“Be sure to buy Oxyclean too!”

“Be sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans.”

Out the gate, is this one of the best of the Haribo Gummy Bear Reviews.

This review titled: “Fully weaponized Gummy Bears”

“The cramping started about an hour later, and soon enough I was as bloated as a balloon in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. When the rumbling started I sprinted down the hallway and made it to the bathroom just in time for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to stampede from my backside, laying waste to my home’s septic system AND my will to live. After three hours of a pelvis-shaking Gummy Bear assault, I was spongy and weak, surprised that I had any bones left. I cursed Haribo with the little strength I could muster.”

What a title line for this review: “AWESOME and EXPLOSIVE!!”

“The explosive gas let loose and to an explosive shart!!! 1 mile from home on my walk and it was a long 1 mile back and I had a mess!! Fortunately for compression shorts it didn’t run down my legs!! Now I had to hold the gas for fear of blowing my entire intestines out into my shorts!! I made it home and what happened then was like something out of Dante’s Inferno!!! My butt became an upside down volcano!! Best to stock up on toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner as you will totally spray the bowl and back of the seat!! I would no sooner get done and have to go again. When you get the urge to “go” you best be in proximity of toilet!!! I spent hours on the toilet.”

“Just don’t. Unless it’s a gift for someone you hate.”

“What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM.”

This review titled: “You dont understand.”

“I was glued to the toilet seat. Streams of fire burst from my colon. When i wasn’t experiencing Satans fury exploding from my rear, i was laying in the fetal position on my bathroom floor, sobbing and asking for forgiveness. Im a 280 pound man. I. Was. Sobbing.

When it was finally over, i couldnt move. I crawled onto the floor one last time and sat, motionless, until my dehydration finally required that i drink water. The other reviews are perfectly accurate. This is absolutely, 100% true.

That was quite the review when it comes to these Haribo Gummy Bear reviews.

Eat two at a time. Three if you’re brave. But for the love of God and all things on this earth, DO NOT EAT ANY MORE.”

There’s this review: “Excellent taste, in small portions.”

“During one of the last of the 8 trips to the bathroom, I released such a large volume of gas that my external anal sphincter could not do it’s job, and remained open/relaxed, while about 4.5-5 seconds of gas was expelled. I’ve never experienced, or even heard of that happening. It was so unnatural, that I had to check to feel if my colon had somehow passed through the anal sphincter muscle.”

Yup – Believe the hype!”

“I saw the product reviews and told some coworkers, so we bought a bag (because who doesn’t want to spend the workday on the toilet AND get paid, right??). Brought them in yesterday morning and a bunch of the guys immediately downed a handful each. Within half an hour they were in the bathroom. Best moment of the day was when one of them (who had been in the bathroom for half an hour by that point) texted one of the others. ‘If you think it’s a fart….it’s NOT.’ hahhaaaaaa”

And this one: “Gastrointestinal Armageddon”

“After a few hours, I had an EXTREME build-up of gas with no relief. All I could do was lie on my bed and pray for a fart. That might sound funny, but when you’ve eaten something that has basically turned you into the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka, you’re pleading for relief.”

What a review: “It’s. All. True.”

“OMG. Everything previously written is true. It’s all true. Don’t eat more than 15 in a sitting unless you are trying to power wash your intestines.”

What do you think of these Haribo Gummy Bear Reviews? For more, follow the link to read These Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bear Reviews Are Too Much: Part Two.

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“She gave a whole monologue about how sex sometimes is just physical and how emotionally fulfilling sex is with me but it was bulls**t to get to that point.”

The man continued: “So now I’m left with this, deny my dying wife a wish for my own ego, or let her go f**k another man who she feels was better.”

“Honestly, I’m so p***ed off and betrayed that she asked this of me.”

“I feel like I’m put in a position where I have to say yes because she’s dying.” But does he? If your wife was a dying woman, what would you say?

“I know what I want to say, but I don’t know if that’s right. I’m so hurt that sex with an ex was apparently so good that she needs to do it once before she dies. I just hate everything about this.”

“I’m really not sure what to do.”

Reddit commenters were pretty petty when it came to their thoughts:

“If this is a real story, well then, just pack her stuff and let her live with her ex for the rest of her time,” one person said.

Another added: “Sorry but her illness is not an excuse to treat you like s**t. That is incredibly insulting to you and your relationship.”

