New Products From Archie McPhee

Dashboard Monster

Mon, 07 May 2012 09:05:28 -0700

We've liberated one of our Deluxe Finger Monsters from being on the tip of your finger and made him bigger so you can put him on the dashboard of your car.

Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler

Mon, 07 May 2012 08:59:19 -0700

Slicey the pig just realized how delicious he is and now he wants to share himself with you!

Underpants Candy

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 09:33:15 -0700

The next time someone tells you, "Eat my shorts," you tell them no problem and pull out your Underpants Candy.

Honey Badger Mints

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:09:43 -0700

Got bad breath? Honey badger don't care

Mr. Bacon Metal Serving Tray

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 08:30:45 -0700

With this metal tray featuring friendly Mr. Bacon, bringing out yummy consumables has never been so much fun!

Let's Eat Serving Tray

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 08:32:34 -0700

This printed metal tray features a knife-wielding pig inviting you to enjoy a slice of himself.

Last Supper Metal Serving Tray

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 08:28:10 -0700

Next time you're having friends over for loaves and fishes, serve this printed metal tray featuring the biblical Last Supper.

TV Dinner Metal Serving Tray

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 08:31:43 -0700

Whether you're hosting a party, attending game night, or simply serving up dinner, this printed metal tray featuring a traditional TV dinner will make any food irresistible.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:26:25 -0800

Take your vinyl Inflatable Unicorn Horn out of its tin, blow it up and put the elastic strap around your head. Suddenly you are a unicorn!

Zombie Sleep Mask

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:25:06 -0800

This Zombie Sleep Mask makes you look like a brain-hungry, undead creature. Surely, that will make your family leave you alone for a little peace and quiet!

Steampunk Sleep Mask

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:24:13 -0800

This Steampunk Sleep Mask makes it look like you're wearing retro-futuristic goggles while you take your afternoon siesta.

Deluxe Smoking Jacket

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:22:29 -0800

This Smoking Jacket wil add a dash of class to any situation.

Bacon Candy Necklace

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:20:52 -0800

You can keep your diamonds and pearls, this jewelry has the flavor and beauty of bacon.

Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:19:27 -0800

This vinyl Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken slides easily into any bag or purse waiting to be introduced at the exact moment a little levity is needed.

Squirrel Mask

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:18:08 -0800

Do not wear around dogs.

Cardinal Mask

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:17:12 -0800

This full-sized, adult Cardinal Mask lets you strut your stuff with bright plumage that is sure to make you the cock of the walk.

USB Pickle Light

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:28:46 -0800

Plug this into any USB port and the pickle on the end will glow with a soft green light. Ideal for night blogging!

Mustache Ice Cube Tray

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:26:27 -0800

This silicone Mustache Ice Cube Tray makes 8 perfect 'staches that are so cool, they're downright frigid!

BBQ Chef Hat

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:23:15 -0800

Wearing this BBQ Chef Hat makes you the backyard BBQ Big Daddy!

BBQ Buddies Fancy Foil

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:22:17 -0800

This shiny Fancy Foil is decorated with friendly anthropomorphic hot dogs and hamburgers. Use it to wrap a gift or pack up food for later.

Butcher's Choice Fancy Foil

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:20:42 -0800

This shiny Fancy Foil is decorated with fresh cuts of meat and is so cool you'll forget that plain boring foil ever existed.

Scalp Squid Head Massager

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:12:37 -0800

Experts agree, there's nothing more relaxing than a head massage from a squid.

Bigfoot Welcome Mat

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:09:53 -0800

The Bigfoot Welcome Mat not only invites our favorite legendary furry beast into your house, it also reminds him to wipe his big ol' feet.

Dear Leader Frugal Toothpaste Extrusion Device

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:07:11 -0800

Nothing reminds people to be frugal like a dictator.

Anime Eyes Glasses

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:15:27 -0800

Konnichiwa! These glasses allow you to mimic the large eyes of anime characters. Otaku approved!

Fish Head Sucker

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:29:35 -0800

This Fish Head Sucker looks shockingly like a real, roly-poly fish head. Eat it up! Yum!

