Muzik Snob

"Freeeeeze! DROP!" . . . now let's watch how the HooD pop!

2010-10-25T20:40:00.010+01:00

unless you have been living under a ROCK or donated your ears to OXFAM then you may have heard of Armand van Helden & A-Trak's last collab :::: DuCK SAuCE ???? and their latest disco-delight : "" Barbra Streisland "" : check out the vid right here ;;;

but . . . . . that is not the only treat to tickle your fancy ce soir. I want you to check out a Chicago-based duo who are TEARing apart & STITCHing together some phenomenal Hip-Hop m*sh-ups - - The HooD Internet - - wanna see what I mean??? have a earsy at this very special remix ::::

Young Dro VS. DuCK SAuCE - FREEZE, Barbra!

if that doesn't tickle your fancy then I really don't know what will??? enjoy

DiPLO - Still COOLER than the other side of your pilloW!!

2009-12-22T12:41:00.005+00:00

going from an underground SMASHer to a overground dancehall exocet, DiPLO burst onto the scene - uniting the commercials and discerning music snobs alike - with the UNtouchable MAJoR LAZeR album; unveiling the likes of . . .

Pon Di Floor (ft. Vybz Kartel)

back in May DiPLO took a little cameO and 'ft' with the KiNG (ding'a'ling) of house SIR tiesto ::: bringing out an Ibiza-rattlinG tune, that certainly put those Vaukhall Corsa (mug)PUPPETS in their f*cking place!!! - - - - C'MON!!!!

Tiesto ft DiPLO ---- C'MON

Now . . . as the glow sticks have FADEd, the sun-tan's WHITEned and the bleached blonde is ANYthing but Strawberry blonde I bring you a saucy little remix ; fruitful with some dirrrtY dancehall RiDDim ; by a naughty LA outfit :: dskotek - - - -

Tiesto ft DiPLO - C'MON (dskotek remix)

i hope you ENjoy (and i hope this time MuzikSnob is here to stay ;) )x

how about you go stick your BLEEP up your BLEEP, whilst i get down to some DJ Dan Browne naughtiness!!!

2009-11-05T14:37:00.004+00:00

Muzik Snob is proud to present the next instalment from DJ Dan Browne ,,,, and what an instalment it is; be sure NOT to listen to this is you are of a sensitive disposition as this HEAVY mix will be DRAGging you around the dancefloor by your ShorT & CurlieS!!!

the Mighty sound of DubsteP has arguably been the SOUND of the summer dancefloor, what with the Phenomenal colab between Diplo & Switch : MAJOR LAZER : which tore through the dance floor FASTer than a FAT kid in a CHOColate factory . . . and made way for some of BiGGeST, NauGHTieST, FooT-STaMPiNG tracks & remiXes from producers and DJs worldwide : : : check the PON DE FLOOR vid ici : : :

*** MAJOR LAZER : Pon De Floor ft. VYBZ Kartel ***

NOW, it's time for you to get this MIX on the downLOAD, turn up the speakers and get DOWN b*tches ::::

DJ Dan Browne : BLEEP BLEEP mix
pon de floor - major lazer (coldblank remix / Beatau cue remix) mash up
Silvio Ecomo - Moombah (afrojack remix)
Bob sinclar - love you no more (chuckie remix)
underground sound (Rolvarios Rework)
De Bos - On the run (get down remix)
David Guetta - sexy bitch (afro jack remix)
Groovewatches - sexy girl
Chris Kaeser - who's in the house (chuckie remix)
Yeah yeah yeahs - heads will role (atrak remix)

enjoy the DOWNLOAD >>>>>>>> here x

SUBvert the system and FOCUS on some dancefloor ANARCHY ; ; ;

2009-10-26T20:41:00.007+00:00

KICKstarting your career in the form of a demoCD in the palm of the DnB Godfather ; ANDy C ; is the wax that Dreams are made of ::: i'd like to welcome you to the reality of SUB FOCUS ::: with his roots firmly planted in the Drum 'n' Bass scene, SUB FOCUS' impeccable production and eclectic ear saw him hemorrhaging the Dancefloor's with own blisterinG beatS and litterinG streetS with remixes from Deadmau5 to Dr Octagon to The Prodigy to Empire of the Sun . . .

The Prodigy - Smack My B*tch Up (Sub Focus Remix)
Empire of the Sun - We are the People (Sub Focus Remix)

after spending the Last years providing the marching orders to many a Drum & Bass recruit and being LAUDed by the likes of Radio 1, this YEar, this MOnth, has seen SUB FOCUS drop his FiRST and self-Titled album upon the masses , , , Pulling on his Passion for music, you will find a showcase of tracks that effortlessly slip/slide/drive/&/drop between Drum & Bass, Jungle, Dub Step, House, Electronica, RAVE = ALL beautifully engineered to produce a SOUND of snares, roars, bass, blips and serenades a SOUND that will Smile in your Face ---- whilst it pulls your guts out :::: LISTEN >>>>>

Sub Focus >>>
Let the Story Begin (1min 5secs in Ladies & Gents; 1min 5secs!!!)
Move Higher (i'm just a sucker for that opening Hook)
Rock it (complete with video below; how Snazzy!!)

enjoy until your D's & B's drop off x

F*CK Gary Barlow . . . this is WILEY's "TaKE THaT" !!!!

2009-10-22T18:58:00.007+01:00

. . . one of the CO-founder's of the UK's GRiME scene, WILEY has swung his way to the FOREfront of danceFloor's across the D.A.N.C.E. world, leavin' behind him a VERBal wake of Bust 'n' Broke MC's . . . heralding from the Manor of Bow, EAST london TOWN, WILEY & his RoLL DeeP crew ('shake a leg' anyone???) have seen about translating the word of the street into a lyrical symphony of Attitude . . .

. . . having helped Pioneer GRiME, WILEY set about bridging the gap to the equally Filthy Beats of the electro uprising that was swallowing up the underground as our DANCEing feet knew it ; ; ; smashing it with

** WILEY - Wearing My Rolex **

CHECK_INNIT >>>>
Wearing My Rolex + Zombie Disco Squad Remix
Wearing My Rolex + The Heatwave Refix FT Beenie Man

Sooooo it without further ADO . . . I present WILEY's WiNTER WaRMER . . . Hot off the press this track WILL be your personal anthem to the snowey months, so belt up and take a listen :::::

; ; ; nuthin' more to say, i think the track say's it all ;) enjoy x

WANG! . . . less of a CLUB . . . more of a P.A.R.T.Y.!!!

