Ninjew Star

Is this thing on

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Tue, 30 Jan 2018 13:57:00 -0500

Is this still on?

Magic Outhouse Time Capsule

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 12:35:00 -0400

Ok, maybe not exactly MAGIC, but still outhouse. And still weird. Honestly, I don't think I'd have ever considered digging through ancient poop piles. Then again, I'd never have imagined that you could race an outhouse either.

WANT~!

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 22:12:00 -0400

BUY ME MANY OF THEM!

Sorry for not posting more.

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Wed, 8 Feb 2012 22:36:00 -0500

I've been busy, and well, let's be honest. I don't have any readers. Here's a bacon rocket to keep you mildly entertained.

SOPA IS THE WORST THING EVER!

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 08:49:00 -0500

It's the super cancerAIDS of the internet at the moment. Check out this comic. He explains it pretty simply. No image today, in honor of "blacking out" for SOPA.

100 years of misery

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 20:16:00 -0500

Absolutely everything about 100 year old fruit cake terrifies me.

I'm sure by now it's become an immortal demon.

I might have to re-think my feelings for this holiday

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Fri, 9 Dec 2011 21:12:00 -0500

EPIC. METAL. CHRISTMAS!!

OK, so the metal is kinda cool, but I'm not switching sides.

Are they running out of places to haunt?

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Wed, 7 Dec 2011 22:12:00 -0500

So, apparently there's a toilet in Vietnam that's more in need of a Ghostbuster than a plumber. Unless of course you're those guys from the History Channel that are ghost hunting plumbers.

See, here's what I don't get though. Say you're a ghost, right. Why would you chose a Vietnamese dorm toilet as your haunting grounds? I mean, really... there's got to be better places.

Because I feel like posting some more about weird food

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:34:00 -0500

ENJOY!

Actually, truth be told, I'd eat everything there.

GOBBLE GOBBLE!!

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 11:11:00 -0500

So, would you rather be eating with these guys, or with drunk uncle Marty who's complaining about being abducted by aliens again? Tough choices, tough choices......

GOBBLE GOBBLE

Hipsters

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Mon, 7 Nov 2011 14:50:00 -0500

After the break, behold the best explanation of hipster speak. Ever.

YAY! BIRTHDAY!

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Mon, 7 Nov 2011 12:12:00 -0500

No, it's not my cake. Just wishful thinking....

Electric Delorean

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 21:48:00 -0400

OH HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We've got a new look!

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 13:00:00 -0400

What do you think?

Yeah, I know, It's been like a zillion days since I posted last. Sorry, I just haven't seen a lot of good stuff lately. Also, I have not had the time to post stuff for the 2 people who actually read this blog.

And by 2 people, I mean my right and left eyes. Although, sometimes the right one is partially closed.

Great things to do with Bacon

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Sun, 4 Sep 2011 22:20:00 -0400

Do I need to really explain this any further? Hit this link.

Yup. That's a dancing bacon. You're welcome.

UFO Sighting in Port Jefferson!!

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 23:24:00 -0400

Aliens!

Did they Greys cause the flooding? Did they stop if from getting worse?

Or was the ship just a little off its mark (they usually stop at the studios of WUSB and drop off DJs)?

Thanks Mike N. for the tip!

So where were you when the big one hit?

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 21:26:00 -0400

OMG EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

So, yeah, it was kinda cool,but largely a non-issue for most people. Just a lil' shakin'.

I'm just waiting for all the awesome conspiracy theories about Muslim socialist aliens from planet Snooki conspiring to kill us all and take over the world.

WHEN HAIR COMBS ATTACK!!

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 14:04:00 -0400

Well, not quite, but for this girl, combing you hair could be deadly.

I actually heard this story on the radio this morning, but they quickly took the story down. Who knows how true any of it is. I'm actually more upset that I googled "evil hair brush" and couldn't find any examples of evil anthropomorphic hair accessories.

Sacramento Plastic Surgeon on the Possibility of Breast Implant Bombs

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 10:48:00 -0400

Bad Syfy movie anyone?

Vampire Moths

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 22:57:00 -0400

In Soviet Russia, MOTHS ARE VAMPIRES!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAIT, AND THEY LET THE MOTHS DRINK THEIR BLOOD???????????????????

Kitchens are no longer just for Sammiches any more

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Tue, 2 Aug 2011 12:35:00 -0400

If you are this enterprising gentleman, your kitchen is also home to a nuclear reactor. You know, I could think of a few safer project to undertake in my kitchen. Like breeding Unicorns.

Google, y u'r home page link no work?

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 22:32:00 -0400

Google, why does this "What do you love" link not work? Does the link work for everyone besides me, sine my life is entirely devoid of love?

Glowsticks in a blender

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 00:33:00 -0400

SO PRETTY!

China has a strategic pork reserve?

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 22:54:00 -0400

So, I think I'm going to apply to be official guardian of the Chinese bacon stash. The Chinese may have an awful track record when it comes to things like human rights, but they sure do understand what's important in life.... BACON.

New Chupacabra sighting?

noreply@blogger.com (Nosferajoo) — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 13:33:00 -0400

If you are in the mood to believe this guy on CNN, we may have some more photographic evidence of the elusive Chupacabra. One of my favorite cryptids. Or, it's just a mangy coyote.