Overheard In The Ward

I Have His Number

Overheard In The Ward — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:04:27 +0000

Young girl who just found out the primary president was moving: I’m going to miss her sooo much! Mom: I know honey, but Heavenly Father is going to call someone really great, and you gonna love her too! Girl: WAIT!..Heavenly Father has a phone? Overheard by: Sis C-more

Or We Could Say I’m Sorry

Overheard In The Ward — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:47:49 +0000

Primary teacher teaching about choosing the right: What do you think you should do to make things right if you took the cookies your mom set out for your brother and ate them? 6-year-old: Cut open your stomach, get the cookies out, and tape it back together. Overheard by: Marissa W.

Make-A-Title

Overheard In The Ward — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:52:22 +0000

(This is a Make-A-Title. Leave your title suggestion as a comment.) Printed in ward bulletin: Stake Choir practice begins tonight at 6:00 at the Stake Center. Baby sisters will be provided. Please come. Overheard by: The Stork

Cart Blanche

Overheard In The Ward — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:52:02 +0000

6-year-old boy saying a closing prayer in primary: …and please bless that when we get home we will be able to do what ever we want. In the name of … Overheard by: Rachel

Enemies Of Anchovies

Overheard In The Ward — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:13:56 +0000

11-year-old boy: Abraham lived in the land of the Chal-deans. Who are the Chal-deans? 10-year-old boy: I bet they’re the enemies of the sardines. Overheard by: Charlie The Tuna

Primarily Jersey Shore

Overheard In The Ward — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:32:12 +0000

Primary President: Where are you visiting from? Visiting Child: Utah. Primary President: Wow! What do you think of New Jersey? Visiting Child: It’s nice. Primary President: Well… you might be the only one who thinks so. Older Boy: Plus we have one of the best TV shows! Primary President: Oh really? What’s that? Older Boy: Jersey Shore! Overheard by: Slurpeefiend

Freudian?

Overheard In The Ward — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:34:59 +0000

Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man. Overheard by: Scotland YW