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Obrigado pela visita!!!!Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.comBlogger855125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-14034338972986424542012-03-06T21:59:00.000-03:002012-03-06T21:59:08.903-03:002012-03-06T21:59:08.903-03:00<div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: magenta; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: center;"><span style="color: navy; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'; font-size: large;"><strong><em>“A mulher estará propensa ao sexo desde que exista amor.</em></strong></span></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: magenta; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: center;"><span style="color: navy; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'; font-size: large;"><strong><em>O homem, por sua vez, estará sempre propenso ao amor desde que exista sexo.”</em></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-1403433897298642454?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/uTKuybIGB0M" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2012/03/verdade-meditar.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-10456754453803916892012-03-06T21:56:00.000-03:002012-03-06T21:56:35.152-03:002012-03-06T21:56:35.152-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r8RMXeyQknU/T1ayI785LPI/AAAAAAAABUc/AMgPCCb9ilk/s1600/windows-8-prediction-600x313.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="166" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r8RMXeyQknU/T1ayI785LPI/AAAAAAAABUc/AMgPCCb9ilk/s320/windows-8-prediction-600x313.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-1045675445380391689?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/H5gwxyrxMPw" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2012/03/windows-8-vem-ai.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-51621370502778478432012-03-02T22:26:00.000-03:002012-03-02T22:26:30.880-03:002012-03-02T22:26:30.880-03:00<div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Vida de americano:</span></span></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">iPhone, iPod, iPad, iMac, i30, iBM, intel ,...</span></span></b></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #339966;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /> </span></span></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #339966;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /> </span></span></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #339966;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Vida de Brasileiro:</span></span></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: center;"></div><div style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: #333399;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">iPTU, iPVA, iCMS, iSS, iNSS</span></span></b><span style="color: #333399;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: #333399;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>, iRF; i</b></span></span><span style="color: #333399;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: #333399;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>PI,</b></span></span><span style="color: #333399;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">&nbsp;</span></span><span style="color: #333399;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>i</b></span></span><span style="color: #333399;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"></span></span><span style="color: #333399;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>OF.</b></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-5162137050277847843?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/FqlmmZwfvKA" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2012/03/principal-diferenca-dos-estados-unidos.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-47339145019823631552012-03-02T22:22:00.000-03:002012-03-02T22:22:51.301-03:002012-03-02T22:22:51.301-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">Relacionamento é assim:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;"><br /> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">Se não tiver:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">Física, Quimica e Biologia.....</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;"><br /> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">Torna-se História!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-4733914501982363155?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/xEmhP56fmA4" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2012/03/relacionamento-materia-escolar.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-85192945161862258862012-02-25T10:15:00.000-03:002012-02-25T10:15:52.518-03:002012-02-25T10:15:52.518-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><b style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Para doar&nbsp;</span></i></b><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">&nbsp;</span><b style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">R$100,00...Ligue para o meu celular.</span></i></b></div><blockquote style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-top: 5pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><u></u></span></div><div style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Para doar R$500,00...Ligue para o meu fixo.</span></i></b><u></u><u></u></div></div><div style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Para doar R$1.000,00...É só me avisar que eu</span></i></b><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">mesmo vou buscar...</span></i></b><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span><u></u><u></u></div></div><div style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Para doar valores maiores eu busco a qualquer hora, na noite ou na</span></i></b><b><i><span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">&nbsp;</span></i></b><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">madrugada</span></i></b><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">mesmo...</span></i></b><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span><u></u><u></u></div></div><div style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Doações do exterior...não se acanhe, hablo espanhol, je parle français, ich spreche Deutsch, io parlo italiano, ia gavariu pa ruski, I speak english (British and American) japonês Nihongo shaberimassu. Hihihii....</span></i></b><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span><u></u><u></u></div></div><div style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Ah ! Sim, aceito também Euro, yen e Dolar.</span></i></b><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Peso não!