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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 11:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>A male soldier was making a show on how he was an alpha male amongst other males in the office one day while I, female, was busy sending emails at my desk. After a heated topic that I wasn&#8217;t paying attention to I did hear him say out loud &#8220;Momma didn&#8217;t raise no b**ch! Without [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>Eggsasperating</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 11:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>The first lady orders something regular, the second asks for a change in the kind of waffle she was having, no problem. The third... she asked me if she could make her own omelet. Her friends were already joking about how difficult she is, and she can't even order off fast food menus without changing something.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 10:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>I work for an insurance company. Most times our work is fairly basic, with both the good and the bad customers. And sometimes the odd ones too. This day one of my coworkers sent me a message over chat with the link for some documents for a claim with the message &#8220;Why?&#8221; The customer had [&#8230;]</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 09:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>This happened when the global Covid pandemic was in full force. Mask mandates were in place everywhere and if you showed cold symptoms, you HAD to get tested for Covid asap before going anywhere &#8211; if tested positive, you were required to quarantine at home for 2 weeks. As this takes place in Germany, insurance [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>Placebo Me, Part 10</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 09:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Customer: "It's so cold in here!"<br />
Manager: "We operate a lot of freezers, and it's warm outside today, so we have to—"<br />
Customer: "—When a customer tells you it's cold, that means you go wherever you need to go to turn the temperature up!"</p>
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