Safe For Work Hotties

Nikky Case

2009-11-10T00:30:00.000-05:00

Nikky Case

If you ever get the chance to have breakfast with Nikky Case, consider yourself the luckiest person alive.

Nikky Case

Nikky Case is enchanting here, really just a beautiful young lady with an abundance of presence before the camera.

Nikky Case

Nikky Case has a gallery here...

Lanny Barbie

2009-11-08T22:59:00.001-05:00

Lanny Barbie

I think that the worst nickname you can give a lady is "barbie" because it denotes something fraudulent and fake, at least to me.

Lanny Barbie

Lanny Barbie is better than the name some casting agent gave her, and she really looks lovely here.

Lanny Barbie

Lanny Barbie has a gallery here...

Janine Lindenmulder

2009-11-06T06:19:00.002-05:00

Janine Lindenmulder

Janine Lindenmulder has been in the news, but here she shows off why she should be considered Safe For Work.

Janine Lindenmulder

Look, if you're a porn star on drugs, and really, who isn't, then you probably don't need to have custody of your kid.

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Janine Lindenmulder has a gallery here...

Amber Evans

2009-11-02T00:32:00.000-05:00

Amber Evans

This set shows Amber Evans in black and blue, in a very stylish piece of swimwear.

Amber Evans

I think the lines are what strikes me as being post-worthy about this--the curves and lines are amazing.

Amber Evans

Amber Evans has a gallery here...

Laura Dore

2009-11-02T00:13:00.001-05:00

Laura Dore

It was long past due--we had to create a special gallery for the lovely Laura Dore.

Laura Dore

Laura Dore's gallery is now here...

Nicole Graves

2009-11-01T23:19:00.001-05:00

Nicole Graves

Our greatest effort is being applied to the problem of finding better, and more thrilling, hotties.

Nicole Graves

Nicole Graves. Thrilling. A wonderful model. Amazing. A masterpiece. This is as good as it gets.

Nicole Graves

Nicole Graves brought me to my knees. I nearly passed out. I was revived with just one look at her.

Nicole Graves

Nicole Graves has a gallery here...

Underboob

2009-11-01T00:13:00.001-04:00

Jenna Presley

Let it not be said that I couldn't appreciate something new.

Blair Snell

Stormy Daniels

It's fascinating to me--where were all of the underboobs when I was in college? We prayed for the V-neck, we usually got the turtleneck. The ladies, they knew that, in order to protect their virtue, they had to have more turtlenecks than V-necks.

Patrycja Mikula

Amy Ried

Veronica Ricci

The underboob--what is that I feel so cheated about?

Krystal Rawicz

2009-10-30T06:22:00.000-04:00

Krysal Rawicz

Krystal Rawicz

Krystal Rawicz looks fabulous outdoors, as this set proves.

Krystal Rawicz

Krystal Rawicz has a small gallery here...

Stormy Daniels

2009-10-28T06:23:00.000-04:00

Stormy Daniels

I went and looked at the website, and it doesn't appear to me that Stormy Daniels is still running, but you never know.

Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels has a gallery here...

Zuzana Drabinova

2009-10-27T21:55:00.001-04:00

Zuzana Drabinova

I can't get over Zuzana Drabinova--what a hottie she is. I have put out a memorandum--if there are any others out there like Zuzana that we haven't added here, they must be added immediately. Then, I took a nap and woke up and forgot about the blog, til now.

Zuzana Drabinova

Zuzana Drabinova has the beginnings of a gallery here...

Racquel Darrian

2009-10-25T22:30:00.001-04:00

Racquel Darrian

A fine, fine set by Racquel Darrian--a lovely woman and a tremendously famous model.

Racquel Darrian

Racquel Darrian has a modest gallery here...

Catalina Cruz

2009-10-24T00:37:00.001-04:00

Catalina Cruz

When I discovered that we had not done anything with Catalina Cruz, I threw everything into the air and bellowed like a madman.

Catalina Cruz

How could we have missed Catalina Cruz? She's fabulous!

Catalina Cruz

Catalina Cruz has a gallery here...

Wendy June

2009-10-24T00:18:00.002-04:00

Briana Banks Megapost

2009-10-23T22:40:00.005-04:00

Two sets from the lovely Briana Banks

Monique Hajkova

2009-10-23T22:39:00.001-04:00

Monique Hajkova

I think Monica Hajkova probably intimidates a lot of people, but, really, when you look this good, how can you not?

Monique Hajkova

Monique Hajkova has a gallery here...

This is Why I Do Safe For Work Hotties

2009-10-23T22:13:00.004-04:00

Union Cannon, Gettysburg National Military Park

I hate to toot my own horn, but if I don't, no one else will.

The former superintendent at Gettysburg National Military Park is being reassigned because he used his Federal computer to look at pictures of naked women. While we can all speculate as to the morality of such a thing, it's important to note that this man probably--probably--wouldn't have gotten into trouble if he had simply logged into to view my "Safe For Work Hotties."