</span></i></b><b><i><span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">&nbsp;</span></i></b><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Já carrego o meu...</span></i></b><u></u><u></u></div></div><div style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Colabore!!! Faça um adulto feliz</span></i></b><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">em 2.012</span></i></b><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">!!!&nbsp;</span></i></b><u></u><u></u></div></div><div style="color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Não sou mais Criança, mas ainda tenho Esperança...tenho que aposentar meus queridos Amigos!!!!!</span></i></b></div></div></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-8519294516186225886?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/lOQ8bDG2tcs" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2012/02/adulto-esperanca-2012.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-50750837346093341842012-02-03T19:47:00.000-03:002012-02-03T19:47:23.218-03:002012-02-03T19:47:23.218-03:00<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><tbody> <tr><td style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm;" valign="top"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 439px;"><tbody> <tr><td style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 1.5pt; padding-left: 1.5pt; padding-right: 1.5pt; padding-top: 1.5pt; width: 436px;" width="100%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="width: 427px;"><tbody> <tr><td style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm; width: 427px;" width="100%"><div class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">FALANDO INGLÊS ...</span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"></span><u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">- Classe, hoje eu quero que vocês pensem palavras, em inglês, que usamos, sem traduzirem&nbsp;e façam mímica, para que seus colegas adivinhem a palavra que pensaram, ok?.. (sugere a professora)</span><u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Julinha foi a primeira. Andando, como se olhasse vitrines e&nbsp; segurasse sacolas, arrancou da classe um sonoro "SHOPPING CENTER!!!"</span><u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">- Muito bem, Julinha!.. (diz a professora).</span><u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Carlinhos abocanha um lanche imaginário e, novamente, a classe responde.."HAMBURGER!!!"</span><u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">- Muito bem, Carlinhos!.. (elogia a professora).</span><u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Joãozinho, visivelmente animado, pega seu livro e acerta em cheio o rosto do colega sentado ao lado... A classe, surpresa, olha sem entender, enquanto a professora&nbsp;irritada pergunta&nbsp;..</span><u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">- O que significa isso, Joãozinho???</span><u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">E&nbsp;ele, com um sorrisinho amarelo...</span><u></u><u></u></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">-&nbsp;<strong>FACEBOOK!</strong></span></div></td></tr> </tbody></table></td></tr> </tbody></table></td></tr> </tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-5075083734609334184?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/ZE4bZmWnbc0" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2012/02/aprendendo-ingles-com-o-joaozinho.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-74741364161735301422012-01-22T08:56:00.002-03:002012-01-22T08:56:50.690-03:002012-01-22T08:56:50.690-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-right-style: dashed; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-top-style: dashed; border-top-width: 1px; color: #666666; font-family: arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 2px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: normal;">Um mineirinho estava caminhando e viu uma lâmpada. Esfregou ela e um Gênio apareceu.</span></h2><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><div style="font-size: 16px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">- Agora vou te oferecer 3 desejos!<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />O mineiro pensou e disse:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Eu quero um queijo!<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />E o gênio deu o queijo. E disse:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Qual o 2º pedido?<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Hmmmm... me dá outro queijo!!<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Tem certeza?<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Tenho sim!<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />E o gênio deu o 2º queijo e disse:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Agora preste muita atenção no que vai pedir! Qual é o 3º?<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Eu quero uma muié!<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />E o gênio deu a mulher mas, por curiosidade, perguntou:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Desculpe, mas o que vai fazer com uma mulher e 2 queijos?<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- É que eu fiquei com vergonha de pedir outro queijo!!</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-6805795095684545881?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/68_4u29idsk" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2011/12/o-mineiro-e-o-genio.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-64681066598563348852011-12-02T12:45:00.000-03:002011-12-02T12:45:07.995-03:002011-12-02T12:45:07.995-03:00<div style="background-color: white; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 13px;"><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="color: red; font-size: 13.5pt;">Respostas reais dadas por candidatos a emprego, extraídas da Revista Exame.</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"></span></div></div><div style="background-color: white; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 13px;"><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Entrevistador</span><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;</span><span style="color: #548dd4; font-size: 13.5pt;">– Você tem algum e-mail para contato?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidata</span><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;</span><span style="color: #548dd4; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Sim, anota ai:&nbsp;<a href="http://mail.uol.com.br/undefined/compose?to=gostosinha_da_zonaleste%40hotmail.com" rel="nofollow" style="color: #1155cc;" target="_blank">gata_danada_da_zonaleste@<wbr></wbr>hotmail.com</a></span></div></div><div style="background-color: white; font-family: tahoma;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Entrevistador</span><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;</span><span style="color: #00b050; font-size: 13.5pt;">– Qual curso universitário você deseja fazer?