He is the first guy I have met who is able to implement and effectively teach online game in a quick and efficient manner.  NashvillePlayboy introduced us a few weeks ago and we have been hanging out like crazy ever since.  He is a master of free online dating sites.  He spent 30 minutes teaching me his techniques and a few minutes helping me fine-tune my profile. 

I basically have a new girl in the pipeline every two days.  The guy also has solid club and bar game.  We have been winging a lot lately and he is exactly who I was looking for in Nashville.  The guy brings a lot of experience and wisdom to Organic Seduction and I am excited to have him as part of my team.

Now Organic Seduction will be able to help students with every facet of game – Night Game, Day Game and now Online Game.  It's really amazing what he can do with a guy in just 30 minutes.  He is also an expert at taking and selecting the right photos for students to really make their profiles amazing.  I just put a photo on hotornot and I have been in the mid 9s for a few weeks now.  If you have seen my face, you know that must be some photo magic.

Johnny is also working on a full book on onilne dating which I am very excited about.  The guy is the real deal and has been helping guys for years.  Very soon we hope to be traveling all over the country together changing lives.  And he should be posting here regularly in the next few days.  It's gonna be amazing!

It seems like it's just become trendy to say you are not a pickup artist lately.  It's some kind of anti-The Game backlash.  Like the term pickup artist is becoming more mainstream and well-known so people now want to be called dating coaches.  Like it's anything different.  I am proud of what I am.  I hated my life as a loser.  So I admit it.  I am a pickup artist.  I love going out to bars and meeting and seducing beautiful women.

If being surrounded by stunning and amazing women is a crime, then please slap the cuffs on me.  You can read my entire journey on this pua blog and you can see how much my life has changed.  There are a few major changes coming in the near future that are gonna blow your minds.  I am going to expand the number of people I am working with as well as move to paradise, so stay tuned.

And remember, never be ashamed of what you are.

So get ready to laugh your dicks off.

10.   Bonnaroo -  Not only does Aziz come down to the dirty south, where I am living for a few months, to deliver awesome sexually-charged comedy, but he ALSO enjoys the local produce – aka mushrooms.  It's nice to have a comedian tell a few jokes about cool drugs, instead of talking about doing blow off a 40 year old hooker in upstate new york. 

9. Raaaaaaaandy – If you made the mistake of watching that horrible movie Funny People, you will remember him as the only damn highlight.  Who wants to watch Adam Sandler in a movie that tries to copy Philadelphia, but at the last minute he survives.  Then goes on to try and steal back his average looking ex-wife.  I only watched this movie because I saw so many hilarious videos of Raaaaaaaandy on youtube.  This movie should have been edited down to the 3 minutes he had onscreen.  The rest was crap.

8.  Fuck Tales - I will never tell a sex story again.  I will only tell fuck tales.  Aziz is a genius for thinking of this term.  He also reminds us all how baller it can be to die while eating a girl out in a hot tub.  Two precious lessons.

7.  Flight of the Conchords - Now this show is pretty funny, but they are always singing songs.  Aziz Ansari is one of the few badass characters to NOT sing a lame song to make me laugh.  He was just racist against Australians.  And really who isn't?  They are always surfing and working on their tans and waxing each other's abs.  No thanks!

6. Best Lil John Impression Ever – If you have ever seen Parks & Recreation, it's a parody of the Office which is a parody of the UK show the Office, then you know what I am talking about.  He knows how to liven up a party on a show that is trying to be another show that is trying to be another show. 

5.  Kanye West -  Not only did he party with Kanye West, he then went on to tell awesome jokes about it.  THEN he got his cousin on Kanye's website.  That is baller.  Also very few white guys hang out with Kanye.  So he is in the minority.

4.  South Carolina -  He is from South Carolina but everyone thinks he is from Libya.  People are impressed that he can sound so American.  I have been to South Carolina and between the dip and the missing teeth I didn't know what anyone was talking about.  I am impressed that I can understand him, but not because I expected a libyan accent, I expected a big redneck one.

