<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7490158140030246667</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2024 20:24:19 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>I&#39;m no longer a monk</category><category>monk</category><category>Loose sentences</category><category>manure</category><category>master</category><category>feet</category><category>temple</category><category>God</category><category>fertilizer</category><category>live</category><category>muck</category><category>plant</category><category>Buddha</category><category>Love Hurts</category><category>Neverland</category><category>Pan</category><category>When I fall in love</category><category>bless</category><category>choosen one</category><category>cruel</category><category>door knocking</category><category>dung</category><category>end</category><category>fight</category><category>forget</category><category>garden</category><category>getting out</category><category>give up</category><category>heaven</category><category>hell</category><category>hope</category><category>humans</category><category>job</category><category>life</category><category>love</category><category>oracle</category><category>ordure</category><category>police</category><category>principle</category><category>sheriff</category><category>shit</category><category>shot</category><category>suicide</category><category>survive</category><category>world</category><title>My Short Texts</title><description>All my short texts...</description><link>http://myshorttexts.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Isaac Marinho)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>15</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7490158140030246667.post-4931614212720443420</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 14:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-09T11:53:43.799-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bless</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">God</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">life</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">live</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Loose sentences</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">suicide</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">survive</category><title>Loose sentences - 05</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;God bless you. 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