Vestido e picumã divinos. Não li sobre, mas espero que todos os elogios da noite tenham sido dela!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-knj5u-yUBv8/WQqcRCtA0bI/AAAAAAABm0I/19TZkKQk7GYMo-NcFZRoPxmloaaBZdM8wCLcB/s1600/giphy.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="225" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-knj5u-yUBv8/WQqcRCtA0bI/AAAAAAABm0I/19TZkKQk7GYMo-NcFZRoPxmloaaBZdM8wCLcB/s400/giphy.gif" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="31" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hWu47GJZozk/VXmo6_SnZ2I/AAAAAAAAFpI/Dutj5-4WaL4/s320/cooltext121390565015116.png" style="font-family: times, "times new roman", serif; font-size: x-small;" width="240" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-20113109799769334952017-05-02T20:11:00.000-03:002017-05-14T01:59:22.590-03:00Voltei!!!! E a razão do sumiço...<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Olá gente, tudo bem? Aqui quem vos fala é o <b>Alessandro Araújo</b>, aquele sumido desde lá sei quando, para avisar que estou (pretendo estar) de volta para mostrar que, apesar de não tido “thirteen reasons why” para cometer um suicídio virtual, nesse período que fiquei afastado existiu sim, a tal vontade de sumir e largar tudo, não dando satisfação para nada e nem para ninguém. Porque o ser humano, feliz ou infelizmente, ainda não consegue ser uma máquina programada para sorrir, quando quer chorar. Que não irá gargalhar, quando o que existe é a vontade de sair gritando de desespero. E que, por exatamente se sentir assim, não vai ter forças, motivos, ou o que quer que seja, para escrever em um espaço que serve, justamente, para deixa-lo mais leve, divertido, descontraído.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">E era assim que eu estava me sentindo há tempos, na verdade desde o ano passado, e o motivo tinha a ver com o momento de insegurança profissional em que eu, e o país, estava/está passando, ao ver tantas demissões rolando e o medo de que acontecesse o mesmo comigo. Até que, depois de passar por inúmeros passaralhos (jargão muito usado para demissão em massa nos meios de comunicação), enfim fui agraciado, após quase 17 anos de serviços prestados ao <b>Diario de Pernambuco</b>, o jornal mais antigo da América Latina, com um desligamento da empresa. Ah! E isso me fez tanto mal, gente!!!! Vocês não podem imaginar! </span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Mal, primeiramente, porque nunca havia sido demitido anteriormente e o sentimento de rejeição, atordoamento com, foi imenso, intenso, coisa de louco mesmo! Nas primeiras semanas eu já acordava enjoado, sentindo a porra de um puta vazio! Passava o dia assim, com estômago embrulhado e só sentia vontade de chorar. Vontade essa que poderia ter se transformado realmente em lágrimas e melhorado um pouco o meu estado. Porém eu estava tão na merda que sequer conseguia que o choro viesse. E, olha, choro preso é uma das piores coisas da vida!!!! </span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">O outro fato, e mais temeroso, era: o que vou fazer agora? Porque sim. A gente tem ilusão de que, mesmo trabalhando em uma empresa privada, iria se aposentar por lá mesmo, né? Afinal, depois de quase 17 anos, você já se sente meio que parte do lugar em que trabalha. E, apesar dos pesares, como já estar trabalhando no controle remoto há um tempo, era aquele cargo que me dava a renda mensal para que pudesse me manter. Então o pânico, cada vez que pensava nisso, tomava conta de mim de forma tão avassaladora que eu comecei a temer entrar numa depressão forte, pois eu estava constantemente (ainda estou?) sem vontade para nada, ficando cada vez mais isolado de tudo, inclusive do que me fazia bem e me dava prazer, como escrever aqui no Pimenta, que sempre foi algo que era um super estimulante, já que sempre escrevi aqui por puro prazer e não por obrigação. Para terem uma ideia, dá só uma catada no quanto de postagens estavam nos rascunhos e eu não conseguia terminar: </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="358" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VXzDY3xlnfo/WQkMuEP6B4I/AAAAAAABmsY/IwoMgPrv6pMN168HXVErPnCdyY-k8XJmQCLcB/s640/2017-05-02.png" width="640" /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Então, minha meta imediata é deixar o passado para trás e focar só no que pode me fazer bem, no que me resultar de positivo e deixar esse borocoxô tenebroso por qual ainda estou passando para trás, já que ainda não finalizei as pendências rescisórias com a empresa, começando a voltar para escrever aqui nesse espaço que é meu e que tanto amo. Mas precisarei da ajuda de vocês, pois quero dicas do que vocês gostam e do que não gostam de ver por aqui, visse? Beijos na bunda e I’m back, bitches!