3.  He has a DJ -  I am always happy when there is more work for DJs in this world.  Everyone should have badass entry music every time they walk into a room and especially on stage. 

2.  Google - This playboy goes out there and googles himself.

1.  A sensual evening – This is the best comedy central special that I have seen in years.  I was in my room laughing my dick off and my roommate ran in to see if I was dying.  I am 100% gonna have sex while watching this in the near future.  And when I do I will let you know if it was better than watching SuperBad while banging Sparkles doggy style.  Because that was pretty badass.

Basically this guy is one of the few comedians who doesn't tell jokes about how lame he is.  This guy is an up and coming legend.  I need to keep him famous so he keeps telling the jokes that I love.  I will never look at CVS the same way again, that's for sure.

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1. It is one of the top ways of debriefing after a night out.  You can review all of your conversations and keep track of where you can improve.

2. You can track your progress.  Sometimes after a few months of game, you forget where you came from.  Sometimes you can feel like a night out was a failure.  If you read your reports from a few months earlier, you can really see how far you have come!

3. Other people can see your progress.  Your wings can see what you are working on and give you helpful advice or encouragement.  Your posts can also inspire other newbies.

4.  As you become more successful, fans can see where you come from.  A lot of guys meet me and think that I started off at my level.  By reading this blog, you can see that I started nowhere.  If I can come so far, then so can my students.

5.  Reading a good post is always awesome.  I subscribe to 7 other blogs that I enjoy reading.

No matter what level your game is, it can be really useful to start your own pua blog.

All week she was making comments about how men don't understand women.  The thing is all of her comments were the kinda crap you read in FHM or Maxim.  You know, the stuff that is totally inaccurate and useless.

Her big thing is that she is part of the EFT scam.  If you haven't seen tapping, you are gonna love the video.  The thing is tapping is supposed to remove your anxieties.  But she taps ALL THE TIME.  It's really hard to not laugh when you are in a seminar and this girl is tapping like a maniac.  She just taps her chest all the time.  I had a friend when I was younger who had a simliar tic.  But he had MS and if I didn't know it was on purpose, I would think she had a nervous system disease. 

So imagine you're in a bar and you see a girl tapping her chest.  Over and Over.  It's really fast and looks super nervous.  But she believes that you can tap anything out.  Including shit tests.  I almost died when she said that.  It's another video highlight.

She was really weird during Hypnotica's lecture and said she was doing some weird tantric thing.  She was being super sexual and squirmy and it really just weirded me out.  I guess she wrote something on her blog about banging a bunch of guys there.  Some of the instructors or whatever, but honestly it's really gross to me.

When I look at a woman I look at her upper arm to see if there is hidden fat and then I look at her hands.  And based on her hands I would say Erika is mid 40s.  I don't know her "actual" age.  I just know how old she looks.

The other weird thing is that she spends all day slathering lipstick on.  I don't know who taught her how to use make up but it was clearly a clown or blind person.  I think she may have purchased a makeup shotgun from the Simpsons.

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Update I wrote the above right after I left Vegas.  I felt bad that it was so harsh and the video is so rough that I wasn't going to post either.  But she posted a bunch of lies on her blog.  I am totally not down with that.  I have written about my being a dick so many times on here that you know I only tell the truth.  Writing all this stuff about Vegas has probably hurt my career but I gotta do what I believe.

Anyways, the thing that really upset me is that on her blog she called the two girls that her friends abused "porn stars" the girls are actually models who mostly do events like car shoes.  So I think that was really lame.  She was trying to make her story sound cooler, but it's no cool in my book.  I think there is a huge difference between getting paid to stand next to a car in short shorts and getting banged on camera.  I think both professions are cool, but I feel like these girls deserve a little honesty.

I personally dabbled with tapping when I first got into game.  It's totally a placebo at best.  The hours you have to put in to make a difference are insane.  Time spend in the actual field is worth 10x as much.  And for real you can't tap away shit tests.  As soon as a girl catches you tapping, you are burned.