Chicken Sucker

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:01:05 -0800

Winner, winner chicken dinner. This Chicken Sucker looks just like freshly plucked poultry, but has a delicious orange flavor.

Steak Sucker

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:22:19 -0800

Our Steak Sucker is the cherry flavored meat that's neat to eat.

Lobster Claw Lollipops

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:21:33 -0800

Unless you suffer from excessive saliva production, you won't need a bib to eat this lobster claw.

Snake Lollipops

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:21:11 -0800

Snakes are dangerous creatures, but Snake Lollipops are delicious cinnamon-flavored treats!

Banana Slug Sucker

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:18:49 -0800

Our tasty Banana Slug Suckers look just like the real thing, with the added bonus of tasting of yummy bananas!

20 Sided Sucker

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:17:56 -0800

Within the world of gaming, a single roll of the dice can determine the difference between living or dying. In the real world this 2" lolly is hefty enough to be used as a weapon if someone tries to cut the line in front of you at Comic Con.

Emergency Googly Eyes

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:13:01 -0800

Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-covered tin filled with 20 pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes.

Switchblade Spork

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:11:34 -0800

Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king.

Last Supper Paper Placemats

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:10:42 -0800

Put down one of these Last Supper Paper Placemats the next time you're having friends over for loaves and fishes and your table will remain miraculously tidy.

Jinx Removing Spray

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:09:35 -0800

Make bad luck a thing of the past!

Magical Unicorn Mask

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 10:14:48 -0800

This mask lets you be the unicorn you know you are!

Creepy Pig Mask

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 10:15:23 -0800

This pig looks a little demented and angry. You would be too if everyone coveted your insides because they were made of bacon.

Inflatable Tentacle Arm

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:49:43 -0800

Your plain old human arms are so humdrum and commonplace. Why not replace one of them with an Inflatable Tentacle?

Look Taller Shoe Lifts

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:48:36 -0800

These foam shoe inserts will add an inch to your height and give you more self confidence and poise - a key to success and romance.

How to Keep Your Husband Apron

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:42:03 -0800

This politically incorrect apron is a reproduction of a classic novelty produced in the '50s and is covered with delightfully outdated rules that a wife should follow if she wants to keep her husband.

Finger Sporks

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 13:35:52 -0800

Introducing Finger Sporks, instant robotic enhancements for your fingertips! Regular humans pick up one bite at a time, but a Finger Spork-wearing superhuman can scoop up four cyborg-size bites at once!

Ear Worms Ear Buds

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:24:42 -0800

When a song is especially catchy it's referred to as an ear worm. So, when you're listening to the song you can't get out of your head, you might as well wear ear buds that make it look like worms are trying to get out of your ears.

Hot Dog Ear Buds

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:23:37 -0800

These novelty Hot Dog Ear Buds will help you really "relish" your music.

Green Tea Mints

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 16:41:20 -0800

Carry that soothing, familiar Green Tea flavor with you anywhere in the form of tasty Green Tea Mints.

Crazy Cat Lady Candy

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:19:55 -0800

What does a cat lover do when they can't be at home enjoying the company of their cats? Simple, they commune with their beloved feline friends by eating tasty tutti-frutti candies shaped like little kitties.

Roller Girl Candy Cigarettes

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:09:59 -0800

Roller Girls choose Roller Girl Candy Cigarettes to give them that extra tough look while they perform whip assists and body checks, but experience none of the damaging health consequences of real cigarettes.

Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:07:38 -0800

Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food?

Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:07:53 -0800

Pack your lunch with a Crime Scene bag and that lunch room thief will think twice before crossing a police line to sample your peanut butter sandwich.

Made With Love Sandwich Bags

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:04:53 -0800

These bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren't eating processed food packaged in a factory, but pure love on bread with an extra helping of "I think you're awesome" on the side.

Underpants Bandages

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 15:55:17 -0700

Don't leave your wound out there for everyone to see. Quick, cover it up with one of these Underpants Bandages!