Must Love Dogs...and My Parakeet.

Please Pray

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:33:00 +0000

All- I've been MIA. But, really quickly, if you could keep this family in your payers, they are in need of a miracle. Click on the button on the side of my screen to visit their blog. Then take a few minutes to be grateful for all of your many blessings and give your family members a big...

Another Instance Where John Mayer and I MIGHT Be Sharing a Brain.

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:53:00 +0000

Exactly.

A Quick Word About Michael Jackson.

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:02:00 +0000

I've been insanely busy, but wanted to do a quick post while I was thinking about it. Michael Jackson was an incredible artist. I'm not talking about his character or the things he was or was not guilty of doing later on in life...if I got started talking about that, then it's a whole different...

Yahoo! Cracks Me Up.

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:19:00 +0000

Courtesy of Yahoo Horoscopes... Pisces (2/19-3/20)Open your email and find a love letter in there. Someone wrote something very sweet. So...who wants to write me one??

Got Milk?

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:02:00 +0000

Those who know...get why I think this is funny...

I am....BATMAN.

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:46:00 +0000

My horoscope, courtesy of Yahoo!: Pisces (2/19-3/20) You feel like Batman, and the world is playing the Riddler. The answer will come.

A Little Bit of This and a Little Bit of That...and a Little Bit of CRAZY.

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:55:00 +0000

It's list night, y'all. I haven't got the brain cells to write a big thoughtful post tonight, so I'm sending some random stuff your way. 1. I went to Target today for the first time in I don't even KNOW how long. That's probably a good thing (that it's been that long, that is). That place is like...

Things That Make You Go, "Hmmmmm...."

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:30:00 +0000

Way To Go, Mr. President!!

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:37:00 +0000

I hope I can do THIS on my 85th birthday!!

What Day IS IT, Exactly?

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:34:00 +0000

People... I'm awake at 1:35 on Sunday morning after the most ridiculous weekend. I had another work project that kicked off at 9:00 pm Friday night, and went into the wee hours of the morning on Saturday. Then, once I was able to log out from that, I was struck with the most unbelievable migraine...

Yummy-Nummy In My Tummy.

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:01:00 +0000

My friend J* sent me a great recipe a couple weeks ago, and while in the grocery store yesterday, I decided today would be the day I would try it out! I've mentioned previously that I'll be eatin' a lot of chicken, and this is a great AND healthy recipe if you have a crockpot! This recipe is also...

What You Always Hoped Would Happen To Brett Michaels After "Rock of Love"...

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:21:00 +0000

Brett Michaels accidentally gets what's coming to him at the Tony Awards on Sunday...

Dog Conversations Between Harry and Sally.

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:41:00 +0000

The other night, I was in the middle of a software launch for work. It went from sometime Friday evening until 7:00 AM on Saturday. It was long. I was tired. And midway through, I decided that I was going to need a little more than the quad-shot Americano that T-Dub made for me with her newly...

Easy Money!

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:53:00 +0000

I got to go be a part of a focus group tonight. I had read a blog a while back about someone who goes and periodically does these things because you go hang out for an hour or two, give your opinions on whatever they're looking to research, and then typically walk out with cash in your hand...WAY...

If Only My Dogs Could Talk.

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:46:00 +0000

I was talking with a coworker of mine today about an apparatus called a CPAP machine. I believe the conversation came up when we were all going on a coffee run to the bistro in our building around 3:00 this afternoon. We were all commenting on how tired we were, but, I pointed out that this really...

In This Edition of "Deep Thoughts By TexasLauren..."

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:15:00 +0000

So, I was walking into the office this morning, and had to cross the street to get from my parking lot to the building where I actually work (I work at a BIG company campus). I was talking with one of my coworkers who is from Pakistan (and is one of the NICEST people I've met) about the resent...

You Are Welcome.

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:18:00 +0000

Random Stuff From The Weekend

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:18:00 +0000

Seriously, y'all...my Google Reader is up to 706 unread blog entries. SEVEN HUNDRED SIX!!! I am going to have the hardest time getting through all of them!! I promise I haven't forgotten all of you, and am trying my best to find some free time to read and comment. My allergies have been acting up...

Be Back Tomorrow

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Fri, 29 May 2009 04:39:00 +0000

Sorry for the slight hiatus, y'all... I've been feeling under the weather today and yesterday evening, and consequently haven't had much to post about...mainly because I've been sleeping! But, I'm feeling better now, and will be back tomorrow. :)

The Only Sport That Might Not Kill Me...

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:13:00 +0000

To the tune of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind": Dum Duuum DUUUUUUUUM DAAAH DUUUUUUUUUUUUM I always did look stupid in a cap and goggles...but back in the day, if you said anything about it when we were in the pool, I'd embarrass you when it came time to race. Those days are...

Who Says the American Dollar Isn't Strong?

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Tue, 26 May 2009 04:23:00 +0000

I'm flat on my back with the heating pad right now. Remember how I said last week that I thought I tweaked a nerve when I ran? Well, I think I REALLY TWEAKED it. I've still got a fair amount of pain a week later, and I'm starting to get kind worried. But, rather than talk about my back, I'd like to...

Would You Like Your Rear-End Shredded or Just Simply Kicked?

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Fri, 22 May 2009 01:16:00 +0000

"Feel that pain? That's the FEAR leaving your body!" Oh really, Jillian Michaels? Because I thought it was my size 10 foot kicking you in the head...or maybe just your shins because I don't know if I'm flexible enough to hit your head with my foot. I've been reading a lot about this whole...

Just Eat It.

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Thu, 21 May 2009 04:45:00 +0000

One of the perils of being single is that if you cook something for yourself for dinner every night, you will ALWAYS have left overs. And, since I'm obviously not independently wealthy and haven't won the lottery lately (well, EVER), I can't afford to go crazy and buy enough food to cook something...

I'm Bringin' Sexy Back...As Soon As The Bengay Wears Off.

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:16:00 +0000

Yeeaaaaah...so, I mentioned in the comments section yesterday that all of you were free to bring the shame if I didn't do some kind of exercise today because I was paralyzed after yesterday's run. Well, I wouldn't say I was paralyzed, but I do think I've got a pinched nerve in my back somewhere....

No Shaming For YOU!!

noreply@blogger.com (TexasLauren77) — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:27:00 +0000

I did it... I ate well, and I ran 2 1/2 miles, and I'm going to recommend that Lance Armstrong be tested for crack usage because according to the Nike+ version of him, I ran a personal best in my mile today. I have no idea what that personal best was...I still haven't uploaded the data yet, but I...