Someone else also raged: “This seems like a very odd request to bring to you without any leg work or preparation.”

“That she would significantly risk blowing up her marriage and end of life companionship and care for sex with someone she isn’t in contact with and doesn’t know would still even entertain the thought of intimacy with her.”

Wild right? Certainly odd news. What would you do? Let me know what you think in the comments!

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And allegedly this was all before the attendant demanded the mother take the baby into the bathroom until he stopped crying.

“She was guilting this mom over her crying baby,” Nicole states, “apparently with @Frontier Airlines you need to pay an extra fee for respect,” she added in the caption. “DO BETTER.”

Others shared their terrible tales from Frontier airlines as well saying:

“They changed my flight from a direct flight to one with a 16 hour layover,” wrote a user. “I had a newborn with me … never again.”

“They tried to charge my wife and I for our carry on that fit under the seat. Never again,” echoed another.

“Frontier canceled my flight while the whole plane was on board already and delayed for 3 hours,” alleged a third.

“On Instagram, I tagged Frontier airlines on my story with the TikTok link.  A bot responded to my DM’s, but stopped answering after I gave my flight information and the passengers on my reservation. I have also filed a complaint with Frontier by emailing them, but it said that there is high demand and it might take up to 7 days for them to respond,” she explained. “I haven’t heard anything yet. I wanted to say something on the flight when I got off the plane, but the flight attendant was hiding in the back and had her ID tucked in the entire time with her name, so it wasn’t visible on her uniform.”

“Personally, I wish the flight attendant that said the inappropriate things to the mother with the crying baby should lose her job. It was completely unacceptable and no one should be treated that way. The mom was left in tears,” she continued. “I apologized to the mom multiple times telling her that was completely not okay for the flight attendant to say that to her and I’m so sorry she had to experience that. The mom was wiping her tears saying ‘thank you’ to me and appreciated the support.”

Wow, what a mess on the plane, especially for the people but for the airlines, too.

“Long term, I hope Frontier has stricter training with diversity and inclusion along with customer service,” she stated. “The people she was picking on were minorities, and the people she gave free shots to were white. It was honestly sickening to see the difference of the way she treated the passengers. At this point, I wish I only had to deal with the delayed flight, not with what I witnessed on the flight!”

Wow, as a former flight attendant myself, this is disgusting. As people, we need to give others grace and kindness and this is not it.

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“Hospitality and kindness. On my travels in America, I found the majority of Americans to be kind, keen to help, and lovely to spend time with.”

“NASA.”

“Free refills at restaurants. Still amazed.”

“I have to say Americans are very talkative and they do like to socialize a lot. They love to get together a lot and meet up. There are lots of places to have fun and hang out, like arcades, bowling alleys, bars… it’s just not something people really do where I live.”

“You are allowed to publicly criticize your government and leader.” Yes we are and here in the United States, we do it all the time.

“They make a lot of great music. I’m sort of a metalhead and my country doesn’t have any rock bands.”

“You can right turn on red lights.” Yes, this is a nice part about the United States.

“The diversity is wonderful, in its people, culture, food, architecture, and nature.”

“Zip codes have only numbers — easier to remember than postal codes. And all telephone numbers throughout the country have exactly the same number of digits.”

“The best food I have seen in 35 different countries visited. The food diversity in the United States is phenomenal, and Americans have perfected many cuisines. In Europe, there’s way too much attention to being authentic, and in the US it really feels like the melting pot and ‘bastardization’ of cuisines has elevated food to a whole new level.”

“You have a large, well-educated population, a dynamic economy, a professional civil service, and arguably the most favorable geographic position among all countries today. You also have a culture of liberty which, although facing challenges, is a potent inoculation against totalitarians.”

“Optimism. Even with the ridiculous political situation, Americans are naturally optimistic.”

“My country never would have thought of replacing the bread in a KFC chicken sandwich with TWO PIECES OF CHICKEN. Genius. Keep ’em coming.”

“Innovation. Americans think of really cool stuff and make it happen, from Disneyland to iPhones.” It’s true, we’re one of a kind here in the United States.

“Safety in rural areas. Our dream is to buy a farm and live peacefully, but where I live, it’s so dangerous it’s unreal. When I see movies or programs about people living on ranches or farms in some town in the US, it looks amazing. We could never.”