2009-10-20T22:06:00.012+01:00

. . . born on 27th NOVember '99, WANG is the love child of Electro Elvis & lula ::: born out of pure Passion for the RAVE scene and abhorrence for the corporate branding & Policing that has suffocated the true roots of D.A.N.C.E . . . they set about throwing a party that would nuture the ongoing LOVE affair between MUSIC and the UNDERGROUND ; ; ; a party that would carry you from Dusk 'til Dawn with the biggest SMiLE on your face ; ; ; a party that would take you on a Trip like no other _ _ _

coined as ""the NEW voice of the OLD underground"" WANG does exactly what it says on the TiN . . . way before Muzik Snob was an ink BLOT on a digital NOTEpad; WANG took me on a Night like no other ;; everything i'd thought I'd missed from the HEAT of the 90's acid raves was right here in ALL it's FiLTHY glory!!! . . . and NOW it's your turn to dip your techno-TOES . . . 14th NOVEMBER celebrates WANG's ''10 years of defending the dance underground" . . . boasting a HEAVY line-up of ::::

* Squarepusher
* Simian Mobile Disco
* Andrew Weatherall
* Plaid
* Mark Broom
* Radioactive Man
* Bass Junkie & Dexcorcist
* Richard Sen AKA Padded Cell
* Posthuman
* Vibration Dub Sound System
* Julian Fairshare
* Soul Jazz DJs
. . . and of course WANG's very own :::
* lula & Electro Elvis

Check, check the flyer >>>HERE<<<

Can't wait that long i hear you SCREAM???? then get along to the innocently DuBBED 'Warm-Up' @ T-BAR this Thursday 22nd Oct ::: FREE entry, just ROCK up 'n' BOOGIE!!!!

I'm gonna leave you with this little treat
___ SiMiaN MoBiLe DiSCo = TiTS & aCiD ___

see you there . . . for plenty of ENJOYment x

let Death's Drums Jack your Back 'til your Body Sweats!!!

2009-10-12T18:34:00.011+01:00

after a little Sabatical MUZIK SNOB returns with a spine-CHILLer from a personal favourite :: DRuMS oF DeaTH :: graveyard-FRESH from a monster tour with pretty-mouthed Peaches and the summer's FESTivals,, DoD has crafted a sweet f*cking tune right HERE with

>>>> "got yr thing" <<<<

a CREEPy blend of deep-Haunting vocals, high-Pitched sfx, and a snap-Perfect wood-block HOOK (Stanton Warriors anyone???) . . . catchier than CRACK, I defy you to not take a little listen and NOT be Snap-Back-Jackin' where 'ere you be!!!

not satisfied with the original???? Greedy urchins aren't yer? here's a Tasty remix from STARKEY ::: banGin'''
DRuMS oF DeaTH ::: got yr thing (STARKEY remix)

this track writes the script to DRuMS oF DeaTH's debut music video from his new album '''Generation Hexed''' released on Greco-Roman label ::: check-check it here:::

enjoy . . . x

Come & Play! . . . . No! that's not a FACIAL, that'd be Play&Come!!!

2009-06-27T18:30:00.006+01:00

following a great reception to Muzik Snob's last post on monsieur Marshall Hackett . . . . I thought you'd appreciate a little more DISCO delightS from the GroovY MotheR F*ckeR!!!! . . . . first up a smart bootleg : : :

*** Diplo & Dr Evil ~ Whistle Mary Jane (solid groove VS claude vonStroke Vs I ♥ What edit) ***

you may, or may not, know that Marshalalalalala was playing in the Come & Play AND Disco tents at Glastonbury ; laying down a devious SILENT disco set for the hardened P.A.R.T.Y. warriors @ 0515 this fine morning!!!! for all of those who could not FACE the muddage and for all of those who COULD, but can't remember a BLEEDin' thing, check out this COME&PLAY inspired mix from the man of the moment ::::::

I ♥ What? – Come & Play
traX;
01) Chuck Love – Livin At Night
02) Alan Barratt – Funk Zero Zero Part One
03) Quality Control – Non Stop Feeling
04) Q-Burns Abstract Message – You Are My Battlestar
05) Sound Navigators – The Grind (Chuck Love Remix)
06) The Sound Republic – Insomnia
07) Too Short – In The Trunk (IamXL Bumpin House Remix)
08) Ken Murray – Be A Jerk (Sound Diggers Beef Jerky Rerub)
09) Inland Knights – Slummin’ It
10) Da Sunlounge – Whore House
11) Jan Driver – X Tra (X Side)
12) Jazzy Eyewear – Privacy
13) Prztz – Oldschoolized
14) Stacy Kidd – Disco Mania (Hump Mix)
15) Joshua Heath – Heartache
16) Kraak and Smaak – Ain’t Gonna Take It No More

enjoy wrapping your HEARing apparatus 'round that BOOGIE x

Tony Edit is the . . . "Biggest Party Eva !!!!"

2009-06-25T20:47:00.025+01:00

welcome, WELCOME, Gather 'round and give a M*SH'd up, rave welcome to Tony Edit from the DiSCO ViLLAiNS!!!! so tony . . .

- "Put yourself out there in three words."
>>> "Crown Royal, Partying, Intense or . . . . . Biggest Party Eva!!!!"

- "What is your personal motto?"
>>> "If you ain't first your Last . . . I wake up in the morning and piss excellence :P . . . Stop with the BitchAssNess . . . Give Love, Get Love . . . and the classic: B.A.D. Beyond All Difference . . . too many catchphrases in my book!!!"

- "What goes down as your best Crowd ever?"
>>> "Mexicali in march with Boys Noize it was insane, I jumped off stage gave champagne to people it was the most fun ever, there were like 10,000 people insane literally insane. Loved it. The energy was amazing."

- "What is your biggest Blunder?"
>>> "Hitting Louie in the face while djing in Mexico City, haha my bad louie."

- "Which producer, for you, is making the biggest sounds at the moment?"
>>> "Fake Blood, A1 Bassline, Bloody Beetroots obviously, The DV. Dirty Disco Youth . . . Soulwax is still killing sh!t, Hot Pink Delorean, Designer Drugs and the Homie Bird Peterson, Gigi Barrocco, older Herve stuff, B.rich, Armand Van Helden, LAzrtag . . . "

- "You guys have M*SH'd up such a diversity of artists, from Justice to Wu-tang Clan, from Ludacris to Gorrillaz. Which has been your favourite and WHO's up next?"
>>> "I can't really decide on a favorite . . . I love the Move B*tch remix and the Justice remix cuz they are instant party starters . . . I really the Sexy Neon Wine remix because it’s the most indie rock thing we have done, im also really digging our new original track called 'We Just Came to Get the Party Started' (plug! ;p) coming out on beatport soon with remixes by Dirty Disco Youth, Barletta and LAzrtag ~ it kills everytime. Right now we have a bunch of new official remixes in the works, some for Hot Pink Delorean, Bunny Lake, Tommie Sunshine . . ."