I don't even have any posts about our relationship on here.  I originally wrote a post about our first night together, but I took it down when I realized that I was having real feelings for her.  But I guess that's neither here nor there.

After breaking up with me in a vicious email which ended in her calling me a pervert, she a week later let me have it on im.  I really wish I could feel sad about the loss of our relationship, but for me it was already over.  It ended when we broke up the first time.  She sent me one final email asking me to delete the host of naked pictures of her I have.  I don't really look at them anymore, but come on.

A week after that she started telling lies about me at my old job.  She told them that we started dating while I was working there, which simply wasn't true.  I asked her out after my last day there.  It was exactly why I decided to go for it.

Two weeks ago I come into work just like any other normal day and boom.  My boss rolls in with a lady from hr.  They start throwing out some really messed up accusations at me.  It was a real treat.  They sent me home for a week of paid leave.  While they "investigated."  They never actually talked to me about anything.  The hr lady said she would let me have a background check to prove my innocence.  But of course she never sent me the link to fill it out.

Later in the week I received an email accusing me of being inappropriate at my current job.  Again no explanation was given of the charges.  They finally called me in over a week later.  Like I can't smell a bushwacking.  I had already chatted to my lawyers and knew they were being totally unprofessional in their technique.  But hey, I was already starting to hate the job.

So I finally met the head of my department.  They decided to fire me for me blog.  As you know this blog doesn't have my real name on it.  In the meeting the HR lady lied and said that's how they knew about it.  They claimed that the other investigations were just a coincidence.  AKA I was innocent but they just wanted a reason to fire me.  The HR lady said I chose not to accept the background check and when I asked her why she didn't send it to me, she admitted that she knew I hadn't received it.

Overall, it was a boring experience.  I thought getting fired would be an emotional experience, but really my life is already moving forward.  I am mostly just sharing because let's be honest it's a good story.  I might start writing more about my experience and talking about where I actually worked later on.  For now I have no heart for vengeance.  I just don't care.

So my ex girlfriend got me fired from my job.  In the end the reason they gave was that I am doing "work of a sexual nature."  I make no apologies for the life I live.  I tried to keep my work and private life separate but hey I guess those days are over. 

And yes.  I still have a stack of pics of my ex girlfriend.  Will I post them on the internet?  Right now I can't be bothered.  It's just a shame that she misunderstood me and decided to try and mess with my life in a major way.  I didn't even sleep with any other girls in between when I thought we broke up and when she did. 

I think people should take this business more seriously.  There is really no oversite and I guess that is how there are so many charlatans out there.  Taking money from people when you're not qualified is not cool in my book.  I am always working my butt off when I'm with a student and I do everything I can to blow up his social life.

Most of the 'instructors' in Vegas spent their time hanging out and ignoring students.  I saw a lot of them try and steal girls from students.  That is really shocking.  Some of the guys were so shocked at the end of the week with the students' complaints. 

Students were going off on their own without instructors and getting laid.  Then instructors who did nothing all week would take credit.  I could go name by name with who sucked, but I think the big part is a total lack of direction from the leadership.  Johnny basically never came to the infield stuff and there was no plan.  So without leadership all the instructors bounced around. 

I will say that in my opinion Hypnotica, AFC Adam and Orleans were the only other guys there who should still be in this industry.  Orleans was the only instructor who actually got laid.  And his story is legendary.  He didn't really spend much time with the students.  But overall I know he kept asking Johnny what was expected.  So at least he showed them what was possible.

I really like Harlequin, but he spent the whole time going off and doing awesome things with his buddy.  After the first day students basically never saw him.  Which is a real shame because his game is really tight and he has a lot of knowledge.

Just all these instructors who were totally distracted or never around.

For me love is a face to face kinda thing.  I mean I really did love her and I'm sad that she's hurt.  But I guess we weren't meant for each other.  I hope she fins what she's looking for.