“Big living spaces. I live in Hong Kong and our average flat sizes are around 300 to 500 square feet. If you are in a flat that’s over 1,000 square feet, that’s considered super luxurious.”

“You guys invest a lot in entertainment. The shows in my country suck.”

“How accommodating many places are to disabled people, especially for people in wheelchairs. There are often ramps and large disabled parking spaces, not to mention that there is an entire amusement park for people in wheelchairs in San Antonio!”

“The country has everything! You want mountains, you got it! You want forest, you got it! You want beaches, you got it! You want huge cities, you got it! In Europe, you have to go from country to country to achieve this.” This is my personal favorite part about living in the United States.

If you don’t live here in the United States, what do you love about it? Or don’t love about it..? For more on Americans, follow the link and enjoy As Americans We Are One Of A Kind: Part One  and As Americans We Are One of a Kind: Part Two.

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Venezuela Coast Continued…

Out of the 30,000 people who died, only 1000 bodies were ever found. The rest disappeared into the water. 150,000 people lost their homes when Los Corales was washed away. What an absolutely awful and ferocious flood.

1.9 million cubic yards of debris was swept to the bottom of the slopes and in

places it was up to 30 feet deep. The flood created a new coastline extending an additional hundreds of feet out into the sea.

Flash floods like this may only happen once every century. Slow rising floods can be just as scary and happen every year. 

Slow rising floods can take days to develop and are much more predictable than flash floods, but that doesn’t make them not ferocious floods. 

Because there is no way to stop them once they start.

The Mississippi

Every Spring the Mississippi river rises until the riverbanks can no longer contain it.

In 2008, heavy rains caused the Mississippi to rise more than 14 feet above normal. The river and its tributaries jumped their banks and spread out to their flood plain.

Most people made it out. Damage to property, crops and livestock totaled $2.56 billion dollars. 

Water spread over eastern Iowa at a rate of filling 1 ½ Olympic swimming pools every second. Once it reached Cedar Rapids, the water took over 9 square miles of the city.

It surrounded 1300 city blocks in Cedar Rapids. It took out highways and railroad bridges and wrecked more than 5000 homes. What an addition to crazy, ferocious floods.

The Mississippi is the largest river in the US. It fans out into a Delta and the city in the middle is New Orleans. In 1927 the river bursts its banks and killed 500 people and submerged nearly one million homes. 

The most impoverished area of the city is the 9th ward. Levees were blown up with dynamite previously to prevent flooding elsewhere in the city. 

A new elaborate system of dikes and levees was built to protect the city. But river water isn’t the only threat to New Orleans. 

Storm surges from hurricanes slam into the coast and this city is more vulnerable to those floods because the surrounding wetlands have started to dry up and shrink.

Currently, 80% of New Orleans is below sea level. The lower 9th ward is on the east end on New Orleans and the only thing protecting the residents from the water is a wall. 

In August 2005 Hurricane Katrina and its ferocious floods tested the dikes and canals protecting the city as it pushed a 12 foot storm surge up the Mississippi Delta. One of those canals channeled water straight toward the 9th ward.

Water from the hurricane storm surge was beginning to lap up over the flood walls. As water began running over the flood walls it also eroded the foundations and the lower 9th ward was filled up.

Tennessee street was two blocks from the storm surge wall, and after the hurricane, it was under 18 feet of water.

A total of 50 flood defenses were overwhelmed and failed along with the one in the 9th ward. Over 700 people died and 370,000 were left homeless. 

With an estimated $80 billion dollars of damage, it’s become the most costly flood in recorded history.

These are such sad endings to such ferocious floods. What do you think?

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Indonesian authorities stated that Yuri’s behavior showed ‘no respect’ for Balinese culture or customs.

The peak is known as home to Mahadewa according to the Hindu Balinese. Mahadewa is the supreme manifestation of Lord Shiva, considered the most superior of all gods.

You need to obtain a permit just to climb the culturally-significant mountain. The Russian tourist took the photo standing on top of the mountain, arms spread wide, wearing a black hoodie and basically nothing else.

Yuri’s pants hung down by his ankles and he was angled facing the mountain range with his back (and butt) facing the camera. His Instagram post has since been deleted, but not before going viral over the weekend for all the wrong reasons.

The picture isn’t the only issue here either, as Yuri and six of his friends reportedly climbed Mount Agung without any permission. The photo caused issues everywhere, from the perception of the island itself to social media commenters who flooded the post.