- "I know you guys are big on the BLOG scene and I think that it is great that you guys nurture the community that helped tell the World about how AWESOME you are! Whether it be another BLOG, DJ or Producer trying to break it out there, who in particular would you like to SHOUT OUT?"
>>> "Yeah we definitely love the blog world, it has been and remains the way to keep music important, in fact I feel bad we haven’t been able to get more new stuff out on the blogs with all the official remixes and touring we have been doin'. Europe was insane by the way . . . The ninja Deville A.k.a. Teen Porn (disco shit), our homies Shark Attack from Diego, Our friends LAzrtag, B.rich, Night Drugs, all of which are gonna break it out man. We definitely need to shout out the B.A.D. OC crew.

- "are you a :::: Mover OR a Shaker?"
>>> "i'm a Maker! Hahahahahaa!!! ( Mover and Shaker together get it!?!) just playing . . . i'd say Shaker."

- "What is your best party trick?"
>>> "our intense energy (crown royal, jagermeister, redbull, monster, five hour energy)"

- "If you were a tune, what would you be?"
>>> "-We Just Came to Get the Party Started- by the DiSCO ViLLAiNS or -Get Low- by L'il Jon."

- "Who is your TOP Movie Villain?"
>>>"The Joker in Batman Begins ~ that shit was hilarious and scary-ass-f**k at the same time..."

- "A question from you, to me . . . ."
>>> "How do you say, 'How do you say?' in your language? (DANIEL)"
- "That's easy . . . 'How do you say?' . . . though I do like a little bit of french, 'comment ca c'est dit?'"

- "I asked the same question to detBoi and he threw this question out there. . . . so . . .
- "whoomp there it is, what do you think it is?"
>>> "It is definitely THE PARTY aka . . . in the Words of the Wiseman: L'il Jon . . . The CRUNKNESS!"

Big Thanks to Tony Edit for the taking the time to hit up the Q&A's for Muzik Snob!!!

enjoy? sure you did! x

Louie Fresco has . . . "Attention Deficit Disorder!"

2009-06-24T20:58:00.017+01:00

always trying to get an INsight into the people bringing us THE sounds of THE music Land, Muzik Snob got hold of Louie Fresco from the one and only : DiSCO ViLLAiNS : to feel the FiBRe of his FaBRiC . . . .

- "Put yourself out there in three words."
>>> "Attention Deficit Disorder."

- "What is your personal motto?"
>>> "Let’s get social, bitch!"

- "What goes down as your best Crowd ever?"
>>> "Ppl singing along and mosh pits at the same time."

- "What is your biggest Blunder?"
>>> "Not remixing Phoenix’s “1901” cuz I didn’t know who they were.. silly ol’ me..."

- "Which producer, for you, is making the biggest sounds at the moment?"
>>> "Fake Blood... hands down..."

- "You guys have M*SH'd up such a diversity of artists, from Justice to Wu-tang Clan, from Ludacris to Gorrillaz. Which has been your favourite and WHO's up next?"
>>> "I’d say Luda... but I love how the crowd reacts to the We Are Your Friends remix everytime.. I’m only taking official remixes now, I’m doing some remixes for Edwin Van Cleef, All Leathers, Tommie Sunshine, and many others, but when I have some free time I would like to collabo with Gigi Barocco."

- "I know you guys are big on the BLOG scene and I think that it is great that you guys nurture the community that helped tell the World about how AWESOME you are! Whether it be another BLOG, DJ or Producer trying to break it out there, who in particular would you like to SHOUT OUT?"
>>> "The RAWKERZ blog is a definite favorite.. I would like everybody to know about some up and coming dj’s we’ve met so far like Macho Moustacho, Jmar, Grizzly, Jive & Xillo, Heavy Mental, KH, Cesar Sanchez, Charlie Luthergates, Deville and Gee4.. some mad talent over at the Baja area."

- "are you a :::: Mover OR a Shaker?"
>>> "I try to be a bit of both, but since I’m really lazy I’m considered more of a Sitter."

- "What is your best party trick?"
>>> "Coin behind the ear... CLASSIC!"

- "If you were a tune, what would you be?"
>>> "Duel of the Fates from Star Wars."

- "Who is your TOP Movie and Cartoon Villain?"
>>> "BrickTop from Snatch... I love the Muttley, the dog from Wacky Racers... we share the same laugh..."

- "A question from you, to me. . . ."
>>> "What’s your bank account number and password? (send it to my email..)"
- "I think Millie Jackson & her Orchestra can answer this for me . . . . (click here)
- "I asked the same question to detBoi and he threw this question out there. . . . so . . .
. . . whoomp there it is, what do you think it is?"
>>> "Jizz??"

MASSIVE thanks to Louise Fresco for putting a little bit of himself out there to accompany his HEAVYheavy tracks. . . . watch this space for Q&A's from the other half of the DiSCO ViLLAiNS :::: Tony Edit ::::

now get gone and ENJOY the DiSCO ViLLAiNS . . . . . it'd be rude not toO!!! ;) x

I ♥ Dancing!!! . . . . . I ♥ Marshall Hackett

2009-06-22T22:33:00.003+01:00

suitably coined by many as the 'King of the Breaks' --- Marshall Hackett goes by various alter egos ::: I Dig Deep - I ♥ What? -&- Ganjafinger ::: but what they ALL have in common is their passion to get your TOES-tapping, your ASS-jiggling, your HANDS in the air doing the FUNKy-space-inVaders RaVE-shuffle and YOU coming up like a m*ther-fuckerrrrRRRR!!!! Checkout this sweetSWEETsweet mix that I guarantee will get you ToMMY-TiCKLED ::::::::

Super, Smashing, Great!
----->DOWNLOAD

Marshall Hackett's mixes combine a LOVE of breakS, funk, robot voices, wobbles, blips and whistles to take you on a MUSICally-MAGICal journey of B.O.O.G.I.E. . . . . . pure musicalitY. DJing is only one string to this Boys Bow when he is not laying down tunes on your dancing pavement, he is putting together his own production, organising GRooVE-tasty nights ''' Discograffiti ''' and plying his Funk'o'pinions on the public @ his ilovewhat BLOG. . . . . . check out more of Marshall's mixes on his PODcast and if you manage to get your Mud-loving-ASS to Glastonbury then look him up and let him make you feel NAUGHTY : : : : Sat 27th June - 0515 - SiLENT DiSCO

I ♥ What? . . . . . . . enjoyMENT x

Muzik Snob presents . . . . EXCLUSIVE : DJ Dan Browne . . . .

