Ask Mr. Biggs! Recycling real talk radio phone calls since 2006.

Show #0031 – Mr. Biggs needs a model number

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 22:24:52 +0000

In this episode, Mr. Biggs shares a few tips to get more life out of outdated kitchen appliances. Additionally, he advises visual inspections by qualified personnel when servicing electrical sub panels, supports the procurement of legally binding paperwork, and encourages taking personal accountability for biological cleanup on public walkways. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0031 HERE

Show #0030 – Mr. Biggs makes sausage

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:00:57 +0000

Show #0029 – Mr. Biggs celebrates five years

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 08:01:56 +0000

Five short years ago, armed with little more than a lifetime of knowledge and an inquisitive mind, Cecil Bartholomew Biggs began his call-in radio show. Along with his dependable co-host, Roger, Mr. Biggs has tackled a wide variety of queries and conundrums from the Tri-County populace. Join us as we present to you some of [...]

Show #0028 – Mr. Biggs tells it like it is

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 21:42:57 +0000

In this episode, Mr. Biggs reveals his personal approach to the nagging problem of unwanted e-mail messages from friends and family. He also takes on a complex but inevitable home plumbing issue. And he expresses his sincere appreciation for the men and women who have served in the armed forces, both past and present. [...]

Show #0027 – Mr. Biggs enjoys pokes

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 20:53:28 +0000

In this episode, Mr. Biggs clarifies several misconceptions about the effects and consequences of carelessly placed electrical appliances. Later, a lesson in both clarity and brevity. Also, a longtime listener queries Mr. Biggs about a common, but often neglected, gardening issue. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0027 HERE

Show #0026 – Mr. Biggs doesn’t care for loud colors

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:31:14 +0000

In this episode, more practical advice from the Tri-County area’s most prolific advice giver. First, Mr. Biggs helps a listener sort out the difference between exotic foreign cuisine and more common local fare. Then we hear Biggs’ take on what to do when an apartment dweller is confronted with tricky DIY repairs. Have pen and [...]

Show #0025 – Mr. Biggs has plenty of onions

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:51:23 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Turns delivery mishaps into popular lunchtime specials. Combines organizational tasks with social bonding activities. Makes insightful use of visual metaphors when explaining complex, difficult-to-grasp size and/or spatial dimensions. Has no idea what happened to the missing Figure 8 Race tickets. Knows all too well about [...]

Show #0024 – Mr. Biggs: Problem Solver

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:08:30 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Questions the quality of non-name brand adhesive tapes. Creates promotional offers to draw in celebrity clientele. Uses thorough search terms for optimal search engine results. Counts himself among the many who have embraced social networking trends. Champions the visually impaired and their special sensory gifts. [...]

Show #0023 – Mr. Biggs doesn’t pigeonhole

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:39:14 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is skeptical about inter-species communication. Prefers subtle imagery in his musical selections. Cautions against overpressure in irrigation systems. Enjoys healthy competition with youngsters. Avoids narrowly classifying musicians. Is familiar with the concept of double entendres, but not the term. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0023 HERE

Show #0022 – Mr. Biggs enjoys idioms

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:34:08 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Uses unorthodox methods to identify respiratory ailments. Reveals the secret to weight loss success. Suggests improving one’s appearance to lift spirits. Presents a variation on a popular Japanese pastime. Spreads his wisdom in 140 characters or less. Feels the financial pinch of today’s down economy. [...]

Show #0021 – Mr. Biggs does it personally

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:35:15 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Places high value on personal appearance. Uses acronyms to recall helpful phrases. Dislikes being sidetracked by poor memory. Suggests better living through technology. Uses creative pricing to draw in customer traffic. Doesn’t care for video game playing. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0021 HERE

Show #0020 – Mr. Biggs speaks Pork

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:00:07 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Recommends using protective eye wear while operating power tools. Suggests a forward approach when considering workplace relationships. Warns against heeding ill-advised instruction from under-informed people. Considers unconventional bit choices when tackling non-traditional DIY projects. Uses coded language to protect the listener’s delicate sensibilities. Bestows the [...]

Show #0019 – Mr. Biggs Tweaks the Promotions Calendar

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Wed, 28 May 2008 01:30:23 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Feels strongly about matching pipe and joint sizes. Extols the expertise of computer manufacturer-provided technical assistance workers. Has doubts about gender authenticity in the celebrity impersonation industry. Uses popular promotions to stimulate customer activity. Laments the flavor degradation of slightly over-cooked coffee. Questions the feasibility [...]

Show #0018 – Mr. Biggs discourages pyrotechnic shenanigans

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:47:24 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Posits his theory regarding the properties of liquid-resistant incendiaries. Continues to be impressed by the depth and breadth of information available from internet resources. Dislikes person-to-porcelain contact. Possesses instant recall for many obscure trade-specific euphemisms. Now knows what to omit from the “special skills” section [...]

Show #0017 – Mr. Biggs simplifies Digital TV

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:01:36 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Shuns common workplace terms in favor of more whimsical-sounding substitutes. Prefers age-appropriate ladyfriends. Suggests browsing one’s analog collection prior to the digital broadcast transition. Cautions against the feeding of feral animals. Believes in the secure storage of firearms and ammunition. Encourages the proper sealing of [...]

