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funny toothpaste caps for children

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:18:53 PST

funny toothpaste caps for children

Absolutely Brilliant advertising ideas ever seen

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:02:08 PST

Hey check out these cool images no need to express the product. -Simply Brilliant advertising ideas.

The Extra for healthy teeth-

Ariel

Karate Schhol of martial Arts-

Sia Huat- Sharpest Knives

Nerolac paints- quick dry

bite your nose to smile your face - check this out

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:34:05 PST

funny cartoon images superman spiderman batman tweety and barbie doll

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:01:31 PST

Batman and Robin
SPIDERMAN
SUPERMAN
Tweety Bird is 60 years old!
BARBIE DOLL has her 50th birthday this year.......

"Life is short, break the rules, forgive sooner, love with true love, laugh without control and always keep smiling.
Maybe life is not the party that we were expecting, but in the mean time, we're here and we can still dance....."

great art work never seen before

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:46:25 PDT

Hey all check out this cool photoshop work. Its simply magic.

SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 10:19:41 PDT

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Well done is better than well said .

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

SARDAR AND THE AMERICAN - damn good . you must read this one.

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:30:38 PDT

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.' Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, 'Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500.'

This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the first question, 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?' The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

'Okay,' says the American, 'Your turn.' So the Sardar asks, 'What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?' The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail! Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500. The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks, 'Well, what's the answer?'

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!

SARDAR AND THE AMERICAN - damn good . you must read this one.

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:29:02 PDT

Silicon Valley of Maharashtra - 18 things about pune

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:58:13 PDT

1. Pune has the impeccable record of highest growth within a span of 20 Years
2. Pune has highest number of pubs in Asia.
3. Pune has highest number of cigarette smokers in India.
4. Pune has the highest number of software companies in India-212, followed by Bangalore - 208, Hyderabad - 97. Hence called the Silicon Valley of Maharashtra
5. Pune has 35 engineering colleges, which is highest in the world in a given city. Pune University has 57 Engineering colleges affiliated to it, which is highest in the world.
6. Pune is the only city in the world to have commercial and defense Airport operating from the same strip.
7. Pune has highest number of public sectors and government Organizations in India.
8. Pune university has highest number of students going abroad for higher studies taking the first place from IIT-Kanpur.
9. Pune has only 38% of local population (i.e.Marathi) .Hence a true cosmopolitan with around 20 North Indians,10% Tamilians, 14% Telugues, 10% Keralites, 8% Europeans(Koregaon Park),5% Africans,2%Bangalis and 6% a mixture of all races.
10. Pune police has the reputation of being second best in India after Bombay.
11. Pune has the highest density of traffic in India.
12. Pune has the highest number of 2-wheelers in the world.
13. Pune is considered the fashion capital of east comparable to Paris
15. Pune has produced the maximum international sportsmen in India for all sports next to Mumbai & Delhi.
16. Pune has produced the maximum number of scientists considered for many high profile Prize nominations.
17. Pune has produced the highest number of professionals in USA almost 60% of the Indian population abroad is from Pune (except Gulf).
18. Pune is the only city in India where there are seven Universities.

height of revenge - Animals trying to take revenge from humans

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:51:11 PDT

Think - When animals will try to take revenge from humans.
Cant imagine?? Just take a look at these images. its so funnyyy...

Hmm birds planning for it

Zebra crossing

Human bank

And finally a revenge of a mouse

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha .......

nice marathi poem to express love for some one

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:17:39 PDT

Hey all , check out this wonderful poem in marathi.

मी तिच्यात नव्हतो

मी तिच्यात नव्हतो पण ती माझ्यात होती
तीची नव्हती कधी पण माझी साथ होती

मी आजवर कदीलांच्या उजेडात जगलो
ती चमकणा-या ता-यांच्या प्रकाशात होती

तीचा प्रवास होता मोठ्या महामार्गावरचा
माझी ती बिचारी लहान पायवाट होती

तिच्या स्वप्नांना दोरखडं जखडलेले नेहमी
माझी कधीही सुटणारी निसरति गाठ होती

तीच सुखांशी नेहमी अजोड नातं गुफ़लेल
माझ्या वाट्याला दुःखंच भरमसाठ होती.

नेहमी साखर झोपेची तिची पहाट रोजची
मी डोळे मिटले नाही माझी सदा पहाट होती.

तिच्या ओठी नेहमी हसु उमलायच सुखाच
माझ्या डोळ्यानां नेहमी आसवांची साथ होती

तिने कधी हात जोडले नाहीत कशासाठी देवापुढे
तीच्यासाठी देवळात नेहमी माझीच वरात होती

आज म्हणतेय मी चुकली पण काय फ़ायदा
खरच फ़ार उशीरा तीची ही साद होती.

मी स्मशांन वाटेवर असताना तिला कळाल
आज म्हणे ती दिवसभर देवळात होती

Some other links you may like
Marathi love poem / kavita
marathi poem for friendship
lovely poem for wife/bayko

very nice waterfall pics

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 05:57:58 PDT

funny computer jokes - It jokes

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:53:50 PDT

HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending email to himself

HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
U r swimming in the water tank and shout 'F1 F1 F1 ' instead of shouting 'HELP' when u are unable to swim...