I only know of three people who have been fired or imprisoned for looking at my blogs, and all of them were in the Islamic Republic of Iran. I have created a niche--like hotties? Don't want to get in trouble with The Man? Check out my Safe For Work Hotties, sir. I can't guarantee that some blue-haired old scold won't freak out, but I can guarantee you this--all over the world, hundreds of members of the United States military look at my blogs and see hotties and they don't get in trouble and they aren't blocked on the Department of Defense networks. This is absolutely true--I have seen thousands of hits over the last year and a half from these networks. This is why I created the special Safe For Work Hotties blog and the Safe For Work Hotties gallerys. Why would I put it on the front page if I was ashamed? Why be uptight? It's the Internet. Calm down, Poindexter.

So, really, there's no need for this:

The superintendent of Gettysburg National Military Park told a newspaper he is being reassigned because U.S. Interior Department investigators discovered that he used his federal computer to view sexually explicit images.

John Latschar will begin Monday at the Historic Preservation Training Center in Frederick, Md., as a special assistant to the National Park Service's associate director for cultural resources.

Park service spokesman David Barna would not say why Latschar had been reassigned, calling it a personnel issue, but Latschar told the Evening Sun of Hanover he is being reassigned because of his misuse of the federal computer.

Latschar told the newspaper that "there's no excuse" for his behavior. He said he was "going through some rough personal and professional times" from 2004 to 2006, when he used his computer to search online for the images, which he said were like those found in a Playboy magazine.

Latschar didn't immediately return a message left by The Associated Press at his Gettysburg park office. Latschar, in an e-mail to park employees obtained by the AP, apologized but did not mention the images.

"As I say goodbye to all you good folks, I would like, once again, to offer you my heartfelt apologies for what has happened," Latschar wrote. "My greatest sorrow is the embarrassment I have brought upon my family, my friends, and you - my former employees - of whom I have always been so proud."

I'm sad that I couldn't help him. I'm sad that I wasn't around during that period to have my blogs assuage his feelings of loneliness and all that. I'm sorry that more people aren't catching on, but I don't worry about that. I started in the middle of nowhere with nothing and I've come a million miles since then.

I mean, how can you look at this:

And this:

And not feel better?

I realize I exclude the ladies, but, in point of fact, there are Safe For Work Hunk blogs. If I could find one, I'd hook you up, girlfriend. I'm not a good judge of male beauty. I know the ladies, and I know what works, and I've had many a lesbian tell me that my eye is pretty good. So I'm not being difficult on purpose--I just don't have an eye for putting up pictures of hunks.

I use a basic standard--if it's roughly the same thing you can see in Maxim or FHM, I put it up. I have my son go and find the pictures and crop them and rebalance them because most sites balance the photos so that the flesh is red hot. I prefer to balance things a little cooler than that.

If it's something naughty, I run with it provided there's no nudity. I love portraits. I think you could see what you see here on television, easily, so I don't feel guilty. I don't worry so much about using images illegally--I comment on them and I consider what I do fair use because I'm using a snippet of the material as a whole, and I'm using the fully-clothed images that are more artistic. If anyone asks me to take something down, I'm happy to oblige (hasn't happened yet). If anyone asks for a link, happy to oblige. If someone is offended, I shall do my best to put things right. I have tried to get away from famous actresses and models, and I have tried to use models that you may not have heard of or who are from the "blue movie" realm because, let's face it, the women you find in the adult industry are genuinely beautiful. Were it not for the fact that they can't deliver a line without stammering in an Eastern European accent, they'd be on network television. And, for the record, Jennifer Stone is better looking than Jennifer Aniston.

By and large, I realize that it isn't everyone's cup of tea, but so what? I'm here to entertain myself as much as I am to do something different, and, brother, this blog is different. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I bring it and I leave it, and I don't care what anyone thinks.

This is Why I Do Safe For Work Hotties

2009-10-23T22:13:00.000-04:00

Union Cannon, Gettysburg National Military Park
I hate to toot my own horn, but if I don't, no one else will.

The former superintendent at Gettysburg National Military Park is being reassigned because he used his Federal computer to look at pictures of naked women. While we can all speculate as to the morality of such a thing, it's important to note that this man probably--probably--wouldn't have gotten into trouble if he had simply logged into to view my "Safe For Work Hotties."

I only know of three people who have been fired or imprisoned for looking at my blogs, and all of them were in the Islamic Republic of Iran. I have created a niche--like hotties? Don't want to get in trouble with The Man? Check out my Safe For Work Hotties, sir. I can't guarantee that some blue-haired old scold won't freak out, but I can guarantee you this--all over the world, hundreds of members of the United States military look at my blogs and see hotties and they don't get in trouble and they aren't blocked on the Department of Defense networks. This is absolutely true--I have seen thousands of hits over the last year and a half from these networks. This is why I created the special Safe For Work Hotties blog and the Safe For Work Hotties gallerys. Why would I put it on the front page if I was ashamed? Why be uptight? It's the Internet. Calm down, Poindexter.