</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/VlVctBDu324" width="560"></iframe></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>P.S.:</b> Porque resolvi voltar só hoje? Realmente não sei. Faz tempo que estava tentando escrever esse texto explicando para vocês o que estava se passando e não conseguia. E sentia que só poderia voltar de verdade após desabafar um pouquinho sobre essa angústia que estava me afligindo, ok? E esse dia foi hoje e pronto!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Amo “ocês”! Me amem também, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Tô precisado demais! </span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A5XfY9GEkxs/WQkPM2WfbvI/AAAAAAABmsk/22SEf02IDbgFThIi3_D04q2Rs9l2c31oQCLcB/s1600/16a23419009d1c986b48fd87ae2266e2.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A5XfY9GEkxs/WQkPM2WfbvI/AAAAAAABmsk/22SEf02IDbgFThIi3_D04q2Rs9l2c31oQCLcB/s1600/16a23419009d1c986b48fd87ae2266e2.gif" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="31" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hWu47GJZozk/VXmo6_SnZ2I/AAAAAAAAFpI/Dutj5-4WaL4/s320/cooltext121390565015116.png" style="font-family: times, "times new roman", serif; font-size: x-small;" width="240" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com88tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2602357670420373968.post-37927414497667851042017-03-02T15:14:00.000-03:002017-05-02T20:11:17.376-03:00BBB17 - Marcos e Emilly transam na madrugada<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O velho ditado abaixo é super certeiro...</span><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EdD0GL-oU5o/WLhXR1u0a6I/AAAAAAABmlI/OtPZRlSMq5Yg77QSFw6ABvRrXe5TOLkdQCLcB/s1600/tela.jpg" /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Mas também é mais do que certo aquele que diz que <strike>quem tá no Big Brother Brasil</strike> na chuva é para se molhar, né vero?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Então os participantes doctor Marcos e Falsemily Insuportável da Silva Sauro não deverão se incomodar com o povo questionando a ejaculação precoce do mancebo na transada que eles deram na madrugada de ontem...</span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/3SeTXjtpI0w" width="640"></iframe></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Será coelho? </span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/urPFytaki-M" width="640"></iframe><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Precocidades a parte, só espero que não tenha rolado sexo bareback, né? Apesar do #gozanaminhaboca anterior, isso é uma imprudência tamanha para quem é um profissional da saúde!</span><br /><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/I4gx0VKX_80" width="640"></iframe><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>*UPDATE:</b> Pelo papo que rolou hoje na casa mais vigiada do Brasil, a <b>Emily</b> deve desconhecer até mesmo o que venha a ser camisinha... Quer dizer?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Cata:</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='600' height='300' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxuP1skTmnXN4MtdimgZvcWeo2_N3xL4F6fEtdXQBhw2pPMIAWHhQDbyax8b8hVZqfYZyqSrBaGWJjJhcg-BA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0' /></div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><img border="0" height="31" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hWu47GJZozk/VXmo6_SnZ2I/AAAAAAAAFpI/Dutj5-4WaL4/s320/cooltext121390565015116.png" style="font-family: times, "times new roman", serif; font-size: x-small;" width="240" /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com23