Overheard In Liverpool http://overheardinliverpool.com Yer Ma Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:47:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 Overheard By Guy http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/20/overheard-by-guy-2/ http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/20/overheard-by-guy-2/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:46:58 +0000 admin http://overheardinliverpool.com/?p=2348 Saturday night in the waiting room at the Royal free hospital.

Alcoholic bloke to alcoholic girlfriend with bandaged wrists -

F’kin ell, girl there’s more stitches in you than me friggin’ jacket.

They say love is blind.

]]> http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/20/overheard-by-guy-2/feed/ Overheard by Guy http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/19/overheard-by-guy/ http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/19/overheard-by-guy/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:49:40 +0000 admin http://overheardinliverpool.com/?p=2346 Saturday night in the waiting room at the Royal hospital.

Alcoholic bloke to alcoholic girlfriend with bandaged wrists -

‘F’kin ell, girl there’s more stitches in you than me friggin’ jacket.’

They say love is blind.

]]> http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/19/overheard-by-guy/feed/ Overheard by Julie http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/19/2343/ http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/19/2343/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:45:13 +0000 admin http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/19/2343/ My uncle is ribbed for being a bit tightfisted.

He was fitting my new washing machine and cut his finger in the process. on commenting on how much blood he was losing my mum says, ‘huh, it’s not like you to give anything away’

i just about collapsed

]]> http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/19/2343/feed/ Overheard by Big Steve http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/15/overheard-by-big-steve/ http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/15/overheard-by-big-steve/#comments Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:16:17 +0000 admin http://overheardinliverpool.com/?p=2340 In Cineworld last Friday with my two young daughters to see Alice in Wonderland when some scruffy little goth/emo kid drops her bag on the floor.

The litre bottle of cheap cider she was trying to sneak into the film smashed and went all over the place soaking hers and her mate’s shoes.
My thirteen year old daughter just tutted looked at me and said “what a knob jockey”

I had to laugh!

]]> http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/15/overheard-by-big-steve/feed/ Overheard By Laura http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/13/overheard-by-laura-6/ http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/13/overheard-by-laura-6/#comments Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:03:54 +0000 admin http://overheardinliverpool.com/?p=2335 My friend just said to me:

“I just ate noodles after 12, why havent I turned into a gremlin?”
ACE!

]]> http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/13/overheard-by-laura-6/feed/ Overheard By Sinead http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/11/overheard-by-sinead/ http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/11/overheard-by-sinead/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:51:48 +0000 admin http://overheardinliverpool.com/?p=2333 Me and my best friend were at Creamfields last summer watching Calvin Harris - who’s Scottish and he started throwing Scotland flags into the audience…
I said to my mate “Lets get a flag!”

Mate: “Nah”

Me: “Why?”

Mate: “I dont want a Swedish flag”

great!

]]> http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/11/overheard-by-sinead/feed/ Overheard by Rachel http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/10/overheard-by-rachel-2/ http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/10/overheard-by-rachel-2/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:25:11 +0000 admin http://overheardinliverpool.com/?p=2331 On the 10A in Huyton.

Girl#1:What’s the difference between a lettuce and a cabbage?
Girl#2:Go on, what?
Girl#1:No, it’s not a joke. What’s the difference?
Girl#2:*Laughs hysterically* Ermm, I don’t know.

]]> http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/10/overheard-by-rachel-2/feed/ Overheard By Dan http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/04/overheard-by-dan-4/ http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/04/overheard-by-dan-4/#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:23:44 +0000 admin http://overheardinliverpool.com/?p=2326 Overheard at St. Johns bus station

Guy #1: Yeh mate, the number 10 goes to St. Helens

Guy #2: How’da Fuck does it get to America?

]]> http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/04/overheard-by-dan-4/feed/ Overheard By Richie http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/04/overheard-by-richie/ http://overheardinliverpool.com/2010/03/04/overheard-by-richie/#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:22:54 +0000 admin http://overheardinliverpool.com/?p=2324 just outside the odeon switch island last night two teen girls about 16

girl 1 “isn’t good friday on a wednesday this year?”

girl 2 “NO! its not that early. Isn’t it on the bank holiday monday”

God help us all

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