“He violated norms and showed no respect for our culture,” Bali Law and Human Rights Office head Anggiat Napitupulu said. Russian Yuri has pinned an apology to his page in place of the offensive photo post.

He captioned the video: “I want to apologize for my actions that desecrated the sacred volcano for the local population.

“There is no excuse for my actions,” the Russian tourist continued, “the only thing that led to what happened was my personal ignorance. Ignorance of the peculiarities of the local religion.” Yuri ended the post claiming: “I am ready to take part and financially support the ceremony of offerings to the gods.”

Yuri is banned from re-entering Indonesia for at least the next six months and has been permitted to star for a short time while he promotes ‘good behavior,’ all thanks to his apology.

The Bali Sun reported: “Although Yuri said that he was prepared to be deported should that be a suitable punishment for his actions, it appears at this stage that he will be permitted to remain in Indonesia and play an active role in promoting good behavior by becoming a model tourist.”

No final decisions have been made yet on whether the Russian will be deported from the island.

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Or at least that’s what happened to this couple.

Nick Day proposed to his then girlfriend, Shaina, 21 years ago with a beautiful diamond engagement ring. The day before the wedding, the symbol of Nick’s love to his Shaina, went down the toilet. As in, it fell in.

“She came to me one day and said ‘I think I lost my ring.’ She said ‘it was on the counter now it’s gone and I think I may have flushed it down the toilet on accident.’” Nick recalled.

The couple searched and searched, even got a little dirty, in hopes to find the ring. “I climbed down into the septic tank so we could pump every bit of it through a strainer to try to find it. No luck,” Shaina said.

But then last month, Renee, Nick’s mother, hired a local plumber to replace her toilet, and low and behold. He found the ring.

“He said ‘do you think it’s Shaina’s ring?’ and I looked at it again and I went ‘oh my God yes!’” said Nick’s mom, Renee.

This diamond needed a good cleaning but it sure goes to show that diamonds last forever. Nick’s mom and dad wrapped the ring and placed it under the tree as a Christmas surprise.

“They brought this out. It was wrapped up in a little Christmas bag so we opened it up and both of us knew exactly what it was,” Nick added.

“It was kind of an ugly cry. I sat there and I was like ‘oh my gosh, this is my ring. This is my ring.’ I’m wiping my eyes and mascara is going everywhere,” Shaina said.

The couple has yet to decide if they will add the diamond to a new piece of jewelry or pass it on for a future generation. The couple says they learned a valuable lesson and also Nick says, “Check your toilets when you lose things.”

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Camels in Texas?

Camels were imported into Texas to help with the transportation of goods. Crazy to think when we’re used to horses and cattle for that type of thing in that time period. During the real Wild West, camels actually roamed around parts of the United States. And in Texas in the 1850s, there was a good chance you probably saw one. Jefferson Davis believed that camels would help transporting goods westward. Because of this, in 1855 the government imported 75 camels and brought them to Camp Verde in Texas. The initial camels were used in trips to San Antonio but with the onset of the Civil War, the use of camels pretty much came to an end.

Cowboys Played Faro

People usually associate poker with this time period but this thing is, poker was too slow paced for such a fast time. Instead, cowboys would play faro, which is distantly similar to poker but a different game. Faro’s history is older than the Wild West  as it was apparently created in the 1700s. It started in France and requires several players and a banker. It was popular as it was easy to pick up and a generally fast-paced game.

Wild West Food

Food was understandably entirely different back then. Much of the food eaten in the Wild West are things that rarely still hear about today. Things like boiled mutton, soused calves’ feet, and calves’ heads were common back. They were typical dinner foods for families in the mid to late-1800s. They did have yummier foods like boiled eggs, omelets, dried fruit and canned beans but it really had to do with what was available at the time.

Outlaw Laura Bullion

Of course, most outlaws of the wild west era were men but that doesn’t mean there weren’t women out there making a name for themselves. Laura Bullion was the daughter of a bank robber, so it does seem that she takes after him. Bullion was known to associate with people like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, helping forge checks, steal goods and more. She retired from robbing in 1901, after being arrested for robbing a train. She spent three years behind bars before seemingly wanting to change.