2009-06-22T21:58:00.008+01:00

always keen to keep you cheeky little readers H-H-Happy ;;;; Muzik Snob presents . . . . . an EXCLUSIVE dollop of mixage just for YOU, courtesy of DJ DAN BROWNE;

The Muzik Snob Summer Mix 2009 - DJ Dan Browne

traX;
1. Animal- Mike Snow (Fake Blood Remix)
2. Back Of The Van- Lady Hawke (Kid Cola Remix)
3. Stuck On Repeat- Little Boots (Fake Blood Remix)
4. No You Girls- Franz Ferdinand (Zodiac Cartel Mix)
5. Warp It Down- Bloody Beetroots Vs LaidBack Luke & A-Trak (John Roman)
6. Who Da Champ- Herve
7. Boom Riddim- Rico Tubbs (Sharkslayer Remix)
8. Inna Di Dancehall- Toddla T (The Count & Sinden Remix)
9. Pon De Floor- Major Lazer (Ernold Sane Remix)
10. Hustler- Simian Mobile Disco (A-Trak Remix)

::::::::DOWNLOAD ICI::::::::

BiG UP and enjoy ---- DJ Dan Browne styley ;) x

JaYmo is . . . "Honest, Warped & Fertile!"

2009-06-18T20:01:00.011+01:00

ahead of playing at Pete Tong's 'Wonderland' @ Eden in Ibiza --- Muzik Snob managed to catch up with JaYmo, for a sweet little Q&A :::::

- "Put yourself out there in three words."
>>> "Honest, warped, fertile"

- "What is your personal motto?"
>>> "Say your prayers & eat your vitamins.... No, sorry, that's Hulk Hogan's motto. Erm.... I often slip into the mindset of a wrestler. My favourite is the Buzzy Bee, his special move is 'The Sting'. I find this afflication helps when I'm trying to make my tracks sound more meaty."

- "What goes down as your best MODA ever?"
>>> "First one at the 1600 capacity Engine Shed. We went from 400 to 1600 people overnight- a brave move for any promoter. But our rep had been getting really far spread and we always sold out. This event was yet another sell out, suitable headlined by Kissy Sell Out. It was broadcast on Radio 1, with Andy and me doing a live Essential Mix! That's a lot of firsts in one night- next level shizzle!"

- "What is your biggest Blunder?"
>>> "Not having a hugely distinguishing feature like Andy George. I need something to rival his enormous hair that allows me to be spotted in public, maybe at Boots when I'm queing up to check my Club Card points."

- "Which producer, for you, is making the biggest sounds at the moment?"
>>> "Bassline/ wobbly stuff is still wicked, but there's a lot of crap around that is ultimately having a negative effect on the scene. It's wicked that more people are getting into producing & that software is easier to use than ever before, but if you really wanna make it as a producer you should hold back until you are ready. First impressions count!

For big names, obviously Touche/ Fake Blood is still a killer- he's been my favourite DJ & producer since waaaay back & he is still one of the best. Detboi, Foamo, Sinden, Drop The Lime - they consistently make wicked tracks and push things forward.... The kings of 2009 will be inevitably be Diplo & Switch, with their Major Lazer project- Pon De Floor absolutely kills every floor we've played in to across Europe- no one is safe!

My first love as far as Dance music goes was Disco & French House, so I'm really happy that sound has come around again. His Majesty Andre, Grum, Louis La Roche, Russ Chimes, the Valerie crew - they're all making amazing music with lots of funk and melodies- it works great in our sets & is really anecdotal to the end-of-the-world bassline stuff thats dominated 2008.

On the Urban tip, Toddla T deserves all the credit he gets.... Skanky Skanky is one of the best albums to come from a dance music producer ever. He's a top lad too, mega modest & just couldn't give a damn about the limelight."

- "The filthy-grimey sounds that are hitting the scene at the moment; where do YOU think they come from?"
>>> "I heard you got that specific sound by circuit bending a Mini-Moog with 1% of germs that Flash can't kill (you know, the flying ones)."

- "Who do you think deserves a shout-out?"
>>> "Me - big up!"

- "are you a :::: Beat Junky OR Sample Lover?"
>>> "Samples all the way!! All my favourite music is sample based, whether is stuff that is 99% samples like all the old Crydamoure & Roule releases, HMA, Louis La Roche etc or just stuff that uses a killer sample as the main feature of the track like Daft Punk.... I love trawling through old music looking for samples, I've never released anything heavily sample based yet, but I will do soon!"

- "What is your best party trick?"
>>> "Turning up on time.... I don't do it very often"

- "At the end of the night, what would be your perfect walk-home tune?"
>>> "Depends what I'm doing on the walk home really. If it involves the possibility of exposing myself in public then probably a spot of Black Sabbath, just to get the blood going.

If we're talking about some sexy time then something pretty romantic... Ass & Titties by DJ Assault?

But if I'm just trying to wind down then, hmmmm, anything by Air, maybe Cherry Blossom Girl as it always reminds of this one particle day when I was listening to it in beaming sunshine. I have a real soft spot for Air, obviously Moon Safari was amazing but Talkie Walkie was equally as epic. Darkel's stuff is cool too!"

- "Who is your TOP cartoon Hero?"
>>> "Eat Your Greens from Stop It & Tidy Up... he was packing 5 a day way before any government funded initiatives."

- "A question from you, to me . . . ."
>>> "What did the bits you edited out of the deTBoi interview say & can I use them as evidence against him in a court of law?"
- "Sadly, they shall be accompanying me to the grave . . . I promised deTBoi to keep my lips sealed and, like 'Eat Your Greens,' i like my 2 veg too much to break a promise with him!?!"

- "whoomp there it is, what do you think it is?"
>>> "A spelling mistake, or maybe an acronym?

Does it stand for 'Wild Horses Often Overcome Male Prejudice'?

Yes, thats it, its a tagline for an equine female activists group. Sorted."

- "and that's a WRAP . . . big up to JaYmo, BIG UP indeedio!!! . . . all the best with Ibiza and I can speak on behalf of all the Muzik Snob readers; '''''Hit us UP with some new tunes, SOOOOOON!!!!'''''

enjoy : MODA x

DiRTYSMaRT is a . . . "Smiley, party person!"

2009-06-15T23:04:00.005+01:00

following on from the previous DiRTYSMaRT article, Muzik Snob managed to track down the DiRTYSMaRT boys for a swift Q&A session . . . . . .

- "Put yourself out there in three words."
>>> "Smiley party person."

- "What is your personal motto?"

>>> "Save time, see it my way."

- "Which three djs/acts, would start - middle - finish your perfect line-up?"

>>> "Tough question, I suppose it would have to be : Booka Shade, Laidback Luke, Deadmau5"

- "What has been your biggest ever Blunder?"

>>> "Djing at Wakestock festival in 2008. I got a little too enthusiastic jumping around behind the decks, tripped off the crate I was standing on and fell on my arse infront of 7000 people."

- "You guys are sponsoring the IBIZA club night - Electric Vendetta - going into the Summer party season. What/who do you think is going to be the sound of our Summer?"

