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        <itunes:subtitle>Reading only the headlines so you don't have to!</itunes:subtitle>
        
        <itunes:author>Michael Turner, Nick Williams &amp; Karl Cordell</itunes:author>
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        <itunes:keywords>newshit,satire,news,hit,bullshit,headlines</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>NewsHit. Your weekly fix of news. The headlines are smashed into tiny pieces by Mike, Nev &amp; Karl, sprinkled with the finest bullshit before being concentrated into a tiny podcast and sent in the first class carriage of the interweb straight to your ears in super sounding stereo.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:owner><itunes:email>newshitnews@gmail.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>Michael Turner, Nick Williams &amp; Karl Cordell</itunes:name></itunes:owner><item>
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      <title>The Polytics Show 12th October 2012</title>
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      <itunes:summary>In this week's show TPS discusses sexism at University after the Cardiff Women's Association comes to loggerheads with the organisers of pub crawl CARNAGE. EU couldn't make it up, the 2012 Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to the European Union. And finally, from Russia with love, further developments in the ongoing crisis between Turkey &amp; Syria.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this week's show TPS discusses sexism at Unive…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In this week's show TPS discusses sexism at University after the Cardiff Women's Association comes to loggerheads with the organisers of pub crawl CARNAGE. EU couldn't make it up, the 2012 Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to the European Union. And finally, from Russia with love, further developments in the ongoing crisis between Turkey &amp; Syria.</description>
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      <title>The Polytics Show 28th September 2012</title>
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      <itunes:summary>We're back after the summer break and in this week's show we discuss the recent rise in tuition fees, what will it mean for new students &amp; universities. Also we talk about the fortunes of the Deputy Prime Minister, the electoral prospects of the Liberal Democrats and that apology, before discussing a few stories from Afghanistan in our International Focus of the week.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We're back after the summer break and in this wee…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>We're back after the summer break and in this week's show we discuss the recent rise in tuition fees, what will it mean for new students &amp; universities. Also we talk about the fortunes of the Deputy Prime Minister, the electoral prospects of the Liberal Democrats and that apology, before discussing a few stories from Afghanistan in our International Focus of the week.</description>
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      <title>The Polytics Show 19th July 2012</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 08:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In this weeks show; HSBC and the international money laundering scandal. G4S on Olympic security mis-management. This week's International Focus is on Asia where the panel discusses Chinese AID to Africa and the US Navy begin a display of military strength in the Pacific which is lean, mean and, well, green.

All this and more in The Polytics Show</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this weeks show; HSBC and the international mo…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In this weeks show; HSBC and the international money laundering scandal. G4S on Olympic security mis-management. This week's International Focus is on Asia where the panel discusses Chinese AID to Africa and the US Navy begin a display of military strength in the Pacific which is lean, mean and, well, green.

All this and more in The Polytics Show</description>
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      <title>Charles Clarke Interview with The Polytics Show</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 10:57:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The Polytics Show Interviews the ex-Education and Home Secretary Charles Clarke.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Polytics Show Interviews the ex-Education and…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The Polytics Show Interviews the ex-Education and Home Secretary Charles Clarke.</description>
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      <title>Charles Clarke Endorses The Polytics Show</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 10:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Charles Clarke gives his thoughts on The Polytics Show.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Charles Clarke gives his thoughts on The Polytics…</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>The Polytics Show 14th June 2012</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 22:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In this weeks edition of The Polytics Show, the Church of England insists that the Coalition's plans to legalise gay marriage will lead to a divorce of church and state. 'Nick Clegg the Calamity'. The panel discusses how it all went wrong for the Deputy Prime Minister and whether he will still be leader of the Liberal Democrats by 2015. Finally, our International Focus looks at the Euro 2012 host countries, Poland and Ukraine. Has the media fairly portrayed the fans and why is Ukraine a long way from the days of the Orange Revolution?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this weeks edition of The Polytics Show, the C…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In this weeks edition of The Polytics Show, the Church of England insists that the Coalition's plans to legalise gay marriage will lead to a divorce of church and state. 'Nick Clegg the Calamity'. The panel discusses how it all went wrong for the Deputy Prime Minister and whether he will still be leader of the Liberal Democrats by 2015. Finally, our International Focus looks at the Euro 2012 host countries, Poland and Ukraine. Has the media fairly portrayed the fans and why is Ukraine a long way from the days of the Orange Revolution?</description>
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      <title>Arrested Development - An interview with the author</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 21:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In this short clip we get a little analysis from the author on his latest article for TPS. Bartosz Lyszkiewicz presents the political obstacles to the European football championship host countries. The article discusses the deception of the Yanukovych government, which has been something of a headache for Polish diplomacy. What does the West have to do to get Ukraine back? And are there lessons to be learned from the Yulia Tymoshenko case?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this short clip we get a little analysis from …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In this short clip we get a little analysis from the author on his latest article for TPS. Bartosz Lyszkiewicz presents the political obstacles to the European football championship host countries. The article discusses the deception of the Yanukovych government, which has been something of a headache for Polish diplomacy. What does the West have to do to get Ukraine back? And are there lessons to be learned from the Yulia Tymoshenko case?</description>
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      <title>Postgraduate Society Annual Conference with The Polytics Show</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 09:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The Plymouth University Postgraduate Society are hosting their annual conference on the 26th June 2012. To book a place or find out more, go to www.thepolyticsshow.com and click on Events.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Plymouth University Postgraduate Society are …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The Plymouth University Postgraduate Society are hosting their annual conference on the 26th June 2012. To book a place or find out more, go to www.thepolyticsshow.com and click on Events.</description>
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      <title>Newshit10(four fifths of your recommended sepp blater allowance)</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:16:31</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Greeting newshitters!

Branson misses out on buying a black hole in Newcastle, Sepp Blater pulls another corker out the bag &amp; the silly bugger is at it again. NewsHit 10, a healthy alternative to the news, with 15% more bullshit.

Before you bite into this weeks freshly prepared newshit, here's what you'll find:

- Northern Rock bought by 61 year old virgin (5mg);
- Sepp Blatter, Honky Cracker (100% RDA);
- Stephen Glover, Silly Bugger (trace)

(serves 16:31)

Don't forget to email us your abuse/news-gifts to newshitnews@gmail.com, we'll attempt to integrate them into a forthcoming podcast.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Greeting newshitters!

Branson misses out on bu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Greeting newshitters!

Branson misses out on buying a black hole in Newcastle, Sepp Blater pulls another corker out the bag &amp; the silly bugger is at it again. NewsHit 10, a healthy alternative to the news, with 15% more bullshit.

Before you bite into this weeks freshly prepared newshit, here's what you'll find:

- Northern Rock bought by 61 year old virgin (5mg);
- Sepp Blatter, Honky Cracker (100% RDA);
- Stephen Glover, Silly Bugger (trace)

(serves 16:31)

Don't forget to email us your abuse/news-gifts to newshitnews@gmail.com, we'll attempt to integrate them into a forthcoming podcast.</description>
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