</span><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;</span></div><div style="background-color: white; font-family: tahoma;"><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Candidato</span><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;</span><span style="color: #00b050; font-size: 13.5pt;">– Ah, to pensando em Nutricionismo, Letras ou Engenharia.</span></div></div><div style="background-color: white; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 13px;"><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Entrevistador</span><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Então, você está construindo um networking?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato</span><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Veja bem, eu não sou engenheiro, sou administrador.&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador</span><span style="color: #ff8100; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Como você administra a pressão?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato</span><span style="color: #ff8100; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Ah, tranquilo. 11 por 7, no máximo 12 por 8</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13.5pt;">.&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador&nbsp;</span><span style="color: olive; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Manter sempre o foco é muito importante. E me parece que você tem alguns lapsos de concentração.</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Candidato -</span><span style="color: olive; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;O senhor poderia repetir a pergunta?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador</span><span style="color: red; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Como você se sente trabalhando em equipe?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato&nbsp;</span><span style="color: red; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Bom, desde que não tenha gente dando palpite, me sinto muito bem.&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador</span><span style="color: #4181ff; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Como você se definiria em termos de flexibilidade?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato</span><span style="color: #4181ff; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Ah, eu faço academia. Sou capaz de encostar o cotovelo na nuca.&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador</span><span style="color: purple; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Nós somos uma empresa que nunca pára de perseguir objetivos.&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato&nbsp;</span><span style="color: purple; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Que ótimo. E já conseguiram prender algum?</span><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador</span><span style="color: #3f8080; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Vejo que você demonstra uma tendência para discordar.&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato&nbsp;</span><span style="color: #3f8080; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Muito pelo contrário..</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador</span><span style="color: #2020a0; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Em sua opinião, quais seriam os atributos de um bom líder?</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato</span><span style="color: #2020a0; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Ah, são várias coisas. Mas a principal é ter liderança.</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador</span><span style="color: magenta; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Noto que você não mencionou a sua idade aqui no currículo.</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato&nbsp;</span><span style="color: magenta; font-size: 13.5pt;">- É que eu uso óculos, e isso me faz parecer mais velho.&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Entrevistador</span><span style="color: magenta; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- E qual é a sua idade?</span><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato&nbsp;</span><span style="color: magenta; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Com óculos ou sem óculos?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador</span><span style="color: grey; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Quais seriam seus pontos fracos?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato</span><span style="color: grey; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Ah, é o joelho. Até tive de parar de jogar futebol.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador&nbsp;</span><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Há alguma pergunta que você queria me fazer?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato&nbsp;</span><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Eu parei meu carro lá na rua. Será que eu vou ser multado?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Por que, dentre tantos candidatos, nós deveríamos contratá-lo?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13.5pt;">&nbsp;- Eu pensei que responder a isto fosse você.&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> <br /> Entrevistador&nbsp;</span><span style="color: #004200; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Como você pode contribuir para melhorar nosso ambiente de trabalho?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato&nbsp;</span><span style="color: #004200; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Bem, eu começaria trocando a recepcionista, que é muito feia.&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> </span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Entrevistador&nbsp;</span><span style="color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Quando digo 'Sucesso', qual a primeira palavra que lhe vem à mente?&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato&nbsp;</span><span style="color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Pode ser duas palavras?</span><span style="font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Entrevistador&nbsp;</span><span style="color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Pode.</span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /> Candidato&nbsp;</span><span style="color: green; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Milho. Nário.</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-6468106659856334885?