>>> This summer is going to be a tough one to call. There are so many great nights every day of the week. I think this year is going to be a bit more tribal/ electro/ fidget?y, at the same time keep the euphoric sound Ibiza is famous for."

- "Where/who/what did you get the inspiration(s) for DiRTYSMaRT from?"

>>> "Music all the way. Our designs all have music connotations and we will keep things that was as long as we are around. Non of this conforming to the mass market bull shit. I came up with this idea for the clubbing industry alone."

- "Who do you think deserves a shout-out?"

>>> "Everyone that has supported us through the last 6 months."

- "do you like your djs to be :::: track-droppers OR euphoric-blenders?"

>>> "Droppers. If im listening to a Dj I want to know that he is there, putting everything into his set. Non of this outro to intro mixing shite."

- "What is your best party trick?"

>>> "Taking £100,000 from a group of shareholders and quadrupling it in 4 months!"

- "What is your perfect getting ready to go out track?"

>>> "Deadmau5- the reward is cheese"

- "If you could have a super-hero power, what would it be?"

>>> "Not arsed."

- "A question from you, to me. . . ."

>>> "Why is Deadmau5 called Deadmau5"

- "Apparently Joel Zimmerman, the man behind the Deadmau5 guise, named himself 'dead mouse' after an incident with a mouse getting into his computer and biting off a little more than it could chew . . . 'dead mouse' then became 'Deadmau5' for ease of login names; being both concise and unique. . . . . well that's what a little birdy told me ;)"

- "I asked the same question to detBoi and he threw this question out there. .
so" . . . "whoomp there it is, what do you think it is?"

>>> "Whoooomp was the sound of the creation of the universe.
Tag Team are taking the piss out of scientists. L. Ron Hubbard wrote a book on the big bang theory titled, ?Poof, There It Is?.
I would like to think the Tag Team where right and the universe was made with a Whooooooomp! not a poof!"

Thanks to DiRTYSMaRT for the Q&A and MASSIVEmassiveMASSIVE --- BiG UP!! --- for your night in iBIZA :::::
DiRTYSMaRT sponsors Electric Vendetta @ ES PARADIS

enjoy the summer . . . . x

in new djS we TRUST;;;;;;

2009-06-11T22:51:00.006+01:00

. . . . . if you missed deTBoi on BBC Radio 1's : 'in new djS we trust' with JaYmo & Andy George, on Friday (05/06/09) then I guess it's your lucky day . . . . . cos here's the filthy MiXage from the man himself . . . . .PLUS . . . . the mp3 for you to DOWNload (cheers Des!)

deTBoi - in new DJs we TRUST mix 05/06/09 - with Jaymo & Andy George

traX;
Renaissance Man - Spraycan [Dubsided]
Lorcan Mak - Gypsy Bum [Runt]
Black Noise - Knock You Out (Andy George Remix) [Southern Fried]
Rapture - Data (Schizofonics Remix) [CDR]
Detboi & Foamo - Girls Dem Go [On The Brink]
Jack Beats - Get Down [Cheap Thrills]
Detboi - Hump & Shake [Cheap Thrills]
Sonic 86 - Tesco [On The Brink]
Dead Prez - Hip Hop (Diplo Remix)
Herve - Baseball Bat (High Rankin Remix) [Cheap Thrills]

enjoy w/ care x

"Oi! Snake HiPS!!! . . . . . get your GROOVE TWiSTing 'round this!!!"

2009-06-09T21:05:00.008+01:00

. . . . . trust ME on this one; TWiSTED GRooVE ;are definitely ones to watch . . . . . with LESS than a year under their belt, they are bringing some very TASTy desserts to the BooGIE table ; ; ; hailing from BangoR, northern ireland, TWiSTED GRooVE are "andrew johnstone & ross mCjury" and they've wasted no time adourning the sacred stage of D.A.N.C.E. with SEXy-TWISTing beats that make you wanna touch your-NAUGHTY-self . . . . .

Vampire FUCKheads - DiscoTEKA vocal
Accelerator (receptive records)
Fidgety Fingers (receptive records) - ***BANGER*** - and courtesy of TWiSTED GRooVE, here is a DOWNLOAD ;;;;; cheers guys!!! x

TWiSTED GRooVE are so on point with the BEATs that they are peddling, that you can NOT help but to JaCK _ CRaCK _&_ SMaCK your body to every teasing Beep _ Tweak _&_ gRumble . . . bring to the MiXing bowl some HOThotHOT vocal selections and you have yourselves one tip-top P.A.R.T.Y. sponge for all to enjoy!!!!!!

wanna hear how TWiSTED GRooVE lay it down????? PLAYlist DOWNload time ; ; ; ; ;

TWiSTED GRooVE - dj MiX june '09
traX;
10 Rapid - Minor Riot
Autodidakt - Ghetto Nonsense (hostage remix)
Gooseflesh - Rock Star (d fine remix)
Twisted Groove - 8bit Human
Cagedbaby - Forced (foamo remix)
Angry Wasp - Dave
Gooseflesh - Rock Star (racontage remix)
Cyberpunkers - Check This Out
DJ Shaolin - Bitches and Money
Tiga - Waht You Need (proxy Remix)
Crysatl Fighters - Xtatic Truth (mayBB remix)

i know, i know, there's far-far too much to ENJOY here!!! - - - - -> even more HERE x

there ain't no TRACTORS in this engine shed . . . . just massive WHEELS of STEEL"""

2009-06-07T19:40:00.009+01:00

: : : : : this boy sure as HELL does NOT f*ck about ;; the past couple of years have seen ** JaYmo ** raise the club night MODA into the upper echelons of cluBBing infamy ;; drop some skankIN' remixes ;; throw up some TReS tidy tracks of his own ;; and join forces with his DuB-steppin' partner in CRiME : Andy George : to HIjack the Radio 1 airwaves for 'in new djS we trust' : : : : :

if you missed last Friday's insalment and a line-up including the likes of + deTBoi + SiNDeN + Fake Blood + Diplo + grabs ya FaNCY whiskers then have a gander____

Andy George & JaYmo - in new djS we trust - BBC Radio 1 - 5th June '09
follow this ----> link to listen . . . . .

like the other girlS 'n' guyS out there who are tickling the Hairs on our CHINNY-chin-CHiNS - JaYmo just oozes with mischevious-naughtiNESS - you hear the fun JaYmo's having as it BumpS, BurpS & FartS over every TracK, MiX and M*sh-uP he treats you to . . . . wanna know what I mean????? o' course ya DO!!!!!! . . . . well checsky this miniMiX for Annie Mac's M*SH UP ::: too many tracks - new/old/certfied - bangers to mention ///

Andy George & JaYmo - miniMIX - Annie Mac's M*SH UP - *DL here*

AND if you're still BEGGiN' for more get these bouncing 'round your Noggin';;;

JaYmo - On The Grind (JakZ Remix)
JaYmo - tuned in LIVE - *DL here*

NOW, stop BLOGgin' and get out the F*CKin' house & enjoY x

this FLASH of blue ain't no fckin' HEDGEHOG!!!!!