Show #0016 – Mr. Biggs makes a date

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:04:18 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Advises callers to gather their thoughts prior to going “on air.” Finds endomorphic ladies appealing. Feels that ownership of an item lies inherently in one’s ability to disassemble it. Suggests professional help when dealing with seasonal pests. Waives his strict “No Caps” policy for his [...]

Show #0015 – Mr. Biggs demystifies natural selection

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 19:38:14 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Advocates the use of vinyl surfaces beneath office furniture. Is adamant about using the right measuring devices to measure ovoid objects. Encourages deliberate consumption of between-meal sweets. Is compelled to remind listeners of talk show caller etiquette. Interprets the subconscious messages inherent in footwear shoelace [...]

Show #0014 – Mr. Biggs serves the public interest

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:33:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Steadfastly opposes the filing of fraudulent documents. Is no match for automated telephone dialing features. Appreciates brevity in electronic correspondence. Recommends repurposing everyday items to increase their usefulness. Feels it’s important to protect Dolly Parton’s good name. Expresses uncertainty about his ability to recognize less [...]

Show #0013 – Mr. Biggs super-serves his P1s

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:29:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is not familiar with standard Asian pronunciation rules. Argues that microwave meals are underrated. Discourages conflict resolution via physical confrontations. Tends to easily lose track of time when chatting with old friends. Can be fooled by genuine-looking certificates. Questions family alliance when money is involved. [...]

Show #0012 – Mr. Biggs salutes The Working Man

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 21:36:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys seeing Ks stand in for Cs in commercial signage. Feels the restless should seek out relaxing hobbies. Thinks there should be an easier way for listeners to e-mail the show. Is not familiar with all contemporary colloquialisms for animal waste. Gently discourages the use [...]

Show #0011 – Mr. Biggs has warm cockles

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 20:03:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages the use of arcane acronyms. Considers all listener suggestions. Practices selective philanthropy. Shows kindness through giving, to heal emotional wounds. Would love to know what Roger’s holiday plans are. Creates spontaneous festivity with seasonal foliage. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0011 HERE

Show #0010 – Mr. Biggs dots his Qs

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 21:46:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages being overly boastful. Acknowledges the usefulness of lasers for a myriad of projects, as well as the inherit dangers. Is concerned about the new facility’s ability to process phone calls. Doesn’t intend to be on the wrong side of the State Gaming Board ever [...]

Show #0009 – Mr. Biggs: Actor

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 22:42:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is starring in an upcoming feature film. Says folks on a tight budget enjoy the sensible value of variety meats. Wonders at which point a lot of carrots becomes too many. Turns to collaborative internet resources for researching his facts. Says Joaquin Phoenix breaks a [...]

Show #0008 – Mr. Biggs urges consistency

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 16:04:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Admits he finds accordions lovely. Recommends using statistics to your advantage. Understands the heartbreak of premature greying. Says Toastmasters changed his life. Recently discovered that “HazMat” is not an acronym. Doesn’t watch Animal Planet all that much. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0008 HERE

Show #0007 – Mr. Biggs doesn’t eat breakfast

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 02:23:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Finds ambrosia to be a refreshing treat. Thinks that Kathleen Turner is still vaguely attractive, on some level. Doesn’t care for math. Was surprised to find that Goldschlager’s got gold in it. Would like folks to keep an eye on that Stuart Anderson. Doesn’t think [...]

Show #0006 – Mr. Biggs suggests a 33 1/3% gratuity

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:49:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Has the cleanest undercarriage he has ever had. Says the Pressure Overload Sensor is there for cosmetic purposes only. Has something about oil he wants to say. Later. Loves phone calls. Well, generally. Not always. Sometimes he doesn’t care for them. They’ve been known to [...]

Show #0005 – Mr. Biggs would like to renegotiate

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:14:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Encourages the carrying of a comb, just in case. Doesn’t care for the new jingle. Thinks the “Bring Biggs Coffee” promotion was poorly executed. Is on probation with the Liquor Board for the Build-Your-Own-Cocktail Bar. Enjoys emails…when he gets around to having them read to [...]

Show #0004 – Mr. Biggs is lousy with quarters

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 20:51:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Thinks Carl deserves a toaster oven. Feels stinky conduit can hurt resale values. Doesn’t use phony eggs everywhere. Would like Roger to talk like people. Uses jerky as an insulator (in a pinch.) Speaks American. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0004 HERE

Show #0003 – Mr. Biggs never wants for bags

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 20:06:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Can’t find a band willing to work for tips. Thinks some people can wear sweaters . . . some shouldn’t. Distrusts the word of those guys on Internet. Can fashion a buoyancy gauge from corn syrup, an aquarium, and a Canadian nickel. Is living in [...]

Show #0002 – Mr. Biggs dislikes false mustaches

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 21:26:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Doesn’t wish to discuss the incident. Will take one more call. Does not condone monkeying around with your Torx wrench behind the shielding. Feels line 8 is clearly defective. Has a full day of activities planned with Angela and Cody. Thinks the listener’s pictures are [...]

Show #0001 – Mr. Biggs often has his druthers

biggscast@gmail.com (AskMrBiggs.com) — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 04:33:00 +0000

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys Sierra Mist, just not from a can. Has a rough understanding of the Japanese art of Haiku. Doesn’t think MySpace.com is “his thing”. Feels the chassis probably isn’t grounded. Uses a self-bronzer. Can recognize his own buttocks’ heat signature. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0001 HERE