Bison Hunting

Food was hard to come by back then and bison were the choice of meat in those days and many lost their lives for this reason. In the early 1800s, there were a reported 10-30 million bison in America, and a century later, that figure was down to less than 1,000. It wasn’t just food people were after when it came to the bison though, they wanted to “take them away” from Native Americans as well, as the Anglos knew that Native Americans relied heavily on these animals. Congress eventually outlawed the hunting of bison when there were only hundreds of the animals left. The only herd left was in Yellowstone National Park but thankfully this move grew the numbers of bison population over the years to a much healthier 200,000.

Wild West Birthday Parties

Each culture has their own way of celebrating birthdays but none are quite like the ways of the Wild West. Parties back then were more reserved, without people knocking back drinks and facing the camera. Pictures show family members standing around the table looking content. After all, what’s better than a celebration with a bunch of friends and family?

Saloon Girls

The differences between the east and the west during this era were pretty big and this seems to be one of them. Saloon girls in the east weren’t well known, where in the west they were common place. Many thought that saloon girls were there to be intimate with the patrons but this wasn’t the case. (Well, in the most shabby of saloons this might have been the case.) But for most saloons, saloon girls were there to entertain the men and there to get them to keep spending their money.

What’s your favorite real Wild West fact? Did you like part one or part two better?

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She say’s that she’s addicted to the pain of body modification.

Anu Karki, 25, of Nepal, South Asia, says she’s the first person in her country to get her eyes inked entirely in black. She details this as her favorite modification so far. She grew up “obsessed” with all things piercing and modification, and tattoist Anu is now known online as “emo punk,” due to her look.

Anu, who has various stretchers and tattoos, says  she falls “in love” with her eyes “every time” she sees them, and feels “so proud” to be the first girl in Nepal to have them inked black.

Anu said: “The most painful body modification for me was my split tongue, as I felt sick for at least a week. I have no idea how much I’ve spent on tattoos because I have my own studio, so I don’t pay for these now. I gave myself my first tattoo about five years ago and a modification about five months ago.”

Anu has spent around 365,000 Nepalese Rupee (£2,386) or just under $2876.00 American dollars on creating her eye-catching, original looks. She has plans for modifications she wants going forward. She is hoping for a tongue tattoo for her next modification but said that “this will take some time.”

The tattooist Anu, a regular TikTok-er, said, “My dream body modification is horn implants and making my ears pointy, as well as getting a hook, but let’s see. I get a lot of positive and negative reactions, as our culture is different for most girls.”

She continued: “Society loves a girl with decent clothes, who can become a nice housewife but I don’t like these people who judge. They think tattoos, modifications, and piercings are done by people who take drugs and they don’t understand it’s an addiction getting inked to the pain.”

“If they hate or like what I do, I still will do what I want to my body and I won’t regret any of this,” she concluded.

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The Texan has always planned to make it as an influencer and is set to become the first millionaire in her family. Bailey posts her fashion looks on her Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter accounts.

However, most of her cash comes from her X-rated adult subscription site OnlyFans.

Bailey said: “I did always intend on being an influencer but I think an eye opening moment for me was seeing other girls that were built like me, who looked like me, who were successful at it.

“My mum said ‘I knew from the jump because you were so fascinated with taking photos of yourself and always talked about being famous.’

“I don’t like labelling myself but if I had to I’d just say I’m an internet sensation.”

Beyond manifesting her own fame, she says she’s always been super confident. She shared that, “In the times where I didn’t feel confident I just reminded myself that I am one of many people out there, and anything that I don’t like about myself I can change.”

Bailey’s look is currently all-natural but she plants to have a stomach surgery eventually, to remove and “get rid of the FUPA”.

She added: “I think my confidence stems from my mum. She always made me feel beautiful and talked positivity into me all of my life, especially in those moments where I felt worthless.”

Her family supports her endeavors and are proud of her career. Bailey commented, “My family is the reason I go even harder with this career.

“They do not really see what I post online but all in all they are very proud of me and how far I’ve made it. First millionaire in the family.” She lives a pampered life but as an influencer, especially in her area of content and with 353,000, she of course deals with trolls and attacks on the regular.

She told us: “Most of the haters and trolls on my profile are mad that I haven’t responded to their direct message yet.

“I am literally unaffected by mean comments. I’ve had some really really bad comments and threats too.” Though, she gets lots of good stuff, too.

“Most of the attention I get is good attention from men and, surprisingly, women.”

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