2009-05-27T10:45:00.011+01:00

TAKE NOTICE of *SONiC 86* ;; with the use of the ELECTROnic inter-HiGHway. . . . . this couple of Dublin djS are making BIG sounds across the seas ;; from the Emerald Isle all the way to our DiAMOND dance scene in LonDon ;; combining some UNdoubtedly fine production SKILLs with a mighty receptive BLOGging community, SONiC 86 are pandering to our FiLTHY little addiction to NEW~BANGing music ;; checksy these ;;

BLOCKADE ~ Sonic 86 ;; bubble, POP & squeak your way over this BASSline boys&girlS

(freebie DOWNload here : cheers guys!!!)

hook UP my TONEz ~ Syntonics (SONiC 86 remix) ;; hot hook baby; HOT hook*****

PANTHER ~ Barletta (SONiC 86 remix) ;; Vocal~Beat~Treat

(purchase HERE)

you WiLL love the fresh ~ RAW sound SONiC 86 are bringing to the table ;; grinding under currents that make you WINCE ;; thick booms that SNAP your neck ;; & ;; vocals with a TRUE afro-LiLT ;; so . . . i would like to offer some PARENTAL ADVISORY ~ "GRAB your NUTS and CRUNK the f*ck to this B*TCHES!!!"

MiLK ~ SONiC 86 & Syntonics (collab) - drop, lock, rock

Tesco ~ SONiC 86 ****** BANGER ******

now you've taken me for all i'm WORTH ;; leave me in PEACE ;; & ;; enjoy x

Dirty Ladies . . . . Smart Tees . . . . cracking combo for these brother's in Arms.

2009-05-25T23:19:00.007+01:00

diverting a little from all things Dancing for a BRiEF moment, i draw your attention to a couple of FeLLoW raveRs who are PUSHing their wares upon the clubbing WORLD harder than a KiNG'S CRoSS CRaCK DeALER '''''' & you filthy urchins can't get enough of : : : : DiRTYSMaRT : : : :

Launched in March of this fair year, DiRTYSMaRT was born from two BROthers love for all things Decadent & P.A.R.T.Y. ~ Putting themselves outThere as THE 'electro House clothing Label' ~ DiRTYSMaRT "love SMiLEY party people who live for the weekend, D.A.N.C.E. their t*ts off and wake up in the morning thinking they’ve got tinnitus."

DiRTYSMaRT's straight talking and clear PASSION for the scene that we HOLD fond & dear is apparent and has seen them get there DiRTY mitts on 'TOP TEE' award from MiXMaG and endorsementS from the likes of : ; : ; : BoDYRoX ~ funkAgenda ~&~ Hoxton Whores : ; : ; : wanna understand the HYpE???? then check out their Merchandise over at ***DiRTYSMaRT*** and let 'em know MuzikSnob says, "howdY!x"

ALSO; courtesy of DiRTYSMaRT's very own : dj Olster : here's a tastY miX . . . . c'mon?!??! you didn't think I wouldn't give you a little BooGie did you?!?!?!? shame on YOU! ;)

DiRTYSMaRT 20min MiX - dj Olster (DiRTYSMaRT)

traX;
1. black out crew- put a donk on it acapella
2. crookers- knobbers
3. fran and josh- lets just get on with it acapella
4. outwork- elektro acapella
5. atfc- mothership (bart b more remix)
6. chromeo- fancy footwork (laidback luke remix)
7. m.a.n.d.y- put put put acapella
8. kid cudi- day ?n? night (crookers remix)
9. the count and sinden- beeper acapella
10. crookers vs acdc- thunderstruck
11. hi_tack- made on cubase
12. leger and lake- word
13. steve angello vs guetta- be delirious

get yourself a TEE and enjoy looking DiRTYSMaRT x

NEED some Dirty_Sexy Music??? > > > let ELECTRO be your Mistress. . .

2009-05-25T11:43:00.013+01:00

coming out of the BANK-holiday feeling dirtY-filthY-sweatY and need something to alleviate that WELL-deserved SELF-loathing?!?! then; instead of going the De-Tox route (QUITTER!!!); throw yourself HEADfirst, straight back into the land of all things Decadent & D.I.S.C.O. and where fellows SMiLE,, not stare! . . . . . now we have got your Re-Lapse sorted : : : sorry RECOVERY, check this out:

dj IAX - Sugar, Glits, Tits - Heavy Remixes, Grisly Beats and some CLASSIC tunes;

traX;

1.Erotic Disclosure(Audio Jack remix) - Paul woolforld, bobby peru

2. Wanna Ride(Dj Fame remix) - Bit Crushers

3. you make me wanna dance(don Diablo remix) - Mason

4. let the music play(Death to the throne remix) - Shannon

5. Move bitch (Disco villians remix) - Ludacris

6. C.R.E.A.M(Daze of thunder Bangers Remix) - Wu tan Clan

7. Young Mc - Bust A Move (Don Rimini Ravekid Extended RMX)

8.Fresh Prince Of Bel Air ( Mustard Pimp Remix)-Will Smith

9.Riddle of Steel(Daze of Thunder bootleg remix) - Gun's n Bombs

10. We want your soul(trumpdisco mix) - Adam freeland

11. Whatchdoin'(Villians remix) - N.A.S.A

12. I like to move it (Mikix the cat remix) - Real 2 Real

13. Touch my horn(Mad kids remix) - Jesse rose

14. Dirty Harry(Disco Villians Remix) - Gorillaz

15. Somebody's watching me - Mysto & Pizzi

16. Show me luv - Beni Barca

17. Be my lover- Royal Freakz

18. Boom Boom ghost( Bones mix) - Deadmau5 vs outhere bros

19.Rendezvous(crookers remix) - Shinichi Osawa

20.Music sound better with you (Juxx remix) - Stardust

::: DOWNLOAD 'Sugar, Tits, Glits' NOW :::

IAX winds through tracks like there's NO tomorrow - BOMBarding your BRAiN cells with Musical PixieDust that will have you PIROUETTING faster than TiNKERbell. IAX use of reMiXES and M*SH-UPs constantly keeps you on your toes . . . you think you KNOW it _ you don't! . . . you think you GOT it _ you haven't! . . . admit defeat _ lift up your head _ HoWL-a-LoNG _ and just pray your feet can keep up!!!!

keep up with all the IAX musical installments of all things naughty by following the podcast:
Electro House, Filthy House, Dirty Electro, ohh....and Funky house

FINALLY : : : : here's the latest from IAX;

pew pew!

traX;