As always I try to be super honest here about what I'm going through and what is happening.

Maybe my next relationship will work out better.  I've already met a few cool girls in this town and I'll write about that later.

He walked into every seminar late and made a ton of noise to make sure he got noticed.  If you walk in late while someone else is talking, you don't stop the whole thing to say your greetings to everyone. 

This guy leads a crew of really creepy guys who can't seem to open sets, let alone close them.  His crew left trash all over the hotel and earned Johnny a $500 fine for leaving their laptops in a hotel room we were no longer using.  The world seems to be their trashcan.  This guy talks a lot about the women he has seduced, but when called out by Orleans didn't actually know what a shit test was.

He explained that the reason he performed so poorly infield was because he is not good at picking up women, he is good at getting picked up.  How can anyone actually say this?  He then explained that he went around a club with the goal of getting the strongest rejection possible and was hoping to be slapped by a woman. 

He tricked two models into coming into his seminar and demonstrated a complete and total lack of understanding of women.  He placed them on barstools next to the window with thirty guys between them and the door.  They looked trapped and were fidgeting like crazy.  His creepy friend then kept offering them food and the girls said they wanted to leave and go eat at a restaraunt.  It became clear that this was not an option and then this guy bragged about "taking care of his women."

He explained to the girls that he creates a container in which women can surrender to him.  He tried to embarass the students by pointing to them and asking the girls to rate them.  I then explained to him that girls care about personality more than looks.  When he asked in broken English if this was true he was SHOCKED that the girl agreed with me.  One of the students suggest that the girls guess which guys were coaches and which were students.  This idiot freaked out again and said that was a terrible idea.

When he talked about trying to get a bad reaction from women and just trying to get a date for a party, I asked the girl if she thought this was nice or if she wanted to slap him in the face.  She said she wanted to slap him in the face.  He of course scrambled to try and control her.

The girl even said "I have read the game, do you guys teach pickup stuff?"  His creepy partner said "No, nothing like that, I teach men to dominate women."  Both girls cringed and so did I.

I could go into more detail about the different ways this guy suggested lying to women, but seeing him do it to a woman's face was more than enough.  It was so obvious he was lying I wanted to die.  This guy and his crew should be kicked out of the dating industry.  Ideally they would be tarred and feathered.

He has already given a talk today at another event and lied about what happened in Vegas.  He claimed he was knee deep in pornstars.  I was at EVERY event he went to.  He talked to one girl.  And only because she was dating a guy Johnny knows.  Guess what – I talked to her too.  Five minutes with a friend's girlfriend is NOT something to blog about.

There is plenty more I could say about this guy.  My final point will be that the only way he was able to get a date for a fetish party was by bringing a prostitute.  And not a nice one.  Steer clear of this idiot.

If you put a gun to his family he wouldn't be able to open a set.  And of course he can't close one.  Stealing some material from pu101 and AMP does not a dating coach make you be.

Overall, this guy is the worst dating coach I have ever seen.  He has zero respect for women and even less understanding.  I have watched him lie to women, students and other coaches directly.  So now you know.  The guy is a creep.

I am going to write an individual post reviewing each coach I met this week, but for now I will just give you the highlights.  I walked out of the entire things yesterday.  Along with one of the paying students.  3 others told me they wanted refunds for how badly they were treated and lied to.

Highlights -

1. Johnny didn't do a SINGLE demo the entire week

2. Most of the coaches took one workshop with him a year ago and started a dating company

3. I got drunk one night and yelled at a coach to open a set or quit the business.  So far he has done neither.

4. Only one coach got laid all week.  Unfortunately, he spent all his time doing that instead of coaching the students.  To be honest I don't blame him, as neither of us realized the other coaches were terrible until much later in the week.

5.  Nearly every coach and student was forced to change rooms at 10am during the week.  I actually had to change rooms 5 times in 5 days.  Due to horrible planning.