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/ClMIJm8IgHM" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2011/12/perolas-da-entrevista.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-81996306514957180782011-11-27T19:22:00.000-03:002011-11-27T19:22:04.916-03:002011-11-27T19:22:04.916-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-91phRcw72gk/TtK36IIJEnI/AAAAAAAABSI/kR8RmoTHwiI/s1600/cachorron.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="298" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-91phRcw72gk/TtK36IIJEnI/AAAAAAAABSI/kR8RmoTHwiI/s400/cachorron.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-8199630651495718078?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/2171Cy2xi_Q" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2011/11/cachorro-metrosexual.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-882890074647036932011-11-16T23:42:00.001-03:002011-11-16T23:42:56.756-03:002011-11-16T23:42:56.756-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ggJDXBuLZPQ/TrCGZOmaD8I/AAAAAAAABRk/an-9Mlt7ac4/s1600/conam.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ggJDXBuLZPQ/TrCGZOmaD8I/AAAAAAAABRk/an-9Mlt7ac4/s320/conam.jpg" width="301" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-7639598517159487745?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/OaBw3jneS78" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com1http://www.pia-da.net/2011/11/os-herois-da-nossa-juventude.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-62251556939546030642011-11-01T21:13:00.000-03:002011-11-01T21:13:00.434-03:002011-11-01T21:13:00.434-03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">MALANDRO E MINHOCA QUE NASCE SEM PERNAS PARA NÃO LEVAR RASTEIRA&nbsp;</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-6225155693954603064?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/hSgLm_jPxnc" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2011/11/piada-de-minhoca.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-18130125658567874802011-11-01T20:35:00.000-03:002011-11-01T20:35:38.835-03:002011-11-01T20:35:38.835-03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">O amor é como gasolina, custa caro, acaba rapido e pode ser substituido pelo álcool..&nbsp;</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-1813012565856787480?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/h_Ga0tkh8PI" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2011/11/amor-e-o-combustivel-piada.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-15397571137136218312011-11-01T03:06:00.001-03:002011-11-01T21:09:44.267-03:002011-11-01T21:09:44.267-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4YLq-9nGDfY/TrCJsvQIO1I/AAAAAAAABRs/SvNSuvxW89U/s1600/onibus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4YLq-9nGDfY/TrCJsvQIO1I/AAAAAAAABRs/SvNSuvxW89U/s400/onibus.jpg" width="385" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-1539757113713621831?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/12YlKistkEE" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2011/11/piadinha-de-informatica-para-quem.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-58932001424570109412011-10-29T21:10:00.000-03:002011-10-29T21:10:00.788-03:002011-10-29T21:10:00.788-03:00<div style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #660000;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">"Se alguém enviar um e-mail&nbsp;oferecendo um óculos sem as lentes, não aceite!</span><u></u><u></u></div></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #660000; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">É uma armação!!!"</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-5893200142457010941?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/BC02ItZiJYw" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2011/10/oculos-sem-lente.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-8926972813087406022011-10-27T21:09:00.000-03:002011-10-27T21:09:00.244-03:002011-10-27T21:09:00.244-03:00<div style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: times, serif; font-size: large;"><br /> </span></div><div style="background-color: white; font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: times, serif;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 18pt;"><br /> Um policial avista um ônibus em baixa velocidade, acha estranho e manda parar.<br /> É uma velhinha ao volante, acompanhada de suas amigas.<br /> O guarda adverte:<br /> <span style="color: #993399;">- Senhora, andar devagar demais pode provocar acidente!</span><br /> <span style="color: red;">- Seu guarda, sigo sinalização, diz a mulher, apontando a placa: BR-30.</span><span style="color: #993399;">- Senhora! Essa placa não indica limite de velocidade, e sim o número da estrada.<br /> Trate de prestar mais atenção, certo? Só mais uma coisa.<br /> Suas amigas estão bem? Parecem assustadas....</span></span><span style="color: red; font-size: 18pt;">Elas já vão melhorar. É que acabamos de sair da BR-201...</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-892697281308740602?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/HwMeejp-b7M" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2011/10/excursao-das-velhinhas.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6303523222613646930.post-89600360964230258442011-10-24T00:07:00.000-03:002011-10-24T00:07:40.604-03:002011-10-24T00:07:40.604-03:00<div style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial;"><b>O&nbsp;ratinho estava na toca, e do lado de fora o gato:</b></div></div><div style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><b>-MIAU, MIAU, MIAU...</b><br /> <b>O tempo passava e ele ouvia:</b><b><br /> <b>-MIAU, MIAU, MIAU...</b><br /> <b>Depois de várias horas e já com muita fome o rato ouviu:</b><br /> <b>-AU! AU! AU!!!</b><br /> <b>Então ele deduziu: "Se tem cachorro lá fora, o gato foi embora".</b></b></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial;"><b>Saiu disparado em busca de comida. Nem bem saiu da toca o gato CREU!...</b><b><br /> <b>Inconformado, já na boca do gato perguntou:</b><br /> <b>- Porra gato!!! Que palhaçada é essa, você latindo???</b><br /> <b>E o gato respondeu:</b><br /> <b>- Meu filho, hoje nesse mundo "</b></b><b><span style="color: red;">globalizado</span></b><b><span style="color: red;">" quem não falar pelo menos dois idiomas.&nbsp;</span></b><b>MORRE DE FOME!!.</b>&nbsp;</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visite http://www.pia-da.net<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6303523222613646930-8960036096423025844?l=www.pia-da.net' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Pia-dapiaTraoDa-SiteDeFotoPiadas/~4/LSFTEaES8JE" height="1" width="1"/>Pia-dahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17413314304082584701noreply@blogger.com0http://www.pia-da.net/2011/10/o-rato-o-gato-e-o-cachorro.html