whoever tought android OS is just for phones was totally wrong.
of course there is still a little work to do, but I’ve managed to install android OS (the one running on phones) onto my desktop computer.

it’s running pretty good.
i’ve managed to do this via http://code.google.com/p/live-android/ and VMWare, if you know what I’m talking about you know it’s possible.

here are the screenshots I took, I can’t wait for Google to oficially release Android for netbooks and such. it’s awesome. windows your going down baby… down.

that’s the homescreen

all the apps and things… that chinese thing intrigued me and I decided to open it, guess what, it’s MARIO !

the internet is working on it ! i’ve managed to browse google and other websites! I love it.

more to come. stay tuned.

here are some nice screenshots and other pictures that I found on the web, especially the ones from Yahoo! Answers.
so, let’s see:

I really do wonder how in the world did that semen get onto that poor kitty…

poor guy…

some wierd things happen these days… hmmm… I wonder…

you should try it real world and get your answer

I really didn’t think one can be so stupid…

I think you son is hungry for some wieners ma’am…

does it really matter which direction your penis is pointing ?! you really don’t have anything else to worry about except your penis direction ?

look where all the scientists went !

sir, your son is a porn addict…

so I bought the samsung s5230 the other days and after all the clicking and touching I did, I’ve come to one conclusion: samsung sucks and I’ll never ever ever buy a samsung mobile phone in my life.

why ? well it has many flaws, it’s slow, it hasn’t got speed dialing… like nokia and sony ericsson, you have to go trough contacts to call someone, the sms creation and call is too complicated… with my last phone (Sony Ericsson W880i) I was writing messages and making calls without even looking at it in my car.

tried with this one, nearly got me killed.

the biggest problem: no support for lots of countries (i.e Romania, my country)

more problems: you can install anything on it! no java! it wont let you because samsung is too retarted and hungry for money to realise it will loose it’s customers if this is going to continue.

no themes!

the battery sucks !

no memory card included in the selling package !

no stylus !

so, in conclusion: a 2 year old phone (my last one) can install java without ANY trouble, quick and easy, has speed dialing and much more useful things.

this one ain’t got shit, no speed dialing, no java, no themes, it’s slow… slow moving… no memory card included…

ffs sony ericsson and nokia ARE SUPERIOR in every single way. I tought: hei.. I could give Samsung a try maybe it’s better.

yeah right…

anyone wanna buy a Samsung S5230 White ? It’s very beautiful, beauty with no brains.

so I thought to post some new funny photos and here’s the story:
apparently some scientists realised that we have so many cows in the world right now that they are actually have a whole 2% of the world’s pollution (their farts anyway) so they thought we already have enough pollution and came up with two solutions. either kill the cows either capture the gas they release in the atmosphere and use it as bio-gas or fertilizer.

obviously 2nd solution was better so they came up with this:

I found this next photo while I was surfing the forums for some information about the iPhone and the Android OS from google, I have no ideea how it the world I could find this instead but anyway, this has to be one of the most funniest shit on the web so far, here it is:

and the last photo isn’t so funny but it’s a thing that I saw on a website and thought I can share it here, some people just amaze me with their conversations… I mean… can one be so bored to talk randomly about any given thing ? can he ?
anyway here’s the screenshot:

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