So, really, there's no need for this:

The superintendent of Gettysburg National Military Park told a newspaper he is being reassigned because U.S. Interior Department investigators discovered that he used his federal computer to view sexually explicit images.

John Latschar will begin Monday at the Historic Preservation Training Center in Frederick, Md., as a special assistant to the National Park Service's associate director for cultural resources.

Park service spokesman David Barna would not say why Latschar had been reassigned, calling it a personnel issue, but Latschar told the Evening Sun of Hanover he is being reassigned because of his misuse of the federal computer.

Latschar told the newspaper that "there's no excuse" for his behavior. He said he was "going through some rough personal and professional times" from 2004 to 2006, when he used his computer to search online for the images, which he said were like those found in a Playboy magazine.

Latschar didn't immediately return a message left by The Associated Press at his Gettysburg park office. Latschar, in an e-mail to park employees obtained by the AP, apologized but did not mention the images.

"As I say goodbye to all you good folks, I would like, once again, to offer you my heartfelt apologies for what has happened," Latschar wrote. "My greatest sorrow is the embarrassment I have brought upon my family, my friends, and you - my former employees - of whom I have always been so proud."

I'm sad that I couldn't help him. I'm sad that I wasn't around during that period to have my blogs assuage his feelings of loneliness and all that. I'm sorry that more people aren't catching on, but I don't worry about that. I started in the middle of nowhere with nothing and I've come a million miles since then.

I mean, how can you look at this:

And this:

And this:

And this:

And not feel better?

I realize I exclude the ladies, but, in point of fact, there are Safe For Work Hunk blogs. If I could find one, I'd hook you up, girlfriend. I'm not a good judge of male beauty. I know the ladies, and I know what works, and I've had many a lesbian tell me that my eye is pretty good. So I'm not being difficult on purpose--I just don't have an eye for putting up pictures of hunks.

I use a basic standard--if it's roughly the same thing you can see in Maxim or FHM, I put it up. I have my son go and find the pictures and crop them and rebalance them because most sites balance the photos so that the flesh is red hot. I prefer to balance things a little cooler than that.

If it's something naughty, I run with it provided there's no nudity. I love portraits. I think you could see what you see here on television, easily, so I don't feel guilty. I don't worry so much about using images illegally--I comment on them and I consider what I do fair use because I'm using a snippet of the material as a whole, and I'm using the fully-clothed images that are more artistic. If anyone asks me to take something down, I'm happy to oblige (hasn't happened yet). If anyone asks for a link, happy to oblige. If someone is offended, I shall do my best to put things right. I have tried to get away from famous actresses and models, and I have tried to use models that you may not have heard of or who are from the "blue movie" realm because, let's face it, the women you find in the adult industry are genuinely beautiful. Were it not for the fact that they can't deliver a line without stammering in an Eastern European accent, they'd be on network television. And, for the record, Jennifer Stone is better looking than Jennifer Aniston.

By and large, I realize that it isn't everyone's cup of tea, but so what? I'm here to entertain myself as much as I am to do something different, and, brother, this blog is different. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I bring it and I leave it, and I don't care what anyone thinks.

Crissy Moran

2009-10-23T06:01:00.000-04:00

No idea if that really happens, but it should.

Crissy Moran

Crissy Moran is so fabulous, you can go months without posting anything about her and then post something and watch the world line up at your door.

Crissy Moran

These are "orphans" or images where we only found one or a handful in a series...

Crissy Moran

Crissy Moran has a gallery here...

Jana Cova Makes Everything All Better

2009-10-20T23:26:00.000-04:00

Jana Cova

Some women have healing powers, and Jana Cova probably has those powers.

Jana Cova

I look at Jana Cova, and I just feel a whole lot better.

Jana Cova

Jana Cova has a gallery here...

Aimee Sweet is Safe For Work

2009-10-18T20:52:00.001-04:00

Louise Glover

2009-10-15T23:14:00.001-04:00

Louise Glover

This is a great set from Louise Glover, and I really lament the fact that I don't know more about her.

Louise Glover

Louise Glover has a small gallery here...

Monique Hajkova

2009-10-14T00:21:00.000-04:00

Monique Hajkova

The shade of light blue in her outfit here is really visually stunning.

Monique Hajkova

Monique Hajkova cannot take a bad picture, she really cannot.

Monique Hajkova

Monique Hajkova has a gallery here...

Sydney Moon

2009-10-12T00:20:00.001-04:00

Sydney Moon

I think Sydney Moon is amazing. Here, she goes outside in jeans--a lady does not wear jeans, of course, so Sydney tries to take them off. A lovely form of hilarity ensues.

Sydney Moon

It's a good thing someone was there to take pictures.

Sydney Moon

Tori Black

2009-10-11T00:19:00.001-04:00

Tori Black

Tori Black keeps it safe for work and looks fabulous here.

Tori Black

I really like the use of white here; contrasted with the red and with her hair color--this is a wonderful set.

Tori Black

Tori BlackTori Black has a gallery here...

Veronica Saint

2009-10-10T05:56:00.000-04:00

Veronica Saint

Veronica Saint has a gallery here...