1. feeling for you(Les Rythmes digitales short dreamix) - Cassius
2. Feeling for the pack - A trak
3. We are your friends(Disco Villians remix) - Justice
4. Ring my bell(Solly Bmore Bell remix) - Anita Ward
5. King fo my castle - Wamdue Project
6. Boys boys boys (Biancardi Mix) - Sabrina Solero
7. Sunglasses at night(Popof remix) - Tiga vs Xyntherius
8. Do ya wanna Funk - Sylvester
9. Washing up(tiga remix)- Tomas anderson
10. Do ya think im sexy(solly volume remix) - Rod steward
11. The cricket scores(original) - Boy 8-Bit
12. Chimiques - Screendeath
13. Aurora - (riot in belgium & knightlife remix) - Alex gopher
14. Just dance( Hccr's remix) - Lady gaga
15. Handsfree(Heavy feet remix) - Sonny J
16. it's for you - out Hud
17. We are the people(Sahzam remix) - Empire of the sun
18. Glass eye of the candy tiger - the hood internet
19. Like a drug (fade to grey mash) - Kylie Minoge feat visage

::: DOWNLOAD 'pew pew!' NOW :::

don;t HATE yourself . . . . ENJOY yourself x

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . Nic Liu **

2009-05-21T21:22:00.013+01:00

busy both ON & OFF the wheels of STeeL / Nic Liu / is dishing out xTra portions lefT , righT & centrE to you lucky ickle RAVErs out there ' ' ' ' ' ' ' taking KNOWledge from his "our House" night in Nottingham, he has helped dEVELOP 'n' promote the sensationaL "This Is Not A Rave" night in our fair LoNDoN town ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' having moved to S.E.ASIA in '06, he has since helped fOUND a Kuala Lumpur based RECord label; Love International ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' and as IF that was NoT Enough ~ he has recently STEPped into the proDuction room with raySoo and dj Sonny ~ checK '''''''

ohliuliu : RaySoo & Nic Liu

'''''''' whether Playing himself or Part of the DJ-double-ACT '''ohliuliu''' be Prepared for driving_JUMPed-UP beats, a SOLiD_bass-line, MOOd-driven_ house overlayed with CaNDY PiNK lyrics SiCKLIER than a SeX-MAD ScHOOLgirl (yep, i did just say that) . . . . . look! take a listen to some of this and you WILL see what I mean ~ naughty ;)

ohliuliu ~ May Mix

traX;

Aint No Mountain High Enough : Inner Life (nic liu added kick edit)
Balearic Incarnation (Todd Terje extra doll mix) : Dolle Jolle
Pipes n Sneakers : Jay Shepeard
Supernovac : I:Cube
Windrose: Funkwerkstatt
Stoopit (Christian Martin mix) : Martin Brothers
Seven (Agnes Dub mix) : Luna City Express
Check This : Hijack + Finch
Satu : S + N (Dj Sonny + Nic Liu)
A Third Nut : Guillaume + Coutu Dumonts
Twang : Zombie Disco Squad

RiCE BoWLS

traX;

everybody be somebody ruffneckp60 mix tomoki tamura
music got ya movin je davu
cant get away from your love solid groove mix
samba
momy sebastian
hustler smd joakim mix
green jungle hannah holland
finally bart b more mix ce ce peniston
rio boy 8 bit mix the bumblebeez

nuff said really : : : : enjoyed the run up?????? well get a joggin' to TINAR @ 333 this Saturday. x

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . Not Shy **

2009-05-20T22:45:00.010+01:00

this BoY certainly IS """ Not Shy """ . . . growing into the London Electro Scene, from ROOTs firmly based in the BeST o' BRuMMY HARDhouse, Not Shy is fast becoming a tree amongst the SAPlings : : : rising through the RaNKS over the last year;; DANCE floors across london Town have been CRUMBling under the weight of Not Shy's sets : from The EGG to PuNK, from SE1 to the Star of Bethnal Green : : : : 

recently sending the FilthY-SexY FashionISTA crowd WilD at trailer-TRASH; Not Shy let R.I.P. this silent BUT deadly mix:

~Trailer Trash - 15th May~

: : : : Not Shy's heavY-hittinG sets have earned him respect in the UNDERground and seen him playing alongSidE the likes of : trevor Loveys : Kid Dub : andy George : and coming soon :: AC Slater : /SO/ expect SLAPping-BASS ~ FIDGETing- BEATS ~&~ fierce-ACApellas . . . . . don't be SHY : put your LAUGHing gear on HoLD and open your EARS to a little of this:

: Spring Mix :

~

traX:

Buddah Finger - Si Biddle
Giddy Up (Sneaky Pete Mash-Up) - Felguk vs Salt 'n' Peppa
Ski Hard (feat. Christian Rich) - Armand Van Helden
The Dutty Clem (The Bulgarian Mix) - Will Bailey
Illin N Fillin It (Lee Mortimer's Dub) - Armand Van Helden
Doubting You (Tom Eq Trust Remix) - Kyle Watson
Next Stop Chicago (Jesse Rose Remix) - Rekid
Jack Da Ripper - Tee Ski & Shab Ruffcut
Sketch Out - Hijack
Crazy - Harry Axt
Body Jackin - Jamie Anderson And Content
Archangel (Boy 8-Bits Simple Remix) - Burial

enjoy here . . . . then . . . . enjoy on Saturday @ TINAR @ 333

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . pressplay_dj **

2009-05-20T21:49:00.008+01:00

FReSH to the game and PUSHing all the right buttons : : : pressplay_dj : : : is a sure fire P.A.R.T.Y. starter; bringing an eclecTiC blend of indie-inSPIREd ~ fidgeT-breakS-electrO-&-D.I.S.C.O. tunes to the line-up . . . . 'press-play' on this WELL tidy mix:

all you need to say . . . . is: pressplay_dj

traX:

1. Dimmakmmunication - The Bloody Beetroots
2. Tetris (Tocadisco Edit) - Kid Dub
3. My People (DIM Remix) - The Presets
4. La Musique (JBAG re-edit) - Riot In Belgium
5. Switchblade (LARIOTS RMX) - Heartsrevolution
6. Any Way You Choose To Give It (Fake Blood Remix) - The Black Ghosts
7. Countdown (Designer Drugs Remix) - Jupiter One
8. The Girls Say (Atomic Hooligan Remix) - Groove Armada
9. Mercury (Herve Is In Disarray Remix) - Bloc Party
10. Slide Action - Haydn Haydn
11. Fog Bank (Jack Beats Remix) - Boy 8-Bit
12. Sunglasses At Night (Yuksek & Brodinski Remix) - Tiga

adding another ArroW to the TINAR bow, pressplay_dj's playful style TOYs with the crowd, having you ~ Toe-Tapping ~ Fist-Flinging ~ Body-Bumping ~ & ~ Cheering along to the RAUCOUS lyrics . . . . . . as a little teaseR for this Saturday's set @ 333, pressplay_dj has posted a promo : VOILA!!!

back home!

traX:

1. Kiss me (Dances With White Girls Remix) - Franz Ferdinand
2. She Got It - HeavyFeet
3. Go Deep (Dubbel Dutch Bmore Disco Edit) - Janet Jackson
4. Control - Shining Symbol
5. Miami To Altanta (Justin Kase Edit) - Pryda
6. Elizabeth (Joe And Will Ask? 11pm remix) - Mystery Jets
7. This Rhythm (Filthy Dukes Kill Em All Remix) - Filthy Dukes
8. In For The Kill (Hostage Remix) - La Roux
9. Gas Face (Japanese Popstars Remix) - Dave Spoon & Pete Tong
10. White Waves - Giuseppe

enjoy . . . . & don't forget to check back for a l'il summin-summin on Not Shy & Nic Liu . . . x

deTBoi is . . . "The Mut's Nuts!"

