Overheard In Liverpool

Overheard By Sarah

admin — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 18:53:57 +0000

Homeless man in town facing radio city sitting on cardboard playin the flute:

Me: look at him playing the flute in the cold
Brother: yeah but if he doesnt blow on that for money he will have to blow on sumthin else”!!

Overheard By Rach

admin — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 07:07:36 +0000

“am waitin for me mate to bring me some weed, bet he’s sittin in the bogs somewhere gettin a suck off some heffer. am not messin, dat bird’s like a moose. she’ll just be mooin’ while she does it”

:’) Oh how I love Liverpool <3

admin — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 17:50:40 +0000

Overheard By Megan

admin — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:16:40 +0000

I was in town and there was some smack’eds eating butter, and a few minutes later, 2 of them were arguing and all you heard was “YE WERNT SAYEN THA LAST NITE WHEN I SHAVED ME FANNY FOR YE”

And about 20 minutes later the police came on horses, and the smack’ed eating butter was stroking the horse and called the horse butters!

Overheard By Danielle

admin — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:15:10 +0000

Me and my friend were in town one day after a girly shopping day, when we heard some smackheads talking to each other:

If you were a dog I’d put you down, ever since its all we can say to each other.

Overheard By Rach

admin — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:10:49 +0000

Me and my mates were on the bus on the way home from town. One of my friends kept pressing the stop button, making a tune out of it, and the bus driver shouted saying if she didn’t stop it we would get kicked off. She didn’t stop, so when we got to the next stop, the bus driver was like “alright, get off ya fuckin idiot”

Me mate went “it’s my stop anyway, mate.”

Overheard By Charlie

admin — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:07:40 +0000

Overheard in the pub.

U now when it says dolphin friendly, do u think they actually put dolphin in tins of tuna?

Classical

Overheard By Anneka

admin — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:50:01 +0000

I was on the bus into town one day and there were two girls sitting behind me:

Girl 1: ” eyy do animals go to school?”
Girl 2: ” erm.. yeah i think they do yanno”
Girl 1: ” Im being serious though do they really?”
Girl 2: ” im being serious too i think they have to do GCSE’s as well”

:’)

Overheard By Highton

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:19:26 +0000

SWEET HAIRDO

Was on the 82 bus an a group of scals wer avin a Yer Ma battle at da back when one lad said eee lid fuck Yer Ma anyway look at the kip of your mop… looks lyk yav brushed ya hair wiv a toffee apple ya propa scetty meff!!!!

Overheard By Highton

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:18:10 +0000

SCENT DA CELLS

Me an me mate were pulled by the police for a routine stop an the officer said do any of yas have anythin on you that you shudnt?? me mate instantly replied:

Yeah av gt me grandads aftershave on he’s gona go sick… the busy grabbed him by da neck an chucked him inda back of the police car!!! haha