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	<title>Patrick Simpson</title>
	
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		<title>Zuid-Holland rocks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The province of Zuid-Holland is not only home to me, but interesting musicians too. The Popunie takes an active role in promoting them and produces a double-CD with some of the most interesting musicians each year. The latest one is already a few months old, but I&#8217;ve only now had a chance to properly listen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blood Red Shoes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Blood red shoes have been around since 2005, but I&#8217;ve only recently learned about them, as they&#8217;ll be playing at the Lowlands launch party next month (unfortunately sold out). They make what I can only describe as highly danceable grunge, which is great news not only because it is great music, but also because it might mean [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cold War Kids – Behave Yourself EP</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 07:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cold War Kids released the four-track &#8220;Behave Yourself&#8221; EP in December of last year. The only disappointment about it is that it is not a full album.
&#8220;Audience&#8221; is one of Cold War Kids&#8217; poppiest and catchiest songs to date, while the others required a few listens before I took to them. Since then, &#8220;Santa Ana Winds&#8221; has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More music, fewer rants</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 21:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I have taken several steps towards adulthood. Not only did I join the ranks of middle-management and buy a dining table, I also stopped caring about the world at large. That means there&#8217;s little left for me to rant about.
As becoming an adult is one of my worst nightmares, I have compensated by buying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to help yourself. Sorry, practice science.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Better advice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is almost the end of the year again and that means it&#8217;s not only time for absurd predictions about the year to come (we are all going to be happy and miserable and have hover cars), it is also time for New Year&#8217;s resolutions. Obviously, when it comes to self-improvement, there is no better time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Favourite music of 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By popular demand (well, one person, but my alternative right now is to go shopping) it is music time again and this time I&#8217;m jumping on the retrospective bandwagon. Some of them are albums, some singles, some album tracks. I&#8217;m very bad at choices, so it&#8217;s quite a long list, so without further ado, my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We are all valuable. Except for bankers.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today has been a bad day for bankers. Not because more countries have decided to tax their bonuses &#8211; so far only France have gone this route and bonuses are based on productivity, so this should not have any serious effects. Today they have been confronted with the harsh truth: people do not like bankers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Modern man not maladjusted enough</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Australian anthropologist Peter McAllister’s book “Manthropology”, modern man is a wimp. In the book, Mr McAllister points out that prehistoric Australian Aboriginals could have outrun the current world-record holder on the 100m, Tutsi men could jump higher than the current high-jump world-record and that any Neanderthal woman could have beaten Arnold Schwarzenegger in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boys will be boys. Even at 67.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[French politics have recently become quite interesting. And yet again, this has nothing to do with French politics, but everything with French politicians. Frédéric Mitterrand &#8211; 67-year-old French minister of culture &#8211; has been in a spot of bother recently, after admitting to having paid for sex with Thai young boys in his memoirs &#8220;The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gotta teach ‘em everything</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 10:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those good-for-nothings can&#8217;t do anything for themselves these days. They&#8217;re lazy, unemployed, riddled with STDs and can&#8217;t even manage to have sex without the help of the government. God, the elderly are useless.
As the BBC reports, Manchester City Council has just released a booklet with sex advice for over-50s.
A council spokesman said: &#8220;The guide was [...]]]></description>
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