Overheard In Liverpool

Overheard by Rachel

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:25:11 +0000

On the 10A in Huyton.

Girl#1:What’s the difference between a lettuce and a cabbage?
Girl#2:Go on, what?
Girl#1:No, it’s not a joke. What’s the difference?
Girl#2:*Laughs hysterically* Ermm, I don’t know.

Overheard By Dan

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:23:44 +0000

Overheard at St. Johns bus station

Guy #1: Yeh mate, the number 10 goes to St. Helens

Guy #2: How’da Fuck does it get to America?

Overheard By Richie

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:22:54 +0000

just outside the odeon switch island last night two teen girls about 16

girl 1 “isn’t good friday on a wednesday this year?”

girl 2 “NO! its not that early. Isn’t it on the bank holiday monday”

God help us all

admin — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:14:48 +0000

Overheard by Michael

admin — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:11:01 +0000

Was on the 15 bus coming home from the Liverpool - Tottenham match the other day. The bus was chocka and I heard this lad say to his mate “Rrr ay lad smells like you’ve shit ya fukin Calvins dere”

The whole bus just exploded with laughter. Then after everyone had calmed down the lad shouts “dunno what yas are fukin laffin for wait until it drifts down your ways!”

Comedy at its peak.

Overheard By Rocky

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:24:45 +0000

Working in town a few years ago and giving the young glass lad loads, he turned to us and said:

“You THREE are a PAIR of dickheads!”

Priceless

Overheard By Chris

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:23:27 +0000

Just caught the end of this:

“…and that was the second time a dog bit my baby.”

Overheard by Chris

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:43:41 +0000

Just caught the end of this conversation…

“…and that was the second time a dog bit my baby.”

Overheard By Nat

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:01:31 +0000

I was getting some bread from a shop in Anfield when the girl behind the counter was on her mobile.
All I heard was “girl I swear I can’t bare not avin sex any longer, I might go get meself a f**k buddie with a big thick cock cos my fanny’s saggy to f**k after pushing dat fat headed bastard out of it”

Da girl on the phone starts laughing then says ‘girl init, I mean it’s not my fault me fella got done for stabbing dat lad up da arse is it?

Only in Liverpool would you hear that while out getting bread. Love it

Overheard By Bill

admin — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 18:32:39 +0000

An argument in the crown pub the other night between a scouse guy and an irish girl caused a pub wide argument of who’s the scousest.

Man 1 - I was born in Huyton
Man 2 - I’m from L1!
Man 3 - Ey lad, I was born on the Liverbirds!