6.  The title of the event was learn to pick up porn stars at the AVN expo.  The students were never allowed to go to the AVN.  I asked several times and so did several students.  We were all told it wasn't good this year and that more seminars would be a better use of time.

7.  The students were sold on going to a super elite private fetish porn start afterparty.  Three of the students were turned away from the event for not being on the list.

8.  EVERY SINGLE coach who went to the party got in by taking a prostitute – Except for my man Orleans.

9.  Two students missed the infield events two nights in a row – and nobody noticed except for me.

10. Steve P and Future never came.  And I found out that although he was advertised for months, Orleans was only booked 3 days before the event.

11. The most authority was given to Hristiyan Atanasov.  He opened zero sets all week and was shot down over and over.  He had the balls to say in seminar that he isn't good at picking up women, he is good at getting picked up. 

12.  This "coach" tricked to models into coming into a seminar, positioned them on barstools next to the window with 20 strange guys between them and the door and then proceeded to make them so uncomfortable that by the end one of the girls said she wanted to slap him.  (This review is gonna BLOW YOUR MINDS)

13.  One of the students stormed out of the seminar he was so offended and nobody paid attention.

14.  Most of the students got zero in-field coaching as all of the coaches were too busy trying to meet girls themselves.

15.  AFC Adam's dad was forced to room with me, even though the poor guy is 70 and doesn't deserve to be in such an awkward situation.

16.  Erika Awakening told a student that you can use EFT to "tap away shit-tests" – don't worry I actually got this on video.

17.  I ended up calling my dad 4 days into the workshop nearly in tears telling him I wanna come home from summer camp early.  I am in VEGAS and I wanted to go home.  It was that bad.

18.  The students were taken to the same bar in field 5 nights in a row.  The ratio was never better than 20-1, but they were told that they needed to tighten up their game.

19.  The students who signed up for an event called "Picking Up Porn Stars" were told that this was NOT a pickup event upon arrival.

20.  Everyone was housed in timeshare apartments instead of any of the nice hotels on the strip.

21.  A student and I got a room in a nice hotel for less than the workshop was charging and nobody cared.

22.  Johnny didn't even react until I posted a comment on facebook that I left a bad bootcamp.

23.  The students were brought to a last minute intervention because of my post and ONLY because I said they had all used the word refund with me and promised 1on1 infield with Johnny on Sunday – then THAT didn't even happen.

It has been 24 hours since I walked out of the bootcamp.  Before I left I tried to speak to Johnny and I did speak to several of the other coaches.  Nobody took any action until my comment on facebook.  I had forgotten how many coaches I'm friends with.  At first I was called a traitor.  Then for a while I was being accused of running a secret bootcamp behind the scenes.  THEN I was accused of sabotaging the whole event.  Finally, I was told that if they had known I was coaching in field I would have been told to stop, as an event called "Picking Up Porn Stars" was not about pickup but was about transcending the modern mindset. 

To be honest I REALLY TRIED to get down with this system and learn about moving my life to the next level.  In the end I learned that the core of the system is about lying to women and trying to bang as many married women as possible.  All week the talk was about emancipating women and freeing them from tying their sexuality to economics.  I thought that concept was cool.  Until I heard his "top students" talking about how they just wanted to bang some bitches this week.  I was so uncomfortable with how people talked about women all week that I wanted to leave days ago.  I have three sisters, a mom and two nieces.  Unlike the rest of these guys I think of women as people and apparently that is just all wrong.

I am trying not to sound bitter or anything, but instead to be totally honest about my experience.  Obviously, bringing me to this event was a mistake as I can't sit idly by and let students get screwed.  There are too many charlatans in this business.  All week people were bitching about Sinn hating  on Johnny. I met Sinn once and to be honest, the dude is pretty much a dick, but he IS a good instructor and his blog is good.  I have recommended it in the past.  Anyways, get ready for a ton more drama.  Johnny is already emailing other companies saying what a dick I am.