2009-05-20T02:33:00.012+01:00

Prior to his upcoming night ~ HEADlining ~ T.I.N.A.R. ~ Muzik Snob managed to track down the man himself ~ deTBoi ~ for a QUICKIE (Q&A) session : : : : :

- "Put yourself out there in 3 words."

>>> "The Mut's Nuts."

- "what is your personal motto?"
>>> "shhh, i can't tell you. It's very personal."

- "what goes down as your best set/gig ever?"
>>> "Best gig/set . . . Sydney : World Bar or Fabric"

- "what is your biggest blunder?"
>>> "Betting it all on RED 32."

- "which producer, for you, is making the biggest sounds at the moment?"
>>> "Jack Beats"

- "Where/who/what do you get your inspiration(s) from?"
>>> "The constant source of new music coming through, its endless, so many young kids now making beats. . . its incredible."

- "Who do you think deserves a shout-out?"
>>> "theres a few dublin heads that deserve mentioning ~ sonic 86 are about to drop their massive cut up disco tune 'tesco' ~ lorcan mak just had his gypsy bum track listed as brodinski's No1 tune ~ and Schizofonics, who have been gaining props from mj cole and zinc, have a crazyversion of queens bohemian rhapsody and a great song called break free."

- "are you a :::: Silent-Assasin or Heavy-Hitter?"
>>> "Silent Assassin ;)"

- "What is your best party trick?"
>>> "I've two...make a chicken out of a napkin...and a very very impressive wobbly finger."

- "What would be your perfect alarm-clock tune?"
>>> "the theme from 'bread' ...gotta get up gotta get up...ahh joey boswell."

- "Who is your TOP cartoon Villain?"
>>> "kraaaang"

- "and finally . . . A question from you, to me. . . ."
>>> "WHOOMP! there it is, what do you think it is?"
- "for Tag Team it was:
Slam dunk it, sink it, flip it and ride it, that B double O T Y, oh my!
ooohh! that's it! come on! come on!
WHOOMP! there it is . . . i'm done!!

for me it's a double Jaeger Bomb!!!"

"Thanks again to deTBoi and BIG UP for this Saturday!!! . . . . i hope you enjoy.x.

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . tommi **

2009-05-20T00:48:00.007+01:00

HAILing from a small Northern irish town; tommi is CREATing quite a STiR in LonDon town with his cheekY-technO-minimaL that you'll find eminating from his EaST LonDon hauntS. . . . one of the BRAINchilds behind the ever-Growing """This Is Not A Rave""" nights, tommi is taking his LoVE for the musical Underground to ever-increasingLy DiZZYing heights : : : : : his LAiD BaCK style on the decks smothers the DanceFloor with techy-bouncy-beats ~&~ popping-pitches that you can just not HELP but lose yourSELF in : : : :

wanna TASTE some of tommi???? check:::
Tommi Jan Variety Mix - 5 months down the line???? still f*cking LOVES it!!!

tommi's HaRD WoRK has not gone un-noticed and the past year has seen him play in some rather imPRESSive venues ::: Hoxton Pony // Scala // Pacha // the EGG ::: RUBbing shoulders with the likes of ::: heavyFEET // Andy George // Mikki Most // HiJack ::: and co-Organising ALWAYS FRIDAYS @ THE EGG ::: ::: in the run up to this SATurday's T.I.N.A.R. shinDIG ~ tommi has dropped us a little MUSICal promo-parcel :::

Tommi May Mix - thank YOU tommi!!! ~ keep your EARS out for: 'touch it!' (18/19mins) / a sweet classic 'finally!' (28mins) / & a chilled out 'Day 'n' Night' mix to close . . . . . .

wanna enjoy some more?!?!?!? Get your sweet DERRIER down to TINAR @ 333 this Sat (23rd May)x

(if you want the tracklistings for Tommi's mixes : HINT : come to the party!!!!!!)

Muzik Snob

"Freeeeeze! DROP!" . . . now let's watch how the HooD pop!

DiPLO - Still COOLER than the other side of your pilloW!!

how about you go stick your BLEEP up your BLEEP, whilst i get down to some DJ Dan Browne naughtiness!!!

SUBvert the system and FOCUS on some dancefloor ANARCHY ; ; ;

F*CK Gary Barlow . . . this is WILEY's "TaKE THaT" !!!!

WANG! . . . less of a CLUB . . . more of a P.A.R.T.Y.!!!

let Death's Drums Jack your Back 'til your Body Sweats!!!

Come & Play! . . . . No! that's not a FACIAL, that'd be Play&Come!!!

Tony Edit is the . . . "Biggest Party Eva !!!!"

Louie Fresco has . . . "Attention Deficit Disorder!"

I ♥ Dancing!!! . . . . . I ♥ Marshall Hackett

Muzik Snob presents . . . . EXCLUSIVE : DJ Dan Browne . . . .

JaYmo is . . . "Honest, Warped & Fertile!"

DiRTYSMaRT is a . . . "Smiley, party person!"

in new djS we TRUST;;;;;;

"Oi! Snake HiPS!!! . . . . . get your GROOVE TWiSTing 'round this!!!"

there ain't no TRACTORS in this engine shed . . . . just massive WHEELS of STEEL"""

this FLASH of blue ain't no f*ckin' HEDGEHOG!!!!!*

Dirty Ladies . . . . Smart Tees . . . . cracking combo for these brother's in Arms.

NEED some Dirty_Sexy Music??? > > > let ELECTRO be your Mistress. . .

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . Nic Liu ** ** **

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . Not Shy ** ** **

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . pressplay_dj ** ** **

deTBoi is . . . "The Mut's Nuts!"

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . tommi ** ** **

this FLASH of blue ain't no fckin' HEDGEHOG!!!!!

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . Nic Liu **

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . Not Shy **

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . pressplay_dj **

T.I.N.A.R. presents . . . . . . tommi **