Funny Greeting Cards - Outside n Inside

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:33:25 PDT

1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me ..

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

9. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

10. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

11. Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

12. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

13. How can I say this....
(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

14. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

15. Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

16. Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.

17. We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor )

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:58:16 PDT

Some funny quotes/thoughts when we compare oracle with real life....enjoy

Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?
A. 'Parent keys not found!'

Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one?
A. 'Duplicate value on index!'

Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all?
A. 'Value larger than specified precision!'

Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out?
A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!'

Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door?
A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved!'

Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too?
A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!'

Q. What if you dial a wrong number?
A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!'

Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet?
A. 'Object is found mutating!'

Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you?
A. 'Discrete transaction failed!'

Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie?
A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!'

Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room?
A. 'System out of tablespace!'

Its funnnnny.

swine flu reasons ha ha so funny

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:41:45 PDT

swine flu quotes and message

swine flu kavita poem - its really informative

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:25:53 PDT

Swine Flu poem

Hey all check out this poem on swine flu. just don't miss it and read it carefully, its really very very informative.

funny questions and answers marathi

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 01:21:14 PDT

दहावी पेपर)- कारणे द्या; गांडूळ शेतकऱ्याचा मित्र आहे.
उत्तरः शेतकरी शेतात एकट्याने राबतो आणि गांडूळ त्याच्याशी गप्पा मारते, म्हणून.

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प्रश्न - कारणे द्या. उन्हाळ्यात दिवस मोठा तर थंडीत लहान असतो.
उत्तर - एखादी गोष्ट तापविल्याने प्रसरण पावते. उन्हाळ्यात तापमान जास्त असल्याने दिवस प्रसरण पावून मोठा होतो, तर थंडीत त्याउलट लहान होतो.

खालील बाबतीत काय होईल ते सांगा-
जळत्या मेणबत्तीवर ग्लास उपडा ठेवल्यास----
उत्तर- ग्लास काळा होईल.

मराठीत भाषांतर करा.

चिडियां पेडपर चहचहाती हैं ।
चिमण्या झाडावर चहा पितात

swine flu-Precautions to be taken to fight swine flu

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:25:29 PDT

Swine flu - a hot topic these days. well here are some precautions and some important information about this flu. I hope this will help jokes-adda readers. You can also share this post to your friends and family with help of sharethis link below the post.

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H1N1 Flu also called Swine flu is an infection caused by a virus. It's named for a virus that pigs can get. People do not normally get swine flu, but human infections can and is happening now. Moreover, it is spreading at a large scale in Pune. The virus is contagious and can spread from human to human. Symptoms of swine flu in people are similar to the symptoms of regular human flu and include fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue.

There are antiviral medicines you can take to prevent or treat swine flu. There is no vaccine available right now to protect against siwine flu.

You can help prevent the spread of germs that cause respiratory illnesses like influenza by

* Covering your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in the trash after you use it.
* Washing your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze. You can also use alcohol-based hand cleaners.
* Avoiding touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread this way.
* Trying to avoid close contact with sick people.
* Staying home from work or school if you are sick. (with symptoms above)

Also wanted to share with you that as on today there are only 2 government hospitals in Pune which can and are authorized to give Swine Flu treatment. Please see below the names and helpline numbers of those hospitals and some other critical info on the topic:

· Naidu hospital- Helpline number- 020-20250050

· Aundh Hospital- Helpline number- 020-27285432

Heyaaa so cute babies pictures r here sssoo cutee naa

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:59:49 PDT

Here are a few funny and cute baby pictures. I really love all these baby photos.

high tide mumbai 23rd july

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:48:48 PDT

Hey all check out all these snapz of a high tide at mumbai.Actually we are lucky that there were no heavy rain during the high tide. This is happening due to the global warming or what.

Gatari Amavasya, shravan month starts on 22nd july

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:37:35 PDT

July 22,2009 is 'Gatari Amavasya' in Maharashtra.

This day marks the beginning of Shravan Maas(Shravan mahina), the fifth month in the Hindu calender.Shravan Maas is full of religious
festivals and almost every day of this month is auspicious, especially mondays ( called shravani somvar in marathi). Shiv Aradhana is done on mondays.

Why the month is called shravan?
Because the star called shravan rules the sky during this month.

Why to avoid non-vegetarian food during month?
The reason is that it's the monsoon season and many animals are pregnant during this period, so we are not supposed to kill and eat the animals for this entire month. As an early compensation for the month-long abstinence that is about to follow, people get together and hog wholeheartedly on their favorite non-veg food and booze. This celebration is called gatari.

Happy Gatari..

latest interior designs for your dream house

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:12:29 PDT

Hey checkout these cool interior designs.

find out answers to this. very funny quotes again.

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:26:46 PDT

Hey all just checkout these funny quotes.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

AND... In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". - (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. - Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". - (And that would be how???)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". - (But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". -(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". -(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". - (And...I'm taking this because???)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". - (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use". - (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". - (Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". - (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish Chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".

(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

few more funny images

noreply@blogger.com (jokes) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:53:49 PDT